Christ is a dead jew on a stick. Zeus is King of the Gods.

>>81542637 (OP)
White people are the only race of ancient people that worshipped literal gay rapists as their god.

>>81542637 (OP)
>>81542645
Niggers can't cope with Christian superiority

>>81542657
Im not even talking about Abrahamic religions you stupid cracker. That shit is recent. If you are going to act superior at least act like it.

>>81542671
>If you're going to act superior at least act it
Niggers can't into reading comprehension

>>81542683
You say that while not even forming a grammatically correct sentence with your insult.

>>81542699
>Niggers don't recognize age old memes
Hilarious how low-IQ you are.

>>81542706
This you kind of messed up. It's been a meme for like 20 years.

>>81542737
What more do you expect from braindead spastic anti-niggers?

>>81542706
Yeah not being terminally online enough to remember some online horseshit makes me low iq.
>>81542737
>>81542743
Imagine taking so much pride in your retarded Internet lingo that you reply to yourself. Smh

>>81542772
Keeeeeeep coping nigcel

>thread instantly devolves into race war

>>81542875
>Only because we know coping subhuman niggers are making them

>>81542790
Is that all you have to say? If you are trying to rage bait you arent very good at it. If you are genuine which I half believe you are I feel sorry for your mother. She should have raised you better.

>>81542772
Lurkmoar ngubu

>>81542905
Sorry, I don't speak monkey.

>>81542909
>>81542931
You guys are broken records. At least find more interesting or creative ways to be racist.

>>81542945
>Durrr uhh be more creative
>*spams the same retarded threads over and over again*
Keep coping, retard.

>>81542945
>"E-engage earnestly p-please"
>Has posted the same anti white thread again and again
Bananaman cries out as he strikes you

>>81542637 (OP)
Please, Zeus, I humbly ask you, I just want a large penis that satiates women, an erection is strong as a rock, and a seed that would make any women want to produce offsprings with me. This is all ask. I will be eternally grateful. Please.

brownest thread on /r9k/

>>81542637 (OP)
>jew
he was god in the flesh, he didn't really belong to any particular ethnic group. he was a celestial being even as a mortal. as god he created the jews along with all the other races, he logically couldn't be a jew or any other race for that matter as he existed before any race of people.
>dead on a stick
he was crucified on a roman cross and punished for the world's sins in hell before rising again to rule over heaven. he's obviously not still on the cross.
i'm not christian, i just don't get how somebody can know so little about the biggest and most influential religion of all time.

>>81543330
He doesn't care, he just cares about pwning the whites

>>81542637 (OP)
Zeus got pretty cucked by Christians though, like how can you explain the mighty Zeus letting his worshippers get converted and his temples destroyed?

>>81543330
>he was god in the flesh
no he wasn't, he was some random guy that TOLD everyone he was god in the flesh
>rising again to rule over heaven
that didn't happen. People don't come back from the dead
>he's obviously not still on the cross
every artistic depiction of him has him on the cross, and billions of christians worldwide throw themselves on their hands and knees to worship a guy who lost so hard he got executed

>>81543470
Zeus is king of the Gods, but he is not omnipotent like your false jew god. Man can stray from him, but they will regret it when they face Charon

>>81544130
All he had to do was throw a few lightning bolts and his reign could have lasted forever, why didn't he just zap a few Christians when they tried defiling his temples? Does he not actually have that power?

>>81544331
>why didn't he just zap a few christians when they tried defiling his temples
he probably did to be fair

>>81544372
If he did it would have been definitive proof that Christians were wrong and the pagan gods were real, but it never happened, it would have been recorded and significantly hampered Christianity. Instead you had the opposite happen; Julian trying to rebuild the Jewish temple in Jerusalem and crazy storms and earthquakes started killing the builders and preventing the project from ever being completed.

>>81544416
>it would have been recorded and significantly hampered Christianity
Wouldn't the Christians just cover it up? Why would they write about it?