>nearly 30 years old
>beat off multiple times a day every day since i was like 12
>99% of the times ive beat off someone was 1 room away
>never caught beating off, even when i did risky faps intentionally
How do niggas get caught?

>>81506707 (OP)
Actual pure stupidity. Anon, you're a wise guy even though you describe "risky faps" I guarantee you weren't the type to just throw everything to the wind the moment you want to masturbate. Some people genuinely do that, they'll just be scrolling social media see a fat ass and whip their dick out as they go to pornsites, and just start going to town right then and there. Makes you wonder how they function with such low impulse control.

>>81506707 (OP)
At my first job I had to go to elderly people's houses and help them. I jacked off in every single house I worked in. I'm talking double digits. Never got caught.

>>81506707 (OP)
You old AF. You a boomer . You were born a millenia ago. Before internet.

>>81507509
he is not older than the internet

>>81506707 (OP)
SHUT UP SHUT UP IT WASN'T MY FAULT I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS HOME