>At festival
>inb4 normie (30kv)
>Meet qt Ellie Rowsell looking girl who i'd been speaking to online prior
>We camp together
>We're openly flirty
>Holy shit it's getting somewhere
>We want to see different bands so we split for a few hours
>"Heading back to the tent" she messages me at night
>Decide to go back myself
>Hear noises from her tent
>She's fucking someone
>Crushed
>Some roided douche looking guy gets out with a shit eating grin then takes a piss on my tent
>What in the actual fuck, get my own piss bottle from the tent and chuck it at him
>He towers over me looking like he's going to kill me
>Girl comes out of her tent wrapped in a blanket
>She's angry at me, not Chad
>They go away together
>Wake up the next day, her tent is gone and i'm blocked from her socials

>>81523344 (OP)
really boring and gay story op.

>>81523357
Then you make some better bait anon instead of criticizing.

>>81523365
not even bait. it's just a story about two normalfags having sex.

>>81523357
>Man and woman fuck
>Gay

I wish the story ended with you fucking both

>>81523371
It's OBVIOUSLY a made up story to farm karma on r/greentext