>oneitis hooked up with Chad
>go to gym to get over oneitis
>they're playing a movie with an MC that has the same quirks as oneitis

>>81543809 (OP)
Are you a white guy? If so, im sorry, you deserve better than that hoe and i care about you. If not, you deserve it all and i hope you never pass your genes

Sounds like a cool story. OP you are the protagonist.

>>81543809 (OP)
If you're not being ironic, then those might be signs of schizophrenia. I suggest consulting a psychiatrist.

>>81543889
If I'm the protagonist we're all so fucked it's not even funny.

>>81543928
It's unironic and it actually happened

>>81543809 (OP)
me too but i'm pretty sure it's because god gave me a task i refuse to fucking do ever and he can send me to hell for it idc i am literally already in it

>>81543993
I more so had in mind your expressed belief that some higher power is tormenting you, which you determined by spotting a spurious pattern between unrelated things. But again, could have just been an oratory flourish, hence my hedging of my recommendation.

>>81544050
>because god gave me a task i refuse to fucking do ever
Are you me

somehow the jews are to blame? that's crazy

>>81543809 (OP)
She's literally rimming a dude's asshole and swallowing his semen while you think of her

>>81543809 (OP)
I gotta ask what movie
I feel like 90% of oneitises are the same, and there is a particular genre of woman more inclined to become a oneitis than others. My oneitis was a bisexual pixie cut manic dream girl

>>81544210
it was some slop with Jennifer Lopez in it it was on the foids

>>81544289
*on for the foids

>>81544289
Your oneitis was like J-Lo?
Well that certainly disrupts my theory