Tormenting myself with loneliness for no reason edition.

Previous suicide attempt:
>>81524156

I'm staying up late to finally put together my meal plans so I can start bulking in earnest. Eating 3300 calories a day is gonna suck for a while, and I'll feel sick all the time, but it will be worth it when I have fat hairy titties.

I had to download an opensource MS Office alternative to put this together. My brother told me about cooking cottage cheese into ground turkey and seasoning it until you can't taste it anymore for quick bulking.

I never post in these threads, what happens here?

>>81539593
Well I think most people are asleep now but it's mainly complaining about how we're all lonely and daydreaming about what it would be like to have a boyfriend. Also lots and lots of arguing and name-calling.

>>81539593
Cluster B personalities argue with each other. I don't know what happened to the normal anons.

God I hope I get to fall in love someday. That would be nice.

>>81539668
Falling in love is torture

>>81539689
I have lived through lots of pointless, self-inflicted torture. I would at least like to be tortured for a good reason.

>>81539607
well I am very lonely
I'm mostly straight, but wouldn't mind a femboy bf if he was cute enough

It fucks me up to think that there are so many big hairy bottoms right now probably desperate to get fucked and I'm just here alone. I could never download grindr or have casual sex but the thought of a cute strongfat daddy bottom just out there desperate and horny and lonely and I just can't
Be there
And fuck him
It's tugging on my neurons aggressively

>>81539911
>cute strongfat bottom
hi!!
>I could never download grindr or have casual sex
same here, it's a sad life

https://soundcloud.com/inbetweengames/calm-before-the-gunfire-by-jukio-kallio?in=inbetweengames/sets/all-walls-must-fall-original
>captcha WNG0D
>>81539494 (OP)
me too

>>81540032
You're not a real strongfat bottom, you're just trying to make me feel bad.

I just took a shower so I could go to bed not covered in sweat, I immediately started sweating again the second I towelled off. This humidity is fucking ludicrous it's never been this bad. I'm literally gonna have to sleep on a towel.

he's not coming back this time and that's a good thing here's why

I went through like 6 different ice packs today, just holding them on my balls to keep cool. Would you date a bf who leaves the AC off most of the summer to save money?

>reading old dms of me and him
I don't really miss him anymore but I miss being a protective and loving bf.

i miss my ebf a lot, ive kind of given up hope hes ever going to come back now though
>>81540189
kawoshin, so based

come MY gay, into MY cocksucking and tell me i'm house?

>>81540133
Sell me the towel. When you're done. Or let me be the next towel.

>tfw still no nervous scared top bf

>>81538049
>I'm too lazy to shave my legs
>the real issue is you're adapted to living in a cave and want to stay inside
The real issue is that you're insane. Tan legs look ugly btw.

>>81539617
We ate them

>>81539767
Ok so you're not even gay and ask for something rare and valuable while bringing nothing to the table as typical prisongay. Just fuck off.

>>81540349
Why the fuck would he just stop talking to you one day? What caused it?

>>81540799
Bottoms cry anytime someone says they want a femboy but bottoms refuse to date normal guys and cry when they can't have chad the hypocritical whores

>>81541064
Bottoms do want normal guys, not obnoxious repetitive prison gay bishits

>>81541268
>Bottoms do want normal guys, not obnoxious repetitive prison gay bishits
This is you btw whore

>>81541278
>point flew over retard's head
>more coping sharty imagery
Yeah I wonder why no one wants a confused boy like you

>>81541363
You don't understand he needs to post in a gay general despite saying he is a cuck attracted to actual biological women. He probably faps to straight bbc cuck porn, not just the gay version of it

>>81541382
I understand that, it's a well known fact at this point, along with his I'm so pathetic ugly white clitty occasional posting. I just wonder what keeps him here considering his all despicable traits

There is a dedicated janny deleting all gay threads on the log and on pride month no less despite this board having no topic. Is it funny or not?

>>81539885
I see posts like this and think anon is super cute just by how he acts but when I see someone who looks attractive to me I don't really feel anything because I have no other information about them or an idea of who they are and how they act. So what I'm saying is I don't really get people who crush on someone just based on their appearance, it's just weird to me. They could be completely repulsive for their personality which is more important when it comes to long term relationships anyway. If they can't make you laugh, make you smile or make you happy just by being themselves than they're nothing but a human sex doll. You know?

>>81539580
>quick bulking
I just chug milk by the carton and drink olive oil.

>>81541561
I am excited to start drinking a lot more milk. Normally I just drink water, cause my stepdad's lactose intolerant so they only buy the gross ultra-filtered milk. Now I get to buy gallon jugs on my own for protein shakes. My second meal plan, I literally had to just double the size of my daily protein shake to meet the calorie and macro goals. I'm gonna be so full of milk you could hear it sloshing around when I walk.
I do also love olive oil.

>>81541456
Why isn't he coming for this one then?

>>81541610
This one is an established general, so probably orders from the higher ups

>>81541599
I love olive oil too, especially if it's the right kind of olive oil (not canola in a different packaging, not in a shitty plastic bottle, not a scammy brand, tinted glass for preservation) and wanna get back to drinking raw milk like I used to when I was a kid and had cows nearby. Can I be your bf, the one that meal preps for you and helps you bulk and maybe is allowed to appreciate the jiggle?

>>81541715
God that sounds so nice. I want nothing more than to have big pecs and booty for my bf to play with. Having him use me as a pillow would be so wonderful.

sigh, meow is so nice and plump, I wish I was plump in all the right places like meow.

I wish my bf was super skinny and hairless

Would you rather bf an indian or die alone?

>>81542328
who is this whore? looks like a perfect dom top for me

>>81542132
It sounds like a dream, maybe I'll be like that too if I ever decide to equal my fbf in terms of size. I only hope that you won't cut lean too fast and some very lucky guy would have a chance to also rub a nice stocky soft tummy and have a softer cushion to lay on and tell bf how good he looks no matter how lean he is haha...

>>81542333
I don't respect cultures that normalize looking down on others (I'm refrencing the caste system thing they have) so I'll be alone if that were my only option.

current scent for the day is angel phantasm by mugler. i smell so good and yummy. i've also just been playing some league and had some retard try bullying me but he's been on a 8hour play session.. how is everyone feeling today?

I'm so friccin hyped to game today and watch some fights God I feel so good letssssssss goooooooooo

I still can't understand how anyone thinks watching two men beat the shit out of each other is in any way entertaining.

>>81542328
Jesus fuck he looks like a real life barbie doll
Where are his organs???

>>81542652
they are proportionally smaller in relation to his size. That said he needs a little more meat on the bones. He's too skinny.

>>81542555
I wanted to try perfume but I didn't realize how crazy expensive it was. I found this pretty one called Miami Vibes from "Juliette has a Gun" (radical fucking name for a perfume brand) and I went over to buy a bottle and it was $150!!! Maybe it's just a famous popular brand but holy cow.

>>81542666
There are some cheaper ones, don't go for name brand. Also why perfume instead of cologne? Is there a difference?

>>81542666
Are you the anon from a few threads back? I normally just buy decants online which are the same perfumes but put into smaller bottles, they work out cheaper and you can try all sorts of different scents. It's worth having a look!

>>81542666
nice satanic trips. get the sampler packs first, splurge when you find one you absolutely love

these sad sack editions are lame.

I have to actually get off my ass and mow the grass today. oh woe is me that I have but one simple task to do.

>>81542555
It's cute when a guy wears perfume because it means he puts effort into himself before showing up, but it makes licking and kissing his body into a minefield because I wanna kiss his neck and make a hickey only to feel a really spicy taste, doesn't deter me though.

Just don't go overboard with it, I smell too much perfume/cologne and I'm going to have middle school locker room flashbacks to the air so thick with axe body spray you couldn't breathe.

>>81542761
absolutely is the way, i just keep buying sampler packs though because i can smell different constantly
>>81542873
but the spicy taste is sooo so good nonny.

>>81542688
I think the only difference is cologne is supposed to smell more manly, like oak and cigars or whatever. I want to smell like a strawberry milkshake.
>>81542728
I probably am, and thanks! That sounds much more doable.
>>81542761
I mean I got to sample this one and I really did like it. Fragrances are such a strange alien world.

>>81542970
i completely forgot to mention, look on fragrantica too. it's a perfume/cologne database and gives stats and also reccommended scents, the notes and even reviews from other users

Meanwhile it has to be a major occasion for me to even shower and wear deodorant.

>>81543019
honestly, i feel so much more better when i smell GOOD. i can't even describe it, it's a confidence boost and just a mood boost. it's worth giving it a go

>>81542961
>but the spicy taste is sooo so good
You're the kind of person that drowns their food in ketchup aren't you?

>>81543062
rarely! but i do love sauces. mayo is better than ketchup. wbu??

finally quit playing war thunder and I have to say, feel closer to you guys, because it was like getting fucked in the ass for a thousand hours.

>>81543067
I WISH I got my butt stuffed for 1,000 hours.

>>81543088
not by a depleted uranium penetrator, you dont. thought that is a good porn name.

>>81543067

I haven't played wt in years. Though I always stuck to planes because for the life of me I couldn't spot shit in ground RB.

>>81543102
O.o
gulp....

>>81543108
I liked the planes more too. got far on france, before it got very very boring and tedious and I realised I spent 1000 hours on a gacha game for military enthusiast autists. the final few hundred hours were just because I had this one good friend who was fun to play wt with, but we had a fight and stopped being friends.
now I have no one to play multiplayer or co op games with, so it's mostly solo indie stuff i get for cheap and that's sitting on a backlog for me...
im usually frugal, but when I see a bunch of interesting games for only a couple euros on those key sites, frugality goes out the window

>>81543067
Quitting War Thunder felt so fucking good.
I'll re-install every now and then, fly some fun planes, and then uninstall it once I get my fix. It's so liberating to not care about the grind/daily rewards.

>>81543062
>spicy
>ketchup
where the HELL am i, chicago?

>>81543108
world of tanks is better. its a slow paced game for the mathematically minded. i tried war thunder once and it was a woobie zoobie muckfest.

>>81543066
Both of them mixed together is awesome in my opinion, but I use mayo more I guess since I sometimes mix it with pepper and onions sauce and it tastes exquisite (third gay thread in a row I use this word on)
>>81543260
It was an analogy, but I am white as fuck when it comes to spice tolerance.

>>81543274

I played wot for years as well (also world of warships) I was actually in the closed beta for wot all those years ago. I liked wt more realistic damage system more than the HP system of wot/

>>81542333
I would a indian if he was second generation

>>81543425
world of warships was way too slow. wot imo had the right combination of SOME realism in the module damage with the right things "gamified" for fun purposes. i mean, in real life, tanks can take like infinite hits if nothing penetrates, but if something does, everyone is dead. thats just not a recipe for a fun game.

reminds me of when everyone started playing cod instead of halo, and then instead of super jumping space man with a pretty big healthbar and rocket bikes n whatever, you had slow stomping army guys who *realistically* die from getting shot a few times. literally just not fun idk. the fact that fortnite has btfo cod among younger people now means i was right the whole time id say.

>>81543361
no, you are pasty as fuck. italians and spanish are caucasian and eat spicy things lots.

>>81543479

I loved the slow pace of wows, but I was a BB main so that's likely why. Though I was alright in cruisers but terrible in DD and never even tried CV and quit before subs were introduced. I made it to tier 8 before I just stopped playing because it was boring (not to mention the credit grind). I hear now they've completely fucked the game up by making consumable flags and camos gold purchase only.

>>81543361
i'm quite fond of both of them mixed but my favourite guilty pleasure is BBQ and mayo mixed.. i don't know why. it's just so yummy

>>81540351
YOU'RE House??

Tell my lazy ass to get out and mow the grass, it'll be the last cooler day for a while and I need to do it today.

>>81542594
It's more about the stakes, character and backstory. For example Conor McGregor was an underdog, from rags to riches, a huuge trash talker and so on. Kabib literally wrestled a baby bear as a kid, and then there's the guy whose name I forget whose fights all ended in a bloodbath. I am not huge into UFC, not at all, but I had a friend who was moderately interested in it and hear some stuff from him.

>>81543620
I bet you think wwe is real if you believe any of that manufactured BS.

So full of energy and happy I'm pretty sure this is how normalfags feel every day. I wonder what's it like to have the will to make yourself lunch after getting home from work.

>>81543620
betting on bumfights in the street is cheaper and doesnt make bloodsport a whatever billion dollar industry. sports is supposed to be how you fight someone without hurting them (much). making hurting them the point is just snickerdoodles deranged. people who enjoy it are sick and getting worse fast. they will be betting on death match streams from international waters within 10 yrs. something really ought to be done.

Been doing stairs every single day for about 30-45 minutes. I figured I would lose weight doing this, but I actually gained weight and I am now 151 lbs. Why is this? I look skinnier while my ass and legs look bigger. Is it because I'm gaining muscle?

>>81542333
I'd rather die alone they are super ugly, smelly, have horrible accents and overall gross

>>81542826
I like it so that nullifies your opinion. How is it not appropriate for a gaycel general?

>>81542666
I'd just buy something based on a smell I like (vanilla or coconut for example) i doubt there is much difference between brands. Snobs buy expensive shit just to brag imo. I never tasted or tried something that was expensive which merited the difference in price. Except Nutella and few rare things like that but overall it's an exception not the norm.

>>81543747
cause im not sad, its the middle of summer

ganguro boyfuriend

>>81543160
You can literally pirate almost all games unless they're new indies

>>81543784
Well sad is the general vibe around these parts so get used to it

>>81543479
Fps games are meant to be single players like doom

I get sad in the summer because it's so hot and muggy out. I want nice comfy days cuddled under a blanket.

>>81543797
i am used to it. its just not much to go on when you dont say anything specific.

>>81543659
Who cares if it's not real? Its fun.

turning the house temperature down far enough that its cold and can cuddle the huzzie!

>>81543620
>the guy whose name I forget whose fights all ended in a bloodbath
If you're talking about that era I think you mean prime Tony Ferguson
>>81543659
You are very dumb and uneducated
>>81543708
For me, the reason I don't carrot at all about street fights is that there is no real skill involved most of the time, just emotions and low iq bums trying to inflict damage. But unlike that other anon said sports is not about beating the shit out of eachother, it's about winning. I like the walking through fire without getting burned aspect of it, ie. putting yourself in harm's way but deflecting and avoiding pinches calmly while landing your own. Knockouts are fine and all but what's more impressive to me is being elusive and looking cool while you're in there.
>sports is supposed to be how you fight someone without hurting them (much)
I wrote that before reading this part but yeah you get it

>>81543835
its not really an "fps" although you can look down the barrel for sniping or precise shooting. mostly youre moving too fast to do that, if youre a good player. also your "body" is super large and orienting it correctly to receive incoming fire at the best possible angle for deflections is a constant geometrical calculation.

>>81543719
>151
Uhhh how short are you?

>>81543784
I'm sad in the summer because I have been forced to go to my village and work there all summer since early highschool. 'ate it

Meow where husbie meowwwww meow yay

>>81543991
street fights are kinda cool cause there's a whole aspect of context and continuum of force where you can't just instant kill everyone you meet with a head kick after they violated the NAP by stepping on your toes and cutting in line at self-checkout.

>>81543854
It's a thread edition dude, much better then durr coffee or le spaghetti

>>81543991
why do think they ever started doing boxing and other tightly regulated things instead of just having people fight in a cage? maybe cause even 2500 years ago they realized that was cruel and sadistic? its just horse pucky to claim youre only in it for the "agility" elements when you could watch literally anything else for that. except baseball. but pretty much anything else. you like the brutality and you need it to be reeeeaaaal instead of just a movie. jackie chan does lots of cool moves. watch him.

>>81544019
just dont go lol? what are you on a chain gang?

>>81544005
hey now weight doesn't really match height. not them but I'm a 128 lb 5'11 skeleton

>>81544025
when i make a thread about spaghetti its cause im making spaghetti and will talk about spaghetti as much as you want.

>>81544034
I live with my parents and they can kick me out you absolute retard. Don't go and do what? Starve to death????

>>81544036
you took too much ozempic all your muscles wasted away

>>81544040
Why don't you make your own thread for it instead of making your shitty blog themed op here? It's not about you this thread. Doesn't mean you shouldn't blogpost after the op just that edition should be universal.

>>81544044
I wish I could put on enough weight to use ozempic, I always wondered what I'd look like with even like 10-20 extra pounds

I think my biggest problem come with the fact that I can't really connect with people. I don't particularly care for anyone, I've never been in love, I find it hard to take others seriously. At this point I even debate if I have some sort of -pathy because I don't feel like it how human naturally behave, they go head over heels on emotions and do dumb and stupid shit
I still think I want a bf or even more but I don't want to waste somebody elses time on me when they can pick a boyfriend that has a massive emotional response to actions, which pains me because I don't know how be better and maybe, if I ever is given a chance, to be with the guy I like and not be a disappointment both in terms of looks and personality on top of that. I really want to fall in love and experience it and give some guy my whole heart away and let him experience what I never had but I can see how lack of teen romances shapes a man to be unavailable to love another man in it's progression

I took too much psyllium husk and haven't shit in 3 days is that bad

>>81544058
the myostatin inhibitors are already cookin boy. ingest this substance to put on 10-20lbs of muscle with none of the side effects of steroids. have you seen the statistics on gen Z steroid use in the wake of fitness influencer culture? it's not just you, all them boys are finna buss

>>81544026
Boxing has been around for ages,much before cage fights like mma but I get what you mean
>its just horse pucky to claim youre only in it for the "agility" elements
Yes because you can read minds and not because you're insane and too confident in your flimsy assumptions
>you like the brutality
I already said what's the main appeal. Yes I want it to be real but, again, it's not about inflicting damage but about imposing your will on someone. "I can hit you but you can't hit me". Is wrestling brutal? I wouldn't say so even if it's hard on the body but you don't see blood or punches or things you likely are bitching about here.

>>81544026
>>81544122
so like for example in a street fight there's no clear line being crossed, no starting gun or referee telling you to "let's get it on." boundaries are vague and shifting. if i pinch your man titty will you swing on me? what if i only poked at it a little with my fingernail. what if i stood realllllly close to you and made you smell my bad breath from the smoking and cavities and you could see how wild my nose hairs look when i don't trim them. are you gonna fight me just cause our tubby bellies are smooshing together and it looks like we might kiss? look into my eyes and read the passion behind them

>>81543784
The middle of summer is so hot and humid I feel sick and miserable all the time.

>>81544111
This sounds fake and gay and I'm not risking my nuts on it. I'll stick to ground turkey and protein shakes thank you very much.

>>81544198
>>81544122
if youre gonna have SOME rules just watch football. i mean im not saying bashing each other isnt cool...but its just as artificial as anything ,except more gruesome, to attract viewers like you.

>>81544198
in real life i would evade by running away. thats whats stupid about being in a cage really. you would have to hunt me down, and when you are huffing and puffing i will be the boss of you, and you will do what i want.

>>81544356
If you man what americans call football it's more dangerous for your health than even combat sports if you do it. As for watching I don't like team sports.

It rained a bit but barely any rain tho it is chilly and cool but good thing I keep my mouth shut or else I'd swallow a ton of flies (when I looked down there were many on my shirt lol) on my run

>>81544356
gamifying martial arts to make them safe for sport also has an intended side effect of making them safe to practice in training. being able to practice safely means you can get experience fighting and using your techniques against an actual resisting opponent.

>>81544411
what if we're waiting at tacobell and they didn't bring your order out yet. you can't run away. what then uhh?!

but yes thats a good instinct to run away, that's smart. really, knowing when to gtfo BEFORE the trouble starts is probably the best thing you can do.

I bet you can't guess what I'm thinking right now

>>81544484
tandem boyfriend bicycle

>>81544484
You're thinking about how much you wanna kiss me.

>>81544458
wow anon you must be really stinky... *sniffs*

>>81544476
>side effect of making them safe to practice in training. being able to practice safely means you can get experience fighting and using your techniques against an actual resisting opponent.
No it means you can't attack some targets like balls, back of the head etc.
Switch kick is a switch kick nigga. Do you think there are super secret street arts of kicking harder? Because there aren't

boyfriend tandem bike > kissing

>>81544490
No
>>81544493
Definitely not

>>81544505
What if one of the seats was backwards so you could kiss while biking.

Daily reminder that if you don't look young and cute you are ngmi.

>>81544521
Jokes on you I'm gonna get super big and hairy by the time I turn 30 and some desperate twink with severe daddy issues is going to fall madly in love with me and stay with me forever.

>>81544435
what are you gonna do wear a guys face on a sweatshirt? i didnt like playing team sports v much but it being like team falcons or whatever is just funnier.

>>81544519
but the one in front has to steer, he cant sit backwards!!

>>81544502
yeah or joint locks have to be applied gradually so the opp has a chance to submit, dynamic moves that just reap and break things are forbidden. do you think removing the practice of them makes the whole sport weaker? or is it stronger because the community is bigger and healthier and the professors are not all crippled from cutthroat bloodsport competitions

>>81544476
as a man, sometimes its my obligation to start the trouble and then deal with it. so far no one has tried anything. well i have been run up on a couple times but i just kind of larry david at them and they kind of dont know what to do. maybe im a jedi.

>>81544569
We have to get NASA's top engineers on this right away. We need the tandem boykissing bike.

>>81544043
in my country theres places for people who get kicked out and food is a lot easier than that. i end up half living on grocery store samples without even noticing.

Meow lookie at this I am so this this is so me yay

>>81544535
I have severe issues, but not sure if they're daddy kind. Is that alright?

>>81544812
would a possum even eat a burger? I know it would likely make them sick.

>>81544638
perhaps some type of sideways bike?

>>81544572
i guess that's true. it's certainly convenient having the option to defend yourself, at least.

>>81544812
Kidnapping fast food employee and Keeping him

>>81544058
mix a cup of peanut butter with a cup of sugar, then mix in an egg. form balls, place on a baking sheet and squish with a fork, bake at 350 for 10 minutes. i get big really fast on these.

>>81544899
a really scary person would have a knife or a gun anyway. who is trying to punch people in current year?

>>81544950
What if you got mugged by Jackie Chan

>>81544971
i would give him my empty wallet and cheap phone? and the idol?

>>81544684
I'm not going to go homeless over 3-4 months of suffering, it's still better. And I dont like beggingor talking to people and asking for help so I would likely just die in a ditch alone.

I have a pew-pew but I don't carry it outside the home. If someone gets close enough to mug me then it wouldn't help anyway.

wish i was mugged by asian hung cutie named zhangxie CHAD

I'm disappointed in you guys. Of course I was thinking migu
https://youtu.be/qHU3hf1b8NY

>>81545031
That song kinda sucks, not a very good Miku song.

>>81544572
You're just a hairy male karen

>>81545008
having actually sat in random places looking sad and hungry by accident, people will literally offer to buy you things or ask if you need to get somewhere, especially if youre young ish. the more wet rat you look the better. not that this is anything but fiction. if your parents would actually make you homeless for not doing some stupid work thing, they suck ass and you should leave? so either way. if youre really scared of them being mad at you, then come up with some other project to say youre working on. why are you just suffering?

>>81545040
But the video is very cute

>>81545048
i stand up for women and old people lol. you are worth nothing if you dont do that.

>>81544005
5'6 / 167cm. Probably 5'7, I have no idea anymore.

>>81544846
They can eat corpses they should be fine
>>81544925
Why

God I wish I could take care of a shorter cuter bf.

>>81545093
How short do you need anon, 5"3 myself.

>>81545062
It's slop. Pure unfiltered SLOP.

>>81545252
Anyone below 6'4", even by one centimeter would be enough. You must be very cute and charming huh.

I am neither cute nor charming but I am below 6'4 does that qualify me for anything?

>>81545391
No sorry, your job is to rot in a hole and die ugly lol

>>81545413
Damn... Is there anything I can do?

>>81545416
Yeah you can die in a hole

>>81545391
Probably. If you're not cute or charming, how would describe yourself?

>>81545391
Do you really have no reedemable qualities?
atleast you're honest about it, that's one.

>>81545325
You're slop! You are slop!!!!!!

>>81545513
I am not slop!! I am NOT!!! AM NOT!!

>>81545423
:(
:((((
>>81545471
>>81545471
People say I am friendly and "wise", and I have been called handsome before by an internet friend. But I am also riddled with mental illness, ever so kindly gifted to me by my parents.

I have wasted a perfect day to mow, make sure to point that out in a few days when I inevitably bitch about having to do it in 90 degree heat and humidity.

>>81545519
Ok you're not but what you said was NOT nice >:(

>>81545547
It sounds like you could be a great guy
Be my consort, I'm mentally ill too and would need a wise and friendly guy to guide me before I lose my sanity and grace

Talloids are so retarded yawn

>>81545710
how tall is tall enough to be a talloid?

>>81545746
More than 5'5"

i made hlapeno hot boy corn jiffy green thai curry muffints; theyre very good. you can get one o these pots of thai curry paste on amzon even if you dont have a store and its good for many things; i like green thai curry lots as well. if im feeling a bit extra ill make green thai curry with fried rice. but anyway these muffints are tasty. i substituted the milk with 30g yogurt and 45g water.

>>81545710
Not our fault, protein went to our spine instead of the brain. Besides its the only good quality I have, don't take it from me :(

>>81545558
Yeah could have been great having friends like me, one that would put you in a skimpiest shorts and cheer on you from the back

>>81545940
Proving my point right

I love being super tall and super smart yay

>>81546248
But steelix you're quite stupid

I am average height but probably below average intelligence. I just like to feel smart.

>>81545710
5'3 blue eyes blonde hair. manket ethnostate when
and yes im posting this to get pedos to reply lol. if yr a gay man and want someone more than like, 4-5" shorter than u, yr a pedo!

>>81546368
Didn't ask kys whore yay where is a bf who is 7" taller than me

>>81546383
How tall are you meow?

>>81546383
holy moly pedobaiter? how often did u get touched as a child...

>>81546395
5'5" yay too low content whatttt

>>81546368
Pre or post twink death 5'3???

I need a cute short twink to sit snugly in my lap so I can rest my head on his head and wrap my arms around his waist.

I borrowed Japanese childrens books from da livraree

is 26 too old to want a boyfriend
am i being immature

Every bottom I've ever spoken to has made fun of my height it's over I will never ever have sex

>>81546411
why do u care? how tall r u?

>>81546425
For you, probably not and I can see hope. For me as a fellow 26, it's never been more over.

>>81546306
No? My intellect is genius level lolmiau
You're just too mediocre to understand me ^____^

>>81546443
I dont fucking know muttland measurements but its more than you. Only thing you have over me is the blue eyes, hair we are equal, though mine is pretty ashy or something like that.

>>81546408
Ah okay, thought you'd be taller. You'll find a bf easy.

I played way too many good games today and I should really be grateful I'm alive and able to experience such things. I would give a special mention to bloom paradise, which now that I think about it looks very familiar like I already played (the riding wave mechanic in particular) but that's impossible as it's only released today. Anyway it looks very cute and is one of those old time-y arcade games, just a joy to play. Mc looks like slime version of typical Chao from sonic which is cool. I really enjoyed splashing water and then riding the wave and also just walking and making flowers bloom under me. Big yay.

meow should go to Sweden and get a tall Nordic bf and carry on the proud tradition of Finns getting bleached by the Swedes.

>nfw no dominant fem suomi bf

>>81546458
Not funny cried
>>81546479
How so
>>81546509
I wouldn't mind a swedish bf but I won't go to Sweden for one a rantaruotsalainen is fine

>>81546509
It's funny if you go to finland and all the swedes live in these swedish enclave rich suburbs with their pet somalians it's like no matter where the swedes are they have to import and bring BIG BLACK COCK with them and the fins are forced to deal with them and worship the BBC too because the swedes are their masters

Passed out for 3 hours now it's dinner time funny how time works.
I got so used to going to the gym after work I forgot I have like
Narcolepsy or something

I still have a couple hours before it gets dark, tell my fat ass to go mow even though my back hurts. We have a week of some very hot weather coming.

>>81546639
lie down in the grass and die, return to nature

>>81546549
Yay love stoopid tears so yummy

Burying my face in my fbf's hair as I hug him from behind and try not to accidentally poke him with the boner I always get when I smell him.

I need to ask for adderall.

>>81546838
Adderall gives me stomach ulcers, so my doctor gave me adhd pills that aren't supposed to agitate my stomach and they ended up being even worse but I couldn't see him again for another year, fuck medicine.

>>81545051
>they suck ass and you should leave? sl
Yeah no shit retard they suck. But not like I can leave when I don't have any skills or ability to live on my own lol
>having actually sat in random places looking sad and hungry by accident, people will literally offer to buy you things or ask if you need to get somewhere
Not everyone loves in friendly places like privileged westoids do. No one would give me shit and I would be embarrassed to ask. You always do this retarded shit where you think everyone has the same personality as you or is in similar circumstances. I'm choosing the lesser of two evils and that's all there is to it.

>>81545547
I think anyone who asks for validation from strangers should be laughed at :3
Why do you need to feel better about yourself is some rando says you're bfable?
>>81545558
I won't talk to you unless you audibly oink you fat self humiliating pig
>>81545710
Not as retarded as furries lmao

>guy feels down and wants some external validation
>asympathetic psychotic piece of shit tries to drag him down in his swamp of misery and failed to sound human

>>81547006
And what is the lesson we should learn here? Never reply on others and seek strength from within.

>>81546868
i just assume everyolne is in america. its fair because you can simply come here if you arent here.

Now I'm B-Kelly, bitch, now I'm Brad Cosby, bitch
Now, I'm Puff Daddy rich, that's Me Too me rich
Why he say he sucked my dick? Then he say he ain't sucked my dick?

He gon' take it up the ass like a ventriloquist

>>81547083
I can't believe Brad would do this
For shame

>>81547023
nta
And why should we let "no one will come and save you" keep being the standard?
the world's cruel and you can't change that, but people can change themselves, and make the cruel world a lil' better.

Why doesn't Brad have a bf?

I just drained my balls to twink porn again

I wish it was easier to get a twink bf as a straight white man

Life not having some great universal meaning was never something that bothered me. Maybe I'm one of the few people who actually kinda finds it comforting how unimportant we are in the grand scheme of things.

The beauty of life is finding YOUR meaning, a reason to move forward and a goal you want to accomplish or just figuring out what makes you happy. Something that makes you feel like you're living not just surviving. To feel human and not like a zombie.

When we die the world keeps on moving like nothing happened, but what about those close to us? For them it's not just another day: it's a tragedy. They will remember that day just like you would if it was them. And it's funny because the less people know about it more special it feels. Like the equivalent of a secret hideout, something you share with only a select few you trust. And it leaves a lasting impact on us.
There was this game I played a while back that had this idea how your world stops when someone you love dies. And I think that's beautiful. Tragic but romantic. We all have our own worlds. And those worlds will disappear with us. But those we leave behind won't. They'll have to deal with the fallout. And you just hope one day you get to reunite, even if it's just in your dreams.

>>81547172
Brad doesn't have a bf because he's 14 years old

>>81547172
because he is a bpd psychopath with no redeeming qualities

>>81547167
Because no amount of helping can help you long term unless you learn to be at peace with yourself. Doesnt mean you shouldn't help them, no, you should help them change!

>>81547172
he's not even gay and his attraction to men is barely sexual

>>81547174
>Busts fatass nuts to men
>straight
pick one, also you're white, no fucking way there's zero options unless you're [stacy only] but not worthy of stacy
Does it make sense to call top-tier bottom twinks stacy? I feel like it does.

>>81547196
>because he is a bpd psychopath with no redeeming qualities
HE JUST LIKE ME!!!!

>>81547220
They weren't men they were cute twinks so it was straight and I'm not picky or anything it's the bottoms who are picky and won't fuck me

>>81547196
I've been described more as a depressed sociopath.
>>81547219
Be assured fraulein I cannot get my willy up to women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZbHB16ph20

describe your first male crush

>>81547268
N from pokemon

>>81547268
I was mostly completely unattracted to anyone for most of my life until I met a guy in high school with curly hair and the cutest face with tons of acne, he had such a sweet voice and was super friendly and earnest and I stared at him a bunch.

>>81547241
You'd get called a fag by straight people and you'd be considered "not a real gay guy" for only being into effeminate twinks by gay people.
does that put you into sexuality limbo?

>>81547241
Im straight (i think) because my standards are strange. Guys have to feminine but obviously not troons... its strange...
I wish women werent such assholes though, making me think about being gay and stuff >:(
Damn women forcing me to jerk off to yaoi!!!
>>81547314
nta, but truth nuke

>>81547246
sure, you are so gay that you couldn't ever find a bf to match your criteria for "whatever reason" and now look for women to make spiglets with

>>81547314
No I'm just straight
>>81547333
It's not women's fault I'm attracted to cute twinks it's just because I'm straight so I'm attracted to them because of my heterosexuality

>>81547268
This one guy who would always brighten up my day when we talked. He is funny, charming and silly in all the right ways. So much so it feels like he was genetically engineered to make me happy just by existing. And everything he did was cute to me. From his tsundere antics to the way he speaks and even his performance anxiety despite no real stakes because he can't fail. If he does it's still in a silly way you find endearing. I can't get mad at him for long. Even when he does things I don't like he can always make me want to give him a hug after being his cute self.

>>81547373
aside from your mental gymnastics, do you geniunly enjoy looking at dick, or only if it's covered?

>>81547333
What did women ever do to you?

>>81547402
He is a troll why are you talking to him seriously?

>>81547417
Refused to date him, that's how a prison gay is born

>>81547402
I jerk of to videos of twinks jerking off or even just pics of their dicks if they are really good looking

But it's not mental gymnastics I really am straight

i want to get topped but i can't find anyone on grindr who isnt fat, black, or 50 years old

>>81547268
Fictional:
Main character from a bodybuilding flash game, the grunting and muscle growth made my penis feel funny and was my gay awakening, even if I didn't know it at the time.
Real:
I don't remember my true first real person crush, but the earliest one I remember was of one of one friend I had, he was younger than me by a year or two but he had a really cute face and chubby body with a happy trail, I saw once because he took his shirt off while super drunk and I got to look at his cute belly.
We kinda talked about our attraction to each other the same night but I found out he was only attracted to me while drunk, and not while sober, obviously I could fuck him there but I was tending to a friend that was not having a good time on weed so I didn't want to leave him for that, plus I wasn't horny anyways.

>>81547417
How much time have you got?
>>81547427
Hey, I don't even jaywalk! Or go on dates with capricious bitches

>>81547417
nta but I hooked up with a bi guy that went on an incel-tier rant about women so probably a lot.

grass has been mowed but I feel like I might collapse. Holy shit that was hard, it's what I get for not doing it for a while. Doesn't help I'm not sweating much because I'm dehydrated.

>>81547174
finding tops who aren't fat or only into masc guys as a bi guy is hard as fuck

what exactly is being masc vs fem? Body hair? Muscles? Heavier body weight? Personality and interests?

I emailed them a month ago asking why I couldn't get a face sugaring, but the hair removal place finally emailed me back explaining that they only do it for men after scheduling a consultation to explain the risks of infection. Apparently it's rather dangerous working with a "network beard", still not sure what that means, Google isn't giving me anything. However, this does mean it is still on the table for me not to have huge, ugly follicles showing on my face every time I shave. Hallelujah!

>>81547524
I'm not fat or into masc guys but I don't really know any other tops so I guess that's true?

A masc guy trying to act submissive or cute just seems gross to me
>>81547541
Mostly looks like muscles and body hair and weight stuff like that cause bottoms can be fem with a masc personality that's just a power bottom

>>81547615
>A masc guy trying to act submissive or cute just seems gross to me
God you sound like the evil version of me
Big hairy dudes should feel comfortable acting cute and calling me daddy

>>81547638
Tops are masc
Bottoms are fem
This is how it was meant to be this is the natural order

>>81547734
Plebeian taste.

>gays to have follow straight gender roles with a submissive fem bottom and dom masc top

No, give me the masc bottoms and the fem tops. fuck your binary.

>>81547750
Exactly, I'd love to fuck a guy that could rip my head off but loves me enough to not do that and instead lets me get off in him before he does in me.

>>81547750
People like you is why homophobia exists

butter rum lifesaver #skinnyguylife

the sport i excel most at is....shooting rubberbands.

Being a skinny guy sucks and I hate it. Men should have filled out silhouettes. It's what we were born for.

>>81547931
i simply eat peanut butter cookies when i want that as i said. thats easy.

>>81547937
I hate peanut butter so much. I stick to olive oil and meat.

>>81547956
well...thats why youre skinny. all them unmixed fats are just running right out of you. peanut butter is integrated fats and proteins and such in a paste, its very easy for the body to absorb. you could make meatballs perhaps.

I always wondered if people have severe nut allergies could you just load peanut oil into a water gun and shoot people to death with it?

>>81547795
I genuinely hate you, kill yourself

i bought some stuff guys!!!!
>>81540815
well he's having mental health issues so i assumed he just couldnt talk but now its been way too long so i assume something happened to him

>>81548042
Yes I already know all bottoms hate me for not being chad but thanks for reminding me whore

>>81548052
I just looked up Pilgrim and it sounds rad as heck. Probably going to pirate it instead of buy it though.

>>81547996
Oh come on its literally fat and oil and protein it HAS to make me bigger

>>81548072
>>81548052

is that a book, game or what?

>>81548099
It looks like a horror novel set during the crusades. It says it's full of folklore and mythos and whatnot.

shower time I think, been almost two weeks so I'm a stinky fat neet.

>>81547449
Haha dude weed wins again let's smoke some crack and have seggs
>>81547742
Prisongay taste as expected from a troll
>>81547931
I hate you and hope you suffer
>>81547997
We should test this for science

I'm so pathetic I stink so badly I never shower and I'm so lazy I'm such a pathetic fat neet please make fun of me

>>81548061
Except I'm not a bottom and I hate you for being a non human npc with fake personality and for posting on a gay thread while not being gay while pretending your shitty prisongay taste ishow things should be. Kill your pathetic cuckself already.

>>81548364
>Crack
I'm sure you're a lovely guy and everything but I don't date black guys, I'm sorry :<

>>81548348
Story did you really go two weeks without a shower? It's hard to even imagine the smell

>>81548692

not quite two weeks but for the past several months I've been really lazy about them and take them roughly every two weeks now instead of weekly as before.

>>81548702
Doesn't the smell bother you? I had trouble showering as a severely depressed teenager, but the longest I could go was 4 days without a shower before my own stench was so bad that it was uncomfortable

how do i get a cute mexi-bf?

>>81548444
I fell in love with a black guy once but he was straight. He would ride his motorcycle for 10 miles just to see me, making it impossible not to fall

>>81548770
go to mexico

>>81541278
This image makes me sad and I'm a top. You just plan on chucking your lover aside when they get a bit older? That's not right.

>>81541064
bottoms have such low standards though, it's like you haven't tried anything outside of this place

>>81548948
"standards" isnt a number line. people can be looking for different things. i have an odd type, among others, thats wild men sort of like the guy that won the alaska season of alone by building a stone house barehanded and stabbing a musk ox in the ass. met a few guys like this in real life and i dont know what i feel exactly. i would probably do anything they asked me too cause theyre cool.

>>81548748

Nope and the house is so dirty I'm pretty much noise blind to it. I've never had much of a sense of smell.

Anybody else have deep rooted trauma stemming from school? I basically got super depressed around 14 because all my life I was bullied and teachers didn't give enough of a shit to even give fake motivation for me except for like 2. Tried to kill myself a couple times. I had to finish my dipolama later on than everybody and haven't really done anything with it just because I feel ashamed of it.

>>81549130
all kids should have the right to move schools at least each year or something. theres not that many in a class and sometimes you just dont like any of them and its unfair to have to just be alone through school from random chance.

>>81549020
true but let's be honest, that "bottoms only want chad" guy has issues and I don't think being rejected by bottoms is one of them. Dude sounds like a lunatic most of the time

>>81549158
who's going to take them to that school each day? Most kids are only really in range of one.

>>81549160
what do you think of this guy? i walk by big posters like this a lot and i kind of have a crush.

>>81549130
why did they bully you, anon? I too was crippled by constant bullying from 11 to 14. It destroyed my self esteem and my social skills. They bullied me for being a faggy kid. Some wounds never heal. Sone scars are so deep they leave dents in your mind.

>>81549166
someones elses fucking problem. make the school pay for an uber if someone was having such a bad time they decided to swipe left on their school in favor of a random new one lol. what they do now is put the kid on pills if he complains.

>>81549180
attractive in a pajeet way

the ice cream is pretty good also.

>>81549191
No, what they do now is the same thing they did back in our day: nothing. Kids are left to fend off for themselves.
That means the weakest kids will pay the ultimate price like we did.

>>81549212
my sisters got a lot of pills for complaining about being sort of anxious a lot.

>>81549185
For being autistic in a nutshell. And being ugly also. Don't really care to explain specifics but it was a time before ADHD was well accommodated in the schools here. I feel less ugly and autistic as of late though. I wasn't really a fag as a kid though. But I agree on your last two sentences.
>>81549158
I agree in theory but there needs to be a more complex restructuring for schools to be "fair".

I was bullied and beaten up a couple times but I never came close to an hero. Probably not to your level.

And it should be known that most of my bulling was deserved and had I kept my mouth shut I likely would have been mostly ignored.

>>81549225
>complaining about mental health symptoms vs complaining about being bullied
Two different things.

>>81549198
ranveer is a power name. you would do anything for him.

>>81549236
>there needs to be a more complex restructuring for schools to be "fair"
How so?

>>81549249
It wasn't really bullying as much as realizing how little teachers cared about me. And my family too I guess. Bad mix.

>>81549249
>And it should be known that most of my bulling was deserved
Why? Because you were annoying and obnoxious?

>>81549252
the consequences of being bullied are mental health symptoms. what are you talking about? thats why its bad. they treat mental health symptoms like anxiety with pills instead of root causes like bullying with real solutions like moving schools or whatever else.

>>81549236
>Don't really care to explain specifics
What, bro the specifics are the best part. Share those details. It's therapeutic

>>81549275

I actively corrected people if they said something I thought was wrong. At the same time I thought I was the smartest kid in the school despite not being AP (too lazy) and making Bs and C in normal classes.

>>81549236
>I wasn't really a fag as a kid
so when did you start being one? Boys never name called you a fag back in school?

>>81549281
Not every mental health problem is rooted in bullying, just like not every bullying victim will have mental health issues that need medicalization. I just think you saying they give pills to kids complaining about being bullied is a dumb hyperbole.

>>81549293
>I thought I was the smartest
>not being AP
lmao

>>81549284
I remember being like 14, missing a few classes because my mom couldn't drive me to school because she was in the mental hospital, and after telling my woes to the counciler he basically told me to retake it with no sympathies and a tone of little interest. I think that was my watershed moment because I tried to an hero a few weeks after. You want any more stories? Also being really jealous of "smart" kids cause I would score highly on tests but always be shit at homework.
>>81549296
I just don't really have a gay voice or mannerisms aside from shaving smooth and crossing my legs. Most people assume I'm straight.

>>81549328
>You want any more stories
Yes I want to know the details of the bullying, I want to compare the bullying we suffered

>>81549320

well I did take one AP class, a history one. I made a B in it. Oh and I was also a fedora atheist and obnoxious about it. I annoyed the teacher (and the other kids) so much.

>>81549340
I don't really feel like revealing that to anyone but my fbf. (if he wanted to hear of course.)

>>81549345
Not even anonymously? Was it so bad? Opening up about it can be therapeutic but it's your trauma, do what you want

>>81549319
many mental problems are rooted in things like a bad family situation or bad work or school environment that is the root cause of various symptoms like anxiety. people will then feel anxious and go to the doctor to get a pill for anxiety. but that doesnt fix the problem. anxiety you cant feel still affects you. its like taking painkillers for acid reflux instead of changing your diet. you cant feel it as much but your stomach is still being eaten away.

>>81549328
>Most people assume I'm straight.
Even back in school?

>>81549372
except that there are people who will develop mental health issues even without bullying or any other trigger. The doctors have a limited range of action, they must to what they can to alleviate suffering.
The point is, you make it sound like a kid is prescribed medication for complaining about bullying and that's just a dumb generalization. Most of the time, the adults will do nothing instead and the kid will be on their own.

>>81549401
where did i say nothing but bullying causes mental issues? i said bullying is a frequent cause of mental issues. and its just bonzo retarded that moving a kid between schools isnt within a doctors range of action. thats kind of my entire point.

pineapple cake in the night time...

I can't read my mail cause I'm stupid.

how do i have gay sex without actually interacting with another person

>>81545659
Does being a "consort" come with free cuddling?
>>81546942
Anon... I...

sighhhhhhh
i miss my e-bf still

>>81550943
me too buddy

what was he like?

>>81550947
he was really empathetic and wise, i know that sounds really generic but im not the best at describing people (not even myself). he really loved music and synths and was always happy to listen to whatever music i sent him. we were able to talk about anything pretty much, both casual and serious.

>>81550966
Kinda sounds like me but my relationship was very one sided

Wish I had a bf I could regain my empathy with

>>81550600
You can't read your mail cause I stole it, fuck you.

>>81551522
I think I got scammed by a postal worker or USPS cause I never got one of my legos that costed 100 bucks :(

>>81551565
This is so tragic I bet you need a blow job to make it all better huh?

>>81551572
Yea but only from my fbf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e17mr5ZtWPI

I went out to see if my pea plants needed to be watered but it rained last night and those fuckers look healthy as all get out so I think we're good.

What are your guys' opinion on gay incest? bad or acceptable?

>>81551658
We seen two niggas kissing we ain't know what that shit means.

>>81551658
don't do that the baby will be born retarded

>>81551701
>>81551702
But what if two family members fell in love and they really loved each other and there's no risk of incest pregnancy cause they are gay? just like one of my yaoi incest doujins

I barely had any sleep last night. Woke up so tired I had to get an ice coffee on the way. It sucked but it was also my breakfast since I'm not hungry. Ls in the chat.

If in latin c's are pronounced like k's would this mean cicero was pronounced like kickero?

Consequentialism is the most retarded thing ever so it's no surprise it appeals to reddit midwits and leftist cucks. Intentions are what matters. It's easily the thing that matters most and it's not even close. If someone steps on my shoe accidentally and apologizes I don't even care I'm not going to be an asshole about it I have no idea what kind of a day he had and he didn't do it on purpose. But if someone steps on my shoe and laughs in my face about it and looks to start a fight...well that's a whole different situation even if the consequences for me are the same.

In short people make mistakes even when their intentions are good and if their heart is in the right place you should take that into consideration.

Give me 69 years, another season in this hell
There is sex and death in mother nature's plans
Like Prometheus we are bound, chained to this rock
Of a brave new world, our god forsaken lot

>>81551658
My friend has gay thoughts about his older brother and spams about how he will dress up like in cosplay and lure him to fuck him. Crazy imo

>>81551847
Yeah, and sextus was pronounced secktus

>>81551658
Hot in theory but probably not in practice. I have some fantasies about that but I do not have a brother so who knows how I would feel if I had one.

>>81551881
This feels like a silly post. Like everything in life it depends on the situation. If someone on a job site tries to be helpful but he's a moron and turns on some massive machine while another guy is cleaning it and suddenly THAT GUY has to be cleaned out of it, I would say the consequences mattered more than the intentions, no matter how much the first guy apologizes.

>>81551881
I'd have to disagree partly, if someone does something rude or actually hurtful to someone else but "didn't mean it that way" it does not really matter, because that does not make the pain go away. Doesn't apply to every circumstance obviously but it's important to keep in mind.

>>81548770
this but the other way around?!?!?!? this was somehow not original

I am currently shitting. You are welcome.

>>81551847
yes, and caesar is kai-sar -- you can see this in words derived from caesar like, well, kaiser, as well as czar.

>>81551881
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. as the old saying goes, don't attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.

>>81552206
he means "matter" in the sense of moral judgment, not in the sense of what the consequences are. if everyone else lets somebody retarded on a jobsite and they so something retarded, its not their "fault" in a moral sense, its everyone elses.

I'm gonna do a midsummers spell tonite yay

>>81552999
mmmmggh mmgghh yummy mmffgh.
God i should be shot.

time for my single motivation day of the month. Already went to the store early so I couldn't get fast food, stocked up on stuff to cook and got one thing marinating for tonight. Maybe I should do something else like clean a little bit.

>>81553095
I wish I could have one of those. I can't bring myself to do anything ever.

>>81551881
This is why billionaires are the good guys actually, they're just succeeding within the established framework and bringing maximum value to the world. It's not their fault if many millions of people are harmed consequentially, they were only trying to do the best job possible. After all they have a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders to think about, what about them? There are retired boomers whose passive income relies on the CEO to extract profits from the labor class... they won't be able to afford another cruise to the Bahamas this year if not for that...

>>81553136
After a motivation day I often get very, extremely lazy for a couple of days. Some times I end up throwing things away because I just didn't feel like cooking them and had frozen or fast food instead.

I'm only attracted to men in that I might want to kiss some, but mostly I just find some of them hot/attractive in an objective sense. Besides that, the thought of having or receiving penetrative sex with one of them completely turns me off. Does this make me gay?

Walked 20 000 steps again award

I doubt I walk 20,000 steps in a week.

I need to get a step counter just to see how much meow is stepmogging me, I'm curious if that's a lot or not.

It's approximately 13km with my short legs if that helps

>>81553754
I mean I mostly bike everywhere so most of my walking happens at work, I walk back and forth a lot but I don't have a distance to measure it with.

new event off to a good start with the bestus hobby!

>>81552206
I didn't say consequences don't matter or that there shouldn't be some form of punishment if you mess up, just that it's not nearly as important as intentions when judging someone's actions morally. In your example that moron will likely have ptsd and be haunted by what he did for the rest of his life and probably get jail time but there is a reason why we differentiate between 1st degree murder and manslaughter. And the punishment shouldn't be the same, obviously. This is also where "capacity to re offend" comes into play.
>>81552208
It does matter tho. Do you judge mentally deficient/ill the same as you would someone more capable? You should have more understanding for one over the other based on capabilities and intensions I think this is obvious. And again, I'm not saying you should be ok with it. Just that maybe don't overreact when someone says something stupid if they didn't mean to offend. While I don't disagree much I feel like you're trying to excuse some shitty outbursts like ITS MA'AM type shit and that wouldn't be reasonable imo. Just be nice to people yay.
>>81553053
Yes. One of my pet peeves is when people act like they knew what you think when they have no idea. Maybe it's because I spent time with very mentally ill people I just learned that some people think in very strange ways and that reasons they do things arent always what you would guess. It kinda pisses me off when someone is confident about your intentions. Like, why is he so sure when he doesn't even know you lol.
But such people are usually bad faith ideologues so

>>81553867
is this a gacha game for the gays?

They say you can't learn anything from games

>>81553930
No one will ever say anything like this to me. This isn't learning, it's punisment.

Another great day of games and there is no signs of slowing down. So many good games released in last few days it's a struggle to keep up but idk how much time I'll have to game in the near future so boohoo.
>Summit steps of solace
A kinda hard precision platformer I beat earlier today. Frustrating but not too frustrating I guess. Tho I'm really bad at precision platformers. I like how wen you die you don't lose progress so not a big deal ig. But like everyone I hate doing the same sequence until I beat in 100th try. Or maybe some people like that...
>blood moon rush
80s. Castlevania. Cool music. Awesome platforming experience.
Not sure I'll be able to beat this one, at least not for few days.
>Dino quake
Arcade style mobile game, very fun and cute looking. Might play later.

And this is not even all the games I played/want to play waaaaaaa overwhelmed

I'm sad today
Can you guys give me some attention?

Do you guys listen to brat?

>>81554122
you rolled one of my lucky numbers. more guys need shorts like in your picture. i have them, but i am brave.

>>81554170
What if I have gross knobby knees?

>>81553425
You might just be asexual which is cool and all.
It will make finding a gay relationship hell, but it already is before the asexuality gets taken into account so I guess it don't matter much.

>>81554132
I'm attracted to men but I'm not "gay" if that makes sense.
Someone told me I have a tranny taste in music though.

Moo I'm a fat cow moo

>>81554122
Sorry I can only give attention to my bf and nobody else (I don't have a bf (as of now( anf forever)))

I want to make a hypothetical where you create your ideal BF with a 100 dollars but I need opinions on what kind of men /r9gay/ finds attractive so if you'd be so kind, describe in as much detail as possible your ideal male companion, doesn't have to be realistic since it's an ideal.

>>81554196
not a thing. in any case if you hike, walk or do leg days enough your legs will get better shaped. if youre a starving skinnybones you just need to eat more peanut butter cookies and walk about really. one summer of hiking a lot is enough to look completely different.

>>81554845
You need to make two one for bottoms one for tops. Also is it physical attributes or personality related?

>>81554845
He'd have to be 5'10 or shorter, very heavy set with a big fuzzy belly, Hispanic (any kind), thick curly hair, preferably wears glasses, shaves his face sometimes but not often, kind of lazy with a messy apartment, really happy-go-lucky and affectionate, loves to cuddle even when it's hot and we get sweaty, listens to any kind of music except rap or (blank)-pop, into nerdy stuff of any kind, bad at video games like me so when we play together he doesn't get bored of beating me constantly.
That's everything I can think of.

>>81554845
>>81554882
Oh also he has to be a furry and his fursona has to be a dog and he has to ask me to call him a good puppy.

>>81554882
>>81554982
Based as fuck taste in men

Vast indifference of heaven

>>81555028
blue feeling to the maximum...

>>81554845
>twink $60
>bpd -$20
>evil -$20
>sweet and loving $50
>loyal $40
>well adjusted $70

>>81549340
>>81549345
This anon was fapping to the stories btw
Good call

>>81551658
Disgusting and gross, probably mentally damaging bases on what type but incest isn't really morally wrong if there isn't a power imbalance or something like that

>>81553138
>Billionaires le bad
Remember to monthly donate to your favorite leftist creator so that they can coast off of one poorly researched video a year (it takes so much work you guys!) and fund their trip to Japan yay
Is it a coincidence that economically illiterate people are bad with money and future planning? Hmmm must be the greedy capitalists fault somehow. Remember billionaires don't get rich by providing a service or value others find usefull they just steal our money!!!

Careful you might not be able to get the boot back out of your throat at that rate

>>81551658
What >>81552192 said.
Father/son incest is hot in porn, but not as a "for real" thing, I imagined the visual and situation on how it'd happen a few times, but It always felt like a disgusting "what-if" afterwards and scolded myself for torturing my brain with imagination.

>>81553425
Does this thread reads: help me figure out my sexuality for me and offer free therapy session?

>>81555279
Make sure the cocks you deepthroat are kosher

>81555291
Moar like I'll send you to boot hill *phew phew*

>>81555344
It's kinda gross to offer unsolicited sexual advice gurl yaaaaaaaas qwan

No billionaire ever called me an incel

>>81555028
So cute yay it's so me ^______^

I played arcades with a friend last night and I won >:3
Started off poorly tho
So fun

arcades still exist? Like an actual arcade place and not the games on a home device.

>>81555490
there are some like barcades for adult redditors, and other than that you can still find little arcade areas inside movie theaters, bowling alleys and malls, at least by me.

>>81555279
I literally said billionaires are good. How dumb are you?

>>81555279
>economically illiterate people
You?

>boyfriend has been lately sending pictures of guys with girl boobs
>asks if it would look good on him
>get a raging boner but never reply to his question
the curse of being bisexual

You existence is a curse by itself, time to tell him that you're swinging back to women and break it off

>>81556030
no I love him but find it odd he talks about getting boobs

Got my motorcycle boots and gloves in da mail but I accidentally ordered too small of a jacket so I had to return it. It'll be a few days before I can dress up in my completed Real Man outfit.

>>81556045
Don't worry it will happen anyway, please don't try to turn him into a tranny and hope that he will find a guy that loves men

If you're all a bunch of lonely gays, why don't you all just date each other? Are you stupid?

>>81556079
i wont do anything like that and we will be together forever

>>81556083
Internet isn't real dumdum. U are all imaginary.

>>81556030
Why would anyone willingly deal with women?
dating a woman skyrocketed my self acceptance journey for being a fag.

>>81556096
I want a real answer though

>>81556067
Do you have a motorcycle or is this more like a riot gear?

>>81555763
>You
Yes you!

>>81556030
This is a gay thread for gay men
>never reply to his question
People like you need to be lynched publicly. It's not hard to answer a fucking question you scumfuck.

guys, how do i become a femboy? i decided i want to look more feminine and cuter. lose weight, skincare, grow out hair, shave, anything else?

>>81556083
It'd be lovely to have an /r9k/ bf but you can't force anything to happen so I'll just see if I'm worthy of obtaining one or not
I have one major upside and it's that I have literally everything you'd want in terms of moving in, rural area without much noise, a bunch of nice scenery and wildlife, comfy job with animals that doesn't force you to go outside your home and actually pays well, and an internet connection that allows you to play online games sometimes, my mom's cool with me being gay too and would appreciate the extra help.
I have a drug problem and abandonment issues though, It's /r9k/ so obviously you won't find mentally stable ppl here.

>>81556141
Okay Milton, why aren't you a billionaire if you're so smart?

>>81556128
I'm going to get a motorcycle, hopefully soon. I have to get my license first.

>this is the guy talking shit to you on the internet

>>81556204
>how do i become a femboy?
Have an eating disorder or meth addiction somewhere around 15 years old, this is not optional.

>>81556277
that makes a scarybones not a cute guy, retard.

there do exist people that are healthy and skinny. maybe youre never seen one in your part of the world, but we exist.

>>81556234
what are you talking about? the guy from ohio for example is extremely stable, like solid rock. just try rocking his boat.

I was walking a narrow isolated road at night and some asshole was driving at me high speed. I got scared he wouldn't see me for a moment but luckily he did and I shouted at him and gestured and he actually slowed down as if he was going to go back. I just stood there for a bit and he starter going on his way even faster. Maybe I should've walked to him. That fucker could easily run someone over just because he thinks it's fun to have a joy ride at night time with no street lights btw. I would probably do the world a favor if I beat the shit out of him and made him unable to drive for a bit. Or I could've just taken a pic of his license plate and call the cops. But how do I prove any of that?

>>81556265
I call dibs on your organ donation

>>81556261
Clearly I'm not so smart or talented or willing to risk my property or take a loan to start my own business and I can't do arts and and...

>>81556360
not them but which guy from ohio. i want to know who i want to bottom for

>>81556329
The point isn't to be erotically anorexic, the point is not having any nutrients in your developing years where puberty is in full swing, we're talking about men so the goal is not having puberty work like it should.
Source: Myself, I fucked up at 16 by being anorexic and iron deficient via caffeine addiction, thanks to that I look 14 years old at 20.

>>81556265
I still think you should get a broom instead

I'm so glad pxl schizo stopped posting so I don't have to see his hairy legs and miniature ugly stomps lol

>>81556365
I don't think that's how that works but if it is then sure.
You probably don't want my liver though.
>>81556354
Do you mean me or story?

>>81556265
I strongly recommend riding a bicycle first. To learn basic safety but also how to actually -ride- and not just -sit on- the bike. If you can't handle riding a bike maybe reconsider committing to a motorcycle.

>>81556442
i do a sneak wet willy into your ear from behind, penetrating your unsuspecting ear canalussy with my slobbered up pinky finger jackhammer technique

do NOT bully my friends

i say while sloppering up another one

>>81556462
I guess you weren't here for it but I'm already doing that. I bought a bike a little over a month ago and I've been riding it to the grocery store, to the gym, on trails and stuff. We have an old family friend who repairs bicycles for a living and that was his advice

Does the motorcycle test have a practical portion? How can you pass it with no bike? I know for the car exam you had to have your own (or relative's, in my case my grandfather's) car.

>>81556510
The motorcycle classes provide motorcycles to practice on, at the end of the course they test your handling skills.

>>81556354
Was this meant to be to me? idongetit.
If the person you're talking about is some crusty faggot that feels the need to be a celebrity on anonymous knitting threads then no, I'm not good with people who need attention that bad.
I'm ofcourse, talking from experience.

>>81556505
Oh nice, I'm sure you have it all well under control then. The most important thing on a motorcycle is to ride defensively. Like, don't trust people not to hit you, pay attention and actively avoid them. It's a really fun and efficient transport but the big downside is that you're just so vulnerable.

Meow need cock meow

>>81556520

like a maneuverability test? I know in ohio when I did it you had to move the car through a series of cones and then reverse through them in the opposite direction.

>tfw people laugh when you walk past them

>>81556623
happens to me all the time
being autistic is pain

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest r9gay poster of them all?
>he dwells in the depths of Ohio
Hey I live in Ohio :D
>he likes to cook but he does not clean
I like to cook but I still clean even if I don't like it :O
>his fat body is followed by a distinct smell, you can feel his aura from a mile away
Wait a minute I'm not fat I just like fat boys >:(
>he is a neet respected by cats, rats and all his other pets
I'm no neet and I have no pets, reveal his name! >:((
>his name is storyanon, Kenneth Richard Storyanon
*and so lavenderfag put on his mask to cover up his ugly face and prepared a special delivery of lavender cookies for our ohiao friend*

Nitrous really fucking with my brain
I put niggas on and all they wanna do is abandon me
I don't want your bitch because that hoe look like a man to me
Your hoe look like a man to me
My therapist can't handle me

>>81556392
well, i ate a lot and im not a hulk or anything. so it is optional. this narrow focus on the physical is incomplete... having the vibe youre talking about comes far more from spending time around just women (or men with that vibe) and starting to unconsciously act that way. i code switch a lot if im around just women vs men. i think it would take a while to be comfortable letting my guard down around a guy even if he had that vibe already.

>>81556443
>>81556556
i mean the guy who keeps a very regular if occasionally skipped schedule of chores and duties, and doesnt really seem to get upset often at all no matter what people say or what happens, or maybe just doesnt post when he is. maybe thats both of you, or neither, what would i know for sure?

>>81556569
My mom had a motorcycle license, and she said there was a sort of pretty tight traffic cone slalom thing. I think she just took it on someone else's bike as a lark to get the card. More fun to take it to bars for an ID and less of an immediate problem to lose.

no decent version of 28 years later is out. i'm aware it just released in theatres last night but god i want to watch it so bad without having to go to the cinemas because i can't.

time to get back to cooking instead of eating out all the time. I have said this exact phrase who know s how many times and I always end up in the same place, eating out 4-5+times a week.

>>81556510
where are you? in australia, atleast when i got mine, the test was "go down the road following the instructor" after doing a few basic stop/start tests in an empty parking lot. 2 days, like an hour each day at the course.
because of way the laws are set up there, getting a motorbike is quicker than getting a car and drivers license. to get a drivers license, you need to pass the first test, a driving test (plus a knowledge test on paper), then over the next year, mark down every place you drove from/to, road conditions, weather conditions, traffic conditions, the odometer start and stop reading, and accrue about 120 hours in this log book (a fully licensed sober driver must be in the car with you at all times).
then if you pass the second test, then you can drive a car ALONE (no more than 1 male occupant in the vehicle after 10 pm, no v8's unless exempted, and any moving violation whatsoever is an automatic loss of license for 3 months).

meanwhile the bike license is what i said above. 2 days, 2 tests, legal to ride.

>>81552163
You should encourage him and tell him to do it

>>81557271
Make burritos if you have an air fryer, it's a kickass meal and when I'm fucked up on weed I just reheat them (they're SO much better that way) and enjoy the munch

>>81557275

the land of ohio. in the US the driving tests are a lot easier than those in the EU or aus. Only have hours requirements if you are under 18. I was over 18 when I started. The process went like this

>go to BMV, get first application
>fill it out, get it approved.
>get study materials for written test
>take written test, it's very easy and mostly common sense. Can't remember how many you needed to pass it was was fairly generous.
>get proper learners permit that let's you drive only with a licensed driver in the car with you.
>if under 18 you must attend proper classes at a driver's ed place, and have so many hours behind the wheel
>if over 18 there are no restrictions. You can take the driver's test the day of getting the permit if you want to.
>take driving test
>first is a road test which is generally a preplanned rote around the testing station, with the tester in the car. Pretty generous on the terms too basically you only fail if you hit something or run a red light/stop sign.
>then do the maneuverability test which is go through a set of cones and reverse back through them without hitting any. Some states will have this be parallel parking instead.
>Once you pass one you don't have to repeat it and can take the other one again and again until you pass.
>get full license and never have to take another test again as long as you keep it current, except a small eye exam at the BMV every 4 years.

>>81551658
2d? super crazy hot. dunno why but older/younger brother is "fire" as the youngins say today. real life? pretty fucked up. while i think its theoretically possible for two young buys to fall in love naturally, realistically 99.999997% of the time its something totally fucked up happening.
ill usually go for an older/younger pairing, with one of them being heterosexual, and having zero reciprocal feelings. always the "gay brother" who initiates and forces themself upon the other (can be pretty fucking weird/good when its a younger, smaller brother dominating an older, bigger brother. seen it a few times). i self insert as the straight brother. start it off with just a bunch of "harmless pranks" that go too far, the other brother jabbing his fingers at his butt, sticking his fingers into the other ones mouth, stealing food right out of it. at the sportsball game and the spectator camera finds them, so he forces a kiss. that sorta stuff.

do i really even have to say it. uh....no homo.

>>81557384
I find both hot 2d and irl if it's real love and consensual and everything

>>81551658
My brother could make a pretty good twink if he wanted to but the idea of doing anything sexual with him repulses me

>>81557572
Could I have sex with your brother while pretending that he's my brother?

>>81557591
It would make me feel uncomfortable if my younger brother was having sex before I was so I'd sooner kill you

>>81556805
I wanted to mail him lavender biscotti but I wasn't here when he got doxxed.

>>81557598
My younger brother is already having sex plus he's the lead guitarist in a rock band he's basically the coolest dude ever and I'm a big ugly failure embarrassment of an older brother.

>>81557598
What if I pretended to be you while I had sex with him and made him call me by your name while we did it?

>>81557611
Sounds shitty, good thing my brother is an even bigger NEET than I am

>>81557622
I don't understand why you think that would make it better

>>81557611
You should switch all of your prioroties to being your brothers boyfriend first

>>81557631
Out of the three of us (i also have a younger sister), he's the only one who came out straight.

>>81557624
Your younger brother is a cute twink and a neet? Can you set me up with him please?

>>81557638
Be his girlfriend then

>>81557670
No, I will notr

So were mr and mrs meow upset 2/3 of their children turned out gay or were they okay with it?

>>81557713
If you're accusing me of being meow then I will challenge to you a duel immediately
I don't even know if my brother is gay we don't talk much

>>81557713
Im not meow, I'm lavenderanon.
>>81557722
You're not me.

>>81557722
No, meow has stated on here before that his sister is a lesbian, and that's who I was talking to, I just forgot to quote.

>>81557760
His sister is a lesbian that likes dick, she visited couple days ago

>>81557760
Wait, meow also has a lesbian sister?
These coincidences are piling up way too fast...

Some of us are fucking drunk on here, I'm not going to read conversations that aren't mine

>>81557768
Okay then so were your parents upset 2/3 of their kids ended up gay?

I'm going to do a fatass line of oxycodone for the drunk fags on here.

>>81557713
They seem okay with it at least they treat my sisters gf very well I think just as well as they treat my brothers gf. I'm not out of the closet to them.

>>81557780
My dad has no idea and my mom is probably fine with it, I've never actually talked to her about my sexuality but I think she knows and she's fine with my sister dating a girl, they're really happy together and that's all my mom cares about.

>>81557786
hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, I'll drink to that

I BEAT DINO QUAKE YAAAAAAAAAY
Gaming couldn't be going better ^_^

>>81557802
Kanpai m88.

>>81557839
Holy shit those dinos look cute. I want to lick their scaly little buttholes.

Wonder how's story butthole is doing atm

>>81549180
I think meow is the biggest poster here literally and figuratively

>>81557960

mostly clean from yesterday's shower but today was hot so it sweat some.

>>81557969
Why did you post a pic of story then

>>81557969
is this a pooner woman

>>81557978
Good, keep it sweaty and one day some guy will beg to fuck it

This thread will die soon so I'll say I appreciate the fren(s) that I found here.

It's something I didn't realize I'd look forward to as much as I do.

>>81557969
Peak BBC toilet physique

>>81558020
These are literally the only friends I have, and they're not even real. If they knew me in real life they would hate me. It's an intoxicating sort of environment for a lonely piece of shit.

>>81557537
ive no moral problem i suppose with irl male incest, since no babies/no genetics problem. i just imagine that scenarios pretty rare where its actually 100% consensual or whatnot. props to anyone who does pull off irl anime doujin yaoi plot

>>81557969
This guy would be perfect if he had a beard.

I am ravenously hungry so much I might consider eating a second dinner. I did skip breakfast but come on. It's like my stomach wants me to get even fatter.

it's over prime :D

>>81557969
why did you reply to ranveer with this?

>>81558653
Fuck you Brad you're a child
Leave now
No one here wants to fuck you because that would be pedophilia

>>81558747
unhinged piece of text

>>81558765
>it's insane that anyone on the sexually frustrated pedophile board would want to take advantage of the teenager posting here
Please take better care of yourself.

I saw many rare and attractive phenotypes at the gym today and I would like to discuss.
Exhibit A: The Professor
I would never creepshot at the gym but I want you to imagine a tall, nerdy high school math teacher who's passionate about his work and gets bullied by his students. I want you to imagine that man fist-fighting fate and becoming a gigachad with bristling pecs and throbbing biceps in spite of his adorable face and thick glasses. Imagine this bisexual whore but he's never kissed a woman.

>>81558858
Secondly:
I saw a unique and magnificent chad today. He genuinely looked like the chad meme, but with messier hair and beard. He looked as though a pristine Roman Centurion had railed the swarthiest, beefiest Gaul pagan in a tent and produced the world's handsomest buttbaby. His hair was so hot and fluffy and his beard made me want to reconsider epilating. I couldn't believe such a guy existed, and I will remember him for the rest of my life.

>>81558858
>imagine that man fist-fighting fate and becoming a gigachad
keep imagining, because that will never happen

>>81558902
You stupid moron, I literally witnessed him there in real life!
But beyond that, I saw a silver fox so muscular I couldn't believe it. He looked like House, but not crippled and hadn't yet given up the fight against old age. His pecs bulged through his shirt and he pressed some extreme barbells for his age. I genuinely couldn't believe how hard he was mogging me for a man his age.

>>81558929
>>81558892
>>81558858
this man is delusional, take him to the morgue

I am really going to eat a 2nd dinner, I am so pathetic.

>>81559035
ok have fun fatty

>>81558929
Where can I follow the your further findings in the wild creatures of the gym? I need to know more so I can compare it to mine that I haven't started going to yet

>>81539494 (OP)
Do any of you have a fagcent. I have a slight one

I ate my second dinner, more of what I had the first time leaving me with nothing for tomorrow at lunch and the only thing I got was an upset stomach.

Last game of the day: blessed burden
Ok so I wanted to try something different so I played a first person platformer I knew I was going to like and it did NOT disappoint. Very dynamic and fun from start to finish, even the story (if you can call few lines of dialogue total) was good I guess. Now my left hand hurts and I need sleep. But I think I'll stay up a bit more because I never do the sensible thing at night :)

>>81559456
people tell me they can tell I'm gay based on my voice but I don't hear it.

>>81558659
Why did you reply with renveer when he was irrelevant to what that anon said?

>>81558858
I want you to imagine me throwing up from reading this creepy shit

>>81559035
Oink oink pigster oink oink

>>81559456
My voice is one that mimics a heterosexual incel chud's voice
I used to have a gayer voice but then I went through a phase where I psy-opped myself into being straight

>>81559660
New thread NO BAITING