Thread 81506145

How do I get a high functioning autistic girlfriend?

>>81506145 (OP)
you dont because we hate being social it makes us feel stupid, rather stay at home in the comfort of a messy room yk..

>>81506145 (OP)
the only way to meet them is online, they very rarely go outside

Hwat's with normalfag's fixation with muh 'tism? Everyone likes to believe they're le based autist for whatever reason. Even if people do have le 'tism, it's almost never the superpower kind.

>>81506277
Stop projecting normalfag if you don't understand why we want autistic gfs you're a fucking normie

>>81506145 (OP)
Here's how:
1)be a Chad
>If not, then:
2)be a chadlite with an interesting personality
>If not that then:
3)be a normies with good career, house and car and future prospects
>If not that then:
4)be a bad boy nigger drug addict criminal

>>81506164
What if I also hate being social and I just want to hang out in your room with you. I wanna lay on your lap while you doomscroll on your phone.

>>81506316
that actually sounds nice anon(: but then wed just.. rot together..

>>81506428
We could hold hands and go on nightwalks together too. I'd buy a second set of NVGs just for you.