Thread 81514466 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1058 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:10:54 PM No.81514466
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Theres no point in living if you have a small dick. Girls love giant cocks and size absolutely matters just like height does. But they will just virtue signal and claim they dont.

All of the most important traits females are attracted to are literally just things you're born with. There is no improving your height or dick size. You are just cursed to a life of loneliness and suffering.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:16:34 PM No.81514511
>>81514466 (OP)
well good thing this board is 90% tall chad volcel mentalcels with top 1% dicks huh.
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sage
6/16/2025, 11:17:38 PM No.81514520
>>81514466 (OP)
Made my girl cum with my 4.75 incher today. The only people who care about big dicks are homos like OP, who enjoys discussing them with other men on an online Tibetan animal husbandry forum.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:19:27 PM No.81514530
>>81514520
She would cheat on or leave you without a second thought for a bigger cock. She would be creaming all over it.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:25 PM No.81514582
>>81514520
>supposedly doesn't care about cock size
>has actually measured it and knows his exact size
kek
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:26:30 PM No.81514603
I've got a huge cock, easily as big as the one in OP, and most women don't prefer it over an average cock.

They do however go out of their way to tell me about the smallest dick they ever slept with and make fun of men with small dicks in confidence. I was uncomfortable with it at first, but I came around to the fact that women didn't want to shittalk them publicly since they want to save face and feel kind of bad for them, and just want the catharsis of being able to talk to SOME man about how they dislike small penis.

There are a minority of women who really like the big dick though and it's pretty sick.
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sage
6/16/2025, 11:26:43 PM No.81514606
>>81514530
You're such a cumbrain ahahaha

The average woman prefers average cocks. Gay men prefer massive insertions. This is why average dildos are bought by women and big dildos are bought by men. Not to mention that the female orgasm is 95% mental. I wouldn't expect someone like you to know that, though.

t. Been together 2 years.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:28:09 PM No.81514618
>>81514582
Guys care about cock size, women don't. That's why I know and my girlfriend doesn't care. Hope this helps.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:34 PM No.81514689
I think by bringing this issue up, you are making it worse for yourself. You are basically hyping up big dicks like a gay cuck.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:36:19 PM No.81514692
>>81514606
>>81514603 <Samefaggot

When you ask women what size they like directly, it lines up with dildo sales, which is not what you would predict if the gay men were buying all the huge dildos.

They like long penises with average girth on average. The idea that 4.75" length is anywhere close to women's average preference is copium overload. They like on average, dicks about 6-1/4" to 6-1/2" NBP. This being said, I'm not very close to women's average preferences either, as I'm very thick.

Women also play up how much they dislike big dicks because average men are horribly insecure, but if you poll them, 85%+ are satisfied with an average or big cock, like a third of them are satisfied by a small cock.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:39:57 PM No.81514718
>>81514603
And here is the token retard who shows up in every thread about height or dick size.

>hurrr im tall and have a huge dick but im too fucking stupid and inept to use these things to my advantage

that or you are just a dicklet/manlet larping to make yourself feel better. Either way take a walk into traffic.

>>81514606
>Just ignore the mountains of evidence to the contrary of my blue pilled shitpost!


I guess I dont blame you guys for being delusional. Accepting harsh truths is difficult and would make functioning in society more difficult.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:41:04 PM No.81514729
>>81514466 (OP)
Wait is that Alison Mac?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:44:43 PM No.81514756
>>81514692
>>81514606
Also "the female orgasm is mental" is maybe not the best argument against dick size mattering, because women are almost universally more attracted to big penises in pornography and fantasy. You know, mentally. They just tend to not like them physically and practically nearly as much as they do mentally. But sure, orgasm is mental, I get women drenched by making them suck it.

Also yeah, idk, at the end of the day women do orgasm more easily and frequently on a big penis, so long as you're mentally stimulating them and taking care of them, thinking a big dick doesn't cause more orgasms is about as copium as a woman thinking a tight pussy doesn't make men cum faster. It's just that there's a lot of drawbacks they don't like, too much foreplay, pussy gets sore, etc. There's more to a satisfying sex life than orgasms, /r9k/ users orgasm all the time and are all unsatisfied with their sex lives, because a satisfying sex life is less about orgasms and more about the mental aspect.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:47:22 PM No.81514770
i don't know why people come here to argue about dick size when it's been proven the average 4chan poster is like 7.5"-8"+x5.5"-6"+. anyone smaller is an outlier.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:49 PM No.81514790
>>81514466 (OP)
>You are just cursed to a life of loneliness and suffering.
I will find dignity and grace in my pain.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:58:11 PM No.81514862
>>81514756
finally someone puts it into words.
The female orgasm is mainly mental. So yes, you and I with our below average or average dicks can get a woman to orgasm with our dicks. The problem is is if she's slept with a bigger guy, she judges and does not find your dick nearly as fulfilling. Knowing they're getting filled by a big dick, even if it hurts somewhat, is goon fuel for women.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:49 PM No.81514881
>>81514466 (OP)
you have no idea how badly i want to date a guy with a small dick and make him happy and slowly watch him lose his crippling insecurity and self hatred
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:02:44 AM No.81514918
>>81514881
how small was it? did you date him?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:05:25 AM No.81514947
>>81514862
> even if it hurts somewhat, is goon fuel for women.
just another example why I hate women
they will somehow turn this whole thing around to turn themselfs into the victim
> oh you are self conscious about your smoll dick? Well a big one hurts women that means you do want to hurt women you sick freak! (unironically saw this kind of reasoning happen on youtube, twitter, etc. a couple times now)
but they secretly like the pain
was at a party last year and there this drunk chick talked about how much she enjoyed anal even though it hurt a bit

it's all so grim man
the worst part is at a first glance you would have thought she was some kind of "trad"-woman but apparently she already had an abortion
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:06:26 AM No.81514964
>>81514881
yes but you're also a homosexual/tranny.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:08:41 AM No.81514990
>>81514947
> you would have thought she was some kind of "trad"-woman
should probably clarify
no she was not one of those "christian trad wife"-larpers
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:45:22 AM No.81515358
>>81514466 (OP)
makes me upset to see a beautiful woman next to a big aesthetically pleasing cock. some people have too much in life
sage
6/17/2025, 1:22:15 AM No.81515718
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>>81514692
>samefaggot
See picrel

>muh dildo sales
When you take gender into account, the average sized dildos are bought by women.

>they like long penises
The average penis size in the west is 5.2 inches. The average man in the west is 30-50lbs overweight. Losing 30-35lbs of weight reveals 1inch more of your cock. The average dildo has between 4 and 6 inches of insertable length.

>>81514718
>bluepilled shitpost
It's like you want to be buck broken by your own imagination kek. Be my guest.

>>81514756
This whole post is very revealing. When you have sex, the situation itself is what's erotic. It's not like masturbation where you have to focus and conjure up a fantasy. You've just revealed yourself as someone who doesn't have sex, so I think I'll stop replying to you now since you clearly don't have a clue.

>I get women drenched by making them suck it
I was going to think of something snide to say in response to you but this genuinely just made me feel pity. Jesus dude, have some self respect. You're trying to one-up a stranger about dick size because you stubbornly believe in the lore and acronyms (?) you've gleaned about female nature from the other internet virgins? I'm praying my sons don't end up like you.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 1:54:45 AM No.81516077
>>81515718
> average dildo has between 4 and 6 inches of insertable length.

Have two studies on this subject:
https://sci-hub.st/https://doi.org/10.1111/jsm.12798
https://sci-hub.st/https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jsxm.2017.09.012

>When you have sex, the situation itself is what's erotic. It's not like masturbation where you have to focus and conjure up a fantasy.

Remember how I have a huge penis? Before I penetrate a woman, I need get to get her fully excited, that could mean like 20 minutes of foreplay. I've been with the same woman, sometimes she is hardly getting wet at all, other times she is dripping down her thighs. I have legit gotten a woman wetter without touching her than I've gotten her wet from touching her before.

Then during sex, the more exciting I'm going to make it for her, the more she's going to cum, and the harder and more she's going to let me fuck her. Unlike you, I have a huge incentive to get women excited, because they won't let me have sex otherwise whereas you can just finish every time without effort with your small dick. It's actually kind of a cucked feel.

As it turns on, as somebody who actually has better or worse sex depending on how turned on a woman feels, there is so much shit that goes on both inside and outside the bedroom that affects how turned on a woman gets. For you, your dick is too small for any of this to matter from your perspective, so you just don't care, and think that all sex is basically the same, and think your ignorance is superior knowledge.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:10:32 AM No.81516198
>>81515718
>>81516077
I mean man, you have the life, a girlfriend that lets you fuck her and get her off and you have no issues and she's happy.

You don't know what the average penis size is in the west. You don't know what average size dildo's women buy. You think you know what sex is like for a man with a penis 3x your size so well that you can distinguish between a fantasy or not. When you get other facts wrong, maybe you should consider you don't know what the fuck you're talking about when it comes to things like if women get more/less aroused in bed depending on what you do to them instead of "lol well sex is just arousing so it doesn't matter".
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:14:53 AM No.81516728
>>81514511
I'm 6'5" with a 6" dick; feels bad man ;_;
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:18:19 AM No.81516749
My boyfriend has a 5" dick. STFU. Sex isn't everything.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:11:31 AM No.81517172
>>81516749
please let this be bait
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:15:04 AM No.81517201
That's a lot of negativistic certainty about the whole world from a certified retard OP, I hope someone gives you sympathy or reassure you or whatever the fuck you're so that you can keep coming back making shitty threads and worsening your own and others collective mental illness.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:34:06 AM No.81517322
>>81514466 (OP)
Eh I got a giant hog, just makes skanks more willing to use you.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:34:35 AM No.81517325
>>81514466 (OP)
>Make thread about how 'Girls love giant cocks'
>Use image of merely above average that needs girth
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:02:10 AM No.81517489
>>81516749
5 inches is not small, and in reality there are millions of men on the planet who do not even have half of that
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:19:53 AM No.81517622
Height is extremely important. It's quilted literally the only reason I'm single.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:35:05 AM No.81518124
>>81514466 (OP)
His dick is like 6 inches or something (practically average).
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:38:13 AM No.81518149
>>81514466 (OP)
>6.75" x 5.6"
This is supposedly statistically very high percentage but I'm kv and feel small
Doesn't matter ig
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6/17/2025, 6:48:14 AM No.81518201
>>81514466 (OP)
Why would I care? I choose to be single anyway so none of this applies to me. Also, most women tend to be shallow anyway so it works out for me even better. I'm grateful that I don't have to meet the physical/materialistic/aesthetic expectations of any woman to be considered "good enough" when I'm too busy being comfortable in my own skin from an entirely spiritual standpoint.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:00:42 AM No.81518275
>>81516749
>Sex isn't everything.
sex with him kek