>be rich and attractive
>spent 7 years learning japanese
>only attracted to Japanese girls
>sentenced to prison for 7 years (got out in under 2) for trafficking drugs a tax evasion and second degree murder
>can't move to Japan in my life

Sucks to suck, nigger.

>>81509925 (OP)
ummm what the fuck did you do to get arrested

i assume it about a permanent visa but the truth is no one wants to actually move to japan its a shithole if you work and live there. if you are rich just keep visiting as much as you can you are better off that way.

also tons of japs in hawaii you consider moving there

>>81509949
Employee tried to blackmail me so I whacked him on the head, I drove him to hospital but he died

>>81510049
Haha oh wow! Holy shit. That's a story for the grandkids eh?