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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:08:01 PM No.81531030
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What are some observable differences between millennials and zoomers?

I think millennials are obsessed with doing things the correct way having esoteric knowledge gives you status, like the coffee autism thing whereas zoomers will become visibly if you try and explain anything
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:04 PM No.81531144
>>81531030 (OP)
zoomers are intellectual niggers but also the semi-rare subject obsessed zoomer neg-diffs any millennial.
basically zoomers have a wider standard dev for intelligence ime
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:48 PM No.81531154
>>81531030 (OP)
Why is the left not dithered but the right is?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:08 PM No.81531169
>>81531030 (OP)
zoomers be like "education? no thanks, I'd rather eat laundry detergent"
but millennials are all "I have six figures of school debt and I'm 38"
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:33 PM No.81531176
>>81531030 (OP)
Explain millennial coffee autism to me?
I was born in 1992, and I remember when I was a kid multiple cartoons depicting coffee as something adults love.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:19 PM No.81531181
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no clue man I'm so immature and fried from the internet that my zoomer co-workers are often surprised to learn I'm in my 30s. they always think I'm like 25.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:34 PM No.81531184
>>81531169
>be like
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:43 PM No.81531186
>>81531169
>I have six figures of school debt and I'm 38
Please notice my post-ironic punchline senpais >_<
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:37:11 PM No.81531199
>>81531184
chya
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:25 PM No.81531220
>>81531030 (OP)
Millennial humor is much closer to boomer humor than zoomer humor.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:26 PM No.81531221
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zoomers seem to be more PC in their language.
millennials seem more cynical about life and rightfully so.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:42 PM No.81531225
>>81531176
millennial coffee autism is when they pretend to give a shit about single-source, fair trade, flavors and hints, etc. in that trademark weird failed new age virtue signally libshit way.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:47 PM No.81531237
>>81531221
>zoomers seem to be more PC
Cumtown/Red Scare/Shane Gillis have empowered a whole generation of losers, anorexics, and frat boys, respectively, to bring back retard as an insult
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:42:46 PM No.81531244
>>81531225
What's wrong with giving a shit about fair trade coffee? You want people to not be paid fairly? Fuck you!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:50:42 PM No.81531300
>>81531225
I did get hit with coffee autism pretty hard, til I bought an automatic pour over. now I can't remember the proper times and temperatures for it.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:55:21 PM No.81531326
>>81531300
I'm a zoom zoom and I only got grazed by coffee autism as a broke college student with an aeropress. I regularly scout out new beans and try and lock down ideal brew variables but unless someone asks with genuine interest I'm never going to talk about it lmao
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:00 PM No.81531330
>>81531030 (OP)
Zoomers often have atrocious social skills and are extremely rude or the complete opposite and there's almost no in between.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:56:28 PM No.81531337
>>81531030 (OP)
>whereas zoomers will become visibly if you try and explain anything
Become visibly what? You illiterate fag.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:04:36 PM No.81531403
>>81531144
I think millennials are more like that, we were obsessed with fuckin bitches and people in my class made fun of people who were virgins. We were obsessed with basketball cards and black culture, we used to wear basketball hats despite not being in America.

>>81531030 (OP)
A bit quieter but they they think before they speak, more chill type of people. Take their health more seriously and generally more intellectual or nerdy. In comparison the millenials seem more angry, the fuck you looking at sort of attitude. Pretty poor computer skills, the fuck the schools doing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:17:25 PM No.81531495
>>81531030 (OP)
millenials are poor and whine a lot and are into virtue signaling
zoomies have no attention span. i cant wait to see if they become more successful than millennials just because i think it would be funny to watch my gen seethe more
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:19:57 PM No.81531506
>>81531337
>becomes visibly
lol zoomie fell for it again
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:29:19 PM No.81531985
>>81531030 (OP)
Millenials are very effeminate and obsessed with fitting in, whereas zoomers are very masculine and individualistic.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:35:47 PM No.81532019
>>81531985
Many zoomers are ultra hardline leftists. Zoomers are less left-wing than millenials, but the ones that are left wing are like really into it