Thread 81504863

You are literally undatable! I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying this because I actually do believe you are entitled to love and affection just as much as any tradthott or onlywhore.
My answer to your sexual advances is usually yes. And that's where it ends.

You can't host.
You can't keep a date.
You can't afford to go anywhere.
You're all fucking bottoms.
You're worried your wife/family is going to find out you're not 100% het.

I have gone through what feels like hundreds of you in the last two weeks. I say yes to most pictures (at least most of the white ones), I am literally the easiest lay on earth, and none of you can seal the deal.

>>81504863 (OP)
You're a literal tranny though.

>>81504863 (OP)
Should we perhaps resort to becoming submissive househusbands?

>>81504863 (OP)
>hmm today i will larp as a woman on 4chan
>they should believe me if i namefag
its almost like men make up their own problems to get mad at

Being an incel is about feeling sorry for yourself and throwing tantrums. It's not that they're undateable, it's that they want to be undateable to prove their retard belief.

The answer isn't to pity or insult them, just tell them what they have is no different than a porn addiction, they just need to get busy with real problems and suddenly that retard belife will disappear, thrown in the oblivion it deserves to be

>>81504863 (OP)
>I say yes to most pictures (at least most of the white ones)
Once again ethnicels lose

>>81504863 (OP)
>I am literally the easiest lay on earth
dodged bullet desu

>>81504887
Your boyfriend is definitely a sub.

>>81504875
yeah and?

>>81504876
You can't tho.
I'm sub, so I can't deal with that anyway, but even if I could you'd have to leave your caves for a few hours to meet me. And you can't do that can you?

>>81504897
Sweetheart it's 2025. I'm immune to everything and I get tested every three months.

>>81504924
>You can't tho
Why not? I'm submissive. I wasn't talking about you but women in general. Maybe some men are better off becoming submissive?
>but even if I could you'd have to leave your caves for a few hours to meet me. And you can't do that can you?
No I can't leave my cave goddess.

>>81504950
You can be sub/dom/switch whatever you like. The problem is there's no way for a potential partner to interact with your life.

>>81504971
But I do leave my home. I just haven't been lucky.

>>81504898
That's more pornsick crap, believing everyone is into bdsm shit

>>81504863 (OP)
JBW proven again

>>81504863 (OP)
>I am literally the easiest lay on earth
>>81504875
>You're a literal tranny though.
>>81504924
>yeah and?
lmao, kill yourself freak

>>81505097
Lol. You will never be a man.

>>81505031
Maybe I need to be punished for my pornsickness?

>>81504863 (OP)
>you are all bottoms
Im not budging on this lol

>>81504863 (OP)
>You can't host.
False, I have my own place.
>You can't keep a date.
Not sure what that means.
>You can't afford to go anywhere.
False. I literally flew to another country to meet a femanon just to get rejected in the end. She said she felt bad about rejecting me so she gave me a hug.
>You're all fucking bottoms.
True in my case. I can still make an effort to larp as a top for a bit but that requires trust.
>You're worried your wife/family is going to find out you're not 100% het.
Meh. I'm het but I do have some freaky kinks and fetishes that homophobic people despise. But those are mostly online, irl I haven't done anything anyway.

>>81504863 (OP)
Where are you from, Ms. 4chan?

>>81504863 (OP)
Beanies new personality is here, filter her tripcode and DNI with her!!!

>>81505509
Beanie isn't as racist, she's ethnic herself

>>81505533
Filter her tripcode and DNI.

This is a really fat ugly obese 40 year old tranny Nazi who hates Israel btw

Incels are 99.9999% straight men. If you're attracted to trannies you can't really be an incel. You're just talking to random losers who aren't up to your gigaslut standards.

>>81504863 (OP)
>I sure showed those 4chuds hehe

>dear people who by definition don't date
>you're undateable
really?

>>81504863 (OP)
> You can't host.

I absolutely can host. I live alone.

> You can't keep a date.

I actively choose not to date, I do not like being around other people. But if I wanted to date I could. I have a good job, and enough free time. I even have people already in my life that would probably say yes if I asked them out. I can date, I choose not to.

> You can't afford to go anywhere.

Got plenty of money. I have a job that I love, and pays well.

> You're all fucking bottoms.

This one is valid.

> You're worried your wife/family is going to find out you're not 100% het.

Everyone in my life knows that I'm as gay as springtime.

You got 1/5 anon. Not a winning score.

>>81504863 (OP)
OP is a 40 year old chronically online trans woman btw who showed me her dick and my request
please leave

>>81505932
you're responding to an incel thread go to grinder and get topped if you're incel and don't want to date fucking smoothbrain

>>81505992
No reason to act like a total cunt. If this is how you talk to people having a basic conversation, it's no wonder why you can't get laid. Go take a long walk off a short pier.

>>81505472
you're an anonymous shitposter on 4chan.
If you want to date girls you can't leave the name field blank.

>>81505488
Australia

>>81505533
I'm not racist I just hate jews.

>>81505547
Jew

>>81506029
The Jew isn't wrong tho. You're not getting laid on 4chan. You have to sign up for the getting laid sites and give them your phone number and credit card.

>>81505860
What is a good building to jump from? :3

>>81504863 (OP)
Someone from your fag discord gave you the wrong impression, the only people on this board who like trannies are you and your pals, everyone can see through this constant spam of yours.
Robots think you're a bunch of gay tranny freaks, simple as.

>>81507271
That's almost interesting anon. Almost.

>>81504863 (OP)
>I am literally the easiest lay on earth
yeah to ugly perverted old men with a fetish for fat old sissies

saw the shill thread on /tttt/ so I just wanted to pop over to this board and say that this gigahon tripogre is universally despised by everyone on /tttt/ and I highly advise against interacting with him. he apparently had sooo much dysphoria that he lived as a man until FORTY before trying to transition (starting with licorice root btw not actual estrogen).
he avatarfags with anime girls (from shows that he's never even watched) because he thinks trying to poorly impersonate a teenage anime fan tranny makes him seem cute. don't be fooled, he looks like a troonjak caricature but real and is an embarrassment to trannykind
trutrannies stand with incels btw, incel lives matter

>>81507722
If you knew how many of those there were you would feel a kind of fear you've never felt before.
I'm pretty sure I can swing with the old pervert vote.

>>81504863 (OP)
i think this was directed at men but i wouldn't have this problem if i didn't have medical history preventing me from purchasing a shotgun

>>81508147
>him.
>he
>he
>OMG IS THAT ANIME ON 4CHAN?!?!?! I THINK I MIGHT BE SICK
>he
>him
>he
>troonjak
>trannykind
>triptranny
>But I'm totally one of you you guys
Go back. Sharty is your board. You don't belong here.

>>81508323
Aww sweety don't be like that. Jesus and I both love you heaps and heaps.

>>81508323
You live in the midwest so you should be able to no matter what

>>81505071
Sexo, imagine emory and loser, etc.
I don't think you're allowed to post her here though

>>81508370
to my knowledge the regulations in my state aren't super strict but i generally know that usually you aren't allowed to purchase a firearm if you have documented history of mental illness and clear intentions of suicide (or worse, at this point)

>>81508402
I mean
you can lie

>>81508408
i can? i thought they literally looked through your medical records though?

>>81508424
if you've not been committed to a mental ward I think its fine

>>81508424
well what state is it?

>>81508439
hmm.... maybe one day i'll have the balls to finally end it

>>81508445
minnesota, i don't like our governor but i know he at bare minimum grifts as pro-2A meaning he has to have atleast SOME policies that favor easy access

How did this thread stop being about me?

>>81508457
can we do a double sui
t.ranny :3

>>81508457
forgot to mention. if its suicidal thoughts/attempted it does not count

You are right
Ive been coping for years about exactly what you just posted

>>81504863 (OP)
Good. You shouldn't want nor aim to date me. Go be a whore somewhere else.

>>81508505
No. Imma date you and cure your gay.

Being a top is boring

>>81504863 (OP)
I was lucky enough to meet someone from a dating app recently despite the fact that I can't drive and still live with my parents. Of course it was only one meet-up so far but it proves that I am able to date. Problem is that the other person has to be extremely close though.
The problem is that changing those 2 things is EXTREMELY hard. Like, basically "completing the main quest of life" level hard. Being able to host means that you're somehow set on your own in an insanely competitive society.

>>81508617
No lies detected.
You need a car or you need to be able to host.
Which means you need to already have your life sorted, and you have to do that without anyone to support and affirm you.
It's a catch 22 situation, you need experience regular intimacy in order to be healthy enough to keep a job in order to afford a house and a car in order to get a partner so can experience regular intimacy.

Who designed this shit? This is dumb. Why is dating so broken?

Are you chopped?

>>81508639
I guess you realize the issue. Needing geniune relationships with other people to be motivated to accomplish difficult things and change one's life, but not getting that and thus being stuck. Sigh.

>>81508668
Yeah that's what I just said.
And my God you are a fucking plague. Do not for a second think you are alone. Number one reason for the proliferation on dating sites of desperate single dudes - can't host.

I hate incels too but holy fuck all you cunts do on this board is whine, whine, whine. Who gives a flying fuck if you can't get laid, you're better off anyway considering divorce rates, break-up rates etc, the dating game is absolutely cooked and done like a fucking dinner. I'm convinced most of you are underage fucks at this point.

What if I live like this tho

>>81508688
>What if I'm a blank canvas waiting for a woman to paint me into a proper life?
You're literally perfect.

>>81508688
T-girls will love you, real girls will not. If you have any latent faggotry, now is the time to bring it out.

>>81508736
Sarcasm or...

>>81508812
nope!
I want to fix you.

Wine o'clock. Spent all day working on a guy and he backs out because I won't give him a face pic.

>>81509136
Seems like a reasonable request. If you're looking to e-date someone why wouldn't you have a video call first thing?

>>81509139
Because I have a thing about my face, obvi.
First thing would be fine, but I spent all day sending him pics of everything else and pretending his little dick was actually impressive.
A total waste of a day.

>>81509139
And I wasn't looking to edate him, I was looking to let him fuck me whenever he wanted.

>>81509152
Your face is an important part of who you are. Did you just, what, hope he'd fuck you with a bag over your head?

>>81509170
I have no trouble getting dick without a face pic. This guy was a jerk.

I am glad I checked out holy fuck women are just a fucking mess.

Glad I got to date my Asian fembot pre2016 because hollyyyyy shit what you got now is so cooked.

No wonder even guys here I bailing on trying to date with them.

I'll participate somewhat seriously though I know I shouldn't.
>trans
That's the reason. Self selection bias.
Only the mentally ill would be interested in dating you in the first place, so the top selection is already the bottom of the barrel.

>mentally ill tranny conflating love and affection with sex

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I'd still fuck you but damn bro you will never be a woman. Your idea of love is cartoony and delusional.

YOU

WILL

NEVER

BE

A

WOMAN

>>81511768
>black and white notebook margin doodle tats
Instantly dropped