This girl at work kicks and pokes me playfully. I karate chopped her head from behind softly, as she hadn't noticed me. She just turned around, looked up at me and said "yo", she didn't mind it nor remove my hand. She is a good friend, its nice as its my first since forever.

Anyways how's your life going?

>>81523833 (OP)
you shouldn't hit women anon

>>81523833 (OP)
A girl hugged me today.
I achieved something nice and she was like
>"Oh thats nice anon, cograts"
And then she hugged me. I have seen her do it with girls but never with boys.

>>81523833 (OP)
I always have bitches doing shit like coming behind me and covering my eyes with their hands. They never wanna fuck me tho. Why do you females do this if you don't want to mate? Just stay away from me.

I used to "scoop" the boob of a girl that kept hitting on me at work because it was funny. When women like you, they're pretty based.

>>81523833 (OP)
Would you think this if she were a 5/10?

It's insane how the touch of a female can propel us to reach such unimaginable heights