Thread 81522957 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1015 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:50:20 PM No.81522957
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Is this the most embarrassing thing to happen in our country since we lost the vietnam war?
I can't think of anything stupider or more embarrassing. How do you throw a parade with no color, no choreography, and no fucking MUSIC? How did donny fuck this up so spectacularly?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:12:31 PM No.81523130
I mean, we elected a dementia patient in 2020. That's pretty fucking embarrassing
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:14:32 PM No.81523146
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>>81522957 (OP)
>THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACK LESBIANS, RAINBOW FLAGS AND GAY SEX DANCERS?!?!
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:22:18 PM No.81523216
>>81522957 (OP)
I like Sargent Major Christopher Stevens
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:25:36 PM No.81523239
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>>81522957 (OP)
I think it was a decent show. I don't live live in the U.S. And I don't like military parades in general, because it is obvious propaganda to make people enlist and die for money somebody else has/earns, like corporations and politicians, and oligarchs who owns all of it. At least they also briefly went through the history of the army itself.
Advertising the current and the future units with drones and all that stuff wasn't terribly bad either, I think, for potential buyers.
For technical (and other) reasons no army in the world in any parade can and will show off all of the features and technologies it has, because some of it is top secret. Even the most modern machinery doesn't have all of the parts it would have in combat on it during parades.
It was greater than some other parades because it taught the people some of the history of one of the branches of the U.S. military AND was a minor show off. Multiple goals were set and all of them are achieved, I think.
The truly embarrassing part was having sponsors, that was fucked up, I thought. Come on, now, these things are pretty much partially national importance / security things. Oh, well, maybe it is for the best, that people can directly learn, that war is business and always has been since time immemorial it was all about resources. Automatically dispels the hollow propaganda and bullshit.
Another minus, I thought, was that it was "Army 250" and so other branches weren't really present and showed off there at all. Air Force and esp. Navy tend to have very beautiful parade uniforms all across the world.
As for the marching. Well, this isn't 1799 anymore you dumb faggots, there is no need to march perfectly in formation to wage wars. Discipline and working together as one is still incredibly important in the military, don't get me wrong, but marching is just one minor thing. In 2025? No.
TL;DR: For a first try and an attempt to make something unique it wasn't that bad at all. 7-8/10
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:27:52 PM No.81523264
MOVE MOVE MOVE FAST FAST FAST MOVE MOVE FAST NOW NOW NOW GO GO GO GO

>>81523146
mind broken.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:31:57 PM No.81523302
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>>81523239
nigga, military marches are the least unique thing on the planet. it's just that this one is spectacular in how willingly half-assed it was by the military in a form of malicious compliance.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:43:49 PM No.81523414
>>81523302
>military marches are the least unique thing on the planet.
indeed. and one should always perceive it as nothing more than a trade show and propaganda.
Still, nice looking things, like white uniform i.e., look nice on decent looking people, who are not obese.
>it's just that this one is spectacular in how willingly half-assed it was by the military in a form of malicious compliance.
If this were true, I think the people responsible are already punished for it. But, I still don't think it's too big of a deal in a sense of, what the fuck were people expecting, really? A million soldiers marching?
I find the approach to the entire parade to be modern and with the times (2025). One doesn't need to show off every single soldier from every single war ever, alright. And especially as we're talking about now and the future, the military should show off things like automated (even if it has the ability to be piloted remotely) machinery, like trucks, that can go through almost any terrain. Damn, shows like Top Gear showed a truck like this off over 10 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV51BGIzkwU

TL;DR: I don't understand what were people expecting. A chinese or russian style parade? Stupid. Those suck.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:47:32 PM No.81523445
Didn't Trump get inspired by Macrons military parade?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:55:38 PM No.81523528
>>81523414
>I don't understand what were people expecting
https://youtu.be/B1rMvEYsMaM
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 8:58:36 PM No.81523557
>>81523130
But Trump falling asleep in the middle of a parade doesn't make him look old?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:00:19 PM No.81523574
>>81522957 (OP)
>America has a parade for fun
>Global news that Euros are obsessing over days later and China is literally putting in their state propaganda
We fucked you and now you're mad we didn't stay for breakfast the next morning.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:00:30 PM No.81523577
>>81523302
>it's just that this one is spectacular in how willingly half-assed it was by the military in a form of malicious compliance.
I think volunteers probably did want to be there for Dear Leader, but Drill & Ceremony is something nobody does after boot camp cuz its a waste of time.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:28:09 PM No.81523835
>>81523130
>we elected a dementia patient in 2020
And in 2024.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:30:21 PM No.81523845
>>81523130
>maga cope
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:32:23 PM No.81523866
>>81523835
You're just a braindead ageist fuck who thinks all old people have dementia. Fuck you.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:39:55 PM No.81523933
>>81523866
Trump is not only OLD...he's FAT. At least Biden was thin.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:45:52 PM No.81523993
>>81523866
Are you saying Trump is in full control of his mental faculties and doesn't have dementia?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:22:03 PM No.81524363
>>81523993
Hes far less demented than biden if hes ever going to start having actual brainrot.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:28:25 PM No.81524440
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>>81524363
He was already in heavy cognitive decline at the end of his last term. Any attempts to deny this is through the perspective of rose-tinted partisan glasses. Here's a dollar; go buy yourself some apostrophes.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:48:17 PM No.81525105
>>81523130
>WHATTABOUT X!
>SOMEONE ELSE WAS WORSE, SO I'M ACTUALLY DOING GREAT

Low IQ non-arguing. Biden is in the old folks' home now waiting to die. Nobody cares what he did.
What people do care about is a big orange Kim Jong Un wasting $100m to throw a parade for a few fat old losers to semi pay attention to.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:50:52 PM No.81525128
>>81523302
And yet the USA hasn't had a better one in decades
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:03 PM No.81525142
>>81524440
>>81524363
Trump isn't nearly as witty and fun as he was in 2015/2016, but he's nowhere near biden. Biden spent all his time hiding from public because every single time is a blunder.
Trump spends as much time in front of the camera as possible, and while he is slower, he handles it fine
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:53 PM No.81525190
>>81525142
The USA is in the fucking toilet, you damned idiot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:07:27 AM No.81525264
>>81525142
Trump has always been a bumbling retard, so it's harder to tell when he's going senile.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:24:35 AM No.81525429
>>81522957 (OP)
>no fucking MUSIC
Man, they needed some Sousa or something to cover up the squeaky tanks >_<
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:35 AM No.81525729
>>81525429
Right? There are so many fucking songs about America, how do you not have a marching band playing all of them?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:03:02 AM No.81525782
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>>81524440
What you are saying doesn't seem to line up with history though
There was a debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, and cognitive decline was a factor in debate performance. But it was Joe Biden's cognitive decline that was the issue, and he responded to that criticism by withdrawing from the race and having Kamala Harris run as the new Democrat nominee. If it was Donald Trump and not Joe Biden that revealed himself to be cognitively challenged why didn't Donald Trump withdraw after the debate? If Donald Trump was the weaker candidate why did he not lose the election?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:04:33 AM No.81525799
i unironically dont think mutts could defend against an invading army. they are just weak and rely on technology
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:05:36 AM No.81525807
Next time I'll vote Harris so we get a real parade.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:09 AM No.81525846
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>>81525105
A lot of people care about who was in charge the last 4 years because the current guy has been in charge for under half a year. Also people in the media who were supposed to be a watchdog are now admitting that they were lying the last 4 years
https://www.the-sun.com/news/14283424/biden-cancer-lara-trump-cnn-apology-decline/
Jake Tapper's original sin is full of anecdotes about the media covering up Biden's cognitive decline.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:18:20 AM No.81525908
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How do you even fuck up a military parade? Just march to music and flaunt guns
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:25 AM No.81526159
>>81525105
You are a deranged quasi human
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:45:31 AM No.81526179
>>81525846
What about doesn't work when the current guy ran on no new wars
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:51:19 AM No.81526230
>>81522957 (OP)
No. Nobody cares about the parade.
What was embarrassing was when they leaked that group chat where they all talked shit about their European allies.
Also Elon Musk was a massive embarrassment and his brand will never recover which means China controls the electric car market now.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:53:17 AM No.81526248
>>81526230
>allies
I absolutely loathe the amount of times Euros spam this.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:07:28 AM No.81526813
>>81525846
You should definitely concern yourself with things that happened 4 years ago while a senile man in full cognitive decline (literally sundowning) is wasting billions of dollars to Israel, sending stormtroopers to abduct women and children, and inventing nonsense tariffs that literally no economist in the last 100 years would support.

I hope you finally get justice for the horrors of the Biden administration, you smart, brave freedom fighter.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:19 AM No.81527493
>>81525782
>the demented old coot ranting about immigrants eating pets isn't in cognitive decline
ok