Whats the most sexually embarrassing/humiliating thing that has ever happened to you?

probably when my friends pressured me into sleeping with a hooker then I realized they cracked the door and were all watching me and laughing

>>81542936 (OP)
I was fucking this one girl back in my high school days and when I pulled out my cock she started queefing, covering her face and giggling saying that had never happened before. Was kinda cute

OP will most certainly be jerking off to anything posted here.

>>81542936 (OP)
Busted a nut in my pants after like 10 minutes of strictly making out with this chick. She didnt even reach down my pants or nothing. Didnt even get near my waistline

I sent a selfie to a girl online

these girls came to my house to have an orgy but i wasn't there so they fucked someone else

>>81542951
Be thankful that you have these opportunities anons.

Not everyone has friends or access to sex workers.

>>81542999
I didn't really want to do it, is all. I let myself get peer pressured and have felt tainted ever since that fateful day

Overheard girls in high school rating the boys and all the girls univerally agreed that I was hideous and looked like a freak. Before that, I was basically a happy guy that minded his own business and never bothered any of the girls, after that I became a blackpilled doomer incel. And this was 20 years ago now.

>>81542936 (OP)
Met a girl during junior year, we dated over the summer and did all the dumb lovey dovey shit like dates and cuddling but I was nervous about sex. Went swimming with her and when we came back she started undressing right there in front of me so I took my chance and we made out while in our underwear, I told her to suck me off, she started for my boxers, took out my dick and asked "that's all?" I have decent length but a pencil for girth, we still went through and I came on her back, once we finished up she laid her head on my chest and saw my attitude changed so she tried comforting me by saying I was average, then she told me a story about how a sexual encounter she had when she was in the 8th grade about how the guy had a hammer and she was scared to fuck him. Brutal I know

>>81542958
Not if the stories stay as boring as they are

>>81542952
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>>81543053
Fucking kys normalfags.

Accidentally wiped off the chalk board with my boobs

>>81543101
>my boobs
Post them or gtfo!

>>81542936 (OP)
The fact that I've only had paid sex and I'm almost 39.
The worst cringe were the ones who couldn't even pretend they were not skeeved by me.
Went to my first escort in almost eight years last February and I still couldn't get it up enough to fuck her.
She did make me cum (a first!) from a handjob. Still, even the old ones are too expensive on my 'bux.
TFW no MILF/GILF fuck-buddy who is safe to creampie all the time.

The closest I can think of is when one of my girlfriends in highschool and I had come back from walking around the mall. It was summer and my crotch and ass was just soaked in sweat from walking around and driving in my car which didn't have A/C. When we got back she was wanting to fool around and I didn't want to subject her to the swamp I was stewing in. She said she didn't care and wound up pulling my junk out and stuck my balls in her mouth. She immediately regretted itand said, "it tastes like sweaty, salty ass hair!" All I could say was I told her so while laughing.

>>81542936 (OP)
I almost lost my virginity once but I couldn't get hard at all, and after a while of failing I ended up mentally breaking down and desperately trying to get high while the other person watched the whole thing unfold naked.
It kinda felt like a failsafe to keep my virginity in the case my mental illnesses didn't repulse someone.

>>81542951
those aren't friends, anon. anyone who pressures you into stuff isn't your friend (especially those who subsequently makes fun of you for it as well)

>>81543039
the blackpill wasn't a thing 20 years ago

>>81542936 (OP)
Got a one stand with chubby but good looking girl from a night club to lose my virginity. My penis couldn't get hard, I didn't knew how to put it inside her vagina , and once I put it started to bleed. I had an hemorragy caused by a frenulum tear, and I could hear her laughing with her friends in the corridor about me. Its over.

>>81544072
sucking your own dick was absolutely a thing 20 years ago, it wasn't even called that back then

>>81544072
The sentiment existed even if it wasn't named anything

>>81542952
I think it's kinda hot when girls queef lol

>>81542936 (OP)
I've gotten ED (erectile dysfunction) every time I try to have sex. I've hooked up with 6 different women, and gotten to the stage where we would otherwise have had sex. But I lose my erection, or don't get one at all. I'm not a HKV, but I'm still technically a virgin, cause I couldn't get it hard enough. I even tried Cialis at a young age. Didn't help. I'm not even old or obese. Shit's fucked.

>>81543145
You are too old for sex anyway. Its ogre.

>>81543145
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>>81545181
ED is often caused by porn consumption, just fyi