It's bloody hot edition.

no more Morrowindposting from me, muthsera

>>81537016 (OP)
Why there's so many british threads here?

>>81537035
shut the FUCK up you n'wah

>>81537035
england is the poster child for getting mogged by multiculturalism as just appetizer for its colonialism

>>81537035
The real question is, why aren't there more British threads here.

>>81537035
backbone of this board lad
say ''thank you for your service''

I will never be loved. It really is that simple

>>81537111
Are you white? If not its over

icy feelings come to me in a foreign ride desu

any glasgow lids ITT? do you drink buckfast and does it really make you go mental?

imagine doing cex

forgot i had these coffee cans

all-nighter, let's fucking go

Garn watch this Wick and Worty wepisode then garn beddingtons me. Might have some mr porkies scratchings x

I have had my full genome sequenced and I have gilbert's syndrome. That was the only thing it identified. Explained stuff I noticed all my life but never knew why, like things like alcohol having no positive effect on me while it gave other people a social buzz, or even coke back when I tried it doing nothing to me. They just made me tired and, with alcohol, naturally, intoxicated, but none of the positive effects of it. Turns out with gilbert's syndrome you metabolyse them differently so they aren't made as soluble and just go through you more. As a syndrome, it's minor in that most people who have it will never even notice they have it and live their whole lives, it has no real negative effects.

>>81536968
Dnt know.I wna see it now.x

For that lad who wanted to see the guilty sea lion.

Quite common in some population groups
Read somewhere that in general 7% of people have it. More just a genetic quirk than a proper 'syndrome' but I suppose the medical industry has to label everything these days

>>81537189
>it has no real negative effects.
maybe it's a case of 'you won't (or can't) miss it' but i think that sounds like hell, lad.
also if you have
>slower metabolism
>reduced detox capacity
is there not then the risk of you, say, drinking more alcohol, and essentially poisoning yourself?

>>81537203
Apologies its a seal.

>>81537016 (OP)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x80ckkl

Milky stars not as good as when i was a wean.Fink they changed the recipe just like cadburys.Milky ways arent as good anymore either.IT sad x

>>81537193
;_; sorry i can't find it. i just remember you replied, something like "haha like a dog seeing its reflection" or summat to that effect. whatever it was you made me smile.

have this instead

>>81537189
Wait so you're a real life Simpson?

>>81537203
hahaha look at that dog. what a guy.

>>81537211
Yeah 2 cans of beer (like 3 units of alcohol) is enough to give me a headache the next morning. Not sure if it's just the beer I drink being shit though. I can drink loads of cider and no headaches but 2 cans of beer will give me a headache, it doesn't make much sense

I was craving milky ways nd all i could find was aldis knock off which is,,i fink,Dreemy.After all the cravings i had 1 nd i was underwhelmed cus i mind really reeeeeeally liking milky ways back in the day.So i thought this is alright but am sure if i find a real milky way its gna knock my socks off cus this is decent but if it was turned up a notch it would be ideal.Nd then i found real ones in a other shop.Nd it just tasted exactly the same as aldis.

>>81537250
sounds wank. do you like the drinks, even if you don't get the 'buzz' effects?

weird that it effects stimulants AND depressants. but i guess that's just bodies/chemistry being all over the place. you'll just have to stick to psychedelics for the rest of your life.

Gna bed in 10.I went another day w/o vaping.Am 2 days no vape.But ave got the patch stuck on my arm.Am not gna celeberate until thats gone too.And am not gna go on about it until its done so i dont jynx it.Last time i quit codeine which was january i never spoke about it here either cus i knew it would jynx it.Well that failed in the end anyhow but i did get aff it just couldnt stay aff.This time is diffferent.Its for my stp dad.x

Its the longest ave gone w/o vaping since 2017.It weird.Its alright though.

>>81537277
Yeah I enjoy them they do relax me but that's about it. I'm too much of a shut in to have access to things like psychedelics, only thing I tried in recent months was phenibut, which is still mostly considered a nootropic (illegal to sell in the uk, but legal to buy so you can buy from a european seller) but it did make me feel really good for hours.

found it when i was looking for >>81537238 lol

Feels like a hump the pillow kina night in my heart but feels like its not that kina night according to the weather nd the temperature n humidity etc x

>>81537317
Nice work x

Wish ff8 had the same mechanics as ff7/9 and the level scaling so u could grind to get stronger. Making the whole world's monsters scale with you was a bit of a dumb decision by them. I keep meaning to go back and finish it once and for all, as I never did over the years. All the stuff with GF's felt like a clusterfuck too even though the story world and music were on par with the other final fantasys

>>81537358
cheers marra. weird that 4chan filenames is a better image search tool than Google Images nowadays.
stop showing me stock images, Google. use your AI magic or something, you used to be good.

On the subject of oral pleasure am jst remembering 2 christmases ago when i got in the habit with mouthwash nd i left some in on christmas night 2023 for so long that i woke up nd my mouth was burned feeling the entire day.It honestly ruined the day lowkey.Its bc i got in a habit of doing it while i m*sturbated in the bathroom so it was upwards of an hour.That mightbe been the stupidest one.

>>81537367
which one had the card game? friend at school showed me that one, thought it was class how you picked up these cards then there was this whole mini game (guess that's also KotOR and a bunch of other games).

>the whole world's monsters scale with you
i hate this, in general. i just died in a cave in Morrowind and that's completely fine: i made a note that there's a tough hand-to-hand/warhammer guy in there, go back later maybe.

Oblivion was ridiculous when it went from lil goblins to huge demons just casually hanging out in the local park. random bandits now kitted out in full glass armour. Skyrim seems a BIT better, you see a dragon or a giant and think "nah, not today."

Corsodyl n all that. Oh aye.
>>81537431
Triple triad in ff8.Its class.U can play it on desktop too.

>>81537421
not sure i'm following this one but i AM curious. so was it the burning, or something? was that... pleasant?

i like spicy food and chillies (stuff you, anon-who-said-that-was-R*ddit. you are correct, but still.)
anyway i once mentioned my hands/eyes were stinging to a friend in a text and she said something like, "don't touch your cock then hehehe" out of the blue.

is chilli-wanking a thing? i need to know.

>>81537440
Got to be careful with regular corsodyl mouthwash, excessive use can make your teeth yellow. The corsodyl daily is fine thought thats a different type. The regular one is for treatment or gum disease.

on that knife sharpening grind (heh)

my AnySharp(TM) thing is a bit shite. don't know if i've fucked it somehow, i've watched videos and i'm definitely using it properly, it just doesn't magically make my knives ultra-sharp like it claims.

should i just get a sharpening steel? are they easy to use/get a feel for?

>>81537542
Isnt that a honing edge to straighten the blade? I think you have to use a different tool to sharpen a knife my lid.

Gna ple*sure myself in bed with the window open so i dont overheat.Its my bed time.Bye bye xxxx

>>81537440
>U can play it on desktop too.
i like the idea of going around the world collecting the cards, buying/trading/finding them, however it works.
someone also made a program reimplementation of that KotOR card game but you can just pick whatever cards, in the actual game you're like "holy hell i found a +5! now i will win all the games in the cantinas"

maybe i will play the 3D Final Fantasies some day. tried to replay FF7 with all the modern PC software. worked great, but the game itself is just so. fucking. slow. all the transitions to get into battles and things.
the 2D ones didn't have that, so i am blaming intentional design choices here.

>>81537563
what's the diff? just looked on Amazon for 'sharpening steel' (or wands, or rods, whatever they get called).
seen them in Wilko back in the day, and on every chef programme. just assumed it's a combo of 'looks cool' and keeping the knife sharp.

>>81537619
Yea in the remasters of the ps1 games.On ps4 n stuff they added fast forward.L2 or L3 I think.Pokemon is like that a bit after ruby sapphire w the weather effects n stuff.You dont notice when youre a wean for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSS4winolgc
this looks neat. title/concept is a bit clickbait-y but it's an interesting prototype of a PS2 game.
apparently the final game was meh (looks more traditional level -> vehicle section -> level from videos). and not what this guy intended.

although he is also a massive Christ-head and wanted it to be all religious. don't know why. just let kids hop around platforms and fly spaceships.

Cant skip cutscenes in sun/moon,,its bloody mental cus theyre so long

Xbox360 era lassies were always cute

>>81537843
back when they werent afraid to give girls big booba

>>81537757
the PC programs have this: i used FFNx and you can press the shoulder buttons or a shortcut to speed up the game. but i've gone off doing that in emulators, kind of want the original experience same way i don't use save states.
don't mind minor quality of life fixes, and there's this whole community of FF7 modders doing stuff from improving the textures to weird furry nonsense.

this one looks like a larf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKKj8dbZ90
they voiced the whole game, added naughty words and such.

>>81537634
2 completely different tools. A honing edge straightens the knifes edge to prevent it from going blunt. A sharpening tool makes the knife sharper making a more finer cut. To be honest lad im not an expert on it, I would recommend watching a guide on how to sharpen knifes at a professional level if you want to get into it.

Elizabeth was a cutie in bioshock

Neways night night. Early start tomoz.Xx

>>81537866
>I would recommend watching a guide on how to sharpen knifes at a professional level if you want to get into it.
will do. REALISTICALLY i will probably just try some other gizmo and see if it just werks, but if not, i might as well learn this as a skill.

i got decent knives as a birthday present a few years ago and i'd rather sharpen them than end up buying new ones. they have a Japanese-sounding name, and
>Japanese inspired blade shapes
so they must be good.

they COULD be authentic Japanese knives, with steel folded 1,000 times.

they're not, but they COULD be.

>>81537016 (OP)
Why does the UK have such a massive bureaucracy?
Like Holy fuck, I thought New York was bad but the UK is like the deepstate paradise.
Unelected MFers working in institutions can just make polices and the Brits have to along with it. Jesus fucking Christ.
Britain is beyond lost.

>>81538022
it's dawning on me that Americans, in general, really just do not like 'the state'. as though it's inherently bad and something to be avoided.

In that beddingtons me. Fan on. ASMR time x

Ruthmong why dont you just get a job you love?

I see whydontanon is up at the crack of dawn

>>81539071
Why don't you go to bed?

Morning lads, at that toilberg again.

Me and Shippy attending Pride Parade this weekend

Anyone know anything about "adult social care"? I've been offered a care worker since I'm autistic and living alone. What's the likelihood of it being an attractive woman? Because otherwise I'm not interested

>>81539526
>Pride parade
Which one

>>81539567
Nevermind its not this weekend, ill make this post again in two weeks

Pale skin with tattoos looks so gross

>>81539676
...said only gay men

>>81539698
not him but there is nothing wrong with being gay

Back hurts, need a better mattress

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/average-age-of-us-women-giving-birth-increases-to-nearly-30-cdc-5873812

This is the new hypergamous normal in matriarchyworld now, boyim.

We're sleeping around on Chad's harem cock carousel throughout our 20's in our prime and then once we're 30 we are finally ready to settle down with a "good guy" betabuxxer paypiggie boyim non-Chad man like yourself :-)

Isn't that great? You get to raise Chad's bastard spawn and maybe if you're lucky we'll let you impregnate us so we can give you inferior offspring tainted by telegony. Also, we won't ever be able to properly pairbond with you due to having slept around with Chad previously (he took our virginities too).

female co-worker with a vanilla flavoured perfume, revolting

>>81539976
How's the breeding program going anyway?

>>81539976
getting strong incel vibes from this post desu

>drank 5 beers last night
>got work now
im a tard, lads

>>81540027
Good luck pal, few paracetamols and a litre of coffee

Women? Not a fan, me

Unironically garn local later today me, have tomorrow off so its an early weekend for me

>>81536982
I don't know who you are. So no.

>>81540050
Are you exclusively a bottom?

>>81540054
I'm bi-winning. All I can say.

>>81540070
>All I can say
Why?

>>81540120
Why would I go into details when nobody here likes me anyway :).

>>81540143
Why do you come here if nobody here likes you?

>>81540143
i'd like you more if i knew you gave and received
also i dont have any real opinion on you besides "that fella who avatarposts link and isnt the one from /v/ who posts his pics"

>>81540151
Dunno. It a habit and a compulsion.

>>81540163
I said I'm bi-winning! What more do you want, an actual answer to the question? Bloody ell. Done both alright.

cocky chika

>>81540143
The silent majority often like or are at least indifferent to a poster then they judge how they are perceived by the one riled lad who replies to their posts, don't let it get to you lad pretty sure we've lost swathes of posters over the years to 'seethers' as they are called here

>>81540173
>someone asks a question
>What more do you want, an actual answer to the question
Yeah, even though it want me who asked
Mostly just cos im biwinning too so I get curious how other fellas roll, is all

>>81540197
Hmm maybe right but I doubt anybody really likes me. Ebin I guess but that's just mostly memeing.
>>81540213
Thing is you answer a sincere question on here and then someone latches on to it and dedicates the next 300 posts to le funny trolling you regarding said thing. So I stay vague.

>>81540223
fair enough, I havent been here long enough to give a shit mate

>>81537843
havent played fable 1 in ages
probably should replay it sometime, had a blast with it as a young'un

End of an era x
Ebin was right

We all uncle Jammer in life

The lyrics of this song are unusually deep for the manner of it lads, always have a dream x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291ET6Py6H8

me and shippy learning indonesian together

Up early for some sfh, and it's saying 22c in muh office already.

Does shippy do international drives, like across the channel?

>>81540386
bit fucking toasty init
havent got the fan on yet but i may need to. work laptop already feels like its melting a touch

i bet ruthmong stinks more than usual in this heat

>>81540394
I know, going to sit in the garden in a bit, and bask in teh sunlight in a bit, fully wake up, then get back in the shade.
Could you pretend your laptop overheated and treat yourself to an hour break, or are you stuck in an office?
I'm not really a wagie, I was just being silly, I'm making pennies for filling in surveys.

>>81540433
nah i work from home, but cant really just mong about the garden due to shit wifi and luvvin my big screens i have hooked up
can definitely take a cheeky 5 mins here and there for a sit outside or an extra long piss
i also dont hate my job too much so im not one to skive except to go downstairs for some naughty snacks, but if the laptop melts then i guess ill be dragged into the office to get a new one

nice cuppa tea and some rye bread with almond butter for brekkie

>>81537126
corr used to love taking a bottle of buckie and a few pills to a house party back in the day. was certainly a recipe to go mental aye

>>81540481
skipped brekkie today and feeling it

>>81540489
I'm trying to get my calories in earlier so I stop eating before bed as it was affecting my sleep, trying to leave at least 2 hours ideally 3-4 after last meal. Eating 2800 calories a day atm as well so gotta get them in

>>81540481
Do you ever make bread at home lad? I thought about buying stuff, already have a big casserole dish and did a lot of research on the right ingredients. Scared I'd mess it up though. The starter in particular, like we buy it once then just keep it in our fridge forever and keep feeding it over and over?

>>81540507
I thought about it and buying a bread maker but no, I'm eating lidl rye bread and I have Jasons bread too, theres a lot of decent un-goyslopped bread in the supermarkets now

>>81540465
Good to have somethig you don't hate, I hated my last job towards the end, 12 hour shifts in a factory, but the shifts were fucked, 2 days, then followed by 2 nights, couple days off, then back in.
Hope your day doesn't get too hot and unbearable, keep the fridge topped up with some nice cold drinks.

Problem with cooking bread is if only you are eating it its way too much bread to actually eat before it goes stale and the time/effort required to cook a few slices of bread isn't worth it. If I want hot bread I'd just buy the part baked ones in supermarket, Sainsburys do a good olive part baked ciabiatta

>>81540497
yeah thats fair, im told its like eat "breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper" so you basically wind down before bed

>>81540523
been here for a decade mate send help
but i doubt ill ever leave as it pays good and i can call my manager a retard without repercussions

SeasideARMY anxiously waits the next encounter with the vile Prussians. They want to send the whole SeasideSULTANATE to the jobcentre. We die before we do low paid graft.

>>81540143
i like you. not even going to try to scrounge money off you, this time.
unless...

>>81540532
I'm NTA that was talking about bread, but, that's why I want to get into making little flatbreads to munch on, not going to make any loaves or anything.

>>81540535
Digesting food during sleep affects sleep quality and also getting to sleep, I for sure feel the benefit when going to bed without a full stomach.

>>81540539
I've daydreamed about opening a rustic bread bakery a few times, love bread. Unfortunately I don't have the skills / funds / knowhow and it wouldn't be a successful business anyway these days probably

bossberg wanted me in the office today but I said fuck that. not sitting in a basement office with no light or ventilation or AC in 32 degree heat. what do you think I am, fucking idiot? it wfh for me my leeeeds x

>>81540538
If I knew you irl I'd give money. It worthless anyway.

>>81540532
you can freeze it either part baked or after it's cooked

INSHALLAH the infidels will face the wrath of the SeasideSULTANATE on sea or land.
No job for me my liiidddd.

I do enjoy making a focaccia from time to time

seasideMARK has been doing a quick uploafs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W6VjP-7Wlk

you can also get on that homemade wizza grind

All kicking off now lids. Broadsides going off left and right, bits of splinters and SeasideSAILORS splattered all over the deck, vile Prussians sent screaming overboard, smoke and gunpowder. It not right.

>be needlessly unpleasant to everybody all the time
>waa nobody like me
Febreze addled mong

The Konig has surrendered after eating a whole line of broadsides from the Seaside Fifth Rate frigates. There only two other ships left, a small supporting brig and a juggernaut First Rate ship of the line with 100+ guns and a huge crew.
SeasideSultante has but 5 frigates. Things look promising if we can cross the T of their naval line and get on the stern of the bigger vessel.
We all 18th century admirals in life. x

interestingly i find women with long necks quite attractive but for a guy its a death sentence

>>81540634
got any examples mate

>>81540629
No force in the world can handle the Seaside army. They can smell us from a mile away, but they can't escape.

When is the next britfeel meetup lids

>>81540646
For days when they stink like fish it only natural they get on a boat. For days when they stink like shit they off to the land armies.
Alas, the SeasideARMY have met a miniboss - one of the largest floating jobcentres ever to have existed and filled with staff that will sanction you on the slightest kneejerk reaction. Thousands of pounds of benefits are at stake, surrendering the fleet to this behemoth will spell certain doom for the summer the SeasideSULTANATE planned.

>>81540664
>actual foids
>all look mostly normal
Wouldnt happen here mate

>>81540664
So that's what UK redditors look like is it

>>81540664
The Swan, York in July.

>that farage needs another milkshake in his face hahaha

>hamas is the legitimate, democratically elected party ruling gaza

Flamingo Land, September

>the bbc is a far-right propaganda tool

Finally the rest of my fleet turning up, they forced to sail in a zigzag pattern into the wind and hope they can turn port into it to fire into the stern of this monster ship. Almost twice the crew of my smaller ships and one close range broadside could sink my vessels with ease.

/r/casualuk is a crime agaisnt humanity

>men who feel like they're a woman should be allowed to compete in women's sports

>>81540641
>female example
a girl i work with
>male example
HHL

are these supposed to be funny mate

Got massive inexplicable anixety this morning, reckon I'll go for a walk to the libary.

>>81540664
Wouldnt have the confidence to go to one of these.

>>81540702
>>81540711
>>81540720
>>81540726
>quotes something from a film line by line, all upvoting each other

ARSENAL TRY WALK IT IN YOU COCKWOMBLE PEEP SHOW YORKSHIRE TEA

I got banned from askuk for shitposting. Not right really

https://youtu.be/50GVPFj66CY

Jobcentre Ship just turned one of my frigates into woodchips and mushed up SeasideSailors. In fucking tears. Our cannonballs bouncing off their ship. So many dead lids.
Their loss not in vain. There still other ships about to turn into fire.

>>81540532
That's the name of a village near Oxford where my dad used to live

>>81540739
>Libary

On a serious note, will be going for a VERY long walk myself today

>>81540757
Ahh the bastard Unwomfy forces hunting down the Seaside Spackers. Revenge will be sweet.

>>81540760
I love spastic mongboy downies, they're always so happy. waa waaa

I don't like dwarves though, they always have a chip on their shoulder. Like short man syndrome dialed up to 100.

>>81540697
does he wear a shirt and tie whilst driving his van?

>>81540762
In fucking tears lad the Jobcentre Ship kept firing on a surrendered vessel until the hull broke and it spilled the survivors into the Moluccan Straits. The TMAU attract tiger sharks. It's over for them.
Still hoping we can avenge them, if we can disable its sails it won't be able to turn anymore and the SeasideSAILORS can make a boarding action.
Pouring out a bokkle and having bacon mutty mourning time after this.

>>81540778
not sure, but he wears it while working as a Z-list chauffeur

Evens and I go play the slots and some bingo

The SeasideSAILORS regroup and make another charge on the Jobcentre. The thing is only lightly damaged, just need to keep pressure on them until they break.
This is for all the drowned lids.

Operation Slots GF will shock the world tonight

blasting some emo tunes, lads

Need food asap

Sean's Spectacular September /britfeel/ 2025 Meetup @ Flamingo Land

Putting the SPF 50+ on

Need to go into the office for a couple hours this afternoon. It not rite.

>>81540833
He'll be whinging about his 'squash levels' again later

Only three SeasideSHIPS left. One sunk, two surrendered. The other three damaged or missing crew from fighting with the Jobcentre Behemoth. Hulls are blown out, cannons falling into the sea, blood, smoke ash and salt. At least the opposing vessel is looking a lot worse than it did initially, we crack a hole into the sides of the ship and pouring cannon fire in - hopefully we hit the battery. They won't make us go back to work.

>>81540852
How much tennis and F1 repeats can a man watch, it boggles the mind

Portfolio numer one looking good.

Portfolio numero doss starting well.
Nearly got 5 quid, not too shabby.

>>81540905
Sorry, should have been more clearer, I nearly have 5quid over the 2 accounts.
Also yes, I know, embarrassing blahblah.

29 degrees lads. How are you making it through the day?

>>81540915
Spf50 oh aye

Got you now you giant fucker. Managed to sail into one of its blind spots where it can empty its whole side into my smaller ships. Might be time to deploy the canister shot to rake the deck of it and try to kill some of the crew. This battle been going on for ages, it just won't sink or surrender.

>have to pay full council tax after being switched over to UC from ESA
Epic

>>81540915
might go to the office tomorrow as it has AC
otherwise im lucky my room is normally chilly so "boiling hot outside" becomes "bit warm init" inside
always got a meaty fan as backup

>>81540917
29% cardboard get in there

>>81540920
These are the two days in the year when I have to agree with the yanks that having an AC is a good idea. For the cost though I'll suffer through a couple of days.

>>81540928
its not worth it normally yeah, and just a good fan can handle most of it
i coped fine without it before, the office just got it as that building got fucking BOILING in summer compared to anywhere else. definitely depends where you are and how bad the sun hits you, my office is on the side of the house that doesnt get slammed by the sun

We won but almost half a thousand SeasideSAILORS dead. The Jobcentre surrendered in the end after a fire broke out in their low decks. We save so many from sanctions, but was the cost of life too high? It not right.

>>81540389
He's not allowed to leave the country

Sorry she got caught lol

>>81540964
not even on business liddington? why have they restricted him to domestic travel only?

>enough of this genuinely nice chat between good lads
>i'm bringing out my dollies

>>>>81537034
oi mate why not, i get it this bloody 50 degree celcius is muggy i can almost just put a tea bag in without an electric pot when i aint watching the soccer.

>>81540664
Who is the cutie on the right?

>>81540833
>the SPF 50+

Me? I'll probably be experiencing the highest UV levels I've ever experienced later today

Don't forget to hydratemaxx today lads. Water or squash of your choice, maybe some in a fridge if you have access to one.
Outdoor wagies, don't forget to stand in shade occasionally.

Lads. Close the blinds, Invest in blackout curtains and close the windows. You are blocking the hot sunlight and hot air by doing this my room is like a fridge at the moment. Not hot whatsoever. It lush.

>>81541058
My thermostat says 22.5, but I think it's lying, as I've just felt a bit chilly, so put my hood up.

Chikas thoughts on the new vanilla suede febreze?

Second Battle of Flamingo World has started. Seethies already sending out police units (Gendarmerie) to apprehend the SeasideARMY and give them all voluntary job placements.
Work might be for you, but it isn't for me!
>Fire!

Bennies for life in 2026. Oh aye.

>>81541019
>Who is the cutie on the right?
Crossy

>muh bennies
ZZZzzzzzzz

>>81541052
Will be carrying 4 litres in my backpack later

>>81541070
Until a tory government comes in down the line and changes it

>>81541070
that means the opposite to what you think it says. it rules out most mental health conditions, autism, ADHD etc because those are all things that have a prospect of recovery through management of them. have you even read the Bill?

EAT THIS COPPERS
No ready for work courses for the SeasideARMY.
This going to be an apocalyptic battle, there's almost ten thousand on each side and whatever small fights you see here are going to be a small part of a huge story. We just want kebab wraps is that so much to ask?

>>81541086
crossy's cuter

Bennington

>>81541070
>97 quid a week
Barely worth living

>>81541151
Its good enough for our mark. Thats what he is on. UC, LCWRA, housing benefit.

First of the smaller skirmishes break out as SeasideBANDITS loyal to the SeasideSULTAN try to engage professionally trained line armies. They just have to hold them back and shoot as many of those infidels as they can before they inevitably break, irregular troops run at the drop of a hat but give some nice harassment and flanking options, they just normal people at end of day.

cheeky thursday morning wint

Feel a big poo coming

Summer Solstice in 2 days time lads

Bursting out of the grass to give them a knife crime attack. They messed with the wrong SeasideARMY. We not going back to litter picking x

>>81541184
cant do day drinking and im a filthy boozer

>>81541184
His double chin needs to be bigger

May have a siesta then a few more wints

5quid, oh yeah. Might get to 10, withdraw, pop it in an online betting site, few spins of roulette and see what happens.
3.05 qmee
2.00 prime

Thousands and thousands of SeasideSOLDIERS desperately trying to fight back a life filled with sanctions and endless work placement programmes - they not going to be forced to live that life. Bokkles till my last breath.

Very tempted to have another flutter on Ascot. Setting a limit of 50 bong to play with

>>81541237
Uh oh, getting issues on qmee, lots of surveys being declined. I wonder if I messed up using the same device for 2 survey sites?
Hmmm?/10

>>81541126
>>81541170
>>81541197
>>81541266
Can't believe them trying to stop his bennies has led to such chaos

>>81541283
Tried another, 5 in a row "declined". They're on to me lads, might get the money and run, before the portfolio is banned. Kind of stressful this money making nonsense, I can see the appeal of not doing it.

Bitter Shandy's only. Well, it doesn't count as drinking alcohol

>>81541332
You also didn't really make jack shit for a few hours work

Uh oh.
>>81541338
I've made zero monies over the last year, a 5er for a few surveys was good going for me.

>>81541349
Woops, I forgot to attach an image.

>>81541295
It all boiled out of control after they refused his mandatory sanction reconsideration appeal. Unfortunately for the SeasideSULTAN he is up against highly organised and well armed opponents. He relinquish his name of MARK and take up the OMAR mantle to lead jihad against the legions of the jobcentre state.
The Seasidefrontline break down, it's an end of an era unless his reinforcements can arrive rapidly.

I'm oot pal.

>>81541369
Corr a nice 3 pound cash injection my liiiiiid. Dont spend it all in once place.

>>81541349
just feel like "get a job" would do you better
even part time shite

>>81541369
I get my payouts in Amazon vouchers
If you know, you

>>81541384
Going to transfer it to my savings account when it goes in, and save it, work my way up to a tenner, roulette, cover 0 and win, buy some meme coins at the perfect time, watch it reach the moon whilst occasionally selling 80% at prime times of value inflation, cash out, buy a cryptobot, make a memecoin at the perfect time, sell80% of stock at moments when the value jumps drastically, sell for millions, look after family.
Don't panic lad, I have a plan.

>>81541399
And then what, swap that for stolen cheese and deodorant from a smackhead and then try to flog the lot down Saturday market out the back of your Reliant Robin?

>>81541399
I was thinking of something like that, less traceability, but my scamazon is on the same name and account as muh email and sheeeit.

There's people wiping their arses with hundred dollar bills and these mongs are filling out surveys for ten pence an hour.

>>81541439
It lush. Wouldnt have it any other way.

I had some funds in le banque account, so transferred it already. That is now securely tooked away.

>>81541472
Fucking mongoloid

>>81541480
I know,
>tooked away

Pleased to report that I have accepted my eventual death by suicide. Once mother passes, I'll be taking the one way trip. I followed all the advice, I attained that which I was told would make me happy - arguably greater than - and despite this, in every quiet moment that one, great haunting thought comes back to me. I wish I was dead.

>>81541472
waste of fucking life

>>81541497
I was thinking this, that 2 quid in prime, I NEEDS IT. What do?

Chika emptying tesco's whole febreze stock into his trolley and muttering "Whatever" when the african security tells him it's unfair on other people doing this every day

Fuck it, going to pop the 2 quid in as well,. I have 4-5 in my account, and I earned that 2 quid, I should have it in the savings. It is bennies day next week, so doesn't matter too much. Might put all of the money in from my account, fuck it, can't do anything with a few quid, I'M DOING IT.

Had to move away all the beer tins around my ground fan to turn it out
Baking init

Yr Wyddfa
Those who know

>>81541511
I had every hash brown in the co-op earlier

>>81541536
Cymru larp is embarassing, as someone who spent three months of each year of my childhood in the shadow of Pen y Fan. My cousins speak Welsh, and even they think its a load of bollocks.

>>81541070
Does this mean i wint be affected by the changes if I have autism diagnosis?

>>81541564
It means the opposite
>>81541123

>>81541488
Lad, I don't think suicide is a good option. I've thought about it in the past. Then I realised that I want to live and do things I enjoy in life.
>I followed all the advice, I attained that which I was told would make me happy
Maybe you should listen to yourself and your own desires. What do YOU want to do in life? When people give you advice they often don't give a shit about you. They just want to advocate for their own ideas which benefit them, or which make them feel better. Sometimes advice can be helpful, but sometimes it just isn't. Start doing things you want to do, instead of things that other people want you to do.

>>81541578
>Then I realised that I want to live and do things I enjoy in life.
Thats great and I am happy for/envy you, but I genuinely do not enjoy anything anymore.
>Maybe you should listen to yourself and your own desires. What do YOU want to do in life
I did, there was some overlap. I had girlfriends, one serious one from a wealthy family, we were engaged before I broke it off. Achieved financial independence, engaged with all my "hobbies", travelled, etc. My wounds were inflicted too early in my life, childhood deprivation has rendered me unable to experience happiness and security. All I want is love, and I cannot love. No solution

>>81541488
It's weird how that thought never leaves some of us. I hope something changes your mind before your mum dies, if not, I hope it goes smooth for you.

>>81541390
Sorry forgot to reply. I have a few health issues at the moment which genuinely are stopping me from being an wagie. I wouldn't have left my last job, that was the best I would get, as an low educated skillless pleb, decent money (for a pleb), massive company known worldwide so set for life, work within walking distance. It wasn't enjoyable, but I'm not daft, I know it was great for me.

>>81541564
According to benefits and work.com the likeyhood of you loosing your PIP with the new changes is 6%. Providing you score at least 4 points in one daily living category. Ignore anon hes being a twoll trying to stir the pot. An official autism diagnosis would fit the catagory for all of the criteria.

>>81541598
Early childhood parental abuse? Neglect? Abandonment? Just as well adjusted people carry their positive childhood experiences with them throughout their lives, so too do the abused. You never forget. You never move past it. Endless amounts of research supporting this.
Thanks man. I will be drop hanging, got a 10 metre sailing rope, so it should rip my head off and kill me instantly.

I might not be able to eat food by the end of this month but at least i'll be able to fucking breath

>>81541617
plus if you're on universal credit you're more likely to get paid more. i risk my life everytime I leave the house because of how big of a spazz and disabled retard i am but i still can't fucking get pip

fuck labour but i can't complain

>>81541617
You've contradicted your own post with the image. You haven't read the Bill.

>>81541635
No to those, but my dad died when I was 14 (I was extremely reliable on my dad, he helped with a lot of things). I think a mix of normal bullying, extremely introvert, don't stand up for myself, then decades of building hate for myself for, for various reasons.
I don't think my life has been too different than others, I just have a messed up opinion of myself.

>>81541070
>>81541617
One note moron.

My crossy creaming his NEETussy and falling asleep in tights in this heat

Garn be without mobile signal for a while. Reduced drivel for the next 8 hours

Last 2 digits is the percentage chance I call mountain rescue

>>81538444
All the good jobs are taken by women and highly competitive.

>>81540409
Don't really smell any different.

Please make sure you give those Apus real ice cream or a properly flavoured ice lolly or they'll just fucking melt in this heat. Don't send your fren out for errands to anywhere with a large asphalt area, naturally they lurk in ponds when the temperatures go over 22c. Been unfortunate enough to see dozens of the wee frogs end up as congealed green sludge on a hot pavestone because nobody cared to give them a drop of water.

>>81541052
I actually went and bought a bottle of water and drank it earlier. I usually just wait until after work to quench my thirst with some cold lagers, but today has been a scorcher.

>>81541830
>My crossy
Lucky lad

Scoliosis lass probably will get a tattoo over her scar one day. I hope not but you never know.

>>81541838
PS4 fan running higher than usual. Must be nice weather outside for the ourdoor apus.

>>81541861
Good lad. Enjoy your cold ones tonight.

>>81541903
I finish in just over an hour, looking forward to a few wints me lids

god i hope this heatwave kills me

>>81541903
You could go mental and treat yourself to an ice lolly on the way home.
>>81541919
Get yourself an ice lolly lad, a bit of refreshment.

Corr imagine that moment when the heat gets too much and it overwhelms you. Fade off into that womfy blackness. I've got no shoes, I've got no future.

>>81541929
no likes a crybaby you fucking wuss

>>81541909
Sorry, I (You)'d myself, bit foolish of me.>>81541925 this was meant for you.

Her back back after surgery was probably a confidence drainer in her teens. I think she's accepted her surgery scar now she's a mature 24 year old lass. Anyone that doesn't like that isn't the sort of person she'd want to know anyway. I'm sure her boyfriend doesn't mind it. He probably rubs the sun cream on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUW7ls92hbQ

>>81541972
what scar? it's barely visible

>>81541929
Shoeless lad here. I am not minding it to be honest. It's not as bad as 2022. Not even sweating but then again I am just wearing me underwear all day.

Ghoopi Woldberg

2018
*sips*
now THAT was a heatwave

she's got a hairy back though. built for the scottish highlands

new fan doing a cracking job
only high of 20 here today though
which one of you has it the worst?

My latest conspiracy theory is that Aleister Crowley never died, he discovered some sort of way to halt aging. He reinvented himself as John Savident and played Fred in Coronation Street from 1994 to 2006

>>81541994
26 here lid, 29 tomorrow
>tfw only have a dyson fan, should get a proper old fashioned one

Can't believe the lad offering survey advice, was really a survey enforcement officer. It was good while it lasted lads. Shame can't verify with a totally kegit email.
I could verify my phone as its not got my name attached to it, but I am fibbing on the site, and CBA with the paranoia about it. I'll have to see if I get further on qmee.

Ruth will be in the beer gardens today, no doubt.

>>81542013
bet shes already half cut with one of her tits hanging out of her top, silly cow

>>81541975
You can see it at the top and the skin pigmentation is lighter. That's why she wears a fake tan pretty much all the time.

>When I was 15 I was diagnosed with scoliosis (an irregular curvature of the spine in an S or C shape), by the time I found out my spinal curve was almost 72 degrees making it a pretty severe case (45+ degrees is considered severe). After an MRI and X-ray I was told I would need spinal fusion surgery, this is completely different for each patient but I was given no other choice!
>From my diagnosis in October, I was already having surgery early December so for me the process happened very fast and I didn't even really get the chance to process what was happening during this time. Leading up to my diagnosis I had zero pain to suggest anything was wrong. Spotting scoliosis before it develops is crucial, if I hadn't been on holiday with my mum applying sun cream to my back it could have been even longer before my diagnosis.
>My surgery went well (I even grew a couple inches!) but recovery was one of the hardest things I've ever done, I had to learn how to walk again and even sitting down felt incredibly very uncomfortable.

You laughed at us Shoeless Lads - but now the temperature rises to 30c and you beg us for help? How ironic; ye we were mocking the lowest of the low for months but now the shoe is not on anyones foot and there is much squealing and wailing.
It so cool, nice breeze around my toes, nice water to swim in shoeless, it is lush.

>>81541972
You can tell she lives in an old house. Look at that single socket. Hope it's not been overloaded.

>>81542013
When your rich daddy runs multiple pubs, it's no surprise she's taking advantage of the discounted alcohol.

Now turkish lass. She wouldn't tell her story about her scarred wrists. It's obviously too traumatic for her still at 25.

>>81541999
bloody hell
think the peak will be 26 here
hope you make it anon

Ruth cradling a severely FAS afflicted child whilst nursing a Lambert and Butler outside of the local Poundstretcher.

>>81541983
That's probably undiagnosed PCOS. I don't think she's planning to have sprogs so infertility probably doesn't matter to her.

>>81542020
I bet she's got a nice areola like laura.

>>81541996
My brother loved Fred Elliot, he is one of his favourite Corrie characters. Talks about I him all the time.

>>81542067
She definitely doesn't seem one to want sprogs. It won't be an issue for her. Life is better without sprogs for young women. Freedom will be gone.

>>81542094
whats lauras areola like lid? very pink?

>>81542105
Not seen it lad. The outline is pretty big though. She hasn't shown them off lately.

ruth absolutely flashes her tits at festivals

>>81542133
How sure are you? She probably doesn't. Now crochet lass from Norwich on the other hand probably is a right kinky cow with a bit of alcohol, hot weather and a festival.

Really miffed about the survey bollocks, I should have just stook to some sort of details near my own. I know it's only a few quid, but with barely anything coming in, it was a bit of fun and getting a few pennies. Something's not going right in life, sure I've been cursed, everything around me is turning to shit. Annoying af.

>>81542166
shes always pissed, clearly she flops them out on the regular

>>81542133
Ruth absolutely wants my non-alcohol healthy sperm.

>>81542171
Well then she should flop them out online. Make some money from suckers.

>paying 20 bong to see ruths dirty pancake baps
probably would if im honest

>>81542170
>stook
The fuck, maybe it is alzheimers. Fuck sake, I'm not usually this thick.

>>81542187
Emily's big melons might be worth seeing. Probably not as cute, though fully undressed.

>>81542021
>I had to learn how to walk again
but can she learn to lay bricks?

>>81542208
She will never do real work. She's too pretty and weak for that. That's for immigrants and incels.

Really hate looking at the sales on PS4 now. 1000+ shovelware AI generated art game crap for trophy farming to sift through. You can sort by higher prices but then there may be actual good games going for real cheap.

Poundlass is the only pure bae left

>>81542233
helen is more pure than poundlass

>>81541833
I think 33 is an accurate figure the way things are going

I'm not here to stay but I just want to explain why I left;
No, nobody chased me out, regardless of how creepy you all are.
Yes, Blad was ( and probably is ) my favourite person here.
I left because my mental health is declining, and I relapsed my self harm.

Cribble

The greatest anime of all time

Bagog

>>81542276
fuck off blad

Pet

>>81541999
>>81542064

forecast 30 today so might still go up later

I thought each post had to be unique. No one has ever just said "Pet" before? I believed Cribble and Bagog but not that

Dingle

On that Thursday afternoon wuppagrind me. Oh aye. This warm weather is putting me in the mood for a few cold ones. Might go local later x

Wednesday

>>81542317
It Wednesday lad

>>81542290
Eva please reach out to your friends and family about how you feel, theres support numbers you can phone if things are getting really bad. Try to focus on remaining positive and take a day at a time. Try to find something you enjoy to take your mind off things. Hope things get better for you, I end up relapsing all the time with my mental health I understand how hard it is. Hope you get better soon.

Good afternoon lads.
Proper LAVVLY outside I see.
Come on England SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS weather, if you ask me.
I hope you're keeping well.
Hail Hydra.

>>81542233
I wonder when she's going to meet a nice handsome fella. Most girls at 24 have passed have boyfriends by now.

>>81542312
Cain dingle

>>81542300
all the best today anon
have a few cold ones

>>81542317
on that wuppagrind meself lid

Sun too spicy

>>81542335
Probably met some nice lads in San Francisco. Have you been there?

>>81542191
>I'm not usually this thick.
Debatable tbqh laddington

>>81542233
I wonder when she's going to meet a nice handsome fella. Most girls at 24 have boyfriends by now.

>>81542343
I don't get to go on autistic charity trips sadly.

>>81542276
>>81542330
Sent the (you) to the wrong person for Gods sake. Apologies.

>>81542339
what you drinking today?

We're back baby, that post earlier probably made the survey enforcement officer nervous, and they reinstated the portfolio survey completion option.
Phew, let's get making money.
>>81542349
Ah c'mon, that's not fair.

>>81542353
Is this the woman who goes on 5 holidays a year on PIP?

>>81542353
God I can imagine my mid white cock sliding in and out of this sweaty porker. Pale skin and tears make my benis harder still

Aussie lass skirt blowing up in the wind. Totally not intentional the cow.

>>81542368
Big money, big prizes. I love it. Good to see you back on the wagon lad.

>>81542356
Rubicon RAW grind atm
got them kronenbourgs chilling for later though

If dubs I make it to the summit. Otherwise I did of exhaustion en route

>>81542368
>Ah c'mon, that's not fair.
I retract it. Sorry for being a cunt.

>>81542370
Yes she gets the PIP and goes to college to retake (and fail) her GCSEs. She does part-time work in Poundland. Her sisters don't have the autism.

Surveylad is my favourite poster at the moment. Hope he makes it big on the crypto gains.

>>81542330
Bet you are fucking buzzing about her saying that haha. Good work lad. I am not a bird but you definitely seem like a top lad.

>>81542386
2 calls to mountain rescue for britfeel today
we not made for the outdoors

>>81542371
Bet she'd love sex given the chance.

>>81542389
You know what sometimes I feel guilty about spending some of my bennies on Nintendo 64 games but if people like this are having holidays with autism on PIP then fuck it. me going on holiday would be like medieval torture for me, I can do about 30-40 mins outside and thats it.

>>81542386
Yes lad good to see you are sticking at it

>>81542327
>>81542321

Are you trying to gaslight me or something? It's clearly Whursday.

>>81542377
I'll be back to the high of a 1quid+ account in no time. Add it to the savings account (I need to check if the transaction is in the account, and pop that in the savings account I could have 13quids in there).
>>81542386
I forgot to say earlier, more water to carry means more weight to carry which adds to the dehydration, being out in nature is a tricky affair at times. Don't be trying to break records today lad, take it easy, enjoy the walk.

>>81542414
it Wednesday lad x

>>81542420
Sometimes I forget which day it is. They are all the same to me.

>>81542409
It's a fucking joke a girl working minimum wage part-time should be taking any holidays abroad. This country is full of PIP claiming dossers taking the piss. There is no need to feel guilty if you have a genuine mental illness like agoraphobia.

SSM update: he's not drinking today but he's drinking tomorrow (Thursday)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE7od-PPKaw

can't wait for payday tomorrow (Thursday)
treat myself, why not?

Blad strutting around like his balls are the size of watermelons after that ego boost

Hope my crossy is being a good girl for the dentist

Ruth doesn't want to portray herself as a manic pixie dream girl.

>>81542454
Not really. All it takes it not to make those weird "things Id do to Eva" posts and not be a cunt. Just being myself.

I don't have a passport to go to places like San Francisco. I don't get the sympathy because I'm not mentally disabled enough or female.

>>81542387
You're not a cunt anon, I take things too seriously and didn't think "oh it's actually bants".

i like to bully HHL because of his long neck but the truth is i have a long neck too

In time? For a shit film it's not too bad, interesting premise, segzy gurls, not bad/10.

plotting my weekend camping in Dartmoor on a physical OS map and it lush

>>81542506
miss that shit so much lad
havent been on dartmoor since doing ten tors and i miss it but i just cant be arsed

Had a couple of Pilsner Urquells. Lush stuff. Wish I had more.

>>81542473
It is not just that lad. You have a charm about you.

>>81542483
Why don't you have a passport?

Me? Quite like HHL. He's a top lad and a good poster. Brings a lot of personality to these drab threads.

Bit of tetanus if that's alright with you de lads

>>81542527
will be my first time de lad. I'm a jock living in London these days, done plenty of wild camping up in Scotland but will be my first time on the moors. looking forward to it.

>>81542551
that is a thick leg

Just ventured out supplies. Fuck me it's hot

>>81541994
28 here, but I've just got a cold one in.

>>81542551
fat neek

>>81542561
Forgot to attach the wint in question

I think I might start taking a low dose of antidepressant (lower than the dose I just stopped)

I want to get off them for good, but withdrawals are a real thing. My withdrawals could take weeks before I get back to normal. If I just take a low dose of the drug it should satisfy my brain (ruined by the drugs in the first place) a bit more. So I will be able to function. Then I can gradually come off them.

I hate psychiatry so much. They did this to my brain.

me and the gf going to a thai restaurant later

>>81542386
>I did of exhaustion

I would sacrifice each and every one of you for a fanny to suck and fuck.

>>81542550
good to see another helper loyalist

incel walk, hot drink and read. Still no GF.

>>81542566
Corr looks lush that me lid

OK, 1/3 surveys was successful. I'll keep plugging away scatting for pennies. I won't update all the time, I'll let you know when I get back to a few quid.

>>81542670
j-just go for a walk bro! it'll solve all your problems!

>>81542670
what is the stuff in the mug?

>>81542704
woman shit for pussies and soibois

>>81542687
*scratting for pennies.
I'm not selling muh poo.

Just applied to be an Amazon driver. Praying I get the job as I'm completely skint.

>>81542704
Macha latte

>>81542702
The lies they tell us. All I am is money down from expensive drinks.

>>81542670
That's a Starbucks mug isn't it. I have no idea what the drink is though.

>>81542733
Aye. Medium hot macha latte

We all as ascending in life x

>>81542745
Any GFs up there?

>>81542716
>>81542716
>>81542716
>>81542716
>>81542716
NEW THREAD GET IN HERE CUNTS

>>81542745
And there we have it, the sea in the background, is yer dinghy down there?

>>81542751
Might be on the summit. I can actually see the summit from here and there's a long queue already

>"""hiking trailt"""
>it has literal queues
Normies genuinely think that counts as hiking

>>81542740
I should have read the post above before I made my post

Can one of the dollies make a good thread, k ta

>>81542551
where did you get those shoes? I've been looking for some grey, ankle length ones for ages now

I just endured five days without the internet. It was hell.
Fucking Virgin Media, their overpriced as fuck broadband, and their near impossibility to get through to a person (even then, it's all pajeets now).
My ancient router finally gave up on Saturday (and I was hoping to shitpost through the Le Mans 24 hour race), had to use Weatherspoons wi-fi to have a virtual chat for almost an hour to get a new router sent to me, because the fucking automation on the site for ordering a new router would not work, and then I had to wait until Tuesday. Naturally, it arrived at the end of yesterday where I was climbing the fucking walls without my best cope with this miserable fucking existence. Then, the fucking thing didn't work!
Only this morning, after getting through to anther pajeet, did the router finally work as any re-jigging had to happen at their end and not mine, so now I am just relieved as fuck; like a drowning guy finding an oxygen tank. I even forgot to ask about compensation for the five missing days of service. I thought I'd have to nurse a coffee every early morning at a fucking sweltering McD's every day just to check my intarwebz. No, 4chan was not accessible either, lol.
Now the fucking heat is unbearable. Oh, and the weekend is ten years since I found my mother dead in our kitchen and wishing ever since that I was with her. I hope I have enough cans to drink myself into a stupor, as I'll have to dry out next month to save money.

>>81542867
that sounds grim mate. I'm on plusnet and they're all yorkshire lads when I ring. I also can't stand it without internet

>>81542881
beats injuns mate

>>81542881
It is, mate. Also shitty that the web is needed for even 'offline' games these days. I finally had to hook my old PS3 back up.
Sadly, it seems my only broadband option where I live is Hyperoptic. Though the prices are much better, fuck knows who they employ.
After 20 years with VM, and my piss-take monthly broadband doubling to over 60 quid a month, I was looking to jump ship.
I'd heard that people could haggle them down to a reasonable rate, but haggling with pajeets seems impossible as they are world champions.
I'll probably leave it a couple of years, so I can let those five horrible days fade, in case I have to go through similar upheaval again.

Good evening sir. The heat is rather sultry isn't it? As usual, once the temperature goes above twenty two celsius we're obliged to provide the clientele with a selection of cooling iced confections. Perhaps a salted caramel and pregabalin? The rum and diazepam? Lets get you inside, you're beginning to burn.

>>81542430
>genuine mental illness like agoraphobia
just force the soft little cunts to stay outside all day, that's what I say x