Men's mental health month (and cool number) edition

Previous: >>81503210

I doff my cap to you sirs with a deep bow and elaborate flourish. Care to join me in a jig?

Getting fucked in the ass is hot as hell (based on playing with a toy for the first time) but how can one even jerk off while it happens? My brain shut down ans my dick shrivelled up completely.

Playing with my butt only made me feel like taking a shit so I shan't be doing that

Meow I'm sad and anxious yay

I hate the cleaning process for anal so I haven't done anything with my ass in almost a year. maybe I should.

>>81524325
What cleaning process?

>>81524342
The whole douching/enema part? I don't particularly enjoy shooting water up my ass.

>>81524364
Didnt do that, didnt have anything gross or icky at all on the dildo. Maybe i got lucky

>>81524255
Yeah I also sort of had this experience. It felt good (and hurt more than I expected) putting it in, but once it was in there it just kind of felt like I needed to shit. It wasn't super unpleasant, and I think part of the problem is that I DO have an upset stomach right now. I think if I had done it on a day where I was more regular and felt healthy it would have been much more pleasant. I think for now I just need my body to get used to the experience.

>>81524391
I just use my fingers so I don't want ANYTHING on them, not even a tiny piece. I always scrub my hands hard afterward and take a shower too.

Genuinely thought this was the cut thread for a second or two cos of picrel

>>81524218
We're different it makes me extremely hard

>>81524325
Just take a big poop
The rest is overthinking

Not every good game has a cat transformation but every game with a cat transformation is a good game

Meow I wanna have lots of scars but I don't wanna be cringe

>>81524156 (OP)
it's true when they say misery loves company, but like, one really doesn't appreciate the "company" if it isn't from an idealized messiah figure like thing, one may be so desperate yeah but like, do you really appreciate the company as something more than a slight numbness of the noise?, it it just that i'm a selfish piece of shit?

Wiping down my bike with a towel after riding him to the gym in the rain and giving him a small Kiss to let him know I love and appreciate him.

Wiping down my cock with a towel after wanking him to the twink in the porn and giving him a small kiss to let him know I love and appreciate him

Wow you're pretty flexible

Every single bench is taken at Planet Fitness. Fucking hell I guess today everybody desperately needs dumbbells.

>>81524775
I wish I could like posts on 4chan.

>>81524917
I wish I could like cute guys on 4chan.

I wish a guy would like me meow

What's more romantic than falling in love with someone from far away and eventually meeting them and moving in together? You have to be really committed and serious for it to work and you're showing how no border can keep you two apart.

>>81525068
Probably bumping into someone by chance and deciding to spend more time with them on a whim and slowly falling in love with them.

>>81525084
There is nothing romantic about that, sounds superficial as hell lol

>>81524408
im gross out by poop which is why im just a blowjob guy. i've only let a couple of guys in my ass in all my years

>i've only let a couple of guys in my ass in all my years
Whore

>>81525187
yeah no denying that.

>>81522605
Would you date a black femboy, chat?

>>81525233
>Would you date a black
no

I would date any guy that showed interest in me.

Is it true then when you kiss a guy there's a spit string that appears between your mouths? asking because I've never been kissed

Do you have a type rgaynine? I like boys who like me ^^

>>81525304
Historically, I've been into guys that want their dick sucked.

>>81524706
Which one of you unhinged schizos said this?

>>81525339
Don't look at me, I'm just farting because I have an upset stomach.

>>81525304
Chubby
Curly hair
Glasses
Hairy body

I work at the heritage foundation.
Conservatives are planning psyop gay men into joining the republicans and split the LGBT block.

Would you do big soph?

lots of sex having whores on tonight, where are the REAL gaybots at?

>>81525304
I like boys who are cute and white and aren't whores but have huge white uncut cocks

>>81525449
>sex having
idk i've only really been used like an object

>>81525405
You don't work at the heritage foundation. Also, they've already BEEN doing that. What do you think Gays against Grooming is?

>>81525458
I'm ugly and I have a small cut cock and I've never had sex but I feel like a whore spiritually.
However, I AM white.

>>81525490
this is actually the only social media a closeted-by-necessity conservative operative could use.

Still no whismical bottom bf.

my mental health is really good. i noticed that these two packages were different right away. my attention to detail is really good and i can even type about one thing while talking about a different thing with my mouth like i have 2 brains. funny how i buy a ramen type thing for the first time in then a day later its the thread image. theyre watching again.

>>81525449
I'm in my bed charging my phone. What do you want?

>>81525604
people die that way bro

>>81525578
>i can even type about one thing while talking about a different thing with my mouth like i have 2 brains
Bro your posts are schizophrenic ramblings that se all over the place, meaning you conflate however many things you think about at the same time

>>81525610
I got next?

>>81525578
>my mental health is really good
(X) Doubt

Do you have any enemies on 4chan? Any posters you really dislike on this board?

>>81525578
God I fucking love buldak I wish I could find it here

>>81525578
>>81525695

Wait I thought ramen was a brand, are you telling me it was a type of noddle and there are different brands of it? Help a neet out.

>>81525758
Oink for me you fat piece of bacon

>>81525758
I
Are you joking?
Where have you ever seen "Ramen Brand" ramen??? Surely it would have been Nissin or Cup Noodle or something.

>>81525788

I never paid attention to it before and I guess I thought ramen brand was only in japan or something.

>>81525578
i love the way you think

i only have cat scratches and i feel like such an attention seeking whore. I want to cut deeper but im too much of a coward ;-;

cute boys shouldn't cut themselves just self-harm through other means but don't mar that cute skin.

>>81523600
>>81523475
honestly if he was like this about it I'd be understanding cuz that's kinda adorable, happens to us all!

>>81525627
no its like when chet arkins plays yankee doodle and star spangled banner at the same time on one guitar. or actually like writing different things with your left and right hand at the same time. i can write polite emails with my fingers while ranting abt something with my mouth.

>>81525668
i already told you why i couldnt cut my nails yesterday. lay off. im gonna cut them right now in a minute after i shower. i just checked my mail for the first time in loke four months and theres nothing i cant ignore so im riding high today. i got problems that would make most people somewhat stressed at least and im totally unflapped so actually my mental health is impeckable. possibly too good cause nothing can bother me enough to deal with it.

Is there a good online alternative to Grindr for finding a cute boy to cuddle for Eurochads?
I feel like I'm missing some kinda meta...

>>81526164
when you really think about it all mail is junk mail if you didn't ask and don't care

>>81526254
On second thought, maybe the meta just isn't online...

>>81526254
Idk but I'm curious as well. Something besides apps????? like hello

try hinge for finding a bf

but im unhinged *badum tiss*

Reading this book about ancient Rome and I can't stop fantasizing about being isekai'd as a slave and entering into a forbidden romance with a Roman legionary.
Fuck my stupid retard brain why can't I just desire a Normal relationship.

Why can't I just make my dumb self do things I want to do instead of doom scrolling

>>81526577
Please rape me to death I experience these exact same feelings.

>>81526577
because your locus of control doesn't reside in your own head

>>81526577
if you had any self-control you wouldn't be gay

>>81526636
>the ones without self control are the gay ones
Have you ever met a straight person? Or had someone comment on your heterosexuality? Y'all are fucking freaks.

>>81526594
It really sucks when you get stuck in that loop, the worst part is I don't even know what I want to do right now instead of it
>>81526598
I'm too dumb to understand this sorry

Mom: Hey your stepsister's grandma just died, please be cognizant and compassionate about this.
USPS: Your drug dealer's shipment of ecstasy is getting there in less than a day, get super fucking hype.

>>81525519
Okay but why are you telling me this?

>>81526722
>I'm too dumb to understand this sorry
locus of control theory refers to how much free will you exert on yourself
>external locus
good or bad things happen to me because of fate / god / luck
>internal locus
I'm in charge of my inputs and can influence my outcomes

>>81526774
Idk I'm hoping being white is enough for someone to love me I'm so lonely

>>81526738
Thought I was on /drugfeel/ for a second.

>>81526776
That makes a lot of sense then and yeah I'm not really using any free will right now. Probably should do a guided meditation to see if I can reset my head and exit the cycle for a bit

>>81526789
How ugly are we talking here though also ugliness can depend on if you're a bottom or top

>>81526164
No one asked and you're unloading your nail problems onto the poor guy as if he gives a shit, you schizophrenic moron. Did he say a thing about it? How is that relevant.
>lay off
You're acting like he is pointing it out when he is not. Are you ok? Clearly not.

>tfw no bf to escape this heat and humidity with and sleep away the summer with in a building so highly cooled we'll need a sweater and blankets.

>>81526792
That's my second favorite gen lol.

>>81526792
There are two junkies here that insist kn staying here instead of doing the whole weed lmao thing in another thread

>>81526941
can you be my enabler bf? we can romantically OD together sometime cmon it will be awesome.

>>81526822
I want you to imagine a cartoon witch with moles and boils, crooked teeth, a long, hooked nose, and hideous skin. The most Halloween ass freak. I deserve to be killed.

>>81526822
In other words tops can be ugly and no one cares but bottoms need to be perfect feminine traps

>>81526947
I would but I'm terrified of doing drugs with other people. I put myself into the most vulnerable, catatonic states possible, I have to do it alone. Coming out of a trip and seeing a human face would scare me like nothing else on this Earth.

>>81526947
Can you OD and fucking die already?

>tfw no bf who loves lavender as much as I do

>>81526985
Why are you trying to bait me, you know I'm fucking here. You know I'm about to make lavender cupcakes tomorrow. Whqt do you want from me???

>>81526977
>and fucking die
That's actually a lot more difficult to do than you'd think, I took a big ass dose of oxycodone in hopes of shutting off my emotions once only to fade in and out of consciousness, throw up, fish out the pills from my vomit to keep going, and in the end was completely fine.

>>81526972
Complete opposite actually unless your a fat ugly retard like story then you will be fetishized as an "ugly bastard" but a bottom will still never sleep with you

>>81527035
Except all straight ugly incels go gay as tops and have no trouble getting laid

>>81527001
I want matcha ice cream with my lavender burgers, can you do that?

>>81526822
I want you to imagine George Floyd with his neck wedged between a yellow cartoon character's buttcheecks with the caption "I can't sneed".

>>81527055
>>81527064
Shut up never talk to me again and stop stalking me fat whore

Gonna buy a 3d printer for my birthday.

>>81527423
what are you going to do with it? Come on you have to have a need or a want.

>>81527423
Yeah I'm gonna ask too, you clearly got something in mind when buying a big piece of technology, so what is the thing you're going for?

>>81527005
>>81526974
yeah if we hang i will be in charge of the drugs, we will be having a fat Doobie and then ill touch your feet in ways. you forgot how to just be lazy i think.

>>81526325
asking the irs for an official guide to our new official language english seems to have actually stumped them, or at least got me put in the dont wanna deal with this guy pile, for now. hate emptying my box, so nervewracking. so many fake scary letters too. i think a person has a legit claim at this point that checking through all the crapola for the one thing a week you might meed is an undue burden or whatever the legal term would be. same situation with calls and emails. how to get in touch with me then? idk, not my problem.

>>81527451
>>81527491
I want to print lego accessories with it.

>>81526903
i was riffing about people who think all anons that reply to them are the same person. but its funny when you shoot in the dark abt it and youre right. anyway, what other cause would he have had for questioning my mental fitness?

>>81526944
junkies dont smoke weed, son, they shoot up with needles and such like. weed smoke'll just make you feel a little funny but you sit down on one of them needles and get injected and its sayonara, amigo. so you got to know your pot smokers from your junkies, son, cause you can crash with a pothead, you can watch a football game with a pothead, you can't do nothing with a junkie but the junk. do you get what i mean, son?

>>81527568
I'm down, I'll even bring the substances necessary if you can stroke feet in an oddly ticklish but relaxing way.

>>81527705
you fuckhead i am in charge of the drugs, me, it is 1 doob and you are getting naked in the vestibule cause you got no credibility. i aint steppin on no used junkie needle shoved under my bathmat.

>>81527722
I would just bring a pill with me but fuck you, now I'll crush it up, IV it and leave it halfway stuck in the shower drain out of spite while nodding out on your toilet.

>>81527652
bro ive had an idea for years about making a book of assigning dnd stats to everything a minifig could hold as well as all creatures and maybe some custom models, as well as material values for strength of wall pieces etc...being able to print custom stuff would mean you could include a kit of them with the book like them klutz books we should combine our heads...well i should just do my thing really, i have some bins of random legos to sort all the minifig things and creatures out of so i can start assigning stats to them.

>>81527749
observe the problem with junkies...gonna die on my fuckin toilet and ill never get the smell out, get my neighbors complaining cause they smell it through the walls, ambulance show up toting you out in ya damn beanie and whatever, people thing im dangerous instead of just weird. we can hang out on a damn street corner i done that a lot but you staying six feet from me and we walking a good ways out of my neighborhood. nothing but problems.

>>81527754
>we should combine our heads
How about combine our penises instead?

>>81527847
we can but i already um did my own thing an hour or so ago. so i need a minute.

>>81527863
perfect autistic dnd bf material

>>81527902
no, then i would have been doing my stat assignments for years already instead of just thinking about it for years. unless thats perfect because then i would be busy doing it instead of being able to merely think about it while baking cookies etc.

>>81527977
>tfw no bf that bakes cookies
kino

>>81527989
had to stop for getting skinny. guess what im baking noww

>>81518776
>>81519928
my mom says doing this will turn you gay
either that or turn you into a woman, she forgot, crazy lady

>>81528095
keeps the bathroom cleaner at home. not like im peein sittin down in the stall in the target bathrooms. but why would i make myself clean up my own pee mist?

>>81528095
>>81528169
I don't really trust urinals anymore, too many splashback incidents

>>81528095
I've always done that how else was I going to play on my gameboy while peeing if not by putting it on the floor and using my toes to control the games

nobody guessed, but it was xbox cake!

update: you shouldnt have more than 2 slices of xbox cake. i only had 2 slices, so i'm fine.

>>81528887
w-what happens if you eat more slices?

>>81528944
youre free to find out but i been around enough to know a bad feelin before i get one. you make something outta 4 high test artificial foods like that you got to be careful. i made a chocolate cake with diet cherry pepsi and chocolate pudding icing and i ate nearly half and all was good, but chocolate is good for the turmac. this kinda creme core stuff is kinda lika a box of fireworks on the other hand. one at a time and dont accidentally the whole thing or i dont know whats gon happen but itn not gon be good.

fog is rolling in and out...

>>81524156 (OP)
I'm only 20 but thinking about the future legitimately shakes me to my core. Ive never really given thought for my future all that much, but a couple hours ago when i was thinking about moving out i was like "when i graduate school ill probably have have enough money to move out... maybe when im like 22, 23, 24 maybe." and then it dawned on me... ill be 22, 23, 24 very soon at that. I feel like ive wasted my prime years and am going to suffer through hell very soon. Just the idea of things getting objectively worse with age makes me so scared i dont know what to do. I wish I had somebody to comfort me and coddle me. I missed out on any sort of teenage love, and now that ive been out of hs its only been ever so more isolating since then. At least I have abuncha fags online to talk to <333

>>81529765
meant to start this out with "im so scared of getting old" lolol

>>81529765
you're still in school, your best years haven't even begun

I'd rather keep my depressive thoughts to myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojvldIzbaMo

Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares

>tfw no bf to lazily wake up with and cuddle and kiss

I have been trying to masturbate less often, it has been 2 weeks, I was going to do it today and I tried looking for porn but then I started to feel bad about my virginity again, I'm gonna be 37 this year, I have so much trouble connecting with people, I wish I had the patience and the courage to share time with other people, I wish I didn't panic so much by just thinking about flirting with a guy, I know things are going to be alright, just feeling a bit down I needed to vent for a sec but I don't have much energy to write a lot or reply to you guys.
It is 4 am now, I'm gonna get some food and go to bed, goodnight precious robots, take care.

>>81529979
The jews have deprived me of this

>>81527683
Take your meds you weren't right about anything lol
>anyway, what other cause would he have had for questioning my mental fitness?
I don't know but could be many other things or he could just be saying it on the account of you posting here or he could just be trolling. Bringing up your dirty nails is just retarded. What does that have to do with being mentally sound? It's very telling how that's the first thing your mind goes to lmao

>>81529765
>I'm only 20
Stopped reading, get some real issues

>>81529874
Stick to golf you can keep the ball to yourself

>>81530094
>37 yo virgin
my dude get that anxiety checked

>>81529765
>ive wasted my prime years
You are in your prime years right now

>>81528095
>turn
but anon... How can you turn into something you already are

Will standing up while peeing turn me straight? Or maybe it will turn me into a top?

>>81530054
Alright now meow is starting to get out of hand with these

>>81530371
hehe thats going to be me in a few years!

>>81530094
Good night anonymous, you were a real one

>>81530484
Cuckbot stop making bbc threads and pretending it's meow thanks

>>81530378
>>81530183
>>81529838
yeah i know i sound stupid but idk... i just feel like a bitter old man nobody likes.
I think i just need some sort of major change in my life idk

>>81530531
>Blaming all of meow's mistakes on someone else
You're so much of a simp for that disgusting mongoloid tranny it's horrible

>>81530556
Just because I point out you make cuckthreads and try to blame them on him doesn't make me a simp just makes me honest

>>81530573
Just because you blame others for meow's own threads doesn't make you honest it just makes you a simp

Meow I'm Even more sad and anxious today waaaaa

>>81530550
>i just feel like a bitter old man
Maybe you are one on the inside, but not on the outside. On the outside you're still a twink. You need a dating life, my dude. You need a man to hold you in his arms. May I suggest dating apps?
Btw if you keep browsing r9gay these bitter resentment feelings are bound to get worse. This place is like a bar for alcoholics

>>81530094
>panic so much by just thinking about flirting with a guy
Internalized homophobia

externalized homophobia is much more fun

except the only target of your homophobia is yourself

>>81530724
It's normal to be nervous about that, faggot

I only have externalized homophobia since I'm straight myself

I wish there was bottoms that are into that

>>81530767
Yeah, but not to the point where your nerves get out control and stop you from doing the things you want. At that point you are a hostage to your anxiety, it's in control of you. like a sprained ankle that stops you from running. You need to treat that with some external help

>>81530777
bottoms love straight men who are gay on the low. But they hate delusional unmanly queens like you

>>81530716
>Btw if you keep browsing r9gay these bitter resentment feelings are bound to get worse. This place is like a bar for alcoholics
You would know. How many hours in a row will you sit here and rot today?

>>81530807
Fewer hours than you, that's for sure. If I'm rotting, you are already fully decomposed, halfway through fossilized

>>81530094
>panic so much by just thinking about flirting with a guy
Interior crocodile alligator (El Jacare)

>>81530845
>Fewer hours than you
Do you have a source for this or are you just seeing things like a junkie that you are? Of course you don't. You use this as a defense mechanism when you're called out for wasting your precious time shitposting with anonymous strangers for 6 hours a day with no breaks during that time. Surely if you invested those 6 hours a day into something more useful you would be happier. Maybe even learn a skill or two.

>>81530860
I'm sorry mr. Virgin, only anonymously you could defend yourself from the accusation that you've been everyday for years

I still think about the boy I had a crush on when I was 9

>>81530871
About time to get a new crush irl, no?

>>81530871
how did you know you had a crush at such an early age?

>>81530882
I did that and it was even wrose

>>81530867
You predictably deflect yet again completely uninterested in confronting your shitposting addiction, why is that?

>>81530888
It was weird. I sort of half-knew what my feelings meant but at the same time sort of denied it. But I wanted to spend all of my time with him. I thought he was the most beautiful person in the world. I couldn't stop thinking about him. I would feel pains in my chest when I was apart from him. I would go hot all over and blush when he was affectionate with me

>>81530890
Only if you crushed on someone who didn't reciprocate your feelings (dumb). I suggest you try dating other gay man for a change

>>81530903
>when he was affectionate with me
do tell
spare no detail, please

>>81530608
I'm so glad to see you here again

>>81530888
You didn't have feelings when you were a kid?

>>81530910
Not like he ever left. If there's one thing that bitch does consistently it's posting here

>>81530587
Just because you think it's funny to post your own threads pretending it's meow doesn't mean others don't see what you're doing and you don't get to call them simps when they point it out

>>81530882
About a time you get a new hobby, no?

>>81530915
No, thats why I was asking anon

>>81530909
He was super friendly and kind. Whenever he said something nice to me I would feel like my whole body was set on fire. I remember in dance class once we got paired up and had to do ballroom style dancing together. I blushed like crazy and we both laughed uncontrollably the whole time. His hands felt so warm and soft... After a kid in our class died there was a service and I cried and he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and escorted me back to the classroom very protectively, glaring at anyone staring at me..

>>81530898
Nigga if I'm addicted to shitposting, you are already braindead from overdosing on it.
>the virgin tells me to do something better with my time
Hilarious. Like maybe have your first kiss and then we'll talk okay?.

>>81530942
Shit man you had it great even if it was before you knew any better, what happened? did you two just drift as kids do, going to different schools or something?

>>81530882
When will you stop wasting your time shitposting here and start doing something with your life? I promise you it's not that hard to find a boy who will have sex with you and then you won't need to write fake stories here and will instead be happy and won't need this place anymore.

>>81530941
Most people had crushes in childhood

>>81530939
Will you get a new one too? I'll do it if you do too. Let's do it together. You lose your virginity and I disappear never to return

>>81530961
By the same time when you stop being an adult celibate

>>81530953
Yeah that is what happened. Kinda sad. I feel a bit dumb for not trying to maintain the friendship during middle school. IDK why I didn't try. We met at a party once and it was very nice to see him. I did have some "what if" thoughts for a while but those were put to rest after I messaged him on Instagram sometime later as an adult. Plus he's straight kek. I don't have any illusions about it any more (or regrets either). I just feel happy that I got to feel so strongly about someone and had a nice friendship

>>81530947
Why do you keep deflecting your bad habits that controls your life by saying there are people who allegedly have it worse? I'm sure that they are but just because someone has stage 4 brainrot cancer doesn't mean you shouldn't seek help for your stage 3, you know? It's not a good argument and everyone knows that. So, again, why do you keep deflecting your issues by bringing up other people? Are you that uncomfortable facing your own demons?

>>81530963
I'm quite a loser myself, you see

>>81530986
Have you ever had a crush on anyone? Fictional characters don't count

>>81530974
If I told you I'm not a virgin you wouldn't believe me. If you managed t convince some virgin here to have sex just for you to go away you would call them a liar ad stay became you get off on making others do what you want and then invalidating their experiences.

>>81530985
if I was a loser dateless virgin like you accused me of being, I'd probably be pretty uncomfortable. But I know first hand how easy it can be to find a boy, so your accusations are just empty, they're like water off a duck's back. If saying that brings you comfort, I'll allow it.

>>81531000
>If I told you I'm not a virgin you wouldn't believe me
You wouldn't believe it either my dear. That's the difference between us two, when you call me a no lifer vs when I call you a virgin. It doesn't bother me at all. Truth hurts.

>>81531011
What would bring me comfort is if I saw you happy. And clear deflections and poor arguments like "y-you do it too" are not what someone who is happy and confident he is doing the right thing would say. This tells me that deep down you know what you doing isn't healthy for you. I know it's hard to seek help but taking the first step is always the hardest. Just internalize all the things you sa about this place and remember it's not healthy to spend 6 hours a day here. You deserve better.

>>81531029
let's make a deal. You go out there and lose your virginity before 37, and I'll leave this place

>>81531016
No I would believe actual stories I seen evidence of not made up things you post. That is the difference between us. I can admit that I'm wrong and follow the evidence while you're the religious freak convinced that his worldview is the word of god and no amount of proof will convince you that you're wrong. Because you already know "the truth" and everything that doesn't align with "the truth" must be evil incel deception playing tricks on you. You will not engage with what I said and will instead focus on "how can I be religious if I don't believe in god" ignoring the merit of that comparison which proves you're a hard headed zealot stuck in his ways, and "I never said incels are evil" which is just am hyperbole.

You never engage with actual meat of the argument just dance around and deflect, don't you?

>>81531051
>I can admit that I'm wrong
>won't admit to being an incel
You're not that sincere

>>81531046
We both know you're not going to do that. Even in your dying moments you cling to other people instead of looking inwards. I would make fun of you if I didn't know how hard it is to ask for help. How hard it is to admit you're powerless. Your addiction controls you but it doesn't have to be that way. Prove me right and do yourself a favor. You can do this. Not because I said you should but because you know it's what's best for you deep down.

>>81531054
Really proving you're not a zealot who's mind was made up before I opened my mouth huh. Feels good to be proven right time and time again.

>>81524255
yeah same. Also using the end of my toothbrush means I smell shit every time I brush my teeth

>>81531051
>not made up things you post
You're still pressed about the most casual gym story ever, lmao. You know I heard another one from that same boomer the other day, and he said another classic boomer joke when he was working triceps all bent over. His gym mate joked about his butt being lifted in that perky position for doing triceps, and he said "nothing gets inside my ass, it's exit only". It sounds more poetic in our language, but you get the drift. Dude is a loud jock and apparently a douche. I bet I'll hear many one liners from him in the future.
The fact that you doubt such typical male behavior is just one more sign you don't go out too much, and probably don't have a single straight friend. Do you have any friends in real life at all?
To hear you telling me to get a life and tell the truth is hilarious

any /r9gay/ dudes here in a relationship with a woman?

I love her (I'm bi), but sometimes I don't know what I am any more. At times I'm convinced I'm one or the other. I know I'm attracted to both, but sometimes all of this shit is so confusing.

>>81531088
AND THEN HE FUCKED HIMSELF WITH A TOOTHBRUSH

>>81530983
> I just feel happy that I got to feel so strongly about someone and had a nice friendship
i really like this sentence, put to words some of my own feelings i had regarding my first crush.

>>81531097
>another gay in denial
You'll fit right in

>>81531097
You really chose a good time to post here because there is a known groomer who will try to convince you that you're just gay wth internalized homophobia so you break up with her and the he will laugh to himself for convincing you to do what he wants. Also just fuck off this is a gay thread

>>81531065
You're just not that sincere about your situation here, so why are you talking? You're just mad that I'm not a celibate like you.

>>81531108
Ah yes because bisexuals and trans people don't exist. Let me guess he turned gay the moment he clicked on this thread?

>>81531113
fuck you nigga faggot

>>81531108
yeah anyone who remotely likes the idea of kissing a man is only gay. 100%. You pricks are the reason gays are seen as the most toxic motherfuckers in the world. Go smoke some more crack and keep shitting yourself at orgies in an attempt to fit that dark pit inside you that reminds you you're not loved

>>81531120
>you're just mad I'm lying about my life on the internet
>you're just mad I'm wasting my life here while lying I have friends I could talk to instead that's why I spend most of my waking hours on 4chan
Whatever helps you feel good my gay

>>81531113
he was groomed at church and taught to repress his gay feelings like the plague. You probably identify yourself with him in that regard

>>81531099
it's a perfect size for a beginner I can't lie. But yeah I always end up wanting to shit so I kinda let that be.

>>81530910
Why lol
>>81530923
Yay I also consistently walk 20 000 steps a day possibly more

>>81531121
He was always gay. He came here just to let us know

>>81531094
>you didn't believe my obviously fake story so I will invent another one
Ok storyhue

>>81531099
I understood that reference! I miss 2018!

>>81531129
>I'm lying
projecting. I'm still here less than you because I still have more of a life than you. You are, after all, a little virgin

>>81531132
And is this church in the room with us right now? Oh right you're just hallucinating again

>>81531147
>most casual straight men conversation ever
>Obviously fake
Not socializing for years makes you feel like real life is alien, specially straight dudes.

>>81531134
OK TANA MONGEAU

>>81531137
You also consistently beg for cock

>>81531164
dildos are expensive and I don't know if I want to commit that far.

>>81531141
Is your magic or telling you this? We call that schizophrenia
>>81531151
>deflect defelct invent ("facts") but never self reflect
Why?
>>81531162
Straight men love to act gay as a joke and posture about how not gay they are but they don't do it in a way you say. It's clear to anyone who was around them at all. No straight men will make exit only jokes.

>>81531123
>remotely likes the idea of kissing a man
If that was all there is to it, would you really be crawling back to the gay thread to tell us about how confused you are, and how you don't know what you are, and how you're sometimes certain you are one or the other?
I think there's more to this story than what you're telling us. I think you already showed us everything we needed to know, not by the things you said, but but the things you're trying to hide

>>81531151
>projecting
Your whole existance is projecting your own experiences with bullying, church and internalized homophobia onto others and when they say "actually I didn't go through that" you just think they're lying because you can't imagine someone having a different lived experience. This makes you very low IQ.

>>81531123
>you're so toxic
>go smoke crack and shit and die at orgies you're not loved dark pit
are you alright, fella? Seems like there's a whole lot on your chest, poor devil.

>>81531196
I think he is clearly one or the other because bisexuals aren't really known to be experimental at all

>>81531137
Because you're annoying and need to shut the fuck up cause you repeat yourself all the time yay

>>81531062
>Prove me right and do yourself a favor.
Only if you lose your virginity before 37, otherwise no deal

>>81531141
1) I told my dad I was bisexual and got beat for it so I don't know what I'm suppressing and from who
2) I'm open about my sexuality to everyone I know
3) I fucked 2 men and I'm not in denial about it or ashamed

The only reason I sometimes think I might be fully straight is because of fucks like you that are so retarded. I actually sympathise with women when I started dating men because you fuckers are actually disgusting and retarded. Like men are seriously mentally retarded. I always wanted to find me a nice little dark academia fling but they don't exist. Gay men are presented in media as these intelligent well dressed gentlemen, but the truth of it is that most gay men are sexual freaks that have nothing else in their lives to give them serotonin than getting their assholes gaped.

You're either rage baiting (kinda failing because I don't give a fuck tbf) or are just seriously, mentally retarded.

Don't you guys know hue is just a bot farming interactions? That's the reason he always deflects and tries to milk every single (you) out of (you). Just ignore him and watch him get desperate.

>>81531209
>didn't experience prejudice in homophobia
>Still ended up as a sexually repressed gay adult virgin
Not being honest yet again. Some experiences are universal for us homos

>>81531196
it was a figure of speech. Can you please give me the gay pass? PLEASE! PLEASE I WANT TO BE GAY SO BAD! PLEASE MASTA PLEASE

>>81531242
Not everyone was forced into church or grew up in a religious family. Nor did they have brooms put inside their asshole by bullies. You are just every low IQ.

>>81531229
>I don't know what I'm suppressing
Your sexuality
>From who
From yourself
>Why
Cause you got beat up by it.
Remember your own words. "Sometimes I don't know what I am"
"Sometimes I'm sure I'm one or the other"
"It's so confusing"
All that while having a gf.
You're just gay, my love. It's okay. It will be alright. Take deep breaths.

"Men's mental health month"

All you gays are arguing why you're bad people. Fucking hilarious

>>81531264
trillions of my children in dried up socks caused by titty porn would disagree.

bruh bisexuals have it hard from both ends lmao we can't have shit

>>81531261
>Not forced into church or grew up in a religious family
>Still a sexually repressed closeted gay virgin
Someone has planted the seeds of homophobia in your mind, and you sowed them. Be it family members, religious/conservative upbringing, or school peers. The result is standing before our very eyes

>>81531277
>trillions of my children in dried up socks caused by titty porn
>Still arguing about his struggle with confusion in the gay thread
You can pretend to be sure about your sexuality now, but a few minutes ago this wasn't the case.
It's okay, anon. Take deep breaths. You will ditch that dumb bitch and find yourself a good bf someday. Have hope

>>81531258
You are already gay. You just need to accept that and go after a bf

>>81531229
>3) I fucked 2 men and I'm not in denial about it or ashamed
But you seemed to be so confused. You say you're not ashamed but what your dad did to you left a pretty deep scar, and I'm not sure it's fully healed

>>81530094
man. you're going to die alone at this point. have a fucking panic attack infront of a man if it means you are going to be able to talk to someone. drink if you need to. anything man literally do anything at this point

fuck you all and thank you for reminding me why gay men are pieces of shit

>>81531229
>I don't give a fuck
Sounds like you do.
So you came to the gay thread to talk about how confused you are
But also to tell us how disgusting and evil gay men are and how you want to be fully straight?
Intense psychological turmoil vibes. Probably due to repression and internalized homophobia.

>>81531318
>desperately looking for reasons to remind himself not to be gay
Poor creature. Like I said, as a repressed homosexual this thread is perfect for you.

>>81531318
would you be happier if people were telling you that you're not really gay?

>>81531282
The only result we see here is your own schizophrenia and inability to conceive how not everyone is like you. Is this how you're programmed?

>>81531351
>a sexually repressed gay
>"I have not faced homophobia"
You're living with it right now. It's like a fish who doesn't know what water is. You're fully immersed in it. It's the reason why you can't give love a chance

>>81531366
Your words are like water because they wash over me since they're a result of your schizophrenia and inability to conceive how others have different life experiences from your own. Beep boop.

>>81531335
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore

>>81531386
So your life experience was completely devoid of any prejudice, discrimination and homophobia? You experienced an upbringing full of acceptance, diversity and mindfulness
But somehow you still ended up as a closeted gay celibate on the incel chud board....

>>81531389
All I know is, when a man with a girlfriend comes to the gay thread to whine about being confused, but does a full 180 when pressed about it and resorts to name-calling all fags in existence...
Anon, we can see a homosexual carrying a heavy cross from miles away.

>>81531175
Not true I Haven't done that today yet yay

>>81531218
Wow mean waa sniff le

They don't want you to know this but when you remove S from Scum you get cum

that guy should just date women instead (if he's attracted to them), I'm doing the opposite (technically "bi" but dates men exclusively) and I'm having the time of my life, why stress over it?

>>81531854
If you replace the c with a b you get another secret word. Tread at your own risk though.

https://youtu.be/ktRdXt_kRQo
If you talk while you eat when food is still in your mouth j should be allowed to execute you on the spot

Would you rather a bf who takes action but always takes the wrong choice or a bf of inaction and indecisiveness, leading to an unfavorable outcome regardless?

>>81531886
Are these men you're dating with us in the room right now?

>>81532055
Could you provide an example of what would be a bad choice?
But without the context right now, I'd pick the inaction BF, since I can try to compensate for that by making some choices with him or suggesting things.

>You will ditch that dumb bitch
Incel watch your language

dont call women bitches you incel fuck!

>>81532067
Ex-Boyfriend 1: met him in highschool, was sort of the perfect highschool sweetheart setup and my first relationship but I had a shit ton of internalized homophobia at the time so I pissed it away by panicking and distancing myself, In hindsight I'm probably the reason he went from an innocent sweet guy into a male-whore.
Ex-Boyfriend 2: met him online, we were okay and had a few inside jokes but then things got distant after a month and the break up was a bit messy.
First sexual experience with a guy I had (jacked him off on a bus)
Ex-Boyfriend 3: met him in my senior year of highschool and we got close since we were both gay and autistic, I gifted him my virginity on his birthday and in return, I took his (gay) virginity, after a while we broke up since we both agreed we weren't really good as a couple but we're still close friends and I support the fuck out of him.
In comparison I only have one ex girlfriend but it was so fucking brutal and emotionally damaging that I have promised myself to never date women again.

wow normies really are here. Imagine actually giving someone a handjob on a bus. Disgusting.

>>81532196
>so I pissed it away by panicking and distancing myself
I was on the other end of this.

If you actually want to help someone you don't start with a preconceived notions based on your own delusions and try to bludgeon them into fitting into your box. Instead you ask questions and see where the answers lead you. But when you're a literal bot zealot all roads lead to one place.

No Thread for Gaycel Men

>>81532087
No, think about it for yourself. I cannot help the helpless.

>>81532196
If I reply to this post will you post Golbat next?

>>81532212
There are like only 5 sexless virgins in this thread lol, most of the posters here are whores.
Their posts are a great Reminder why you shouldn't date sex havers

>>81532218
Yeah, if there's any moral you can take away from this is that you shouldn't be someone's first bf, for your own good.
>>81532212
I know I'm a filthy normalfag but /gaygen/ is shit.

>>81532267
No you subhuman piece of shit, the moral is to not date someone confused about their sexuality lol

I'm hungwy waaa meow Haven't eaten amytjing today

>>81531886
>I'm having the time of my life
Are you dating someone now anon

I actually think I'm more human than those who "loved" more than one guy and seem to be able to move on from it with ease.

>>81532315
I will date you wink wink

>>81532326
Will you really

>>81532305
Imagine being so retarded you would rather complain about being hungry than eating food. You deserve to suffer you dumb pig.

I love when someone takes a perfect body shot and is in souch pain it looks like he is dying but somehow still beats the countat the last second and stands up and then continues the fight as if nothing happened and either wins or survives until the end.

>>81532315
Not really, but I sucked a perfectly chubby and hairy guy's cock while high a few days ago and his musk around his crotch area was exquisite.
I live and work in a rural shithole that is decently far away from any major city and has zero public transport, (I don't have a driver's loicense) so I can't practically have a bf at the moment.

>>81532417
Cute *ties you up*

>>81532424
Give me a good ol' whiff of your pits and I won't resist~

>>81532433
I let some guy do that I had tied up then I tickled him till he begged

>can get a bf but will instead just whore out
Utterly repugnant.

>>81532343
I have no food yay I'm on a walk

is it okay to eat very little if you're a neet and will you lack any nutrients?

>>81530134
someone having unkempt nails is an easy-to-check sign that they are of dissolute habits or are not taking care of themselves. it would be a reasonable assertion, so i explained why my nails were a bit long.

anyway, "mental health" should actually mean HEALTH, not how nice and normal you are. if my acuity and problem solving skills are top percentage and i eat and everything then its nobodys business how i choose to act. physical health is about "can you climb a mountain" not "do other people think your body looks nice."

>>81532527
if you eat at least a bit of meat and dairy youll probably be fine for a long time regardless of whatever else. the people who get actual malnutrition be living on literally just soda and golden oreos.

>>81532496
Wouldn't you want your bf to be somewhat experienced at sex though?

>>81532698
Why? It's more romantic to learn what works for us together

I got completely soaked on my walk. It was very sunny when I went out so I didn't bring an umbrella but when it started raining after like 2 hours it rained hard. Ok there was like 5 or so minutes when it was weak but you know.

>>81532736
My first time that was with a bf was really bad since I had extreme performance anxiety and when I couldn't get hard enough to actually start having sex I wound up feeling like a giant failure and had a mental breakdown while simultaneously trying to desperately get high right there.
Definitely a messy sight from his point of view.

>>81532698
No I wouldn't want my bf getting pumped and dumped by random men or him doing it.

>be top
>only job is to get hard and fuck the bottom
>can't do it

lmao what a failure. I would laugh at any topoid animal who went soft on me.

>>81532821
If he went soft on you it says a lot about you lol

>tfw no nervous top bf who needs to take things slowly
perfect bf

>>81532417
>druggie
>whore
>into hairy fatsos
Could you be any more shit? Legit worst poster in this thread already

I wouldn't mind if my fbf was too nervous to get it up I just hope he wouldn't be too hard on himself about it yay

>>81532464
*tickles your feet*
OH YEAH WHORE YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE MY MANLY HANDS TOUCHING YOUR FEET HNNNNG
kill yourself

>>81532504
But something you stupid useless hoe

For you sex havers here, you are practicing safe sex right or are you letting randos breed you (or bred them for the tops?)

>>81532873
There wasn't a store nearby and I have to save money yay

>>81532643
>PXLSCHIZO
>irrelevant gibberish
You really solved story's issues and started that business with him. Top percentage thinking skills as well.

Cats crossing the street at high speeds (scary)

>>81532857
Very funny meow

>>81532852
>>into hairy fatsos
Sorry that I'm attracted to MEN in the fucking gay thread, next time I'll fake being attracted to minors so you like me more.

What's worse? A bf who can't get it up due to performance anxiety or a premature ejaculator?

>>81532959
What is funny yay meow

>>81532971
Premature ejaculation is better because it looks like you made him cum while if he can't get it up it makes you feel ugly

>>81532966
Keep overcompensating bishit loser

>>81532904
rome wasnt taught to fish in a day, dummy.

>>81533039
says the "gay guy" who actually isn't attracted to any masculine traits.

>>81533094
Yet I'm only attracted to men despite that

Desperation is so genuinely disgusting to witness I get second hand embarrassment *blergh*

>>81532864
What a strange aggressive post. I think I will tickle you to death.

>>81533094
You can be into masc men without being into old fatties.

Walked 18km today yay I feel tired and sick

>>81524156 (OP)
Had a lot of dreams about the number 58 last night
Whats it mean?

>>81533111
m8, you're attracted to men for as long as they don't resemble men in any way besides having a penis.
what happens when your bf ages?
will you start having an autistic breakdown and dump him because it turned out he wasn't a woman with a cock?

>>81533151
Meow's legs must be strong enough to crush a boy's head.

>>81533161
>anon is about to get a 58 man train run on him behind his local home depot
Congrats!

>>81533188
Probably I'll buy and crush a melon once I get money

>>81533134
Not if I tie you up and set you on fire first

>>81533161
Yet your picture says 23 curious

>>81533185
No because I will still love him because he is my bf

Can you faggots shut the fuck up and stop trying to police each other's sexuality? What is the point? What do you get out of it? You realise there is no teleology for being gay that you have to follow. There are no rules. There is no divine purpose. In antiquity they thought the best way to be a faggot was to fuck hairless boys and that you were effeminate if you wanted to have sex with adult men. It's all arbitrary

>>81533235
its not "arbitrary" but it is personal and not really sensible to argue about

I want to have Sex with adult men yay

>>81533235
>faggots
thank you very much.

>>81533226
Yes because my situation shares thematic similarity with the movie
Also flip the 2 and reflect the 3 you get 58
Maybe it was a watch suggestion sent from my mind to me...

I guess I must change to get a bf that's just the way it goes

Bros, I think I found a 35 year old virgin but he lives in a neighboring country. Should I fly out and try to sleep with him?

I'm a 28 year old virgin btw

Ah I get it now
It was speaking to an obsession that leads to something buried in the past, but ultimately not worth entertaining

>>81533235
The funny thing is that there are rules. You can tell yourself whatever you want and think of yourself as "queer" and "valid" and gay as you much as you like but if your only claims to homosexuality is tranny women and estromales and/or if you like women (sic), then you are not gay and you should be policized and ultimately fuck off from my /r9gay/

>>81533235
If you only like twinks you are a pedophile

>>81533835
at this point, go for it. Nothing to lose other than a failed trip
I do find it hilarious how you virgins are adamant about only dating clones. Like sure I get it, things in common. You were lucky enough to find that one in a thousand dude who's just like you, on another fucking country, so go for it.
But for the gincels who can't afford to travel, what happens?
Such puritanism. It's identical to deeply religious chicks.

>>81533232
Absolute cope. The truth is, you won't have a bf because none of the available men look 13 enough for your tastes.

Men tend to be attracted to youthful partners whether male or female. If you like older men it means you are fem brained

I like older men and my brain is The most masc brain ever yay

>>81534392
Imagine there being an expiration date built into your attraction to someone
Male brainedness and being the subject of it are both hell

>>81534412
No you retard just because most men, all else being equal, prefer young women doesn't mean they stop loving their wives or being attracted to them as they grow older together

>>81532316
Years of loneliness made you inhuman, though. It's not like you have 30 years of love stockpiled and ready to sell. It's more like you are starved of love and your love abilities are atrophied.

Male brains also use insults gratuitously

Asian guy with BYC will come and fix me
Femboy cock will fix me
Cock from a chubby dude will fix me

Nothing Will fix me that's why I have to fix myself

>>81534359
I wasn't even looking for a virgin though. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't know I'm a virgin.

It does make me realise that I just can't commit to anything, you present me with easy sex and I'll find a way to avoid it. Truevolceldom.

Also wtf is a gincel?

>>81534392
Not really because men age like fine wine and become a different flavor of hot when they mature. What you're basically saying is that you will never grow old together with your lover
You're just a pedo though

>>81534514
Don't you have a dialectical behavioural therapy session to attend

Men aging like wine is a cope, some older men are hot but it's not a rule
>>81534501
Gay incel

>>81534523
don't you have to lose your v card before turning 37

I had therapy with a new therapist for the second time today still feels a bit weird and scary

>>81534527
This will never be you and your husband because you only like men who look 14

>>81534529
I lost it at 14 bro

>>81534527
I thought gay incels weren't a thing since I could technically download Grindr. But ehhhhh I don't want to

>>81534539
Make sure to tell her everything otherwise it's pointless

>>81534539
Did you show them all of your 4chan posts lolmaoroflpwn

>>81534501
So you won't see him?
It's not just easy sex that you run away from, it's any sex whatsoever

>>81534542
Fuck this is hot, holy shit. Probably so warm and fuzzy, like cuddling an actual bear.

>>81534542
I like older men tho Im just saying not everyone ages gracefully
>>81534548
Gay incels are lonely because they want a bf and won't have sex with strangers, it's about love not sex
>>81534552
I'll tell him what I feel comfortable telling about

>>81534547
And then never touched a man again? Grim. When was the last time you kissed a man?

>>81534554
No he asked about my family and stuff

>>81534569
>tell him what I feel comfortable
Ypur whole problem is your reluctance to leave the comfort zone. This just means you will tell her nothing important and avoid the actual key points of your issues, making the therapy useless
If you don't tell her the things you tell us, there's no point

>>81534582
Is he cute? Do you feel like his boyfriend?

>>81534562
It's hard for me to commit to it. I'm a 3/10 and it's obliterated my self-esteem completely.

>>81534569
It makes sense. I would really like to properly get to know someone months before. And now that I have, I'm getting cold feet.

>oh you want own a lambo?
>when is the last time you drove a rental minivan?

>>81534588
I already told him about my anxiety I'll talk about it impeding my ability to find love when I feel like it. Not like I could talk about difficult things otherwise since I go nonverbal
>>81534605
I guess not my type and no I don't
>>81534608
Ogey

What does this dream mean:
>be in a room with people I dont know but it feels like we are all friends/friendly
>go around the room and touch peoples hands or their neck and say 'look how cold my hands are' (something I actually do to my friends in rl)
>do it to a young looking blond boy
>he says 'dont do this someone might get the wrong impression and then wants to blow you'
>laugh it off and say whatever
>he says 'i want to blow you'
>feel creeped out but also excited and say that he should leave me alone and that I will go back to my room
>we somehow switched to a hotel and I walk up the stairs to my room
>he follows me and smiles
>I get actually more excited but also afraid and start to run and jump out of a window
>wake up
I never had a gay thoughts/experiences besides getting asked out by guys or kiss my male friends on their cheek. He looked like picrel

>>81534671
That you're gay. Welcome home fag, enjoy your time with us

>>81534608
Maybe you're not 3/10 and that's just your low self esteem speaking?

>>81534608
>properly get to know someone months before
Months? Come on dude. Talking for months before meeting up is ridiculous. It sets expectations so high, they're bound to be disappointed

>>81534688
No I dont think it works like that

>>81534613
>Wants to own a Lamborghini
>Is broke as fuck
>Refuses to drive any other car
Meanwhile the dudes riding the minivan are having the time of their life driving around town, because even though it's not a sports car, it gets the job done. And you're just whining about not having a Lamborghini at home

>>81534722
You don't want it to mean that, but it definitely means that. You're gay having gay dreams now because you've repressed these urges for so long, your id is manifesting them now

I'm so fucking tired of the brazilian monkey bot trying to make everyone gay
But it clearly shows his level of maturity, from "everyone must be like me" to his little Mother Goose bedtime homophobic attack stories, or just his bot biting up more tokens that it could chew and forgetting previous details
Fucking retarded brazilian monkey

>how there you try to make people gay
>In the gay thread
I can't turn people into something they already are

>>81534734
That's exactly the thing, it does not get the job done.

>>81534795
It does, cars are meant to drive yiu around places. The minivan does the exact same thing the Lamborghini does. The end result is the same.
But you're so worried about aesthetics, you're so vain, your expectations are so high, your demands are so high, your standards are so high, that you can't enjoy the fun and happiness of riding a minivan.
Then you're home alone without any car whatsoever

Which one of the three is the bigger BBC buttslut: finnish meow (or his the rapist), fat story, or huebot (cafucus and darker guys)?

>>81534748
Idk I mean the guy in picrel is cute but I dont feel any sexual attraction to him also i dont think im repressed because i live in a very open society with liberal parents and friends so no reason to repress something

>>81534786
You would hear homophobic jokes if you had a life outside of here, sweetie.
You would face some homophobic remark if you actually went outside holding your bf's hand, which you never did.

>>81534853
>Cafucus
I'm impressed you know that word. Where did you hear it? Passing for a local

>>81534863
>i dont think im repressed because i live in a very open society with liberal parents and friends
It's much deeper than that. As you grew up, any sighting of homophobia would be enough to cement your repression.
>see straight couples everywhere in real life and media
>But whenever gays are mentioned, it sparks controversy and bullying
You're not immune to propaganda. The very homophobic discourse of right wing hotspots like 4chan is enough to get through your skin and leave a mark.

>>81534646
>when I feel like it
That sentence is scary because what if you never feel like it, just like you never felt like leaving 4chan and finding a real bf

>>81534379
No, I just don't like bodyhair or being fat yay

>>81534937
I felt like leaving 4chan last time I got a bf and being here isn't preventing me from finding another, being deeply mentally ill is

This internalised homophobia faggot is so annoying. Shut up.

>>81534909
I dont want to be mean but I feel like you are projecting

>>81534949
>I felt like leaving 4chan
>Still here
Thus proving my point. Doing things you don't feel like doing is part of adulthood

>>81534542
may this be my future someday.
I want to get high and dream about this now.

>>81534949
>last time I got a bf
Your fling 8 years ago doesn't count, sorry.
>Posting here isn't preventing me
Yes it is. Posting here exacerbates your mental illness

>>81534956
>I felt like leaving 4chan
>Still here
Thus proving my point that you don't have a life and will never leave this place lmao

>>81534956
I don't have a bf anymore either you gnome of intellect. If I can't I can't.

>>81534955
The gay kids in your school suffered bullying. Seeing that was enough to cement your repression

>>81534972
Take your own advice botboy. Lead by example. You can't lmao

>>81534972
It was 4 years ago and no it's not

>>81534978
I have a bf, though.
>>81534984
I'll leave after you, I'll close the door. Have you had your first kiss already?
>>81534979
This place is part of the reason why you can't. Tell your therapist about it and see his reaction

>>81535002
Not true. Me having crippling anxiety is why I can't.

>>81534987
You only saw each other a couple of times, you never even had sex. Come on now it doesn't count.
This place makes everything about your mental health worse, and you waste the little energy you have here, so there's nothing left to spend on real life boys

99/100 posts here are junk/garbage

>>81535002
what was the last thing you did with your bf? please be specific.

>>81535008
This place feeds your anxiety like wood to the fire

>>81535028
I am here precisely because this doesn't take energy. I won't magically be not mentally ill Even if I quit.

>>81535036
No it doesn't. I know when I'm anxious and what makes me anxious.

>>81535032
You love it. You come back to eat this garbage everyday

>>81535043
Yes it does take energy. Seen you here everyday for hours. You're in denial. This place is bad for you, it takes away the precious hours you should dedicate to the dating market

>>81534983
No not really. Or at least not more bullying than straight people. One of my friends came out as gay when he was like 12yo. And it was not a big deal for us. It did became a little bit troubling when puberty started and we went out clubbing and he started to flirt with straight arabs or nafris. But I would honestly say he never suffered from bullying from his larger social environment.

>>81535075
I wouldn't spend those hours on the dating market anyway you daft cunt

>>81535033
Smoked cigarettes and ate chocolate next to the 24h gas station near his house late at night until a beggar duo approached us in a weird way which scared us and prompted us to leave. The beggar became super offended because we left when he appeared, it was a funny situation like the roles were reversed.

>>81535061
You all insist on being so fucking corrosive

>>81535100
You would if you didn't waste them here indulging in self pity
Talk to the therapist

>>81535137
I wouldn't because I don't like making myself anxious. Retard.

>>81534693
Sadly, I do believe I'm a 3/10. Ultimately, it's my fault since I spend every day bed rotting instead of eating properly and exercising

>>81535153
>believe I'm a 3/10
But that's like just your opinion? Tainted by a low self esteem
Maybe some guys out there would disagree

>>81535084
>we went out clubbing and he started to flirt with straight arabs or nafris
Did they beat him up?

>>81535148
>I don't like [doing anything that's not immediately as gratifying as self pity]
That's the whole point, anon. You need to get a little anxious

>>81535188
I can't afford making my mental hwqlth worse for no reason. Being extremely anxious is bad for your mental health actually.

I managed not to buy any alcohol today but my gut biome is still extremely fucked up and I'm fairly certain I gave myself gastritis again.
Hoping the swelling will go down in a few days, I look like a bloated pig.

can we got back to discussing meow's BBC addiction? please?

>>81535174
Yes I had to fight some arabs at least two or three times because they wanted to attack him.

God I thought it would take forever but the class to get my motorcycle license starts in a week. Actually kind of upset how fast time passed, I was hoping to get more done before then. Oh well, with this I can start getting out and going places. Gonna hit up all the gay hotspots in the whole city (there's a surprisingly large amount).

this i my lovely crush lavenderanon what do you guys think of him?

>>81535360
I can see the appeal, even if it's not something I'd be into.
Picrel would be mine, he's an asshole at first but he's a softie in there somewhere, I'll eat all his carrots for him and buy him cheesecake.

>>81535247
Cuckbot get some help

>>81535115
that sounds fun, but i dont really get what you mean about the roles being reversed.

>>81535318
be careful! motorcycles are dangerous!

anyone here a grower, not a shower? my dicks not big anyways, i cant remember the specific number (which tells me its not atleast 6 inches or i would be thinking "its atleast 6 inches..." since thats a stock bare min", but its not 4 or something miserable or i would remember that too.
anyways, does it bother you? ive only had one comment on it, a girlfriend back in highschool who thought it was "amazing" how it doubled in size. it was actually almost the only thing i think she genuinely enjoyed whenever we messed around, she always wanted me to "get hard" in her mouth because of how big the size difference was.
i think i prefer it, i can only imagine being "big" all the time would be inconvenient and get in the way more often. i also really should get a chasity cage just to take a few pictures for here, because when im small, its pretty dang small. i imagine i could use one of those flat/inverted cages and make it disappear when flaccid.

anyways, no homo i think. ive only fooled with chicks, but i do jerk off to a lot of gay/tranny and other weird stuff porn, so im not sure. just figured you guys would know a lot about dicks and be open to discussing them.

i guess the main questions are
>are you a grower or shower
>would you rather be grow/show
>if you have a partner, are they grow/show
>what do you prefer in a partner
and i guess to a lesser extent cut/uncut/thick whatever.

imo uncut looks better and i imagine playing around with a foreskin is a lot of fun.

>>81535318
Are you actually getting a bike or just the license?

as >>81535615 said, they are dangerous so be careful.

>>81535360
This is unironically what I look like, my hair is just shorter.
>>81535615
I plan to be. It's going to suck wearing a jacket and jeans and boots in summer but this is the price I must pay to achieve my dream.
>>81535628
I'm getting the license but I've been saving up since January to buy an actual motorcycle, I have about $10,000 put away, it seems like there are some pretty good motorcycles for half that but I was instructed by a family friend who repairs motorcycles for a living to start with something much weaker than average, specifically an electric motorcycle, and it seems like those are a bit more expensive. I'll probably have to spend a month or two longer saving up for it, plus I have to find insurance for it.

Lavenderdag should just date story they're both ugly and he likes fat fucks and both live in Ohio.

>>81535839
The thought has crossed my mind but I'm pretty sure he's more than a decade older than me, I think it would be awkward.

>>81535802
idk. would probably have a no motorcycles rule in my house lol. the thoughts of things are too horrible. have you seen those ads for the foam armored motorcycles though?? its a kinda sketchy startup but if real its really cool. its like a motorcycle encased in some kinda teflon carbon styrofoam business. i dont remember what it really is but they also keep it a secret. supposedly if you get hit on one you just bounce around like a kicked ball kind of.

I still think you should just get a car, they are so much safer for you. I know you don't want to drive it for fear of hurting anyone but still.

>>81535847
He is less than a decade older and you're not in a position to be picky

>>81535610
the homeless dude felt discriminated against by the gay couple

>>81535919
He should just get a broom and go full witch mode

>>81530791
>bottoms love straight chad men who are gay on the low. But they hate delusional unchadly queens like you
FTFY

>>81535802
Why do you think you're so ugly? Post pic

>>81535948
You're like the gay version of uncle ruckus. Just because you love straight people doesn't mean you're one

>>81535975
I agree that's not why I'm straight what makes me straight is my attraction to cute gay twinks and women

>>81535991
You're a gay ephebophile at best

>>81536001
Keep coping homo I will never ever be one of you I will always be a straight white man

>>81535899
I can't find anything about it but it does look like there are fully enclosed motorcycles out there that look pretty cool.
>>81535919
One of the conditions my mom set for getting the motorcycle license is I also have to get a regular driver's license. I'd really rather not but who knows maybe it'll end up that way.
>>81535958
I've already gotten banned twice in the past couple of weeks for pictures I don't want to upset the mods. Plus I hate taking pictures of myself, I hate being in pictures in general. Seeing my own face is so upsetting to me, that's why I still wear a mask in public, just in case I see my reflection in a window or something.

>>81536039
Just upload it to unseen.co

>>81536039
I don't think you're actually ugly just that you focus on little imperfections everyone has and have low self esteem. You could post it on soc and link here or use a third party site like catbox. You won't get banned in that case.

>>81536039
maybe you're ugly, maybe you just have low self esteem

Now I just feel nervous about having my face being seen by people here. Have you guys posted your faces before? Besides meow, I've seen his face so many times.

Like clockwork it's usually cute guys who have low self esteem while absolutely hideous creaturas think they're god's gift to us

Lavender really looking fly in this pic

>>81536099
Brad has posted face and think 3ds did.

>>81536111
Yeah I'm sure story is really a 10/10 irl

>>81535936
...but he was??

I'm too nervous about this I don't wanna get the meow treatment if people start posting my selfies to fuck with me I'd have a panic attack. I hate this I hate having s face I wish when I get my motorcycle helmet I could just never take it off.

>>81536125
Might as well be for all we know, he is a pathological liar after all

You're born on same day as meow this is your destiny

The only reason meow gets reposted is because he is hated and hue has a hateboner for him. Apostle, jonah, brad and many others posted their face and no one cares.

thunder storm time, hope I don't lose power when it's so hot out.

>>81536268
Has happened to me, so hot it made me sick, like and induced fever.

I wonder why people try to have identities on anonymous imageboards, fuck off to discord.

>>81536288

Oh I know, it's happened before and I hate it so much. I just hope the basement doesn't flood as well or I really will be in trouble.

is it loserish to still think of old childhood crushes even once you're way too old for these memories? i feel sick whenever i do this but i genuinely can't help it anymore. i go back to older memories, both positive and negative, and i save photos and videos of guys who look just like him. it's over bros

I don't think I should come to this place when I do nofap

Do you think it would be ethical to resurrect ancient people and bring them back to life? Under what conditions, if any? Likewise: do you think that resurrecting modern people would be ethical if it were possible to do so in the future, and under what conditions?

To the future people reading this retroactively: BRING ME BACK. I CONSENT. -ANONYMOUS

what is worse, horny r9gay or r9gay when hueposting is active?

Being horny is kinda nice.

well no story power outage arc, so at least you will be spared that.

We also had a thunderstorm here, it was really pretty because there was so much rain but the sun was still out, it felt magical. It was unfortunate though that the heat and humidity caused me to sweat a gallon of water while I was cooking dinner.

>>81535617
My small white clitty is extremely small, it's like 5 inches erect, but when it's a tiny little nub, like 1 inch. I'd rather be both shower and grower both; as for partner I would care much really, but it's a known fact that men are visual creatures and a shower would be slightly more sought after, however I don't really see any difference because my bf will only bare his penis to me and it will always be erect in a second or two.

Hue is stopped, probably wrath of god crushed his favela with lightnings hallelujah

>>81524156 (OP)
I need a gay to give me fashion advice. I know you 're into interior design and brand names and all that shit what should.

>>81536811
he remembered hes being judged by god

>>81536371
Yes. Yes it is. If you're still thinking about childhood crushes in general that's a common indicator of you dying alone.

I recently had a woman tell me that I'm good at choosing clothes and that I should get into the male fashion business

I felt so offended like they just called me a fag to my face

>>81536843
Not really an insult if it comes from a woman, lots tend to have gay friends these days

>>81536851
Yeah but I'm not gay that's why it's so insulting

>>81536875
so you came to complain in the gay thread? Anyway nothing gay about looking nice. The idea that men have to be slobs who need a woman's touch to look halfway decent is a bad thing.

If bottoms can come here and complain about no bf after they rejected every top for not being chad then I'm allowed to complain about straight people problems

>>81536828
Lol no. I wear nothing but t-shirts and sweatshirts every day. I am mentally retarded, fashion-wise.

>>81536976
*sweatSHORTS
Not even full sweatpants, but shorts made with the same material.

>>81536455
No? If they didn't explicitly consent it's not ethical in my view.
>under what conditions?
What about how they would be resurrected? Like would they still have their human body or just their consciousness transported into a robot. Or maybe it goes wrong and they're just a brainless zombie. In any case, would it still be them?

Thank you for actually posting something interesting in this shitty place.

>>81536986
I bought some of these and some other nice shorts to show off my legs then I remembered my legs are covered in hair and look ugly

>>81536461
Hue posting is always worse
>>81536828
This is a thread for gay men

>>81537020
Leg hair is cute and you shouldn't be ashamed of it.

>>81537020
Leg hair is gross please shave that shit off

something a bipedo would say^

>"And at this critical juncture in his fortunes, just as his luck was about to desert him and his life become interesting again, my narrative resumes".
Fuck I don't know if I want to keep reading now. The first half of this book was so cool and triumphant, I don't know if I can handle watching it all fall apart. I'm really bad with depressing stuff. I mean we all know how Roman history ends so it's not that surprising but still, I really like Cicero so far.

>>81537055
You mean you're reading about cicero or you're reading his work? cause cicero died in a pretty famous way

>>81537067
I'm reading a narrativized book about his life written based on the notes of his slave and confidant, Tiro. It's been really awesome so far, but I actually don't know Cicero's story so I have no idea how it ends.

>>81537079
It's a very unique end and it's famous for a reason

I always get the Roman writers mixed up. Doesn't help I've only heard what they wrote paraphrased on yt videos and never read anything directly.

>>81537158
Fuck I guess I'll keep reading but it's already a huge bummer. This book is probably going to make me miserable. It's so well written though.

>>81536998
They probably didn't consent to dying either, and even if they did want to die it was probably due to a shitty life and old age too, so what if you brought them back into better circumstances? What if they were young and healthy again and society was prosperous and benevolent? Where does the line fall for you, in terms of acceptable or desirable conditions?

And anyway, generally speaking, saving people from death is considered the right and ethical thing to do. Isn't this a logical extension of that?

>would it still be them?
From a physical or materialist perspective you're "just" an object. We've already proven that it can exist and that it's you. A faithful reproduction that is identical to the original would be the same person with a continuous subjective experience. If they accidentally created two for example, they would both be "you" at that moment, and as soon as they woke up and started having separate experiences it would become a weird twins situation where they're both still you but also they're twins now.

>>81536099
>>81536173
i think you young folks only care about faces because thats all you see in them phones of yours. stupid ass thing to do on here really. you have a whole body, post literally any other part.

verbas ciceronis in schola legivim, sed non magne. habevim vergilii multior.

And I told them I'm joining the Klan
And this shit's all apart of my plan
And this shit's all apart of my legacy
And I'm giving these niggas the recipe
And my genesis steady be texting me
And I really hope that I get custody
But my baby mama don't fuck with me
But I hear her telling she's stuck with me
And they telling me get back on medicine

>>81537020
this cool thing happens where if you expose your legs to light for a little while every day your skin color gets darker and your hairs get lighter (bleaching) and then after a month your legs look normal instead of like vanilla ice cream with hair on it.

>>81537589
It's still hairy and course though unlike a smooth soft shaven leg

>>81537791
try it. youll love it. your money back. pasty legs dont look good either way, so you should tan them a little regardless. i shave my legs sometimes once im very tan, its a nice change, but its really high maintenance and starts getting prickly against my pants once shorts weather is over. shave in the morning prickly by noon.

>>81537860
Yeah shaving is too high maintenance and I have really hairy legs so I'm not going to bother I'll just keep my ugly legs

i don't tan i just look dirty

I should shower, it's been nearly two weeks but I'm feeling very lazy.

>>81537875
the problem here is actually that youre cave adapted and would rather be inside than do literally anything. its important to identify the real issues, because otherwise, you cant really have a conversation.

>>81537901
rome didnt get tan in a day

I sunburn very easily. I need to start remembering to put on sunscreen when I go out. Don't want that pesky skin cancer, or worse: early wrinkles.

>>81537875
I bet your legs are cute and guys will want to see them. You should do it for the boys!