I am scared, terrified of everything and Deppressed. Wish I had someone to cuddle with and also to be my fren but not only nobody would want to cuddle with me without sex in return but also I can't trust that they wouldn't rape / rob me

>>81505145 (OP)
What makes sex so different from cuddling?

>>81505192
Always r9k with the most cancer response

I want to cuddle with a girl before and after having sex with her.

>>81505204
Your argument milady?

>>81505145 (OP)
I'd do that for you. I'm fat too, so I wouldn't have the energy to hurt you even if I wanted to.

>>81505220
Where are you fromm dessu

>>81505229
I live in England whadda bout you?

>>81505254
I mean that is nice but it be harder for me to come by cause brexit

I would cuddle with any girl in my city no strings attached. Doesn't matter how ugly your are, how fat you are, age(obviously over 18) or race. No pressure for sex or a relationship, I just want to feel your touch.

>>81505275
Ohh yeah...heheh...idk who would vote for such a thing like that...*sweats nervously*

>>81505145 (OP)
I'm mainland euro and would cuddle, but I won't be the emotional tampon guy and esp. not without sex so my best guess is that's why you're not finding volunteers.

>>81505254
do you have big british tits?

>>81505145 (OP)
I would love to just cuddle with a girl, but there are two problems:
1. It would feel very weird and awkward, if we don't know each other, and if we tried to get to know each other, she'd ditch me, because I'm insanely boring.
2. While my intentions are pure, a girl could never know for sure that it's the case, making the whole thing practically impossible.

>>81505311
I bet he has sum' dose fat british NEET milkers

>>81505145 (OP)
the white woman was made for black skinny jeans. literally the pinnacle of human culture, thought, and evolution.

>>81505320
brit girls have nice milkers.

>>81505327
you responded to some bri'ish chap taking the opee's bait tho, not to a post by the op

>>81505299
Same but you prob live far and not euro
>>81505314
Why do you call yourself boring?

>>81505340
>>81505320
>>81505311
I weigh 300lbs but oddly my mantits aren't that big.

>>81505341
>not euro
LONDON Ontario

>>81505341
>Why do you call yourself boring?
Because I'm an internet addict. There's nothing cool or interesting about me, I just rot day in and day out on the internet. There's nothing I can talk about. Plus women make me feel shy and self-conscious, making me even more quiet and boring than I was already. It's just not appealing or exciting at all.

>>81505145 (OP)
>I can't trust that they wouldn't rape
Says the sexhaver to all the virgins.

>>81505373
You still are interested in stuff like lolcows and music I assume ?
>>81505366
Don't want to leave the eu

>>81505145 (OP)
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I would NOT rape / rob.

>>81505437
I mean would you meet me, tell me more about you

>>81505145 (OP)
>I am scared, terrified of everything and Deppressed
>also I can't trust that they wouldn't rape / rob me
Nobody wants to hang out with someone that's melodramatic and negative. You need to chill out.

>>>81505437(You)
>I mean would you meet me, tell me more about you
I'm a neet and I like listening to music and a lot of different kinds and I've been getting into woodworking and gardening, but I also have a really niche interest (nothing morbid) that I've not found anyone sharing locally so that kinda weighs on me.

I definitely can though my budget isn't huge, just depends on if it'd be fun I don't mind doing some reading on a train.

>>81505145 (OP)
Lonely you say?
https://youtu.be/x2AO_8ViOA8?si=f4JjEjAYnXBHboUK

>>81505569
Nice which music and other interests also how can you even afford gardening on a neet pay

>>81505145 (OP)
You near The Netherlands? I'll go to concerts with you and listen to you yap about lolcows. Just don't rape / rob me.

>>81505754
Oh a lot, some jazz like piano and bluesy and bossanova and jimi tenor, some metal like tool and the mars volta and deafheaven, electronic like from warp, aphex twin and boards of canada, some pop, some hiphop, some classic piano, vocaloid... really too much to spell out.
I've a big balcony and I'm prolly gonna get a municipal garden, it doesn't really cost much to garden.
You do much besides listen to enter shikari nitecore while listening to MATI streams?