Getting sex is easy if you just make a girl feel comfortable with you.

>shits on your cock because he doesn't have a pussy

>>81534395 (OP)
This disgusting creature believes it actually looks good, huh?

>>81534395 (OP)
Neat, maybe they'll show me their prolapsed anus

>>81534395 (OP)
Why do trannies act like gay men.

>>81534485
Because they are just gay men, or men who want to be the women they jerk off to

>>81534540
This. Imagine being an incel who gets zero attention and then someone validates your biggest fetish.

>>81534485
I thought it would be hot to get fucked like a woman.
But when I tried having a guy from grindr fuck me it just felt disgusting. He smelled like a man and feeling a man on top of me with his hair and rough skin was the least arousing thing possible.
After I shit out his cum I threw out my crossdressing clothes, gave up on gooning, and started going to Church.

>>81534540
sure but who cares honestly, why punch down when you can punch up

>>81534609
Christ alive everything about this made gave me uncontrollable vertigo i think i have to lie down......

>>81534609
And they all clapped

>>81534609
Literally a made up piece of homosexual fantasy writing.

>>81534609
bruh... say sike right now

um why is her pussy juices thick and brown and smell like poo

>>81534609
Thanks for making me hard, faggot.

>>81534485
Not true. Gay men don't go into the female bathroom to rape women.

>>81534395 (OP)
>Gay men are promiscuous.
Who would have guessed.

>>81534609
i've given a lot of blowjobs (triple digits) but never enjoyed anal, the fantasy is nothing like the reality of it. i only ended up ever trying it a handful of times and the only time i ever "enjoyed it" was when i specifically told a guy he could NOT do it and he held me down and did it anyways. enjoy is in quotes because my body came but i felt like my mind was just dissociated the whole time. the cleanup is gross and if you don't do a lot of prep it gets gross in the middle, too

>>81534609
Here's your wholesome trad husbando, femanons.

>>81536227
>100+ blowjobs
Damn. Do you just see dicks when you're drifting off to sleep each night like how people see tetris blocks when they go to sleep after playing a lot of tetris?

>>81536440
Not when going to sleep, no, but I daydream about it all the time. Giving blowjobs was my only sexual outlet for years.

>>81536483
Do most dicks look the same?

>>81536489
No. Heads can be very different shapes (wide like a mushroom tip, oddly flat, long/thin compared to the shaft giving it kind of a conical look), some shafts don't have visible veins at all while others have 3+ very thick ones, some shafts are straight or bend in one direction only at the base while others curve along the length, some grow hair like halfway up the shaft and others are smooth from the base up, and of course cut ones look very different from uncut ones. Chubby guys also have a thick pad around their cock that the cock kind of sinks into.

>>81536531
>>81536489
oh, there's also birth marks (some guys have several of them or big ones that alter the appearance) and some frenulums are really thick. Even the hole at the tip of the cock can be kind of small or a longer slit.

>>81534609
and then everybody in the parish clapped

>>81534485
most of them act like autistic straight men

>>81534609
this is going to be me when the gooning gets out of control

>>81536227
that's hot as fuck

>>81537220
>that's hot as fuck
what, the sex? basically,
>post an ad on craigslist, the usual, shirtless pic, 19m, want to give oral
>guy emails me, agree to meet
>asks if i want to fuck, say no
>exchange phone numbers, texts me when he's on his way, asks if i want to fuck, say no
>texts me when he's down the street from my house, go get in his car, find a dark semi-private place to park
>asks me if he can fuck me, say no
"get in the backseat, he spreads a big towel out over the seat, pulls his pants down, start doing my thing, he asks me if he can fuck me, say no
>he's really hard but after like 10 minutes i can tell he's starting to get a little softer
>he takes it out of my mouth, no words, just maneuvers around and behind me and starts yanking my jeans down
>don't know what to do, he's rubbing it against my butt, can feel after a second it's like diamond hard again
>pushes my head into the corner of the seat and door
>ow ow OW OW OW OW
>zone out, try to focus on the feeling of my head being bumped against the door instead of the burning down there
>can feel my own dick straining against the cheap badly fitting panties i wore
>one of his arms is resting on my back, the other hand is around my neck but not choking me
>eventually start to feel a really full sensation down there and like im about to go to the bathroom
>cock twitching, can feel my thigh getting wet from my own cum
>"huh."
>a short while later he finishes without saying anything or moaning much, but lays on top of me breathing heavily for maybe half a minute
>pulls out, wipes himself with the towel
>wipe myself tenderly, hurts, don't bother looking
>he gives me a ride home
>can't sit without terrible pain
the end

>>81538129
I'm gonna jerk off to this before going to bed
did you let him do it because you couldn't get him off with your mouth?
do you feel like less of a man now?
do you jerk off to the memory?
did it change your sexuailty?

>>81538159
i had blown a lot of guys before him, i knew i could do it. i dunno what it's like to feel like a man. i was porn addicted from a young age and couldn't cum when i tried sex with a girl. my only experience with a male orgasm happening in the context of being intimate with someone else has been a man using my body so he can cum. i do jerk off to a lot of trap stuff because anal can be hot in fantasies but i don't like it in reality

>>81538179
are you jerking off to being the trap or to fucking the trap?

>>81538295
being... I want it to be good