I can't believe how I just have the worst luck. I wonder if normal people constantly have days like this.

So, my right ear took some noise damage and started humming real bad. Like, I can barely hear anything other than this loud blasting from my right side. I'm an autistic 35yo incel virgin and there's nothing I hate worse than noises so this has been really anxiety-inducing psychologically.

After returning from the hospital, I got back home and my right eye started itching. I looked at it, and there was a huge bubble on my eye. The surface of my eye started peeling off somehow, I dont know the medical terms for these things. So, my panic levels hit new heights and I go bike back to the hospital. And of course it starts pouring hard, the first proper rain in months. I'm now sitting in the emergency room posting this, in kafkaesque disbelief.

Can this even be real, anon? The fuck is going on with my life? Right now everyone else is fucking their wives, enjoying their flawless lives, and my body is falling apart for no reason.

Embrace your fate as Nurgle's blessed champion op.

>>81531927
>Nurgle's blessed champion
Is that some kind of fuckign poke mon

I'm OP and the eye issue got fixed. So there's only my blocked / humming ear.

My eye surface got irritated by something and developed some kind of pocket. It has already settled. Probably due to stress, as I have been freaking out about my ear

>my body is falling apart for no reason
There is always a reason. In the modern world, the most common reason by far is toxin exposure and nutrient deficiencies

>>81531109 (OP)
>Can this even be real, anon? The fuck is going on with my life? Right now everyone else is fucking their wives, enjoying their flawless lives, and my body is falling apart for no reason.
Nobody has a.flawless life and you're still way ahead of these kids (pic related).