Thread 81524935 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1042 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:22:58 PM No.81524935
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>be me
>having sex
>feel myself about to coom
>fuck fuck fuck it's too soon I can't finish now
>le idea
>instantly feel some relief at my quick thinking
>I know! I'll just think of my mom! That'll stop me from cumming for a little bit
>Think of my mom
>Instantly cum the biggest and hardest load of my life as I'm unable to stop myself from letting out an earth shattering moan until I'm on the verge of tears and passing out

This... this is just a... coincidence, right guys?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:48 PM No.81524944
>>81524935 (OP)
you'd have to be giga stupid to buy that product
so
yes
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:14 PM No.81524950
Your greentext is so ass fuck off sexhaver
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:27:32 PM No.81524971
>>81524944
Product?
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
6/17/2025, 11:28:11 PM No.81524975
>>81524935 (OP)
Classical conditioning. Stick a finger in your butt in every conversation with your dad and eventually you'll feel like he's railing you whenever you talk to him
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:11 PM No.81524985
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>>81524935 (OP)
Do men really? Like do they really?
Replies: >>81525088 >>81525111 >>81525116
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:45:33 PM No.81525088
>>81524985
Do we what?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:48:59 PM No.81525111
>>81524985
Are we not accepted to cum whenever we want during sex?
It's true, sadly.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:49:43 PM No.81525116
>>81524985
Do men have sex? No, not really
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:06 AM No.81525882
Do guys actually cum fast? I'm a faggot but most guys last at least 10 minutes, even the ones that aren't actively jerking
Replies: >>81525899
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:29 AM No.81525898
>>81524935 (OP)
You are supposed to think about song lyrics or something
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:29 AM No.81525899
>>81525882
Most gays are porn and/or sex addicts so naturally they'd last longer