>waaaah I don't wanna die for Israel
Since when was this board filled with such pussies? Men were put on this earth to FIGHT
I'm a ride or die magachad, Trump tells me to go to war, I go the fuck to war
Iran is a degenerate nation of browns. They shouldn't have WMDs and as an American male, you have a duty to protect the freedom of your country
>But Israel isn't my country
Where the fuck else do you think Iran is gonna bomb if Israel is no more? They'll start sending missiles right in your hometown
No only that but you have to admit, Israel can be kinda based sometimes. They make Muzzies and troons seethe
Plus some of the hottest actresses are kikes. Like scarjo or natalie Portman
Think about it

This post glows.
Oregano.

The entire world is against you, wretched jew. Your only option is to destroy it. I'm fine with that too.

>>81536872 (OP)
It's just nihilistic crabs in the bucket mentality. They hate anyone doing something more interesting with their lives. They imagine they're sticking it to some "glowie" or hurting a patriotic persons emotions by parroting the same comments like an NPC (eg: 'not dying for isreal'), but reality is nothing ever happens and they do it so often it's just background noise. Worse they become easily trolled by pretending to sincerely be a neo-con militarist. Although some are just butt hurt 3rd worlders.

>>81536872 (OP)
>freedom of your country
Since when is America a free country?

>>81536872 (OP)
I don't understand this line of thinking, who cares if Iran has nukes, they won't nuke us because Nuclear deterrence from the cold war is still a thing. You nuke me, I nuke you. They won't do anything at all to us.

>>81536872 (OP)
You recruiters should shoot yourself in the balls with a .45, seriously.

>>81537051
Do you see how combat veterans and conscripts are treated? You get absolutely nothing but crippled, PTSD and spat on in this country. Literally chattel slavery for men

>>81536872 (OP)
Maybe you should AI generate some soldiers

>>81536872 (OP)
I even came up with a little song:

It's time to be a man
And go to war with Iran
We must do all we can
For it's all part of God's plan
Everybody clap your hands

>>81536872 (OP)
I can't tell if this is bait, genuine idiocy, or a mossad operation, but I'm gonna bet on that last one

>>81536872 (OP)
Never in my life did I expect this flavor of psyop to hit /r9k/. Trust me you're way, way off base here.

I dont care about Israel so im not gonna fight for them?

>>81536872 (OP)
Slim pickings at the local high school?

Sorry to hear that mr recruiter

>>81536872 (OP)
> Iran is a degenerate nation of browns
> Meanwhile in Israel they have open gay bars and prostitute out in the open oh also the highest rate of child predators that are protected under Jewish doctrine.

Still not signing up, OP. You should have not rejected me for medical reasons when I attempted to sign up after 9/11.

>>81538066
>implying they're trying to recruit geriatrics

>israel makes troops seethe
Isnt Israel like the gayest country in the world? Meanwhile Iran will literally kill gays

>>81538081
The age cutoff is after 41. By the time I'm 42 (in six months), I will never be eligible to sign up due to age. They have until then, which isn't going to happen because they rejected me before when I signed up a month after a turned 18. Maybe they should have thought then. Now, I'm at my healthiest.