Thread 81536070

Would femoids appreciate it if your moid rubbed lotion on her pregnant belly in order to prevent her getting stretch marks?

>>81536070 (OP)
that would be cute but only if he did it for me he's not supposed to care about stretch marks

This image is way more hot and interesting than whatever you posted about. I want to give a girl oral sex so badly.

>>81536070 (OP)
>standing on his dick
Bro get a better fetish holy shit dude.

Go smack your cock with a rubber mallet if you think that weird crap is hot.

>>81536093
I'd let her crush my dick with an actual mallet if it meant I got some pussy on my mouth.

>>81536080
I thought women care about that stuff 88w88

>>81536088
My subject topics are actually really interesting thank you very much.

>>81536115
i already have them and i hope that by the time i have children i am mature enough to not care about it

>>81536115
Not more interesting than Bea sex

>>81536126
Understandable anon, make sure to look after yourself so you can be most comfy.

>>81536151
Is love not more important than sex.

>>81536172
Sex with Bea is love

>>81536212
I wish women were real, that would make life so much easier.

>>81536262
If women were real we would be having sex with them right now.

>>81536126
>>81536080
>>81536070 (OP)
TAKING CARE OF A PREGNANT CHICK AND MAKING SURE SHE'S TAKING ALL OF HER SUPPLEMENTS AND STAYING HEALTHY AND SHIT WOULD BE WIZARD AS FUCK

UNFORTUNATELY I'M A SAVAGE LIFTA' SAGE AND AM LIKELY TO EAT ANY WOMAN WHO GETS NEAR ME DUE TO AN INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR FRESH PROTEIN BUT IT'S A NICE THOUGHT.

>>81536070 (OP)
I already have stretch marks from being a fatty but he can rub lotion on my belly just for the sensual aspect.

>>81536267
It should have been me, really makes you think.

>>81536430
Don't you think you should be getting healthy, then you wont have to be fat and have stretch marks.

>>81536502
Stretch marks don't go away after losing weight lmao.

>>81536070 (OP)
Damn go inside wtf she's fuckin freezing lmao

>>81536585
She is very fit so she produces alot of energy to heat herself up with. You should feel inspired by her anon.

>>81536502
terrible idea. she should let me park her in a nice big chair surrounded with food and a nice computer and lots of weed so she gains a lot more weight

>>81536677
The big chair with food and a computer sounds nice but drugs scare me :(

>>81536703
Weed is less impactful than alcohol

>>81536727
>Weed is less impactful than alcohol
I don't drink either, though. Alcohol also scares me. Worst I do is drink caffeine, but even then, energy drinks also scare me so I avoid those.