Thread 81520861 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1023 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:35:46 PM No.81520861
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Would this actually work IRL?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:38:22 PM No.81520873
>>81520861 (OP)
I know what girls are like when they like you and this is a gross exaggeration.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:38:27 PM No.81520875
>>81520861 (OP)
Don't know nigger you try it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:39:34 PM No.81520884
>>81520873
Yeah pretty much this. Autists think this is what it's like when women like you.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:40:22 PM No.81520887
>>81520861 (OP)
>Would this actually work IRL?
yeah totally
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:40:25 PM No.81520888
>>81520861 (OP)
Dunno about bothering someone just trying to do their job, but yes, just be a clueless virgin, get talked to first, and be Steve Carell.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:42:57 PM No.81520906
Movies aren't real bro.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:44:05 PM No.81520914
>>81520861 (OP)
Unc got rizz.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:49:07 PM No.81520943
>>81520861 (OP)
If the girl can't physically turn 180 and walk away from you freely, it's annoying to hit on her bc she knows you're taking advantage of the fact she's trapped with you. Any customer service position is a no-go, you're taking advantage of the fact they're paid not to tell you to fuck off
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:50:30 PM No.81520950
>>81520861 (OP)
no lmfao
creeping someone out and getting accused of harassment 101

this is so bad, even a tall muscular chad likely wouldn't be able to pull it off
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:50:29 PM No.81521880
The autists here will completely deny the possibility but social skills count for an enormous amount.

Some of the most famous seducers like Rasputin, Disreli & Talleyrand weren't lookers.

Don't forget that it's called Game for a reason.
It's supposed to be fun and even a loser like 40 YOV can do it when played right.
Notice how little he really says, all he does is put his complete attention on her.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:53:15 PM No.81521915
>>81520943
>Any customer service position is a no-go, you're taking advantage of the fact they're paid not to tell you to fuck off
This is a 10/10 observation that must be taken into account.
Beware any time a girl is paid to be nice to you.

Not her fault just what receptionists/cashiers are there for.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:54:43 PM No.81521931
>>81520861 (OP)
It's a comedy film
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:05:11 PM No.81522028
Yes because hes fit and good looking