I'm going to try to socialize tomorrow. First I will go to the barber's and have small talk with the lady there, then I will take selfies with my now less-broccoli looking hair (it does that naturally) and post to my profile on Duolicious or what have you, and then I will replay Undertale with frens (cousins).

I need tips for small talk at the barber's. What would a non-autist talk about during one (I am diagnosed and have never talked during a haircut)? Should I just ask how her day is going and go from there?

I also do not understand selfies in the slightest but I doubt most robots would either. But I should attempt to talk to women even if they're bpdemons

>>81539368 (OP)
I don't talk to the girl that cuts my hair at all. I just like to enjoy the feeling of a foid being near me. If she says or asks me something I might respond quietly and bluntly but that's about it.

>>81539368 (OP)
>he doesn't shave his own head
NGMI. But anyways just let things naturally flow, sometimes they will do the talking and you can just respond.
>so nice day out
"yeah but it's really hot"
>so where do you work
"I work at so and so place" (lie if you have to)
You can also make conversation by asking about things like hair dye and gels on the menu, even if you have no intention of getting them.

>>81539423
Honestly it would be harder to come up with a good lie and say it convincingly than to tell the awkward truth that I'm unemployed.
But they say nothing good in life comes easy

>>81539368 (OP)
They usually start a conversation themselves, most often after you've become a regular and they've gotten to know you. Might just be that they prefer not to talk while they do their thing--they'll "fuck your shit up", as my niggerlicious peers would say.
>Duolicious
Why are you still using it? There was a major data leak a year ago, and it may or may not have been part of a study all along--or at least, some of the data was used for it. I don't know, I didn't bother reading much into it since I'm not a failed normalfag longing for muh pussy.

>>81540474
Actually, never mind, tell them you're getting drafted and sent to Iran/Israel, and that you're getting a haircut to look presentable for your girlfriend to propose to her. Might even get the haircut for free. You can't return to that establishment however.

>>81539368 (OP)
>ill try socializing with complete strangers
bro thinks he's a boomer

>>81540474
>There was a major data leak a year ago, and it may or may not have been part of a study all along
daily reminder tinder's paid shills lurk /r9k/

>>81540628
>implying tinder even knows who you are
nice try duo dev

>>81539368 (OP)
Try the random voice chat on the website omegleme for practice.

>>81539387
love the feel of her hands running through my hair, well worth the $24 or whatever (with tip added) for a brief moment of skin to skin contact

OP here, I'm dumb and forgot that today is Juneteenth so most places are closed. Thanks Joe Brandon
I'll just split the time I do this stuff over two days