What's a secret you can confess here but won't tell anybody you know in real life?

>>81514198 (OP)
I might be going to prison soon. I am still under investigation.

>>81514198 (OP)
I used to goon to jelly bean

>>81514198 (OP)
my father was an at home nudist and I spent a lot of my childhood staring at his dick, I saw it hard several times when he'd get up from bed in the morning and I was already up. I liked looking at it, but never harbored any incestual feelings and as I've grown older it makes me cringe extremely hard thinking back on it.

>>81514233
What crime have you commited?

>>81514198 (OP)
The way i lost my virginity

>>81514516
Accidentally drove into a chuck e cheese building breaking 20 feet of brick wall, didn't report it, and hid my car in the garage with no idea how to fix it. Its likely all on camera. Happened only 2 weeks ago.

>>81514263
I used to goon watching other guys jack off in big groups on discord. Especially older femboys
I was only 19

>>81514198 (OP)
I love watching big black cocks fuck big ass white women

>>81514556
if it's been 2 weeks ago and they had security footage they'd likely already come for you

>>81514556
Did you get a pic of the damage?

>>81514556
kek you should not be posting about your crimes especially when they happened so recently but can you tell us more

>>81514670
>>81514579
No i was kidding to show how gullible people on the internet are
I dont commit crimes because I am literally in a wheel chair

>>81514707
i hope ur wheelchair didnt get too banged up

>>81514717
There are currently no cars that cripples can drive, maam

>>81514732
how did you lose your legs then??

>>81514737
Sent to Ukraine

>>81514198 (OP)
I once farted for 15 consecutive seconds, i cannot talk about it without being seen as a massive degenerate, but im proud as fuck of it.

>>81514707
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

First time here? The idea is to entertain you crippled tard.

>>81514707
Did you drive your wheelchair into 20 ft of bricks?

>>81514737
Years of degrading nerves and spinal injury from ex-girlfriend who pushed me down the stairs

>>81514878
i hope she was behind the chucky cheese wall when you crashed

>>81514889
That last ones real unfortunately

>>81514707
Honestly convinced you hit the chuck e cheese wall and now you're trying to backtrack cause you don't want to get caught.

>>81514982
I'm with this anon. Reeks of last ditch panic.

>>81514263
The country singer??