>Go to music festival
>inb4 normie, 32 virgin
>Qt from Poland messages me
>We plan on camping together (with others)
>Eventually says she's doing arena only but will meet up
>Goes silent while there
>Literally bump into her and we say hi and stuff, even hug (heh, later losers~)
>She's acting kinda drunk though and hanging with some gigachads and a superstacy
>They're dancing drunkenly to Weezer going "Wooo" and shit
>I wander off and do my own thing

And that was my story! Pretty great, right?

I really like the undertone of chronic unfulfillment, the portrayal of life as a dull joke with no punchline. The protagonist strikes me as a vehicle for both stoic and cynical philosophy.

Fumbled so hard. You could bagged a basic bitch for a night then dipped.

You're funny anon i'm sure you'll get your chance.

>>81507144
Becky is chad only sadly

>>81507249
I've pulled bitches as a "brad". No excuses. Get your ass back out there and bag one.

>>81507087 (OP)
It would of went differently for you if you were a rich man north of richmond.