>Be me
>Talking to my parents
>Get to the topic of jesus for some reason
>They both go
>"well it's not like he was a real person anyway"
>Literally just untrue wtf
>They both start rambling on about random shit and how Christianity is a cult and other loosely related phrases about how its like believing in the Easter bunny
>I say that it is VERY widely agreed upon by historians he was a real person
>they brush me off and say "yeah yeah you believe that"
>THEYRE HISTORY TEACHERS WITH DEGREES FROM ONE OF THE BEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE COUNTRY

>>81537676 (OP)
Your parents sound based

>>81537676 (OP)
My parents worship israel by constantly consuming content praising the country, then lecture me on how it's the promised land, God's chosen people, and that they need more troops as soon as possible, but either way they also believe that literally nothing can stop the divine plan of the jewish people. They do not outright say it, but I believe they have somewhat alluded to the idea that I should join the military for these reasons, so that's what I'm dealing with over here. I wish I was joking.

>>81537676 (OP)
But do you believe that he rose from the dead?

>>81537676 (OP)
You should be grateful that you're parents are based and refuse to worship Rabbi Yeshua

>>81537676 (OP)
there was a historical jesus but he was a very different person from canonical jesus. sgf brandon had the right idea about this.

>>81537676 (OP)
The End times in specific is a death cult. Everybody thinks it's them when in reality it's as real as Santa Claus and only proven by confirmation biases

>pic
Even more reason the bear was the correct choice.