Thread 81513062 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1041 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:40:23 PM No.81513062
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Reminder that chad got to take the virginities of multiple girls during highschool without having to marry them first. In fact, he was jobless and still living in his mom's house while doing it.
Now you can either marry the women that he came inside or work your ass off to become a good enough provider to marry some asexual religious virgin who may or may not be lying about being a virgin.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:27 PM No.81513081
I have no feeling over this paragraph except sadness
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:44:24 PM No.81513098
>>81513062 (OP)
gonna go jerk off and cry now, thanks anon
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:03 PM No.81513105
>>81513062 (OP)
I fucking know anon, thank you however for rubbing salt to the wound, was almost starting to feel happy today
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:47:58 PM No.81513125
The last choice is kinda true, but not every (or even most) religious virgin girl is asexual. I fantasize a lot about being in a intimate relationship with my future boyfriend.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:51:38 PM No.81513154
>>81513062 (OP)
why would a government contract matter at all for taking the virginity of girls, it makes no sense.. if you need to get a third party like the gov involved in your relationship just to fuck then its fucking over
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:16:14 PM No.81513405
>>81513125
The most horny teenage girls have sex before marriage. Even if you aren't asexual, chad got the ones that are way more wild in bed than any religious virgin.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:54:59 PM No.81513741
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i took the virginity of my 2 best female friends in school
it was awesome
one was kinda built like picrel but not quite as fat and big
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:58:37 PM No.81513781
>>81513405
I never understand men like you, the reason I want a virgin is because I don't want her to have any experience, you want a virgin woman who's wild in bed? That's retarded, just date a slut.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:12:26 PM No.81513913
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>HE'S PLAPPING MY LEFTOVERS
your response?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:14:52 AM No.81515070
>>81513781
It's the pornsick mind talking, their ideal woman is indeed the oxymoron of "virgin that is elite at sex"