Israel please help.

first for OSRS

>>81513453 (OP)
jew hands wrote that

>>81513465
brainrot: the game

>>81513453 (OP)
>message israeli intelligence
>send work address
>say its a terror camp
>day off

crossy, tell them you're in between jobs atm and doing some volunteering

Bob Marley is genuinely one of the GOAT musically

>>81513408
nooo aha
>>81513486
which edition is breast lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JMj4R63dEw
Ziggy Marley is genuinely one of the GOAT musically

>>81513509
>Be black supremacist
>Die of skin cancer
Kind of ironic if you think about it.

My favourite track from the GOAT musically. Feeling a solid 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2O30pDefKs

>>81513561
big up rastamouse

for me it's Paul McCartney's frog song in that Rupert film he made.

>>81513341
Kino. Had a couple of level 150 characters but the game lost its SOVL over time.

Garn in that shower now.

Yeah, we keeping it fresh on a Monday.

>>81513590
BOM BOM BOM
BOM BOM BOM

>Cooper told the Commons the government would follow all 12 of the report's recommendations, including suggestions to ensure adults who engage in penetrative sex with a child under 16 'face the most serious charge of rape' instead of lesser charges.

Lollers on suicide watch

>>81513622
did they also recommend the police stop being scared of arresting the darkies when they do it

>16
why not 21?

>>81513684
No, that'd be deeply racist and inflame Community Tensions.

are coppers even racist?
they've only ever been 'positive racist' towards me because i am white.

I don't care that he sent some famous birds into space on a giant cock rocket, or that he invented next day delivery, it does not give bezos the right to sell CP on his website. Fed up of the patriarchy right now fr fr.

>>81513774
this a good flick? one of those 'been on my list forever' films

curious what a matriarchal society would look like tbqh.

>>81513782
It is a crucial watch, for research purposes, if you know what I mean.

Rewatched Mysterious Skin. Fucking grim film lads

>>81513793
adjusted for inflation, shagging teenage schoolgirls back then was what flirting with a Discord 24-year-old is today. it's all the processed food.

>>81513790
Nobody would be allowed to wear matching outfits.
Sexy young women would be exiled.

>>81513835
is this of concern to women? i thought they were interested in bodily autonomy, stuff like that.

Feelin cute n pampered

>>81513790
given the world has only gone downhill since they got to vote, i wouldnt expect much

I think I know who crosslad is IRL, I'm certain of it, but I will refrain from DOXing

>>81513865
Yeah, they hate it if they turn up somewhere and there is another female wearing the same clothing. DAY RUINED!!! type thing.

>>81513794
Any yous mind this film "under the skin" It was filmed in glasgow.With Scarlett Jo.Its pretty weird.

>>81513893
what's happened?

>>81513912
Love Under the Skin, brilliant movie.

>>81513531
Am not sure lad i jst have whatever one is the one thats the epub one on internet archive

>>81513898
Wym youre somebody that knows me irl?

it was funny seeing the photos of them filming Batman up there

like i'm sorry mate but that's not some mad comic book Gotham street, that's somewhere in Glasgow. reminds me of when they filmed Star Wars on that island.

Was watching eastenders downstairs and fuckin ell their voices all annoy me. Especially on the women. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Really feeling the withdrawal effects from stopping my antidepressants now. Felt like shit today.

Maybe taking brain-altering drugs for a few months was not a good idea.

i support women's bodily autonomy so i'm fine with the EastEnders actresses/characters using their vocal chords.

>>81513943
wouldn't want tangential speech.

Got the bacon beer and bets song in my head while I was eating dinner. No uploafs today from our seasideMARK! Not happy.

>>81513918
Jst had a good day,compared wiv yesterday anyhow x
>>81513938
Cloud Atlas as well

Ogre battle 64: The person of Lordly calibre came today, a real time strategy RPG game that Ive wanted for years its a bit complicated though. I 100%ed the one on Super Nintendo but that was back then my brain wasnt as scrambled then. Just want to turn my brain off and play a comfy one for once.

i'ed give life a 4/10. not my life but all life on earth from their perspective

>>81514008
what's the best form of life?

Kek apparently all of Israel has lost internet and most television stations have gone off-air. Corr and I mean corr.

>>81513967
I dunno what you mean by this. Anyway I could go back on the drug just so I can function better for the next couple of months. But I really fucking hate the drugs and I hate how they make my cock less effective.

The problem is that when you stop them, it can take weeks for your brain to stop feeling like shit, as you experience withdrawals.

>>81514033
being a 21 year old daughter of a billionaire

>>81514071
i meant like, mitochondria? jackals?

>>81514080
humans are probably the happiest but if not them then domesticated cats

eva6 energy, these 'life' posts.

Anyone can play guitar.

>>81513954
does bbro watch all the soaps?

>>81514114
im making the and im a tired middle aged man

>>81514126
them*
told you i was tired

I should have had a sprog ~10 years ago, would have been getting some prime 16 yr old babysitter pussy, now the government's made it legal, corr, phwoar.

>>81514126
so is eva6.

>>81514161
lern something new everyday

>>81514151
...did you have a babysitter after you'd hit puberty? wat

Cooling down with some nice Woca-Wola now.

Got them full sugar fizzy drinks on tap x

>>81514120
Yes he watches the big 3. Corrie, emmerdale and deadenders has been for the past 20 odd years now, him and mum have always watched them. He gets very upset if you ever ask whats going on. Its probably his undiagnosed autistic special interest

>>81514169
What?, if I had a child 10 years ago, that would make the child 10

>>81514179
Why upset? Thought he'd like talking about it if he is autistic?

>>81514178
Oh it lush just the way I like it

>>81514201
I dont know. He absolutely HATES it when you ask he gets visibly upset when you do. He has the mental age of a 5 year old. For years and years me and mum have thought he has some sort of behavioural learning disability. No idea what though.

Ayatollah Khamenei is doomposting on X

https://x.com/khamenei_ir/status/1934711992490848405

>>81514251
Mad how so many people believe in "God" even though "God" probably doesn't even exist

when are we gonna execute the royal family lads

>>81514284
Nobody should do that. Murder is objectively wrong and illegal.

Instead we should simply end the institution of the monarchy and have an elected head of state.

>>81514324
way to be a fucking buzzkill ya poof

>>81514276
Even if he does exist, it's hard to imagine him giving a shit enough to intervene

>>81514185
that's how i first read it but if you have a sprog, then why would you need to have had a sprog?

>>81514324
simmer down Cromwell, we can have it both ways:

a lottery that picks one mentally-capable Briton at random every 10 years. they get to be king/queen for a decade.

I love being morbidly obese. I eat and drink whatever the fuck I want. Don't care if my heart packs up at 40, I'd rather be hedonistic and die young than never do anything interesting and live until 100 or whatever. Now I'm gonna eat this Dominos and watch some of my favourite Twitch streamers x

>>81514391
and then a vote to execute them at the end right?

>>81514408
fucking genius mate.

get it implemented.

>>81514406
I understand the appeal of eating and drinking what you want, but there are greater hedonistic pleasures in life that being morbidly obese will prevent you from obtaining. I don't mean to talk down the pleasures of food. They are significant. But it's pretty low tier hedonism to be blunt with you.

>>81514408
I've played NV too

Iranians hate their own government and support Israel.

>>81514406
Why do you keep pasting this? You should have some variety like your food and drink

>>81514474
Go on lad, teach us how to hedonist max.

>>81514492
I'll write something different next time x

>>81513289
HelperLad, I was driving up the M6 earlier daydreaming about that webm thinking 'God I'd love one of those Yemeni wives from the webm'

Good taste de lad x

>>81514492
>teach us how to hedonist max

Well we can actually start with food since that's his preference. Instead of cheap food like Dominos, I'd recommend gourmet dining, fine wines, cocktails, artisinal indulgences, luxury chocolate, premium coffee, stuff like that.

I'd also go deep on sex and sensuality, with exploration of sexual fantasies a priority. Attending sex themed events and going to sex resorts would be key, as well as just having lots of good sex with many different people. Being morbidly obese is going to get in the way of that.

Physical comfort and luxury also has to play a role. Massage, saunas, luxury hotels, high end bedding, comfortable and elegant clothing. As well as stylish interiors, high end furniture, great art, beautiful views, and a pleasant sensory environment.

And drugs obviously have to play a part because that's pleasure on tap. The aim would be hightened pleasure rather than escapism. Of course being obese makes it more dangerous to take drugs.

>>81513484
OSRS is a comfy doss game

>>81513509
>Bob Marley is genuinely one of the GOAT musically
Bob Marley was old money. Oh aye. He knew the score

>>81514540
The only webm you're going to get a sexual partner from is THAT video.

>>81514541
Self care Sunday x it lovely getting pampered

Just rememebed Iran's Press TV shilling against British nationalist groups back in the day and constantly going on about "Islamophobia" in the UK.

A good reminder to stay neutral and just enjoy the show. Fuck em all.

>>81514541
Not a fan of all the sex and drug shite, but yea, the rest is pretty good

>>81514540

Kek I saved it off /pol/ earlier. I knew some britfeel lids would enjoy it.

>>81514251
He does some serious shitposting to rival Malik Obama at times. The Iranian military were posting happy merchants the other day.

Aside from that he drop a lot of serious redpills that make tommtards seethe.

>>81514587
>Just rememebed Iran's Press TV
no you didn't.

>>81514324
The idea of an elected head of state is repulsive. I know Charles is a shit king but even the worse king is better than a president

>>81514610
WearsideOMAR and CherwellsideOMAR common strong

noting down these anti-monarchy posts for when they repeal the Human Rights Act.

Some Arabs probably don't realise how good they've got it with their wives

>>81514641
couldnt give a shit mate, i will gladly die at the stake while claiming monarchies are fucking retarded and our ones are useless cunts who just vacuum money and befriend nonces

Occasional reminder Poley had a wife about to be handed to him on a plate and he threw it away to become a tranny. Fucking madness

>>81514641

Queen Kate absolute monarchy when?

>>81514661
if you don't respect the divine right of kings, why do you live here?

>be 18 year old Arab, maybe 21 at a push
>Have a virgin who knows how to cook handed to you on a plate
Arabs live life on easy mode

>>81514661
>who just vacuum money
A president would do exactly that

>>81514679
Today

Just want Iran to become the world's foremost superpower desu

>>81514697

Based and Katepilled.

Bloody Hell Zoe Slater is coming back to Eastenders. Her career didn't fly so good, eh? Bionic Woman my arse.

It officially a war now de lids. Oh aye.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Israel_War

>>81514755
Always makes me laugh when these soap stars leave to try and make it big by doing better things. 9 times of out 10 I never works out and they always eventually end up coming back.

>>81514755
was going to say 'didn't they already do a new Bionic Woman with Michelle Ryan?' before i realised that's who you were on about.

think it's been over a while, that.

now that Heroes has ended, Christopher Eccleston can return to Doctor Who.

>>81514897
Mate it was like 20 years ago.
>>81514896
Yeah Jacqueline Jossa made such a big deal about leaving then doing I'm a Celebrity and she's already back in it.

>>81514760
>ongoing undeclared armed conflict
I.e. nothing is happening and nothing will happen.

>>81514911
Was u thinking of zoe slater in dr who as well.She was cute there.

janine pushing barry (from eastenders) off a cliff

"Doctor Who" is a dumb name for a character and a show. What's it even meant to mean?

Some of the foties on my phone that got lost in faccy rez night were so priceless nd irreplaceable every pic i took from covid lockdown nd my hair jounrey when the salons were closed in covid nd my walks in the woods in 2021 when i was looking for trees that would hold a noose nd some from my auntys funeral nd loads n loads of pix of my old cat(</3) nd my entire samsung notes that was added to every day for 5 yrs.I mean its kind of painful to think about.Am jst trying to move on n rebuild.

>>81514968
>I.e. nothing is happening and nothing will happen.

Sad when Jack+them break off from nu-Locke nd Claire sees them n thinks shes getting abandoned again (true)

Just downloaded that Toy Story 2 (PS5 version). That should be a womfy vidya sesh. Loved playing it on the ol' PS1 back in the day.

>>81515203
Got a new nappy on, little lad?

One final binging session and the weight loss diet begins tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKs1ZSgMic
clever little tricks, these. you think the Mega Drive is doing 3D but it's all an illusion.

>>81515203
My childhood favourite lid. I got it downloaded too. It lush.

>>81515247

Aye it womfy af. Never clocked it as a kid so I'm on a mission to finish it now.

Whats Trump mean by this?

for me it's Rugrats: Search for Reptar.

>>81515327
>Truth Details
>ReTruths
...does Truth Social just call posts 'Truths'?

>>81515318
You can do it I finished it in one day before. I always got stuck on the Construction Site level as a kid. Buzz Light-year of Star Command is on PS5 too I played a lot of that too.

>>81515329
Same lid. Me and my sisters played the golf on it all the time. Wee easter egg on the Egyptian golf level if you go off the track and go in the back of a pyramid there's a mummy running about.

>348 ReTRVTHs

>>81515345

Just beat the robot boss on level 1. Easy peasy. Not looking forward to that construction yard level though, always struggled on that one back in the day.

>>81515353
was mind-blowing, this. wasn't even that clear you could leave your tee. then you could just run around and go inside the pyramid?

it's like that Mario Kart 64 track where you can drive off and visit the castle from Mario 64.

>>81515329

Kek another PS1 classic. Fucking loved that game.

Loved the level with the Goose, still get that Rugrats game music stuck in my head lids.

Never had a playstation or xbox or whatever. Had to play flash games on my laptop because my parents hated games consoles.

We staying up all night lads. Gonna finish playing The Last of Us, watch some films on my watchlist, have a late night Dominos. Womfy, womfy, womfy.

>>81515514
It was for the best lad they didn't want you to end up being some fucking loser that posts on 4chan

Late night wuppa grind HHL style x

I cant live if living is without phone x

Dumping all this pharmaceutical shite down my gob every day.It nasty,it not good.

I want to pamper crosslad

Just smashed Andy's House (level 1).

Yeah, I got them tokens. Yeah, I got them coins. Yeah, I got them sheepingtons. Oh aye.

>>81515597
Enjoy lid it too fucking warm to sleep. Sitting here in my keks sweating my wollocks off.
>>81515697
IKFT tbqh.
>>81515731
Oh aye it lush. Have to climb the tree on level 2 now.

>>81515835

On that Wortnite now. I'll do level 2 tomorrow.

I wish to be with u every night and every second x

Aye ave got my window open n it still pretty muggy

>>81515916
Room fucking stinks because I've been sitting in my own sweat. No airflow at all cheese louise!

Sweat gang

got my nappy on, oh aye

>>81515957
tfw every day is not great at your junes

>Trump leaves G7 early
it over x WW3 starts tonight

Gna watch a bit of Barbie Explorer ps1 on youtube later.My wee sis played it a lot.I mind the voice at the start for sum reason the way it said TIBET
EGYPT
TIBET
Made me laff back then but i dont know why, u had to be there

Washing crosslad's luscious hair

I was on one for bugs bunny lost in time ps1 other day which was smth i played with a babysitter i had,,But it actually looks like a cracking game desu

Cumming down HHL's long throat

I was actually in 2 minds about having another shower bc of the humidity tonight but am leaving it to tomoz cus if i go in shower now ill jst fall asleep instantly when i get out n ave got a few more wee things to get done tonight

>>81516029
Here a video you may enjoy!
https://youtu.be/FDcbmvY_1Wo?si=Fyk-vuImIa8TXwn_

Leaving the croissant for the morning as well
I was avin a giggle bc mum was saying she collected stamps when she was wee which is a bit out of character but its cute
>>81516079
Aye thats it,,ist a tomb raider clone

Iran could make Tel Aviv uninhabitable if they wanted

>>81516106
Always fun when you find out something about your mam you never knew. Mine told me she met P Diddy in a hotel when she was on a trip and got his autograph but doesn't know what happened to it.

>>81516119
They can't do shit desu

>>81516119
Send are Mark down on a missile Dr. Strangelove style and the entire country will be uninhabitable. Scientists should be studying his condition for warfare.

>>81516133
>They can't do shit

Bunch of appointmenthams this week is it not

Phwaor

>>81516119
Why haven't they then, despite Israel bombing them and shitting up their nuke plants?

>>81516119

Sounds like copium tbqh lid. Israel has the nukes and the means to deliver them. Iran is a threat for sure but they can't destroy Israel whereas Israel could 100% destroy Iran.

>>81516235
They could make a dirty bomb, not a nuke, but they could write Tel Aviv off for decades

>>81516245
They can't do shit senpai

Israel won't nuke Iran, because that would be something happening.
They'll just throw a few ineffectual rockets at each other for a week or so before forgetting about it like these countries do all the time.

I feel so cute n relaxed in middle of night on /britfeel/ compared w during the day.Should cut back the all nighters though its getting ridic waking up at 6pm n stuff.

Garn have a cheeky late night wot woodle now and watch another new wepisode of Wick and Worty.

>>81516280
>because that would be something happening.
Woould it? By chuddahs law of happenings, anything that happens isn't a happening. Therefore they could nuke Iran, but the threashold of what constitues a happening would be raised further

Trump is in the situation room right now. Looks like the U.S. is taking some kind of action against Iran tonight.

https://x.com/Apex_WW/status/1934768895220408462

>>81516299
Thats a brilliant piccy.Fink its a mash up of two other piccys.Cheers

cool cat on drums

>>81516342

We all late night womfy piccy posting in life x

Makes me laff when suomebody quotes my post nd so theres a (You) nd then they quote somebody elses post so there isnt a (You) nd theyre like that HA NICE SAME FAGGING u jst have to let ppl have their moment.Ave already said before i dont samefag bc am scared ill get banned nd exposed.If that wasnt a risk then Certainly i would do it but as it is i cant.U misunderestimated my oomfies simple as.

>>81516378
Happens to me too kek, maybe we've both been the poster being quoted in the same post once lol

>>81516385
When the weathers getting hot ppl are more argumentative n snappy.Am the same way bt am trying to be self aware about it.

>>81516346
Int it kewl x

Another one for your womfy piccy wiccy collection crosslid. Personal favourite of mine x

>>81516442
Seen this de lid?

>>81516299
Coor sounds lovely that mate. I would have a wot woodle meself but I just had a Tescos curry

Sweating like crazy me desu atm senpai death feels close

>>81516442
Having a wee dip x

>>81516480
My necks sweating a bit n am jst sitting still

Why won't HHL get into opiates crossy style?

>>81516498
Go to bed cdot

in the hospital atm x

Got the double cream for the strawbs n hopefully cool down a bit
>>81516516
A&E ? What happen

Sick of the ooga boogas

Going the dole weekly is a pain. I do apply for jobs but I never get interviews. 33 and jobless living at me mums hurts me prospects of getting a girlfriend I wont lie x

More incoming

>>81516524
sprog has acute bronchitis

Is it happening?

https://x.com/ahmed_dk02/status/1934778929924977074

>>81516498
Am not rly a good advertisement for them theyve turned me into a mongoloid vegetable.But am thinking anyway if u could go your life without trying them youd probably be better off thats like a lucky dice roll.Its like something youre meant to enjoy when youre old maybe.Well to be honest I lowkey when i imagine what heaven would be like after you die i often think about morphine nd if its a similar experience or when youre in heaven do you feel like that all the time naturally or is it something else.Cus that would be amazing.But in the same sense i think were better off waiting for that experience when we're ready for it like after death instead of using the cheat codes to get there too early.Jst my 2 pennies.I love them myself but obviously am not gna recommend anyone to "get into them".Not smart really is it.Theres ppl out there who've never felt what it feels like.Theyre lucky cus they can still be happy in the normal human way.When i was 18 really simple stuff made my day nd week.

>>81516641
Oh poor sprog hope the doctors helpful x

>>81516643
it will get intercepted like everything else, limp iran cock cant do shit

Honestly though when I look at job applications they annoy me. They basically ask the world of you. 10 years experience. hit the ground running. Key player who will revolutionise their business. Oh but you will be paid 28k per year.

Are you daft or what?

>>81516685
>intercepted
https://x.com/BNONews/status/1934038593653047762

>>81516661
difficult to read this desu

>>81516690
Looks AI desu senpai

>>81516694
Sry am high
>>81516687
I looked @ indeed few weeks ago jst curious n it was pretty depressing desu

Fucking hell. Kyiv getting absoluted hammered right now as well. Wutin making moves while everyone is watching Israel/Iran.

https://x.com/Archer83Able/status/1934780360488878245

It would be hilarious if America declared war on Iran. Trump is such a bellend.

>>81516726

Trump just told Iranians to evacuate Tehran. Looks like he's made the decision to get U.S. forces involved. Probably to take out Fordow which only the Americans can do.

>>81516712
Haven't seen Eraserhead in years think I'm due a rewatch. Basically about Lynch's anxiety around being a parent and a husband from what I recall.

Just want everybody to get along x

>>81516714
its like that pepe with the nuke where the world is going to shit outside but were all comfy tucked up inside watching it happen

>>81516778
Don't think Americans on a whole would be too happy about being forced into another war abroad.

>>81516712
>n it was pretty depressing desu
It is lad. I have to look at it and apply for jobs or the dole will sanction me

>>81516816
for keeeev? nah, for god's chosen? oy vey!

Luv WW3 me
Innit

>>81516824
Look on Indeed myself sometimes and it just depresses me to be honest. Only thing I'm suitable for is menial work and even then I'm too autistic. Better to be NEET.
What gets me the most are the descriptions of the jobs and all the criteria to be happy and have initiative and come to work with a smile and all that lark.

Connection error reeee

>>81516824
Have u hada job before?

>>81516846
>What gets me the most are the descriptions of the jobs and all the criteria to be happy and have initiative and come to work with a smile and all that lark.
Yeah there's nothing worse than them saying all this crap about you having to be basically the next coming of God for their business. But they're paying you like 24k or something stupid.

I don't get why companies and businesses don't just say "you'll come in, work hard and do a good days work"

It's all this fuss about you hitting the ground running and whatnot. Does my head in. maybe im just autistic but what happened do an honest days work? Im only fit for menial jobs meself since im low IQ but cmon

In that beddingtons now. Got that fan on.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In me lane. Focused and flourishing x

>>81516863
Yes mate but I quit because of burnout and shitty coworkers. Been jobless now for 7 months. I had savings but ive ran out so i had to go on the doley

Wish i had 1 pal in irl where we could drink or take pills n jst stretch out on my bed n watch animes n stuff on the telly or if they wanted to watch something else or youtube or smth then thats fine as well or we could do it sober as well but mostly when am high i feel relaxed nd am like "i wish someone was here to share this moment" I dnt need a lot of pals in life,, am not very social but just 1 would be nice, am alone though, nd we go for walks during the day nd it helps the anxiety from going outside nd going down the shops to get choccys n stuff like that nd go cineworld n see a film at night n doss about in town n stuff

>>81513453 (OP)
Do you have your passports Brits

>>81516891
true that lid. being alone is great but having someone to chat with on a deep level is nice. not just silly meaningless chit chat but actual deep stuff. I don't go out by myself cause its boring and not worth it. its only worth doing things if the experience is shared

>>81516872
I know it's been joked about before but it honestly seems like a hard social/autism filter to keep the freaks out.

>>81516914
Autistic people can be hard workers though.

>>81516876
>perma virgin stuck in spacker home
>flourishing
pick one

>>81516928
Depends on where they fall on the spectrum. Many autistics have shitty executive function and initiative which means you need to handhold them through every task or their unreliable. There is a reason the employment rate for autistics is so low.
Conversely some autistics thrive on that routine and task orientated job. We all different in life.

>>81516789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJiWzZqvL0

Gna order new jounral.Fink it nice to write your feelings in paper as well.I retain information better like that personally.

Mum says am a delicate wee flower.Well shes the 1 that planted me.

Feel wee bit sick gna lie down x

>>81516965
>you need to handhold them through every task or their unreliable
What do you mean by this? like they will finish a task then wont know what to do?

Feelin cute n comfy in my tights n baggy t shirt nd adidas hoodie watching the rain on my window,,it is actual bucketing down

Think the rain is sorting out the heat.It nice

>>81517185
Next heat wave on friday and saturday x

I wrote "Cheers x" on a diff r9k thread nd it went through as original,kina shocked by that

>>81517196
Mum trying to get Thursday aff bc thats when the weather is next meant to be sunny apparently

Feelin cute in my excellent adidas hoodie x
Posted from my Samsung galaxy

Lifting again, might get a used freestanding pull up bar on eBay. I'm not at the point where I can do a pull up (haven't tried in a while) yet but I'm doing the dumbbell exercises that prepares you for them.

Inb4 >hhahaha you can't do a full proper form pull up... it's hard for most people. Trainers often say the first pull up one of the most satisfying parts of a client's progression.

UKGASP

God pretends to be the news reporter on tv. All the people on tv are connected to one brain. We call him god because we dont really understand. But, believe me or dont. Theyre all the same guy. Its just confusing because he has sex with them.

just back from wageying, how is the latest happening going?

>>81517339
Lol god posts all the shit about wars dude. Literally the author of those posts is an alien. And hes not being perfectly honest about that obviously, he is pretending to be a human like us. Which is easy enough to do because he is actually the human writing it. Why? Because this reality had a war. There were real people, and also a god who was many people. And he wanted absolute breeding rights, and also to own every big house and every car. So the fact that we look almost the same meant he had to hide, because he was going to be getting a way better deal than the real people. Let that explain why god is making fake wars on the news. Its to keep you confused and scared. Just turn the screens off, if god isnt communicating with you telepathically youre a very lucky person.

>>81517339
This is probably censored. but, every twitch streamer is the same exact person. Both the men, and the women. They are connected to a non human being who lives as those people. And he makes twitch content for 2 reasons. Firstly, it does earn money. And we are competing with him for jobs, because we both have bodies. Secondly, he tries extremely hard to control the media content that we consume. No joke, every twitch streamer is in your house as a ghost too. You can join a twitch channel and leave it on in the background, and the streamer may start to comment on what youre doing. This is probably censored. Because of how gruesome god is to the real people like me, hes definitely not going to allow this fact to be known. Literally he has enslaved and castrated us, and even worse, made it look natural and normal like we were just lazy and ugly. To prevent any and all rebellion.

Good morning bennies x

Yuo can call me the rain man
Cz ill be making it rain x

>>>/wsg/5897416

corr rare mark

>>81517426
This guy is god too. He posts porn, because it is a legal way to sexually assault a person. Which is his primary method of ruling over us is to repeatedly sexually assault us everywhere we turn. He dedicated a tremendous amount of resources to doing that. Its clear that soldiers have a type of switch in their head where they say, okay, I will be killing people and thats the end of the debate. God has also done this. There is no moral question in his mind. He will be torturing people to death, and stealing from them. Because what god wins is reproductive rights over women, big houses and cars and food which is every bodies favorite stuff. This is all censored obviously. He tries to actually convince us to help him steal, lol. Thats why all the celebrities have fake names. He is sexually assaulting me while I write this using one of his clones. I am one of his victims, im guessing there are others. He actually constructed a torture chamber and locked me there, and gave me a phone to write with too. Its a real torture chamber. Im not sure how to write this, but Ive spend several thousand hours screaming in agony while my body received burns and pulled muscles and starvation. Because of how illegal that actually is to do, im really assuming this isnt being read. Hes clearly above the law though.

enjoying some alcohol if that's alright with you?

>>81517486
He look so much younger with hair. In his bald era he looks better wiv a beard imo.

>>81517131
Cnt believe that was only a hour ago.Fink id taken too much codeines.Feelin better now but i just spaced out for 10 hours it felt like.Oh aye.

My wee sis was in a&e last night bc of pain n heart rate n it turned out to be kidney infection so i was worried about her bt sounds like it is ok now but it sounded bad before.They pit her on a drip antibiotics n nearly kept her overnight but stabilised.Shes in her flat now.Jst came out of nowhere.Ave been anxious thinking about that today dont rly feel like posting about it. But i think it will be fine,I Hope so.

Gna get ready for bed.Tummy wee bit dodgy still.

Mammy............am retarded...........................................

stealing the night

Back on my mildred hubble swag x

Yesh indeed.Am the king of the nigga kingdom.

We can do this the easy way or the harrrd way xxxxxxxx

Listen
We can do this the hard way or we can cutely do it

Ruth had more multiple beers yesterday. She must be going over her units.

I liek hearing the birds start to chat in the morning on a all nighter

Its so wet outside.The seagulls are talking.

It so wush bein a seagull perched on the roof n looking down for ppl to shit on

https://youtu.be/-FjhmMRFxDw

Feel like ave reached a epiphany about pills.Fink i can be done with them soon.

The hard bit is quitting pills n not then switching to booze,,thats what happen last year,after i quit buprenorphine i had maybe 2 weeks properly sober before i jst started drinking every day,nd then i was like that "am drinking too much,,lets go back on the pills for a wee bit but only wee codeines so its nothing major" "just to cut down on the drinking" but that was nearly a year ago now.i can turn anything into a problem desu

Feelin v peaceful with the rain outside n like my soul is refreshed

As long as i do it cutely its all good

Smth ave noticed from going to the group being around ppl irl never feels good in the moment but its when you get back home n reflect on it that you get a positive feeling from it which is quite tangible.Its weird cus in the moment am quite stressed out nd wanting to get home but later on when ave got home, in bed at night am thinking "im glad i went there today".Ist literally the short term long term thinking type of fing whatever thats called you know what am on about.

It may just be relief that its over but thats still a decent buzz U suffer then feel good for it,,like exercise.although whether its worth the effect on ur nerves am not sure.Not today for me.

Talk to yrself for 8 hours award

>>81518196
I read all your posts x

>>81518208
Jst made me laff when i thought about it, but, thanx.Sleep v soon.

Im a slave for big pharma.It sad. It not nice. It addiction.It poor coping mechanisms.

It constipation. It sore tummy. It bad memory. It no sex drive. It headaches n sleeping bad.It low self esteem. It dry mouth nd weird rashes nd stuff.It breathing weird nd shallow breathing. It nvr coming out my shell. Its naw right mammy,it cannae be right.

I like to change mammy but ave been this way a long time now @ what point is it not a drug effect anymore n just who I am now,a reprobate.

What I need more than anything is a solid week of sneezing out my arsehole n then wising up n getting on with life. I will pit it aff as long as humanly possible thou,,its my specialty.

I tired n sad. Night night.x

Installing Death of the Reprobate

>>81518485
Night night crossydresser, sweet dreams of being a princess xxx

Enjoying WW3 so far, me

Arnt i

I feel more comfortable talking about it lately but am still not comfortable so dont talk to me about it.I can admit to myself i wish to be a pretty girl.At least ill take the step of being honest with myself.I deny it on here nd i deny it everywhere but the sick thing is i even deny it in my own mind when theres no sense in denying it when i already know the truth in hte 1st place nd the problem comes from me in the 1st place.But i tried anyway past few years to push it as far back in the dungeons of my mind palace as poss.Nd frankly,I will continue doing that until I die, as a moid.I coped that "its between me and God" n thats the truth though.Its for him nd me alone.Its caused me a lot of pain n tension n heart break trying to trick myself out of it n grinding my teeth in my sleep every night.Nd the emptiness i feel every second of the day.But its just reality.I can only accept it.Some things arent possible.Bruteforcing the impossible through medication n stuff is a larp.When i was wee i saw moids as violent rapist freaks nd it made me sick to know am classed in the same group as them n i never fucking felt like i should be in that group bc we have nothing in common.I was born as a disgusting moid ape.Its just what happened.I dont feel like that about them anymore i matured n more life experience but aye.I have my 2 sisters n i always wondered WHY did I have to be the boy.Out of my mammys kids there was 2 chances to be a girl nd then just 1 of us had to be the boy nd somehow it landed on me.Why me.They both got to be girls.ND THEYRE NOT EVEN FUSSED!What the fuck did i do to deserve this body n role in life.ITs not fair.It makes me sick n start to tear up n suicidal if i think about it too much so its safer to just have a ban on thinking about it.Its jst volatile n unproductive.I dont know whats the solution but I know what isnt the solution.I know i trust God more than big pharma.Its that simple,i get it aff my chest,never talk to me about this, it makes me sick.

>>81518677
It kino until it hit my houseberg

Mum works in care and the house she works at is having a new sofa. I dont mind doing it but mum has asked me and brother to go around and take out the old sofa and I said its up to the care company to arrange the sofa to be removed. She said we cant find anyone and apparently the care company dosent want to. Shit care companys all they care about is how much money they are getting from spackers and the government.

>>81518784
care company got it right. just keep the old sofa

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3rprg8zv18o
Was the current law on abortion not already pretty fair? Allowed for any reason up to 10 weeks, and generally allowed up to 6 months if the pregnancy was a risk to health? Why are they pushing for 9 months? Seems a bit unethical to say ok you can get an abortion for any reason up to the full term. Many babies are born a few months premature and go on to live normal lives
They have been shown to be able to survive after 4 months even though it's unusual
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-64875309
And it's neither political, or gender related, or religious. Any decent person should have qualms about this kinda shit and would have the same reservations if it was blokes who gave birth. It just about protecting life, regardless of it's gender too, babies are what 50/50 male female anyway? Ridiculous that the issue gets made about something it's nothing to do with, most people against abortion aren't some bunch of chauvinist chuds who want to deny women their rights, they just have ethics about not killing living things

>>81518784
Lazy selfish piggy.

If we live in a world where a baby can be aborted at 9 months for any reason no questions asked, we live in an evil world, no two ways about that

>>81518801
Adrenochrome is delicious

Trying to read a fantasy book (Illborn book 1 of the Illborn saga) and they keep switching character every single chapter. It's a good book but it fries my brain a bit being at a new character every single chapter. Another book I read last year was doing this too. I suppose for telling stories about multiple characters this is probably the best approach, but it feels tiresome when you are so interested in the story of character A by the end of his chapter, to suddenly get thrown back to characters B,C,D

>>81516928
the truth of the world of work is that, mostly, people care far more what you are like as a person than the skills you have. they will have to work alongside you and see you almost every day for years potentially, they want to make sure you're not a social freak. skills as most made-up jobs can be used so if it's not something very high level or technical, this is what people look for. which makes it hard for autists (I imagine).

>>81519030
>skills as most made-up jobs can be used
christ, it's too early. meant to say skills at most made-up jobs can be learnt

>>81518791
What are we going to do with a used up spacker sofa?
>>81518802
Did you not read my post? I dont mind lifting the sofa out its the care companys job to do so. Not ours.

Ckin ell spacks wake up. Get posting. Been waiting since 6am.

>Bills paid.
>New router.
>Biscuits in the fridge.
>Priorities sorted.
All is well in the world. Life is lush.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q77HTpGaRbw?si=YgOHeqvCVQXVOyM9

>>81519116
Am i missing something by keeping mine in the cupboard?

>>81519134
Dont know lid. Our mark might be onto something here. Maybe the biscuit dosent fall off as easily when you dunk it.

>>81518631
I looked that up. Looks absolutely wild. A point and click detective/puzzle game set inside renaissance paintings and it doesn't shy away from sex and gore.

>>81519134
It 30 degrees this week de lid the fumes inside the Edwards' households are going to be nuclear. Don't need his biscuits smelling of fish and shit does he.

Barely slept last night, knackered af but bossman doesn't care

>>81519172
not him but its good some decent humour too, at least to me

He's fuming, they won't give him a phone contract

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srExr1uTtTg

>me actions have consequences?

>>81519233
Also not him but have you played the first two in the trilogy? I thought they were all brilliant.

>>81519244
Those fucking glasses lmao

He can't go with EE
He can't go with O2
He can't go with Virgin
He can't go with Three
He can't go with Vodafone
He can't go with BT
and now he can't go with iD Mobile

His phone days are almost over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7z_i3y8R0

>>81519265
nah so I've mostly just watched those games, I should play them but point n clicks aint my jazz normally

>>81518801
Whenever I say anything against abortion people will either say 'I didn't know you were religious' or go into some absolute meltdown trying to quote bible passages to trip me up.

I mean, yeah I'm just against murdering children because it's the most abhorrent thing possible. Don't have to be religious not to steal so why should this be any different. One of those moments that makes you realise religion is a necessity to keep society in order

>>81518801
thing is lad im pro-choice but i still think there should be sensible limits
as always with this shit everyone wants extremes. no abortions or all the abortions. nothing nowadays can be a middle-ground compromise

>>81519278
He needs to get on that pay-as-you-go grind like every spacker

>>81519278
you can do monthly shit with things like giffgaff where it isnt even contract, i just ping them a tenner a month and can stop anytime
is he retarded

>>81519293
Thing is lad I'm pro-rape but I still think there should be sensible limits

>>81519278
Debts are piling up again de lads

>>81519306
based when do they meet the criteria
too short a skirt?

Haven't had many womfy garden stream yet this summer

>pro choice
Regardless of whether the act of abortion itself is right or wrong. This is one that those rights women just shouldn't have.

My stance on abortion itself is that it should only be allowed if the pregnancy will kill the woman (and the sprog will die anyway). People use 'risk to the woman's health' far to often. In some countries where that is the exception, doctors will simply say childbirth itself is an inherant risk to the mothers life and sign it off that way

>>81519327
For me it's Sandford Lane

>>81519331
>Regardless of whether the act of abortion itself is right or wrong. This is one that those rights women just shouldn't have
You say "regardless of whether or not its right or wrong" and then basically just say "its wrong". Fuck off ya mong

>>81519316
It was mostly b8, but I genuinely believe that 'marital rape' is non existent morally, and the law should reflect it

>>81513453 (OP)
Mods are faggots

>>81519278
He's absolutely fuming lmao

>>81519346
>that 'marital rape' is non existent morally
how
if one of you says "i dont want sex" then the other forces you to physically or drugs you or whatever, that's rape init

There is only 1 choice that matters (to me).
To choon or not to choon? That is the question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk

>>81519363
Get in there choonlad just the vibes we needed this morning

ruthmong's meaty cock

The redpill is that practically any rape that isn't by a family member is easily avoided by the woman, but they choose not to avoid it

>>81519344
Yeah, it's just that often (as in that case) people aren't advocation abortion based on it's merits, but simply saying they support women's rights

>>81519379
yeah sure, fair enough
i think there are reasons for it besides "muh women"

>>81519355
Don't get married then, wives have a responsibility to sexually satisfy their husband,

>>81519355
>if one of you says "i dont want sex" then the other forces you

The sort of woman who don't think they should have to sexually satisfy their husband should be raped as a punishment anyway it's all good

>>81519379
What if the baby is female? She won't even get the chance to choose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ouvr7Z870

Ruth's genitalia

fuck off with that incel tripe

Ruth posting about cocaine now. Very concerning.

Very unsure on how to feel. Is it coke?

>>81519414
Have a nice ice cold 7up lad.

>>81519412
Just a couple of yanks visiting us pal. Pay them no mind.

>>81519412
Sad little cope to start calling people incel because they don't agree with you.

What's more, even if it was incel tripe(it isn't), if you dont like incel tripe don't post on /r9k/

Three are not right

>>81519428
britfeel isnt an incel safe haven

Got a bit of the ole tummyache I have.
I wouldn't mind an hour of dossing, before having to tend to tasks in the IRL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8

>>81519436
No, but it's is a place where a lot of uncles post, so if you don't like it you can go elsewhere.

Can you point out the incel tripe anyway? Not even sure what you were referring to

Shareef don't like it
ROCK THE DOSSBAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9b

Ok, now we can rock the dossbah.
Sorry lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watchkghd0
?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

Why do incels fear this?

>>81519450
>>81519456
Fucked it up again de lad. I know what tune you mean though and it's a good one

What is it about females that makes them seethe?

Why get so angry when you see a pair of tits?

So much time and energy wasted on hate

>>81519465
Ah yeah, stoopid YouTube (not my fault due to being sleepy still).
Let's see if this works (different song).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

Sod, let's have a great clash choon. Oh aye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzBgeI5dpc

>>81519476
Can you point out the hate in this thread, what particular topic made you have a melty, marital rape or abortion? I assume it's one of those two

>>81519470
Looks like one of the leeds sisters from goggleslops. Phwoar.

>put in his place by a real robot
>has a melty
we are taking our board back

I am SSMsexual and I'm not afraid to admit it

>>81517169
Yes it's a problem I have especially with initiative. A reason I struggled in work before.

*walks round the thread like a kewl dood*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm

>>81519525
Some days you shag shit, some days you shag fish?

tempted to have fish for lunch

>>81519544
No I just shag anything above ground for a great day

That was a very unwomfy sweaty sleep de lids. Feel like absolute shit.

*informs the apus kim woodburn has died*

>>81519579
She's cleaning the big man's toilet in teh sky now.

seasideMARK Let apply for other sim only deals there other firms will accept me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7z_i3y8R0

>>81519628
Meaty genitals

>>81519628
His live and on the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH4DoL39e8o

>>81519628
>>81519685
i have a sprog, am married, own a house and i unironically think this guy has a better life than me

Marks been black listed by all the network companys. Not right. Not fair.

possibly getting sex later

Possibly getting some potatoes today.

MARK PAID THE BILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvGhhtvpcWA

possibly getting wissed later

Possibly getting 3 triple cheeseburgers today. That if mums spack home has their sofa delivered.

>>81519779
>>81519805
These but me

That's actually a good deals lads! is the network shite?

>>81519801
in 10 minutes: they say I only paid one account

>>81519809
3? Are you on a diet lad?

Big day at B towers. Rearranging my room and my games and also built a spare billy that I had in the attic. Im absolutely exhausted. No room to lie down because all my games are on my mams bed and mine so Im on the sofa downstairs which is shite I would rather be in bed to be honest. Nowhere near done. Not happy, bitten off more than I can chew.

>>81519828
Not at the moment I need to be though. Might have this week as my last fatty fatty bum bum week and then go on a diet next week. Im almost 25 stone for Gods sake.

His toilet sink must be reeking

>>81519852
>His toilet sink must be reeking
fascinating

>>81519842
NTA but, now is the time. Get 2 instead of 3. You can do it lad, commit, and stop fooling yourself into believing next week is the week.

>>81519874
But lid my fridge is filled with snacks and fattening food. How can I diet if my house is full of pies and cakes? Once it is all gone I will diet I have to.

>>81519842
and to think i feel like shit for being stuck at 17 stone
mine's all from booze though

>>81519842
160kg what the fuck blud

>>81519886
How do you know the stock won't be replenished?
It's ok if you don't want to change.

>>81519278
He could always go with giff-giff-giffgaff

>>81519886
This can be you one day pal, I believe in you

>>81519413
>>81519414
I've had a bottle of that beer and I think she is actually referring to the drink and not the drug. It does have a taste of a spirit mixed with coke.

7 more sleeps till bennies day.

>>81519955
Phwoar, what will you be spending your hard-earned giro on?

>>81519967
BiIIs.

>>81519955
corrr going to treat yourself lad?

Fishy fanny

>>81519976
Fishy cock in fishy fanny

>>81519967
It won't really just be bills, I wanted to try a one word answer.
I will also buy some drugs, and food, and beer, and maybe vidya, if I have enough after paying bills.
>>81519974
No more than usual. Few extra bills this month, so might not have enough for too much fun.
Probably get another strip of pregabs.

swear my mate on bennies gets more dosh than me

50/50 if strike Iran

>>81520000
Don't worry lad, you'll get more than I do, I basically have ~30 per week after bills are sorted.

new ferry fred time
>>81520019
>>81520019

>>81520020
you should chase them depression bennies then as he's buying steam decks and shit

>state of early thread mongs

Soon we'll all be making a new thread when we post.
>>81520029
I've git other stuff going on, waiting to hear about an assessment, taking ages.

>>81519842
Shilled this a few times - Kate Deering - How to Heal Your Metabolism. Read this to avoid stupid mistakes and meme diets. It's no good torturing yourself with starvation for 4 or 5 days then regressing like a lot of people do. If you're 25 stone no need to rush anyway, first few stone can be ez.

PS. ignore all vegans.

>>81520047
>ignore all vegans.
thats just a rule for life m8

>>81519904
I need to lad. Been having tight feeling sensation in my chest, it could be heart or anxiety issues not sure. Been getting out of breath simply walking up the stairs.
>>81519912
I wanted to get down to about 15 stone. So I might be medium B by then.

>>81520080
>Been getting out of breath simply walking up the stairs
ive been having chest issues and im just overweight rather than obese, and the only reason they're not worried about mine is because i dont get out of breath. thats when they start to worry
so yeah you'll wanna become little b sometime lad

Mong jannie nuked the wrong thread.

>>81520658
The jannies are not sending their best. I propose a rollback of their recent salary raise.

Back in here lads wahey
VALUABLE 4chan real estate being taken up by two brtifren threads

>>81520658
Doesn't work like that.
It's what happens when you post in twoll threads.

>>81520670
What troll thread?

Fookin ell lads, there was another fread?

>they do it for free and do it badly

>>81520675
I was just being spazzy. It is in the archives, so could have been a janny made a mistake, or it was part of a group of posts that got deleted?

BLOODY HELL LADS
>>81514669

Licking a raw fish and pretending it's a wet fanny

>>81520723
You going to pretend salmonella is herpes?

Janny is not a happy boy

>>81520696
That bitch is comical looking. Still hot.

>>81520730
Janny is pretty based, oh aye

Janny finally sick and tired of mongs creating early new threads

>>81520756
Janny banned Ebin for his melty

Been thinking about Ruth's tuppence a lot today.

Wedcar edish

>>81520768