Anyone else shower after every shit? I jet my asshole off with the pussy phone on max heat. If I am stuck in public then I immediately put all my clothes on wash when I get home and hop in the shower for a full quarantine. I am simply not going to live with a poopy butthole. Not for me.

Nah. Just wet a piece of toilet paper with some sink water and use that. Dry wipe, wet wipe, dry wipe.
I agree it's barbaric people walk atound with unwashed asses though

>>81538541 (OP)
Get a bidet toilet seat

>>81538541 (OP)
Idk. Pretty busy trying to wash your moms fish smell of my rod

>>81538556
what's your diet like that this is sufficient? because it sure as fuck isn't for me