Thread 81530621

Whats the weirdest thing you've ever found snooping around where you shouldn't have been?

>>81530621 (OP)
I found glow in the dark condoms at my grandparents house when we were cleaning it out.

>>81530621 (OP)
I tried this back in highschool, it'd always come out tasting vinegary and wouldn't get me drunk.

>>81530663
Kinda need yeast to make it work dude

>>81530621 (OP)
lmao do americans really? i thought they only did that in prison.

>>81530621 (OP)
Is this what people do in fake countries to get some alcohol?
My parents always let me have the foam from their beers.

>>81530684
At first i thought this was some weird drug thing but its just fermenting stuff to make alcohol. Sad state of affairs.

>>81530621 (OP) I once did some house sitting at my brother's house when him and his wife went on holiday.

I snooped around their bedroom and found a strap on dildo with several different sized attachments. Apparently, my brother likes getting pegged. What a fag lol.

>>81530738
Did you put tobaco sauce on it for a hot surprise the next time he uses it?

>>81530738
Admit it, you were jealous as fuck, your brother gets a 20 inch plastic cock up his ass every night sending him to prostate heaven but you sit at home alone masturbating

>>81530965
kek btfo'd that virgin freak

>>81530663
it got contaminated

>>81530965
>>81530997
You homosexuals are such a weird bunch.

>>81531580
>having sex with a woman makes you gay

>>81531618
>Getting your asshole penetrated isnt gay.
Maybe in America lol

>>81530738
>I snooped around their bedroom
Kill yourself you subhuman retard. People like you deserve to be nailed to a wall and left to rot

>>81530621 (OP)
>Hey reddit, I snooped around a teenage girls bedroom!!!

>>81530621 (OP)
Some guys overnight bag in my ex gfs house. A gallon bag of weed in my mom's bottom dresser drawer. Hash, a bowl, and a onie in the parents kitchen cupboard. A bag of weed in my cousin's panty drawer. Probably more that I don't remember.

>>81530663
when the alcohol is exposed to air it turns to vinegar, so too much air or too long.

>>81531522
>>81532905
Yeah makes sense, I was a retarded poorfag freshmen and I couldn't get balloons, so I filled a gallon container about a quarter of the way up and tried to manually burp it.

>>81533244
ah yeah, you should've filled it at least 2/3, maybe more.

and at first it's ok to just let it "sizzle", have the cap on but loose enough.

>>81530621 (OP)
My roommate had been writing fanfiction about a fictional relationship between us, he left it open on his desk and I glanced over it when I went to get something for him. I almost think he wanted me to see it, but I never said anything because then I'd reveal myself as being a snoop.

>>81533343
Fun fanfiction there. Will use it for a story someday