This could be you btw, be glad with what you have

>>81534478 (OP)
I am glad. Thank you.

>we are planning for a baby
I fucking hate these "people" who ruin children's lives for no reason

>>81534497
You want to blame someone? Blame the people who are constantly screaming about birthrates and want to ban abortion. This is literally what they want - a world of loveless marriages and unloved kids. Remember, we are a K-selected species.

>>81534497
This is a joke post and that's the punchline, my autistic friend

>>81534478 (OP)
I hate when people bitch about their job being monotonous. That's what work is. You should have become an ER doctor or a green beret if you didn't want something monotonous.

>>81534534
The joke works because it reflects reality. So many miserable pieces of shit hit 30, have an internal crisis, and decide its time to spawn a kid with their retarded whore of a high school sweeatheart. If it were entirely fictitious I wouldn't be here today to tell you this.

>>81534593
Well, you know how it is. You do what you can to keep the species alive. If you just wait for the right partner you'll probably die alone.

>>81534603
>You do what you can to keep the species alive
oh no theres only 8,000,000,000 people we're doomed

>>81534628
Who might as well not exist, as far as your drive to reproduce is concerned.

>>81534667
are heterofags npcs? do you make every decision with your penis instead of your brain?

>>81534478 (OP)
Yeah that's why I prefer staying alone honestly. Being stuck in a loveless marriage is one of my worst nightmares.

>>81534478 (OP)
>we are planing for a baby
Pfff hahaha
Normies are something else. I love how he added that by the very end to really drive the joke home

>>81534681
Yeah. You don't?