Thread 81544143 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1000 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:05:47 PM No.81544143
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Random drunk guy on the train told me I had really cool headphones today. My headphones are trash.

Yall think hes in love with me?
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:06:50 PM No.81544153
yes, what's your discord tag?
you must be cute.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:07:55 PM No.81544162
>>81544143 (OP)
nice jpg cutie. lets make out pfflflpfpflfpflfppflfp my tongue is like a helicopter trained in muay thai
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:15:08 PM No.81544231
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>>81544153
>discord
Eww. Hell naw I dont have that
>>81544162
Apologies, but I am currently busy fantasizing about the potentially homeless train guy who told me I had dope headphones. Also I do not know how to French kiss, Im afraid that exceeds my abilities sorryyy
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:17:47 PM No.81544255
>>81544231
>Im afraid that exceeds my abilities sorryyy
you have chosen death by a thousand bitch slaps
owari da
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:24:12 PM No.81544304
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>>81544255
>you have chosen death by a thousand bitch slaps
Because Im too retarded to tongue kiss? That seems a little harsh, no?