Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:38:58 PM No.81542593
The chances of there being a draft in America is still low, but it's not really 0%. It's like 5%, but honestly that's enough to get people in the mindset at least. Here's how you can avoid that shit.
>Pretend to be a tranny
You're not gonna like it, but boomers had to kiss their friends to avoid the draft so you'll need to wear a dress. If you can get some estrogen prescription, you do not have to take it you can flush it down the toilet or something, but pretending you're trans if things look dicey might be the most pleasant escape route.
>Get fat
Just carboload and enjoy some burgers until you can't even fit into the uniforms. This is the common refrain in many countries that have conscription or drafts. This is also the most risky because if you're just overweight the military has procedures for you, but if you're a true-to-God fatty it won't even be worth their effort.
>Fail all the mental/physical exams
Eye chart? Aim for 20/100. Stability test? Say you're willing to frag an officer you don't like. Mile run? Breath heavy. This isn't the Eastern Front, they will still reject you if you're a blind half-wit with "antisocial tendencies".
>Commit a crime
This is the more risky one as it'll affect you after it's over, but until penal companies are established having a felony on your record may tend to disqualify you. Commit some fraud, rob a bank, whatever you gotta do end up in a jail or with a record.
>All else fails, injure yourself
This is like full-on "every adult under 30 has to serve" shit, or the draft police are literally walking at your door. If all else fails, pick your least favorite limb and injure it. Break it, stab it, shoot it, something that means you'll be out of commission for the immediate future and will have limitations for life. This is the least pleasant way to go about it, and I doubt it'll come to that, but it's very important that they lose.
>Pretend to be a tranny
You're not gonna like it, but boomers had to kiss their friends to avoid the draft so you'll need to wear a dress. If you can get some estrogen prescription, you do not have to take it you can flush it down the toilet or something, but pretending you're trans if things look dicey might be the most pleasant escape route.
>Get fat
Just carboload and enjoy some burgers until you can't even fit into the uniforms. This is the common refrain in many countries that have conscription or drafts. This is also the most risky because if you're just overweight the military has procedures for you, but if you're a true-to-God fatty it won't even be worth their effort.
>Fail all the mental/physical exams
Eye chart? Aim for 20/100. Stability test? Say you're willing to frag an officer you don't like. Mile run? Breath heavy. This isn't the Eastern Front, they will still reject you if you're a blind half-wit with "antisocial tendencies".
>Commit a crime
This is the more risky one as it'll affect you after it's over, but until penal companies are established having a felony on your record may tend to disqualify you. Commit some fraud, rob a bank, whatever you gotta do end up in a jail or with a record.
>All else fails, injure yourself
This is like full-on "every adult under 30 has to serve" shit, or the draft police are literally walking at your door. If all else fails, pick your least favorite limb and injure it. Break it, stab it, shoot it, something that means you'll be out of commission for the immediate future and will have limitations for life. This is the least pleasant way to go about it, and I doubt it'll come to that, but it's very important that they lose.
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