I probably wouldn't have ended up on this board with all of you if the Hitler Youth still existed and I was apart of it. I would have had bros and be well socialized.

okay but why do they all look the same

>>81537345 (OP)
>I was apart of it
Dann sprich deutsch du dummer hurensohn sonst gibts aufs maul freche fotze

>>81537345 (OP)
No, you'd still be with us just om there.
we wurz natzees

>>81537354
this is what western demographics looked like before your kind legally infiltrated our lands

>>81537345 (OP)
you would have died in the war as they ran out of forces and sent the kids to battle.

>>81537360
you autistic fuck i'm talking about the hair style. this is boring. they're boring. YOU'RE boring. not a single beard or stache.

>>81537345 (OP)
imagine going out with your bros to round up some kikes, hell yeah!

>>81537345 (OP)
If you look like one of those guys, please contact me please please I really want a boyfriend like that

>>81537370
Alas, something we might never experience
OR WILL WE?

>>81537345 (OP)
youd be put in jail for autism lol

>>81537369
what i said is still true, this was the desired hairstyle for western men

>>81537345 (OP)
I don't think you would've survived in a neurotypical society like that, I'm assuming you are more on the sensitive side due to being here on r9k, they would've probably picked on you dude

>>81537374
All I'm missing is the hair style, my lady

>>81537370
>>81537376
both of you are pathetic as fuck lol

>>81537377
>youd be put in jail for autism
they just euthanised spergs

>>81537389
ok then youd go to a gnarly tourture dungeon and eventually die then

>>81537396
>gnarly tourture dungeon
Imagine actually believing this. The American education system has cooked these retards.

i cant believe they banned the wandervogel and replaced it with this larpfest
gay as hell

>>81537396
You know what euthanization means right? Why would they torture a sperg like OP when they can just stop his suffering with one bullet?

>>81537413
>>81537446
i think he's le joking.

>>81537382
This. You would get bullied and you wouldn't be able to di anything because the society is evil.

>>81537451
Zoom zooms are too dumb to joke

>>81537455
Bullying probably wasn't that widespread because boys and girls were separated. Let's be honest, bullying happens because of women.

It technically does. The US started boy scouts because of Hitler youth so technically the US is like the American branch

>>81537478
extremely true.

>>81537387
Kill yourself

>>81537478
The bullying will start when op can't keep up with the rest of his troop, it would be the same thing in modern society, except now there is probably more hitting involved

>>81537530
I feel that they'd rather help him than have the shame of one of them being a failure

>>81537558
Dann sollst dein dreckiges schandmaul halten sonst gibts schlaege

>>81537558
Shame is how they kept a lot of people in line in the 40s, hell it's a double whammy with it also being the 40s in nazi Germany, there was a fuck ton of peer pressure in the Hitler youth, I just don't think the average robot is ready for that sort of thing

>>81537578
I do well under pressure.
I am le ready

>>81538329
Ok kek, I believe in you cirno, you will be the best storm trooper out there

>>81538339
I am an unstoppable force