to the anon who recommended this Tinder opener line: thank you

>>81530204 (OP)
someone said it was cringe, and anon said
>it just werks
it literally just werks

>>81530204 (OP)
girls really are npc's huh, all programmed with the same userscript to respond similarly to the same messages

>>81530204 (OP)
someone also suggested to increase the vibrance and saturation. did that on my main photo, got like 10 matches that night.

>>81530204 (OP)
No way that fucking works! WTF!

There's vomit on my sweater already moms spaghetti

>>81530229
I was surprised myself, but I would trust the folks on here over Reddit. I'm always seeking the new metagame. I can't be fucked to actually text. I need to find out the proper response tree diagram is for this opener, though. I'm not sure to follow up with this. I'm doing okay so far, but I'm just winging it.

>>81530204 (OP)
>if you need opening lines for a girl to recognize you shes made for the streets
>if you cant come up with good lines and need other peoples help youre a loser
enjoy getting cheated on

>>81530250
serious dating on tinder-esque apps are for squares. I'm just here for the easy pussy.

>>81530204 (OP)
how does that shit work? what even

>>81530204 (OP)
>>81530207
>>81530214
>>81530218
All ugly Asians, try it on an attractive non-bug girl and see what happens
>>81530260
Oh okay then you're straight up just lying to these whores because you have yellow fever. I do actually respect that more.

>>81530207
>>81530214
>>81530218
>messaging 3rd world asians
anon you're playing on easy mode. you could literally say anything.

>>81530204 (OP)
Im the anon who told you the line, and Im really happy for you
It just works, guys

>literally all of them are SEA phishers

okay so at least you're getting better at hiding the racebait and passportbro shit but like seriously why do you need to post this?

the validation/sex(?) you get from these girls isn't enough? Like seriously what is enough for you? It's an upsetting level of insecure ego that makes me uncomfortable to witness

and honestly the worst part is, this would be a perfectly valid route for a lot of lonely (white) men but people like you give it such a bad look that men who try to find a SEA gf end up looking the same as child molesters to society at large

>>81530204 (OP)
>>81530207
>>81530214
Giving women rights was a mistake.

i hate dating and these flirting games. acting like a monkey to entertain some braindead foid. my father and grandfather didnt have to go through this bullshit. their relationships developed naturally. i was born in the worst fucking century

>>81530204 (OP)
>your hand looks heavy...

>What the fuck are you calling me fat?

>>81531167
I enjoy having conversations about things that interest me. dating app metagaming is interesting to me. too much to ask?
>>81531585
i agree man. thankfully dating apps aren't the only options, and IRL it's easier to get a woman to swoon for you in other ways. for strict 0 effort 0 brainpower hookups though, I'm willing to dance like a monkey if I can learn the required choreography and recite it on autopilot.
>>81530363
It's best to outsource these things to other people who already have skin in the game instead of learning the hard way and wasting would-be hookups.
>just werks
she agreed to fuck on Friday.
>picrel
blurred so you guys don't ruin my chances by adding her and doing some dumb shit

>>81532847
Bruh, you're in Thailand, you could say anything and not fail.

>>81532957
i wish that were the case. maybe for more attractive guys. i get ghosted almost every time I don't open with the heavy hand line.

>>81532969
Really? Wtf is this world coming to?

>>81530204 (OP)
>>81530207
>>81530214
>>81530218
Having to play these games in order to bag a woman, this life is so cringe, death can't come soon enough.

>>81531585
>pic
I wish women like that were real...
So cute, bros

>>81532847
>guys this corny dad-joke tier opening line works every time!
>See, I'm staying at a fancy hotel in Bangkok and I already got a local girl to meet me for sex!
Oh man this is hilarious, good one OP you had me going for a minute there.

>>81530241
>punani
lol this shit was made by a nigger

>>81533422
reading comprehension is at an all time low here. I'm not in Bangkok, that's why I mentioned I'd be leaving the area.
>fancy
I pay $10 a night for a bed and bathroom with nothing else. It's purely a fuckchamber and way to save money while I work remote.
>>81533246
it really is a cringe jestermaxxed existence if your face isn't enough to entice a girl. the hoops we have to jump through

this one is 18. i'm just spamming the same heavy hands line and it works every time. i shouldn't be sharing this meta because girls will catch on if every guy says it. but fuck it it's just funny to me

>>81534228
are you fucking them or just flirting on the internet

>>81530204 (OP)
just gonna keep showing you guys how braindead easy this strat is

>>81534235
well I got here yesterday, so I've only just started planting the seeds. Went on one date today, made out. Made plans to fuck her on friday and probably fuck into saturday. Lining up some more girls as we speak. Maybe I should stay here longer before heading back to BKK. I didn't expect so much success

>>81534250
>>81530204 (OP)
I notice I have better luck w this strat when they message me first. I have a bunch of girls who didn't msg me back who I msged first. but EVERY single girl who msged me first kept the convo going after I hit em with the heavy hands. i need more metabreaking strats, this shit is truly overpowered and needs a nerf

>>81534302
also, don't forget to up the vibrance and saturation of ur photos. idk if it's just Asians or what, but it started making girls call me cute when they otherwise didn't. i think this is a white only strat. I think white skin is more appealing to them under this filter. it makes us look more like "moviestars".

>>81530352
>All ugly Asians, try it on an attractive non-bug girl and see what happens
I will try it and report back when I have the opportunity. I want a similar working opening line for non-asians if this doesn't transfer over well.