I wish I could be Umaru-chan

Fuck it's cold

Seize the day! You don't know how much you will miss the NEET days once they are gone.
t. wagecuck

>>81501658 (OP)
>wanting to be Japanese Garfield

>>81501658 (OP)
How do you anons stay comfy?

i'm super lonely and bored and sick of 4chan any other hikki neets have luck with discord? i tried it and it's full of total retards

>>81502436
By eating raw meat, being sedentary, and spending time alone

Every day I inch closer to killing myself

>>81501658 (OP)
I keep trying to pick up the guitar but it's just too boring and frustrating. I thought hobbies were supposed to feel good, but I haven't found anything yet that beats beating off and browsing this shithole.

Umaru-chan my idol....

my brain has been permanently ----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4dPygeSHQ4
from being a shut-in for so long.
i might be one the last of my kind on this normie board
fuck i miss when this place was filled with hermits

>>81506341
no I've degenerated past the point of no return. stepping even one foot outside feels like I'm entering a different reality.

>>81506366
not degenerated, the word you're searching for my friend is enlightened.
you have ascended

I've been hermiting for 6 months and I've already resolved to kill myself.

>>81506385
No, it's terrible I want to go back to work but it's not happening. They're both awful but this is hell. I feel like death every day. If I could go back to work I could at least go back to being an alcoholic.

>>81505088
its a constant struggle to try and force yourself to do hobby things, im trying my best to draw tomorrow
im trying to shower more than once a month too, i know your pain anon..

>>81501658 (OP)
i hste my life being a hikkinneet im lterally a woman and hate my life.. how retarded do i have to be ..

>>81502440
I did have some luck with discord but that was years ago, it's very hard to find an enjoyable community to be a part of these days.
>>81504598
>>81506341
Same, my brothers.
I feel like my soul is slowly being drained from my body lately, I hope good times come soon, for all of us, because this pain can't continue.

I'm a comfy NEET with my autismbux. I just sit in the house, often on edibles, waiting for life to be over.

>>81506758
And you enjoy this life you've created for yourself?
You don't want more?

>>81506758
What country? I'm thinking of applying I'm worried it'll get fucked in our lifetime

>>81506482
Call me a sadist, but I'm happy that you know my pain. Everyone should!

>>81502284
garfield has it made nigga, i envy him

I'll make it out of this hellhole at some point. I jsut need to find the strenght to and then i'll be able to look back at what i overcome

>>81501658 (OP)
Characters such as Umaru-chan are so unrealistic to what NEETs are actually like. Satou from the N H K is a better example of what a NEET is like.

>>81508185
Satou is not even a virgin.

>>81508199
You don't have to be a virgin enable to be a NEET. How is that relevant?

>>81508217
He's a normalfag.

>>81508224
"Normal" is different for each person.