Was it this simple the entire time? - /r9k/ (#81520787) [Archived: 1029 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:21:51 PM No.81520787
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>walking on the streets or in halls
>see someone walk towards me in my path
>was told its polite to be the one to move
>so I always used to change paths weaving through people
>didn't feel like doing it today
>just kept walking with head heald high and straight as an arrow with a 1000 yard stare looking past the person
>they move instead around me
Wtf why did nobody tell me about this shit? I felt like moses splitting the sea. Its so much easier to navigate crowded areas.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:22:51 PM No.81520792
I tried doing this but I'm 5'4" and Indian so women just push me out of the way and stuff
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:23:45 PM No.81520795
>>81520792
I dunno man it worked for me and im below average height where im from, im 5 foot 10.5-11 and the average guy is like an inch or so taller.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:24:49 PM No.81520802
>>81520787 (OP)
you can take it a step further by looking/dressing like a tweaker. people will turn off into an alleyway to avoid me.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:25:09 PM No.81520805
>>81520792
You expect me to believe that women touch you voluntarily?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:25:51 PM No.81520809
>>81520805
Shoulder check me. You don't have to be mean
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:29:55 PM No.81520829
>>81520795
But maybe me being black gives me a +3 intimidation bonus who knows
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:30:26 PM No.81520830
>>81520809
It was only a joke, friend. You don't have to be sensitive
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:31:09 PM No.81520834
>>81520792
are you fat from too much oil/ghee and with a disgusting mustache to make sure all women are repelled?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:32:41 PM No.81520845
>>81520834
I eat plain chicken breasts and frozen vegetables, I can't grow a very good mustache so I shave before I go out