The weirdest thing that happened at the place you worked (that's not your home).

>>81504486 (OP)
Met Trump (way before he was president). He bought starburst, said he didn't like the yellow ones.

>worked at big box electronic store as a computer repair technician
>we always look through peoples files
>one day co-worker finds cp
>manager calls local PD
>we call the customer and tell him that his computer is fixed
>police are already at our store waiting for him
>he pays for our services and takes his computer
>arrested before he reaches the exit

>>81504550
What did he look like and did he make a scene? Was it hardcore shit or "artistic"?

>>81504486 (OP)
>Be me
>Basically working for WEF as a contracted uparmored SUV driver/personal security in NYC.
>Go in to pick up client, see PowerPoint slide pic
>It's an artisitic rendering of a middle east port exploding with a caption like "nuclear suitcase device worst case scenario"
>gets turn off 5 seconds after we come in
>5 days later that explosion in Lebanon happens.
Yeah I think it was a suitcase nuke that got covered up.

>>81504579
I didn't get to see it. He looked like the rabbi that was on TCAP.

>>81504486 (OP)
a guy licked another guy like he was an icrecream

>>81504486 (OP)
I worked at CNC machine shop.
One of the machinists attempted suicide by taking all his medication at once.

>>81504550
Just about everyone who works at some kind of story about the time one of their coworkers, or sometimes themselves, found 'p on someone's computer and the events following. But my friend who worked at a large chain tech store (Similar to Best Buy but more catered towards gaming PC building and repairs but also just general electronics) as a repair technician didn't have a case like that, instead he found a little baggie of coke that someone had stashed in the disk drive and probably forgot about.
This guy is outspokenly straight edge so instead of immediately tucking it in your pocket to save for when you get home, or maybe a quick bathroom break if you're feeling cheeky (note that this was before literally everything became laced with fentanyl because Xi Jin Pinger wanted Nigmund Floyd taken out through contaminated cocaine, which he was a known glutton for) so he was going to call the cops but there was so little in the bag it was practically just residue, not even enough for a bump that you could even feel, so his manager just said flush the bag down the toilet and wash your hands and get back to work and don't bring it up to the customer.

>>81505214
What a bro. Should have left a hint in there like a pack of gum.

Does everyone jerk off in their place of work or is that just me?