What is one to do as a mid-early 20s NEET with autism, social anxiety, and a lack of skills or talents?

What are the chillest and easiest jobs someone in my position could get? I live in a large city but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot going on in the job market.

>Get Autismbucks
>Get easy Part-time job, there are some organizations that specialaze hiring autists, the disabled etc
>Try to find easy job like scanning documments or something.

>>81536565 (OP)
Satan will never hire you for anything except the shit he wont do himself. Satan is here in his own human bodies. He literally named himself Satan, or god. God is dog backwards, its essential to understand he named himself after castration. God has sex with most of the girls, he is your competition for everything, because he is in his own bodies. He named himself after his greed, and his cruelty. He made this financial system because it helps distribute assets among his own clones, while also being allowed to parade his wealth in public, right next to us. He has his own army called the police. His own brainwashing network called the media. Every person in porn is god. Its one of his methods of control, god doesnt say its alright to be poor and not reproduce. He actually shows you what hes doing on video, and humiliates you. He says you just arent good enough. While never admitting he is in love with his slaves and what they produce. While enjoying his sex life and mansions, god occasionally comes into our houses to rape and sexually humiliate us in his ghost form. Thats an actual truth about this world.

>>81536690
Getting autism bucks is notoriously difficult where I live.

>>81536796
Difficult, but not impossible!

>>81536565 (OP)
I have general bucks bc I don't have the knack for getting schizobucks

>>81536820
What do you mean by "general bucks"?

>>81536834
I mean that I live in the first world and get bucks simply for being poor, although I did only get them bc I got literal schizophrenia which I refuse treatment for as I can manage it myself.

Security officer, just try to get assigned to a location that's either empty or chill. First few weeks might be awkward, but it's easy. I only quit because I got burnt out after five years.

>>81536869
i fucking love being a night shift security guard, feels like im playing the start of a generic horror game

>>81536848
I live with my parents and we're not poor enough for those kinds of gibs

>>81536887
I used to listen to true crime podcast while doing it. It definitely puts you on edge, but it makes you feel alive.

>>81536869
Security guard was actually one of the ideas I was tossing around for a while but apparently you need a license in my state

>>81536895
Yeah I got them while homeless, but I could've got them even still living with my parents

>>81536565 (OP)
If you can get a custodial position for a public school district, Uni, or college get the night shift. The pay isn't the best but the benefits, and retirement plans are pretty good.

>>81536915
Real people arent allowed to work at a job like that. God works as all the security guards. He also is the one watching every camera. Which really makes us ask, why the fuck did he do that? He is also watching us pee and Jack off. Most likely cameras and such exist to protect his own assets in some way. Because its more efficient to use physical scare tactics as a preventative measure. As in, if a real person wanted to steal something, he knows there will be video evidence. Knowing god is watching you steal it was likely deemed not impactful enough. Im not making this up. Obviously, god likes gold and women. He likes the pretty ones the best. But theres real people here too. So thats why reality has this huge type of layer of delirium so to speak. There is magic and omnipotence happening. While also real physical labor. And a tremendous amount of lies to keep us confused.

>>81536915
Getting the license is honestly easy, unless they've changed it. You attend a 3 day course and then do a written test. They'll pay for your hotel if you live a bit away.

Just make sure you're clean. They do saliva tests.

>>81536973
For a variety of reasons, I can't take the test, even if I wanted to.

>>81536565 (OP)
work at a pizza place anon, i'd be jealous of you makin pizza for a job, and making a life with a career in pizza eaterys and establishment
and you should figure this out yourself honestly, you know yourself best, not random people on the internet, maybe 7-11 as they have good teaching modules and nice things to eat

>>81537420
I'm not working in the fast food industry and r9k is probably the place with the largest groups of people online who are in a position similar to mine

>>81537472
fast food industry is pretty nice if you're trying to get a entry job, if you start off as a dishwasher its pretty comfy, and even then, you're expecting someone who never met you IRL to give you ideas on where to start, and here you are rejecting my suggestions entirely, best of luck Anon, i wish you the best in taking those proper good steps for a better life, peace be with you and to your mentality as well,

>>81536565 (OP)
>mid-early 20s NEET
>autism
>social anxiety
>lack of skills or talents
Have you ever had a job before? If no then you'll have to explain why you've never had a job. If you have then you have to explain the gap in your history. Where is your autism on a scale of 1 to 10? Same for social anxiety? At any job there'll be a social aspect to it where there are normies who don't understand a robot. Normies live in a different world. You have to work on your autism and social anxiety

>What are the chillest and easiest jobs someone in my position could get?
Security, warehouse, janitor. Depends what post or warehouse you end up at. Some warehouses are legal sweatshops while others are more relaxed. Some security jobs have you standing around like a cock and greeting normies while others you get to just walk around at your own pace, scan a bunch of points, and if you time it out then you have at least an hour or two of chill downtime.
Night shifts are more relaxed and calm

>>81536915
Getting a security "license" is a fucking joke.
>T. In california
To be a basic security rent a cop, no gun, no nothing, no baton or pepper spray, just a generic rent a cop is like 60 bucks, it lasts for 2 years, you have to attend a "class" where you watch a video or two, take a bullshit test that is common sense questions, and they pass you and the license comes in the mail after a week or two. The temporary license shows up online and you use that to get hired while you wait for the physical copy to come in the mail

>>81537509
Thanks for your kind words, anon.
I actually have had jobs before, one in retail and one in a warehouse.

I don't plan on going into the food industry because I've heard horror stories of how bad it really is and the warehouse was bad enough.

>>81537525
I've had jobs before but I do agree that I'll likely have to come up with an explanation of why I was unemployed for so long.
As for my autism, I'd probably place it anywhere from 4 to 6 out of ten. My social anxiety is probably a 7 or 8 out of 10 but I have been able to work past it enough to help customers with questions or issues.


Security is what I was hoping for but they require a license and I have 0 money saved up so I can't even pay for the course. Nighttime security sounds like the perfect job for a robot and I'm in one of the states that takes that license shit seriously.

>>81536565 (OP)
19 m NEET
I don't do anything. I have no hobbies or skills. All I do is browse 4chan and watch YouTube. My existence is meaningless.

>>81538141
I'm the same
At least you're younger than I am
Feels like just yesterday I was 19

>>81536565 (OP)
>no one asked this question yet
I know it's been a day or two but
Do you lift? Do you work out?
Gym front desk, super easy job and you're around all sorts of different people who are working out all day. The weights will beckon to you after your shift. You can meet nice people there.
Since you'll be working there, other people won't think twice about you working out after your shift because you basically belong there.
Don't even work there for the money because even though it's "chill" it's usually temporary. Try to gaslight yourself into loving the gym.
When you get sick of it, you can leave for something else and still go to the gym.
And when you leave you'll have that gym notch under your belt for a passion.

>>81538935
>I know it's been a day or two
I thought I had my catalog sorted by date, never mind.

>>81538935
I don't work out. And honestly, I'm hoping for a full time job, one that doesn't necessarily have to pay super well, just a liveable amount.

>>81537525
just lie and say you had other jobs or worked for your family it's what i did and i got my first real job at mid 20s lol

>>81540332
Where do you work, anon?
Is it easy/comfy?