>my penis size alone puts me in the top 4% of men in western countries, not even taking into account my height, body and face
holy moly why can't i mustard up the courage to find a gf...

non promiscuous women don't care about dick size

Cock size does nothing in helping you actually land a date. Everyone on the internet lies so goddamn much that nobody will ever believe you, and most women don't want unsolicited dick pics. Pretty much only helps you if you're a gay dude.

Also, don't post AI bait videos. Pathetic.

>>81521331 (OP)
Unbelievable amounts of porn addiction in this one. I bet you can't even look a woman in the face without imagining a dick next to her.

>>81521372
All females care about dick size anything else is cope. Even trad foids will break up with you over penis size.

>>81521388
it's big enough where it's noticeable in grey sweatpants, if i don't wear boxers it swings around as i walk (6 inches flaccid). is this my best bet to get a gf? the thing is i don't want a slut but will it get a virgin horny? i'm not fat either

>>81521839
No, because wearing sweatpants to a date will get you dumped instantly.

It does NOTHING in helping you until you're at the point where you're already going to fuck her anyways.

>>81521839
Isn't 6 inches already top 2-3%? How big is it hard? Also isn't that super annoying I can't imagine walking with 6 inches of meat between my legs?

>>81521939
8.25 inches, nah you don't really notice it, kind of like your boobs i'd imagine.

>>81521986
I'm not a grill but I hear big booby girls complain about theirs all the time. And 8.25 inches is definitely top 0.1%. Having one that is probably cool for getting big reactions from girls but a smaller more compact size is more practical overall, external organs are a pain.

>>81522069
>And 8.25 inches is definitely top 0.1%
on this board it's probably common. almost every dude on this board has a dick around that size then cries in their self imposed imaginary prison. mentalcels are the worst retards on the board and they're everywhere. constantly posting about their height, looks, and giant dicks then expecting sympathy.

>>81522085
it's probably the same 3 anons posting in all the threads, there's only like 50 of us here

>>81522106
i wish the chad volcel mentalcels would fuck off already then.

>Didn't go onto fetlife or feeld or 4chan or even leddit and talk about your penis size?

Guess what some women do care about maybe top 4% is a hair on the low side for trying to get laid based on ends size alone. However they want to be fucked by the big dick of a handsome man with a good personality, and at the end of the day, if you don't put yourself out there, what the fuck do you expect?

>>81522188 fucked up while copy+pasting to a different browser

Because anon, you actually have to put yourself out there.

>Didn't tell everybody you had a big dick in high school and college? Well it's too late.
>Didn't post subtle bulge pics on Tinder? What did you expect?
>Didn't go onto fetlife or feeld or 4chan or even leddit and talk about your penis size?

Guess what some women do care about maybe top 4% is a hair on the low side for trying to get laid based on ends size alone. However they want to be fucked by the big dick of a handsome man with a good personality, and at the end of the day, if you don't put yourself out there, what the fuck do you expect?

anyone notice how literally no-one on this godforsaken board claims to have an average penis?
it's either anons crying that they're doomed because they've got some 3.5" micro, or anons humblebragging that they're totally packing 7.5"+ with huge girth as well.
think about it, when was the last time you saw an anon claim to be 5-6"?

>>81522223
You see that all the time I'm 5 inches too desu

>>81522223
i don't have huge girth i'm barely above 7"x5". i fucking hate how my genetics cucked me from having a big dick by giving me noodle girth. length is nothing without good girth.

>>81522223
I think it's more than coincidence or selection bias. I think that an etiological cause of macropenis is having high testosterone levels, and an etiological cause of micropenis is having low testosterone levels, and both of these things will make you NOT NORMAL and be a social reject.

>>81522223
>>81522261
Basically, I'm saying average penis size is a chad trait

>>81522272
5.5 here. I'm far from chad but some of you are so far gone you'd probably think I was.

>>81522223
people talk about their small/average cocks all the time, you just don't remember it

>>81521372
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>81521986
>you don't notice it
What the hell do you wear? I keep squeezing my nuts with my dong when walking uphill unless I got a tracksuit on.

4% means there are roughly 7 Million americans with bigger cocks than you, if you measured correctly and if you used western size on calcsd. You wouldn't even be an amateur athlete if cock size was a sport. It's a gift for your girl but its not a cheat code.

>>81523447
OP said he was over 8" so it's more like top 0.1%.

>>81521331 (OP)
wtf you can make AI porn videos now?

I'm 6.5 inches and my ex never complained.

Hottest thing we ever did was I fucked her after she came over to my house after church and I fucked her in her dress while she held rosary beads

>>81521331 (OP)
You have to save pictures into your computer in order to post them. Why do I get the feeling you have a folder filled with pictures of other men's genitals? If you were really what you claimed to be why not post a picture of yourself? Weird gay larp but you do you I guess. Good luck.

I hate my 7.25" micropenis. I'm 4/10, 5'8", anxious, midwit, and a framecel. I have NOTHING. How do I make mine big like OP's? If it was just a single inch bigger, JUST ONE SINGLE INCH, I'd have at least that one thing I could feel confident about.

>>81523681
proof or didn't happen nigga

>>81521331 (OP)
Man, AI is becoming good. Ive found myself checking AI threads on /gif/ more often than regular porn. Soon whores will have to find an actual job. Total roastie destruction

>>81521805
I'm 7" (black) and my white wife literally can't handle it. We just dry hump skin to skin

>>81524219
the flip side of that is that you will become more and more captured by AI porn. You realize that regular porn is already optimized beyond reality? now imagine how AI will optimize beyond regular porn.

So many people are going to be permanent turbo incel neets becuase of it. I seriously recommend at least sticking to regular porn over AI porn, and if you really want to ascend, start using your imagination instead of any porn at all.

>>81524232
nice demoralizing blacked meme. not gonna work on me buddy.

>>81524343
The fact that you are in this thread means it's already working on you.

>>81524354
wrong the op of this thread is a big WHITE penis. big difference.

>>81524343
unfortunately for you I'm dead serious. she has a conservative mom that hates that she married outside of her race.

she doesn't even know we're married.

25M, she's 25F

>>81524394
larp but i bet you jerk off your 5 incher to that fantasy

>>81524264
I already use my imagination for jerking off to regular women, regular porn is disgusting and boring and it only makes me despise women. AI is neat to look at because its unusual and you know its just unreal porn banter thats fun and sexy to look at. I still prefer actually fucking someone than jerking off and nowadays its easy as fuck to get your dick sucked by randoms, but man, people has lost contact to reality so much that hooking up with women is taking a huge risk because of all the trouble and baggage they carry with them, i dont blame people for just avoiding them and becoming chronic gooners. I mean, you can get to look at any deranged shit you want and get zero consequences. Have you tried VR 3D porn? Shits fascinating

>>81524371
So it's not gay if you worship white dick? Got it.

>>81524219
>Man, AI is becoming good.
it's ok. there's still a lot of quality issues and weird artifacts that can happen with motion. i really do think a full porn finetune would absolutely destroy though. unfortunately that sounds mega fucking expensive, which is what i think a lot of people forget about

>>81521805
Fembots, is this actually true?

>>81524484
Ive only watched cherrypicked shit on /gif/. I tried stable diffusion some years ago and it was ok enough but the artifacts kinda killed my boner, then they released the inpaint method and i destroyed my dick to deepfaked shit. I have on my to do list to try AI video on local but ive became lazy. Face swaps took forever to make (like a day or 2 days) on my 3060, i guess AI video would take a shit ton of time too just to get some random artifact like a bitch with a foot on her chin or something. It would piss me the fuck off. Also, i refuse to use anything that is not ran locally

>>81524443
no point in having the conversation if you cant recognize that glazing a black guys penis is 10 times gayer

>>81524426
Not fantasizing lol.

>>81524664
>that hand and frame
AIDS?

>>81524729
runner

>>81524664
does your wife know that shes evil for letting you dry hump her?

>>81524664
honestly? congratulations mate

>>81524770
it's worse than that. she lets me call her bitch and hold her arms down

it's not even for me. it's for her. haha i enjoy getting her off but i'm more of a sub

>>81524795
repent by breaking up and keeping your stupid penis to yourself

>>81524787
thank you brodie

how do you make the ai video porn

>>81522223

I am half ruler.

>>81522272

This.

Another anon made a separate thread made an interesting observation about how bigger sexual organs

Big = ugly face
Normal sized = average/Chad traits
Small sized = neoteny but still attractive

>>81526079
>tfw pencil dick with an ugly face
it's over.

>>81521805
well yeah if you are significantly below average
nobody worth being with will cheat or leave over size if you are at least average

>>81526152
average is small to modern foids doe. even above average can be mediocre to them nowadays.

>>81526176
some women sure but theres also tons of women online who say average is just fine
you are just choosing to believe what hurts the most because you hate yourself or something
im 5.5-6 inches and i have had sex with my wife almost every single day since we moved in together 3 years ago

>>81526200
>who say average is just fine
virtue signaling. their bfs/husbands aren't that small ever lmfao.

>>81526218
yeah my wife is just virtue signaling when she gets dripping wet for my average cock daily

>>81526235
guess she hasn't been with any chads and wasn't irreversibly ruined. just have to hope she doesn't get hungry for real dick and cheats eventually.

>>81526266
bro just get troon out and suck dick already if you havent
you clearly want to

>>81526318
even the average troon/femboy has a bigger dick than me to be fair. one could probably cuck me.

anything more than 7 is wasted on most women, they can't take a proper pounding

>>81526344
true. girth is king once you get to 7" but i don't think any foid would kick a 8"x6" giga chad out of a room.

>>81526235

Women don't care about a dick so much as the man that it's attached to.

>>81526364
and other copes dicklets say to themselves

>>81522223
mine's like 6 inches and thicker than average

>>81522223
Because the only ones willing to discuss that topic daily are the same 3 homosexuals that should be on >>>/lgbt/