Alessia Russo edition

Alessia's tuppence

>femoid footie
Fucking pass lads

>>81546314
More sweaty grills for me then, oh aye

Good evening sir. Your tuppence fixation is beginning to upset the other residents, you're lucky there's only other lids here. Perhaps a calming dose of zopiclone and a comfy visit to bed will straighten you out?

She looks like she doesn't properly clean her nether regions when she showers. It's just something in her face.

Do you reckon its safe to leave my fan on overnight?

>Finally able to sleep thru for 10+ hrs again after switching to the other tapeington

Phwaorr

Sorely deeded that didn't i

*needed
ckin ell 'aven't had me wofvefe yet did i now

>>81546334
The Koreans say it'll kill you and they're a smart bunch.

Why can't you sleep lad? Something in particular keeping you awake at night?

>>81546360
Just seen on the bottom it says 'made in china' Don't think I'll chance it.
Probably wake up at 3am to the house ablaze

i import Korean fans to make sure they have the safety feature, and you should too

As of now I consider myself fit

>>81546310
Imagine how sweaty it gets during a game of foot and ball

>>81546328
Corr imagine the smell x

>>81546445
Something Wops has thought about many a time.

In bed with that fan on me. It lush

New Jammers dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Wp6em8EO8

>>81546327
Get tae fuck you frogposting cunt

>>81546434
>As of now I consider myself fit
Proof?
Post body.

Life has barely changed in years. Same all the time. It... Not sad. It actually not bad. Lush.

>not progressing in life
>lush
Low IQ mong

>>81546334
It'll blow itself out, don't worry!

>>81546571
>Life has barely changed in years. Same all the time.
It's almost as if nothing ever happens?

>>81546603
Blow up more like

>>81546571
Fartberg status de lid?

once you realise that popular japanese humour is based on flamboyant reactions, whacky over the top responses and silly faces it becomes painfully obvious.

>>81546613
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-households-warned-do-not-31888631

Oh, apparently it's bad because it's just eight hours of just circulating. Might have to get one of those SleepEight things like BN.

>>81546494
>4 days without alcohol is a record for me
Didn't know he was an alkie. It sad

>>81546631
Rodehney you plonkeru

>>81546636
>Middle class wanker assumes we can all afford a fan with a timer.

We can't all live in crystal towers.

Nonceberg

>>81546334
Ive had a fan thats been on for about 3-4 days straight. It will be fine, mines been on all day.

>We'rr be mirrionaires Rodehney
>Rovery jubbureh

>>81546715
Ok I'll leave it on.

If I die in a house fire I'm blaming you lot

>>81546711
Not what I said at all. I'm not middle class, I just work a lot and don't spend my money on shite.

You can get plug timers very cheap, I have a couple of these knocking about.

https://www.argos.co.uk/product/5440524?clickSR=slp:term:plug%20timer:8:40:1

I know I'm falling for the b8.

>>81546733
Cheapo timers there lad. I guess the danger is in other factors, do you live in absolute filth?

>>81546604
It kind of doesn't no. I'm going all in on nothing ever happens.

>>81546746
It wasn't b8, was just laughing about the article lad, not your post.

>>81546746
Lad it's a 20 quid fan from Argos. I have little faith in it

>>81546762
Sorry lad, didn't mean to be silly, we all sweaty in life.

>>81546781
Don't worry I've been doing the same stuff in posts on other boards kek; misconstrue or misreading other posts then responding incorrectly.
I find as long as you aren't blowing that fan across your mouth/nostrils you avoid most of that drying effect.

it not right at allllll de lids

>>81546777
I think that's what they said at Chernobyl.

Golden trips say you're fine.

>>81546804
Oh, perfect. Luv' me nostrils with a bit of moisture.

Haven't been able to post for reasons but rest assured my Mr. Vampire Blu-rays arrived safe and sound! Also been rewatching The Wire in Blu-ray. Best remaster ever in my opinion, very well done. Looks lush on that OLED. Hope everyone has been doing okay in this heat, even the seethies.

>>81545890
I jst had mine,getting ready for bed
Nd had my eat natural choccy peanut protein bar,They are 2.60 in shops now for 3.ITs scandalous.In asda its 2.47.The sick part is the other flavours are wee bit cheaper theyve put the best one as the dearest.Theyve came out with peanut choccy orange 1 that id love to try but ave not seen it anywhere.
>>81546850
Are u ok? x

>>81546850
Were you banned?

https://x.com/PoliticsMoments/status/1935420001713823816

Arr rook same innit

>>81546850
Bloody hell lad whats happened? Hope you are alright we cant have britfeel without our DVDlad.

>PoliticsMoments
Sharn't be clicking me laddie

>>81546867
Yes I'm doing good went to CEX today and sold some old harddrives I had lying about was quite anxious in town as it was very busy and too hot.
Got some Cherries in Lidl and having some now they are lush and I mean lush.
Some nasty jannies on here that's all I'll say on the matter.

I bet it's only a matter of time until we rejoin the EU

Give it 10 years and rejoining will probably be an active political issue

https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/52410-nine-years-after-the-eu-referendum-where-does-public-opinion-stand-on-brexit

>>81546571
>>81546759
maybe you should invite a drug addict into your life, see how it goes. might be some horror stories, but you'll laugh when it's over.

and it all starts by lending me fifteen quid (you'll get it back i promise)

>>81546887
The Daily Starmer strikes again.

DVDlad Rides Again.

now where is Yanklass and where is eva6? missed a thread and a half while i was sorting some things, any word?

I was once banned for 'complaining about 4chan'

Got banned for posting the Nicole screenshot straight from the Big Black Cock news agency article because that's doxxing according to the brain dead jannoids.

>>81546939
No not into that. Straight edge so I am.

>>81546964
Here you go newfeeler.

Since when do you have to wait 3 days to appeal a ban anyway?

>>81546951
Chika drove them both out because he hates females. So now the threads are pretty boring now.

>>81546985
I've been here 8 years and never once read the rules

Must be sad having absolutely no life to speak of. No life outside of 4chan.

Crossy seems more active now eva6 has gone. Pure coincidence I'm sure

>>81546991
Heh. He sounds based.

>>81547013
I get all my social interaction here and I legit get anxiety and panic when I get banned.

>>81547013
Did you not leave your job so you could spend more time dossing on the beach and posting in /britfeel/
Hmm

Right boys.. im fookin cookin.. sent a letter to a lass i was seeing in yankland today. I hope it goes down well ya know boys

>>81546991
he DID come off incredibly catty and unpleasant when this possibility was raised. but you know what queers are like.

>>81547050
>lass i was seeing in yankland
Yanklass?

>>81547053
Aye. But yeah, lets not say any more on the matter.

>>81547017
For me it's the drawing porn coincidence

>>81546991
That's pretty sad. eva6 was probably a LARPing troon, but I did like Yanklass

What would you do if you witnessed someone seething and screaming at their TV because of a game. Turn the console and TV off at the wall. Yeah.

I'm going nowhere laddie.

>>81547086
Nearly smashed my head against the wall a few times when I played Elden Ring.

>>81547069
Always got nonce vibes from that lad.

>>81547062
No shes not the one i see chatted aboot on here. Its a penpal sorta thing we had 2 years ago, was going for about 3 before that. Valentines days shit, the lot.. never got over her and it was me that fucked it up by just disappearing one day. Its too much to go on about but i did love every part of her. Pretty sure ive fucked it tho, i hope with all my heart i havent tho

I'm a nonce and I'm proud.

Why does Marius love BBC so much? A riddle for the ages

I am 1/3 of the way through the bedtime routine.
>Spliff (finished)
>wank
>bed

>>81547131
>Hello <personality>
XD

>>81547141
Surely a smoke comes after the spaff, no?

Just ripped a fartington me

there is nothing 'noncey' about an interest in japanimation of little girls, it's art, you also learn to draw horses and fruit does that mean you want to fuck them? NO

>>81546925
Hope u had the spf50 on xx

>Drawn CP must be illegal because it encourages the real thing!
>Anyway let me go and watch my favourite slasher movie where 20+ people are brutally murdered lol

Don't use sun lotion me

for me it's
>spaff
>work
>bad
(it's what the previous two items are)

>>81547209
you are being a silly FOOL you know the problem is that drawn CP itself IS the crime in UK and in US law
whereas watching fictional killings or even being the one filming them is just pretendial fictioning

>>81547210
Somebody was on about theyre greasy.I got some Korean ones that isnt oily at all n doesnt leave any sun slime.Cannae mind the name now.It used to be cheap on amazon but its not cheap anymore.

Is this pro-paedo poster a regular here?

>>81547233
all sun lotion prices have skyrocketed. i know everything has, but these are disproportionate and they're often weird prices? 3.74 or summat.
i used to just get the normal bottles from Poundland, or they'd randomly be in Home Bargains for 89p or summat.
(it was me btw, i am the grease-complainer.)

>>81547226
>you are being a silly FOOL you know the problem is that drawn CP itself IS the crime in UK and in US law
My entire point is that it doesn't make sense for this to be the case and so the law should be changed.
I'm pretty sure it's not illegal in the US, anyway.

>>81547131
I'm a nonce and I'm proud.
You've been very vocal about your noncing today lollers.

>>81547247
maybe he's just still in the 'lolicon is OK' stage of weeaboo-ness, which is fair enough.
if studies show it DECREASES risk then maybe it's even a force for good, i know somewhere in Europe decriminalised it on those grounds. but that's not a rabbit hole i'm googling again (recent changes in internet safety laws innit).

>>81547177
>I could learn to draw horses or fruit or landscapes...
>No.. I want to draw little girls.

Bacon boncetier.

>>81547257
>>81547265
oh, there we go.
well, please just don't download 'the real thing' and/or harm kids. ta.

Crossy on the Nonce Arc.

I'll bacon in the morning

Appointmenham in 7 is it not

>>81547266
i have an artistic interest in the male form. does that make me gay?

>>81547279
i hope it gets flooded

It's just a moral panic.
>le video games cause le violence!
>le loli hentai causes le noncing!
Proof?

>>81547297
If you're drawing knobs then yeah

>>81547297
How old is that lad meant to be? Hope he's carrying ID.

Corr right into English mustard at the moment. On bacon butties, corned beef sandwiches, ham sandwiches. Has to have lashings of the stuff on. Any other recommendations lads? It lush.

>>81547248
My panadol extras r now 6 quid, my gaviscons are 7 quid,,my eat natural protein bars(3xpeanut choccy) are 2.60, my single creams is nearly 2 quid,my milkshakes are extortionate,,my Twirls are nearly a quid,my strawbs are still cheap bc i like the cheap ones but if i had dearer taste it would be shy of 4 quid some of them.At least i dnt drink anymore.I dnt think theres a economical way to drink in scotland anymore bc of the minimum pricing.I bet those aldi beers helper got will be dearer here.It was eye watering the receipts when i was on a binge before.Its expensive to poison yrself

>>81547355
Don't know if you can get Ballymaloe relish in England but it's lush indeed. Big fan of the honey mustard dressing from Tesco too.
Watching that Slither (2006) on DVD now.

Pokemon squishmallows in tescos earlier

>>81547399
Haha i had that film on dvd when it came out.Cannae mind how it goes.

>>81547355
Good lad, none of that French nonsense.

>>81547323
he's got some sort of wanking device in his hand, they don't sell those to under-18s.

>>81547365
when i used to get fresh strawberries i'd go to the market and one of the stalls would be selling them cheap. "why are THESE punnets only a quid? there's LOADS of strawberries in there!"
then you'd get them home and realise half of them were bad, but even just picking out the good ones, it was still better value.
support your local market if you can.

Another wave of hypersonic ICBM's have hit Tel Aviv.
This is the equivalent of eight 9/11's

>>81547410
Aye it's mental. Funny and scary about an ayylien.

>>81547510
The wxky ones are quite cheap.I like them.Theyre mis-shaped n unwanted like me.xx

>>81547602
yeah i get those frozen wonky berry mixes now, back on that smoothiegrind

>mis-shaped n unwanted like me
:(

Pure want a chansey.Scared its gna go out of stock n never come back.

>>81547612
I luv a smoothie.Thats a good idea for this weather.x

>>81547665
there's one on eBay for 45 quid. seller knew what they were doing.

few 10 inch ones for cheaper but even though they have the tag and SAY they're official, i have my doubts.

small Chansey giving you sun lotion

>LIMITED QUANTITY

>>81547711
She is socute

Nurse Chansey <3

My mam seems happy i quit the zyns so am happy as well even tho i miss them,,I dont know why out of everything its these nicotine pouches that sent her over the edge,,when i was vaping she jst complained about the smell mostly but soon as i got on the zyns shes like that theyre so bad for you stop doing that nd before the dentist i says I think theyre bad for your teeth nd shes like that "Aye AND CANCER" for some reason she rly doesnt like these.I thought theyre pretty inoffensive.Its true that nobody knows how safe they are.ITs 1 of those where theyve not done studies yet.

>1 person is watching this item.

ohh i thought you meant they were out of stock already, like they were only available at the Pokemon Center in Japan for a while or something

GET IT YOU FOOL

I cannae physically stay awake any longer. Its been a long day. Gd night troops xxxx

Cant hear the tv because the fan is on.

>>81547714
Now you know how I feel with limited edition Blu-rays. Bastards got us by the FOMO wollocks.

i am having one zopiclone like the medicine frog said
also a codeine
that's one left of each, plan is to go back on the ketamine BUT i'm going to make a spray solution, no raw-snouting it as the kids don't say

>>81547895
just pretend that TVs are computers now (they are) and that they need fans to cool them down, and TVs always had that noise, it's the TV

>>81547895
I use bluetooth headphones on my telly and have done for years. Have to use wired for gayming though due to the latency. Corrr, PS5 disc drive is like a fucking jet engine.

>Ran: 3.5k (not great but it's hot)
>Lifts: Done!
>Eggy weggs: scoffed!

>>81548058
good job offie

\just woke up passed out in the park me

|All kicked of x

It's over man

It's fucking over boys

I've got nothing left man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScPVRLM-50&t=2321s

Everyone want to bully me x

It's all a Truman Show

We're all scum puppets in an advanced similuationf for some sick fuck x

Brekkie o'clockingtonshire

I fink

Don't ever fucking backchat me again

Fuck off just fuck off

>>81547763
>zyns
wtf do these even do to you? i keep seeing memes that they blow your head off, are they really that strong?

Fun is not what wer're here for x

EVERYBODY JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN

I know some of you are a little upset of that video online of me stopping the Muslims

Well sadly... the bad guys... they don't think like us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

Everyone calm down everydown just need to calm the fuck down

just woke up, work in 60, barely slept because of the heat, feel like absolute shite desu, not looking forward to today

>It's a HHL racist weltdown wepisode

Phwoarrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHCdght3KMg

Proper paliberg rose isn't she

I won xxx

On top rate me x

Based Will Smith dropping them pro-HHL choons

FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS THIS IS CRINGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>81548910
This is cringe

>>81548964

Lmfao this will smith choon is my shit x

I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS X

When they tried coming up with a name for the massive penetrator, they took inspiration from my BWC

Let's be real. I decide what's cool nowadays.

How the the fuck did I end up being the the top dog lmfao.

Aww mate. Fuck it x

Kek, that bbc rosenberg dude's a real manlet, getting completely mogged by the russian FM bitch there

I decide WIll Smith is cool so he's cool.

Literry nobody can argue agaisnt me.

Now this is manletmaxxing

HHL should be happy that he has such a long neck. Without it he would be even shorter.

AIN'T TOO MANY WOMEN AIN'T PRETTY TO ME
AIN'T TOO MANY WOMEN AIN'T PRETTY TO ME
AIN'T TOO MANY WOMEN AIN'T PRETTY TO ME
AIN'T TOO MANY WOMEN AIN'T PRETTY TO ME

>>81549101
Fuck off bully boi x

I'm a womanizer me x

Fuck it x

>>81549057
Hes a cuckold. I can see why you like him you probably relate to him and are nigger.

>>81549172

Pipe down faggot. Will Smith will always have more than you lmao x

Wacism outside of /b/? Not allowed

I like pretty girls me x

I like pretty girlz

Fuck gayz and their propaganda x

>>81549226
Thats not true hes literally in love with a girl who sits on a niggers lap lol, thats so embarrassing. I dont know if I could ever touch a niggers anus like he did, he touched a niggers anus every day for at least a few years and even grew his own nigger inside her anus basically like right next door to her anus hole. Niggers poop aids from their anus im not going to be jealous of a nigger who has nigger poop on his nigger colored hand. It blends in like camo and is masked naturally

Nazis had the right idea

Lesbian scum belong in them ovens x

Nazis had the right idea

People with disabilities belong in them ovens x

Lmfao I like women xxx

Nazis would have them lesbians in them ovens thoughs

Hard not to support that.

Nazis would have them disabled in them ovens thoughs

Hard not to support that.

Garn beddingtons now xxx

Garn full scale tomorrow xx

Lesbians deserve them gas chambers though x

might have to pull a sickie today de lads got the shits

In beddingtons me lmfaooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

Anyone who slightly disagrees with me deserves death

Cheers x

In beddingtons me.

Fuck anyone who even slightly challenges my biased wordview

Fuck off and die xxx

>>81549668
KEK. Based HHL,

Fuck the lot of them.

I love pretty girls xxx

Will Smith knows the score xx

They want us to fuck men. Fuck that,

I AM THE UK CHAIRMAN.

NOBODY CAN TEL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

Morning lads, another day at toil, gonna be another hot one.

LMFAOOOOOO bennie maxxing lmfao

Might go KFC later for another wrap. Might as well. Might go town.

See what happens. Fuck the lot of ya x

Fuck Iran x

ngl de lads i dont feel well

It's over x

Full scale Welper regime collapse x

Time to let the tactical nukes fly x

Phew! *Wipes sweat from brow*

>>81549977
tomorrow will be even hotter, thousands will die x

Trump 2.0 era vibes

Fuck Kamala and fuck Labour/Tories xx

You the know the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

I go sleeps now.

I like pretty girls. I will fantasize about them now. You know the score x

>>81550074
pretty girls will never fantasize about you though

>>81550137

I go sleeps now. I dream abouut pretty girls x

Imagine being will smith and having not one but two mid life crisis' in your mid 50s. Grim.

Morning morning morning all good lads. I hope you managed to get some good sleep in the heat last night.
Remember to close your windows and shut your curtains or blinds to keep out the heat.
I'm just enjoying the last of the cool breeze before it gets mega hot again.

Imagine being HelperLad and having a 'mid life crisis' every night in your early 30s. Grim.

>>81550227
Morning my liiiiiid. Sadly not only had about 4 hours of sleep tonight for me. This sleep deprivation is really fucking me, cant understand why this is happening. Might have a look into buying that nyquil stuff its called zzzquil over here.
Going to go downstairs now and do the bacon bacon buttie time song and have a brew. It lush.

WHY CANT I STREAM KING OF THE HILL IN THE UK. SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHAT ENCOURAGES PIRACY. GET IT SORTED. RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT FOOKING NOW!

>>81550250
Exercising improves sleep quality

>>81550250
Morning mate!
Is it just the heat that is disrupting your sleep or is it something else too?
Last night wasn't so bad for me because I was knackered from having just 3 hours sleep the night before.
Enjoy your bacon butty, stay hydrated and take it easy!

>>81550267
King of the hill series.
https://kisscartoon.sh/Cartoon/King-of-the-Hill.48519/

>>81550376
dirty nonce you are

>>81549777
That's a bloke btw

>>81550298
No its been going on now for about 3 weeks. I get very tired and then I get about 3-5 hours of sleep and I wake up super charged and then later in the day have a massive headache and then feel very weak because Ive had no sleep. Need to go and see a doctor about it.

Can't believe how well I feel this morning. Felt like death when I got back at 01:30am last night

>>81550376
pleb

King of the Hill S01-S13
https://mega.nz/folder/hmFSgYLS#bffebpjEIQLWTj3pjFaMcg
https://mega.nz/folder/szdEmZ7T#LXl3mXvsLocPKz6BS0hJew
https://mega.nz/folder/g2tCQYRZ#jaTWf3Tq16YnxjBO-jFQQw
https://mega.nz/folder/Zz1BXAiJ#LSBzDiSCZFkyx8pqe7zuzQ

>>81550376
Thank you. Being picky here and its not your fault. but every time I go on these sits the quality is complete shit. I have seasons 1-6 on dvd but Im missing the other 7. I suppose its better than nothing.

Slept like fucking shit lads
The fan in my face didnt help

>>81550461
Even worse when you wake up with a stuff neck or back because the air has been blowing on it all night. Had a stiff neck for a week once because of it.

>>81550471
cant say ive ever had air make my bones stiff mate

sucks when it's windy out and you get blustereoporosis ;-;

>>81550484
I know I thought that, like how does the air penetrate the skin through the muscles and bones. It does somehow.

Bacon bacon buttie time bacon bacon buttie time. Had it with lashings of mustard, 1 pint of coffee and 1 pint of Dr Pepper. Going to wizza hut with mummy later oh it lush. And I mean lush.

>>81550452
I've watched them all, thank you. It was just for Big B to stream.
>>81550456
The link I gave you has all seasons.

Lads what happened to DVDlad? The way made it out last night that he was kidnapped! bloody well hope not.

Feel like bullying some lads here

>33 degrees tomorrow

>>81550642
Hope we get a livestream from SSM tomorrow discussing the heat wave

>>81550592
my link is some DVD encodes. almost went with 720p upscales (tolerable) or the official Disney+ 1080p upscales (awful). some fan AI upscales are better but they're a bit too smooth. King of the Hill has a roughness to it that gets lost with these things.

however they made these cartoons, would be nice if they could put higher-res versions. based Batman lids putting out solid Blu-rays with the original dirt/grain.

Spf50bros, I kneel

>>81550679
Need to start crossymaxxing my lid. Get that creme on your arms. when my brother was working on a building site he never wore suncreme because he thought it was gay annd cringe. Until one day he came home looking like a red lobster. Nothing gay about protecting your own body.

what a buffet, what an experience

https://youtu.be/llaCXstjIMs?t=92

>>81550168
you got some wank taste in ASMR sluts lad
eyebrows looking like 2 slugs died on her face

Shite how 99% UK homes dont have AC units. Absolutely lush standing under one in the blistering heat in summer time.

>>81550719
Do fat people suffer more during heat waves?

>>81550679
Mongtier move lad. Always factor up when the sun comes out!

>>81550738
I think so lid. To be honest Im not doing too bad to be honest Ive got the windows closed, blackout curtains drawn and the fan on full pelt

>>81550719
I was gloatmaxxing from muh airconditioned office yesterday UNTIL I had to commute back home and I was stood in a packed tram for 45 minutes because there were 'heat-related issues' on the track ahead. Absolutely mental. The stink of sweat in there phwoarrrr. Keeping it sticky albeit womfy at home today.

considering buying this box of 100 disposable 'tattoo razors' from Amazon. they have a flat single blade and a little comb thing. idea is they're for shaving your skin before getting a tattoo. or surgery.

there are these Wilkinson Sword ones i suppose aimed at hospitals, but they're more expensive.

it's my nipples and nether regions i struggle with. god bless nurses who have to shave patients for one reason or another. never thought about it much before. but they have to, don't they?

>>81550769
>windows closed, blackout curtains drawn and the fan on full pelt
Big brain move. My gf thinks opening the windows to let "fresh air" in is better. I tried to explain it to her a million times that the air outside is warmer than the air inside but she goes on about >muh fresh air

>messaged another ugly munter whos twice my age again
>after i shagged my first i've been hunting for them ever since
what the fuck is wrong with me.
something about fat ugly old women drives me crazy.
this is not normal nor healthy.

>>81550821
Maybe you enjoy lapping up the streams of sweat when you lift up their skin folds?

>>81550821
went through an older bird phase, one day i just woke up and went completely off them

>>81550829
i think its a form of narcissistic self torture.
i could get a decent looking girl my age but i throw those opportunities away to chase nasty old women because of the contrast between us which riles me up.

At work now but cba

>>81550863
Go take an hour long shit de lad. Really get womfy in that cubicle.

>>81550874
Already took four shits this morning lol

>>81550879
what the fuck mate see a doctor or calm down on the kebabs

>>81547149
No, get stoned before the wank, then get straight off to sleep. Pop a podcast on, let the mind wander, snoring away minutes later.
Wake up, listen to a choon or 20, have a spliff, start the day again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO95TtDdmms

What are your rates lads?

>coworker always says "happy friday" on standup calls

>>81551029
What are standup calls? Sounds anxiety inducing

there are days you can really feel the decay

>>81551029
Better respond with a big smile on your face lid otherwise he will sue the company for bullying.

my current conspiracy theory is that the assisted dying bill is nothing to do with dignity its a ploy to kill off old people because we cant afford them anymore because of the demographic crisis

>>81550679
Enjoy your cancer, told you to SPF50+ up

>>81551051
Triple lock pension dosent help either it went up by 13 billion in April due to the rise of inflation. It would be party suicide if they abolished it because of muh pensioners.

>>81551051
Not just old people, but anybody that is "suitable". There have been sharticles about younger people going for the big sleep, using these services.

Why won't he tell me what standup calls are?

>>81551051
Turns out its 151.5 billion per year for old cunts kek.

>>81551073
give him a minute
he's doing a standup call

>>81551073
Can't sit down while on the phone?

still on Skype, me.

Still using hotmail, me.

>>81551095
sounds like it's imposed on them? boss goes, "all right everyone, it's time for a standup call," and they all rise and have a meeting.
very serious.

>>81551103
It's friday guys, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!!, for the next hour, everybody that is on the phone, has to stand up.

if i ever get a job (i wont) it would need to be one with minimal social interaction

>>81551099
the Outlook app was good, then it turned to shit.
then the Outlook App for Indianfrens was a great lil find, but they started adding sneaky shit and basic features are missing (how do i block a sender?! i was being BOMBARDED, Big B, Hogwarts letter style).

is there a good open-source mail client for Android with no bullshite? i hate when stuff like this doesn't just have a clear winner, or the choices all suck in different ways. VLC on mobile is not good like people say it is, i hate it.

Why won't blad justs get a job

>>81551034
morning roundup of what you're working on, mainly for working from home so you catchup when you havent been in-person

>>81551038
i've called my MD a "fucking cunt", in good humour at least, before and not been fired so im probably fine

>>81551117
lorry driver?

>>81551073
cos i was in the middle of the call mao

>>81551125
he has a hidden disability
it's extremely unpleasant

>>81551117
wouldn't mind becoming a litter picker or parking enforcement goon, outside, getting steps

>>81551143
Sounds horrifying desu

Just took a piss. It Friday x

>>81551162
Its not hidden. Everybody can see that hes extremely overweight

now everyone get out your phone or device, go to menti dot com, and put in the code :)
haha Jenna's already read it
it should come up w--
Michael are you having trouble? did you connect to the wi-f-- ohh there we go haha.
there's always something, isn't there?
anyway, this asks, "if you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be?"
Shauna's giggling over there i see haha.
just take a few minutes to put in a word
don't worry you can put more than one.

if you got driving license theres plenty job opportunities for you

>>81551190
its not that bad
sit on mute cupping my balls, say what i worked on yesterday and will today, no doubt have to tell some other guy how to do his job, wait for everyone else to chat, then leave

>>81551125
I have several hidden disabilitys. I posed my PIP award a while ago. Cba finding it to post it, sorry lid.

>>81551202
Put in what code?

oh was a quite nvm lol
reminds me of someone i work with the way they speak

*looks at his thermostat that says 24c*

bought a piano last week and trying to write a song lads.
i love the beatles so fucking much man.
https://vocaroo.com/1k2Hiehrl9xL

corr I was 7.5 pints in only last night and feeling it today my lids

>>81551273
Nice little tune.

>>81551273
wanna get a digital piano lost interest in guitar

>>81551285
thank you.
ive been working on a few lately but i can never write words to them.

>>81551295
same, i can say learning piano has allowed me to understand music more than playing guitar for years did.
i can reccommend the yamaha p45 as a starter but the p225 sounds a lot better if you have the cash.

New day, new attempted invasion by the twolls. SeasideNAVY standing by with 4x bigger, 4x better and 4x shootier boats this time. Not going to be made a fool by bigger ships blowing up all my little ones so the gloves are off, the hammer is out. Twolls don't want to see the SeasideSULTAN's bad side.
There huge battle ahead, a whole fleet of seether ships heading straight for the coast of Wuppatania.

>>81551297
A few of the tunes that get shared on here are missing vocals, but I don't know how to write songs. Seems like they have a subject, put phrases together then fill bits?
A cool voice helps. Found these the other week, I'm really liking them, and she's got a good voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeL2M8jBEI4

I hate cooking but love eating

I hate women but love shagging

I hate pissing but love shitting

It's just not right. They're sending a whole invasion fleet to bring battle to the beaches, the benches and the pub gardens. Thousands of lads benefit claims on the line - the welfare state will not break, they don't want life to be all on for free.

Nagabros...

>>81551273
wow in one week i go from learning E to learning F. or maybe what each hand does.
you're out there writing Beatles songs i think you might be a prodigy lad.

Anybody bought pc parts off aliexpress?

>>81551386
nah but seen tons of videos of people doing it and getting either scammed or just what they expected. or sometimes not showing up at all

anybody bought a GF off aliexpress?

>>81551369
>imagine admitting you are being bullied from a middle aged Indian dyke. Kek.

>>81551391
NTA but, so just like amazon?

No reason Ruthmong shouldn't go out and get some sun and steps.

>>81546985
>>81547000
kinell thats mad, i always complain about this shithole. HOW is that a rule? fucking place is worse than reddi- OH OPPSIE I ALMOST COMPLAINED

i love 4chan
long live 4chan
best moderation, best site

>>81551371
nah anon, i brought a piano last week.
realistically ive been "playing" for 2/3 months now.

>wfh
>do enough tasks to buy me an hour free
>tack on me 30 min lunch break
>1.5 hrs of fuck all

think ill have meself a shower, easy af

>NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout


NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout

>>81551437
>NEW: Erdogan warns German PM Merz that Israeli attacks could trigger a spiral of violence in the region, and harm Europe by creating more migration and nuclear fallout

It's over for the crew of the vessel that charged in, poor shits got hit by broadsides from every direction, they tore a massive hole in the ship and it's sinking like a stone. All the SeasideSAILORS have been lost to the ocean - there no bacon buppy mutty times under the waves.

Got me driving test today. Wish me luck lids

>>81551456
put a name on so we can follow your gaming seaside adventures more easily

>>81551386
i got ram, cooler, wifi module and cpu for my old laptop. all work fine.

>>81551459
Good luck. Oh aye, got a car lined up?

Back into the Admiral Slots this afternoon I reckon

>>81551459
Good luck, dee lid

>>81551459
good luck, dont fail anon

>>81551464
sorry lid. I meant to, makes me more easier to filter as well if people not keen on gamespam.

It all smoke and screams and nobody in the front can see a single fucking thing, There likely boarding actions and grapeshot volleys for the SeasideSAILORs now. This is just the opening stages of the battle, not many lids are getting out of this alive.

>>81551411
i think getting scammed by amazon's more common in the US, and you get better support for shit not turning up
I've never had an issue anyway

>>81551466
Did you 'shipped from China' seller

The Twolls have a massed block of ships which is advantageous to the two dozen of our boats coming in. The lids at the front may have sacrificed themselves but now they locked in a tar pit and not in the picture is a small group of carronade frigates (small frigates with dozens of nightmare fuel giant shotguns) coming up to engage the big block of twolls. Got to hope this action doesn't go wrong or all of Wuppatania going to get a jobcentre plus.

Wollocks? Done in.

>>81551500
It happens a lot here, dodgy chinese stuff, poor quality. Scamazon allows it, same with prime video, charge people for it, and it's full of shit, low quality films pushed as high star ratings.

>>81551528
What happened to the Jobcentre forces yesterday lad? I had to nip out and I think the battle must have been over by the time I got back. I hope are lids weren't put to work.

>>81551512
>'shipped from China' seller
aye just pick a shop with orders and reviews

A twoll ship got too greedy and was carried by the prevailing wind into the firing line - they're eating fifty six cannons balls and every last one is on for free. Soon the battle will begin in earnest as the majority of heavy SeasideBOATS make their way to cross the T.

>>81551549
They had a First Rate ship of the line versus a half dozen of Fifth Rates, it was a nasty fight and the Jobcentre ship sunk over half the force before they surrendered during a point when they were surrounded. I'm not very good at the naval battles in TW:E.... there's a way to cheese them but that's not fun, this game all about the huge battles!

Wollocks? Sweaty.

>>81551475
I am on gamstop for years now, even ended up losing money on dodgy non gamstop casinos. Went onto their site to try and get it lifted and it says they'll never lift it until the expiry

>>81551540
the only time i've been disappointed is with chinkshit where i knew the risks, nothing i ordered has ever been "wrong" or like blatantly used when its meant to be new
and i order random music shite off there all the time

Thinking about buying a (musical) keyboard, all my paths of research led to the yamaha p-225 but it's certainly not fucking cheap

>>81551593
kawai es120 is better

the accidental sex dungeon incident

>>81550967
I bet poundlass is at 187.45 per week, plus part-time work in poundland. She can afford holidays abroad several times a year too.

The battle joined in earnest now, there's wooden decking, cannonballs and struggling SeasideSAILORS as far as any eye unburned by the acrid smoke can see. The carronade frigates approach ever closer, I'd be shitting myself. Go look up what a carronade is, apparently they could clear whole decks of men in a few shots.

New Track just dropped, its a banger.

https://x.com/AdameMedia/status/1935814911126372360

You have call from Macron of France. What do you say to him?

>>81551634
"fook off ya cheese eating surrender monkey froggy bastard"

>>81551634
>Hello? Mr Rafale?
>Rafale speaking
>Nice plane brother, it must've taken a lot of work to end up in that cockpit
>Aye I worked very hard.
>Have a nice day mate.
>Adios.

>>81551634
Hello? Who's this?
>Emmanuel Macron, le President de France
Why are you calling me pal?
>We le need you to fight in notre war le lad
Too hot today mate, call me tomorrow

To be honest I never answer unknown numbers so I'd probably let it go to voicemail, which I don't listen to.

Very unsure on how to feel. Is it coke? Give it a 3/5.

>>81551664
lad its not even noon

The worst fucking thing has happened. The flagship just fucking exploded after the twolls hit the magazine and every man on board is dead. We're losing ships left and right against focused fire and defeat by detail. SeasideSAILORS will bounce back in the end and protect and the beaches, the benches and the kebab gardens but I can't believe the whole ship is gone.
Will be a sulphate free bokkle night if any of us make it out alive and unsanctioned.

My crossy is a piano player.She's so clever.x

>>81551664
7%? COOOOOOOR thats Polish tier strength

>>81551667
I know. It's bloody hot, though. :\

Which jobs are going first?

India lost 4 Rafale's last month. So much war this year lads, why hasn't China invaded Taiwan yet

Can't even play me open world vidya without this damn PS4 fan going crazy loud. I guess I will play it when it's cold again.

Verdict on the French?

Litter pickers will always be needed
https://www.tiktok.com/@seasidemarkarmy/video/7077167631161183493

>>81551689
they're the better of our friends.

Spaffed just now me
Innit

>>81551700
>Spaffed just now me
Proof?

Post your spunk, big man

>That (((tel aviv))) AI song

Kekaroooo

>>81551694
>Litter pickers will always be needed

Carronade lids have at long last arrived into a good firing position. The first of the squadron have managed to sail themselves into firing range despite the oppositional wind - which they can soon use to turn on their tail once the main line of twolls goes on past. The carronade nice and low sitting in the water so harder to hit and they and only need to get reasonably close before they rake your decks with SeasideSHOTGUN fire.
Things looking up, we avenge all the dead who went in first and got turned into dogfood.

>>81546297 (OP)
Emily Pops probably fancies her.

Billions, nay, trillions worth of investments in nuclear tech all bombed to shit in a week lmao

>>81551740
Alessia is the lass Emily wants to shag

>>81551750
She'd shag me I reckon for a rare vidya like My Horse & Me 2 on the Xbox 360.

>>81551677
Women can handle that. It's nothing.

Scoliosis lasses are cute.

>>81551759
She's not interested in lads with no shoes.

>>81551762
how many you drinking

You probably wont believe me but im currently on my sixth shit of the day (four at home, two at work)

>>81551805
It's mad how much shit our bodies can hold. I'll sometimes go 4 days without one and then it all comes out over the course of a day.

Two nasty carronade broadsides from a specialised short range frigate and the whole Jobcentre ship of the line goes off like a fireworks factory and the whole upper decks turned into splinters and dust. There still hope for the Beaches and the Benches yet.

>>81551790
I think I could easily get shoes for a good time with her.

>>81551828
She wouldn't have a clue what to do with a cock.

>>81551790
Her hair actually looks clean and shiny there.

Lasses at the beaches and festivals this weekend. They couldn't imagine spending all summer at home.

Chika's new wind powered car will revolutionise the market

Me? Prefer wine.

>>81551831
I would show her. I would eat her out if she wants.

>>81551848
You wouldn't know how to, Ruthmong. You know nothing about women

>>81551853
I would soon get used to the anatomy of a female.

why wont ruthmong get into opiates or benzos?

Cinzia Dubois is a nice lass.

Chika sits in the driver's seat with the patented "Fartbox" at his backside, the natural gas floats down to an exhaust pipe and catalyses into pure energy. Last week he drove to France.

>>81551837
Neither could I to be fair. You have to go out at least a few times.

>>81551865
>oversized glasses
Is that your fetish?

Why even have a weekend? We should all be productive 7 days a week. And 8 hour days, seems a bit short? 10 hours would still give you free time every evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzoB_sB8Er0

Maybe we'll get an uploaf today

>>81551860
I don't think that's going to help me one bit. My health also.

>>81551634
Macron is based, pic related

I think he's right that Europe should invest more in defence given that the USA doesn't want to help us anymore, and Russia clearly poses a threat.

>>81551898
YOUR bennies will pay for it lad

>>81551894
Fuck frauditors and fuck Veitch, the convicted woman beater. Scum just as bad as the thin blue line thugs.

>>81551895
Helps me cope with being a loser desu

BOOM! Another Twoll ship turned to dust. It's all good and well having a 3 story tall boat but if a smaller one can slip beneath your gunline you're done. Jobcentre Fleet is in shambles at this point. We turn it around for the Seasiders.

>>81551883
When we have assisted dying getting paid to be a useless pensioner will be a relic of the past. "Weekends" will go extinct for young wagies. If it's not productive it's got to go.

>>81551689
>on the French

>>81551904
I'm not on bennies though

>>81551883
Really grim. Glad I don't live in that shithole.

>>81551905
Veitch is the real victim. He just wanted to see his kids

>>81551883
>The workers dont want it either!
Citation fucking needed.

>>81551689
They are unironically based and redpilled

Look at Concorde - a majestic aircraft built as a collaboration between the British and the French. Then there's the Channel Tunnel which was also built jointly by the British and the French.

They are good allies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_-8SS1LS_c

>>81551805
Do you have Chrons disease lad?

Jammer shots game lads down a vodka every time he says bully or work

Time for lunch is it not? Bit hot for it but a man's got to eat.

coor she a big girl

>>81551926
He's a nasty, narcissistic man. I don't believe Stacey has the power to send "hitmen" to him.

>>81551952
Take a shot whenever you read a comment from some sad bastard who worked in deadend jobs all their life and blames government.

>>81551955
What you thinking, lad? I'm about to head to Pret for a Brie, basil and tomato baguette and a can of a sparking apple juice

Made my company over 300k this morning

>>81551975
>Pret for a Brie, basil and tomato baguette and a can of a sparking apple juice

proof?

>>81551987
Not bought it yet

>>81551975
Sounds like a middle class eatery

>>81551986
Hope you are rewarded financially for your hard work lad.

Mad how people make some bold claims but never back them up.

>>81551999
Just a sandwich shop. They are everywhere in central London

>>81552002
What's so far fetched about a man buying a sandwich

Emily laid spread eagle on her bed with a high powered fan pointed directly at her sweaty minge

>>81552001
He will be lucky if the office is rewarded a pizza party. While the (((boss))) counts the profits the serfs eat the slop. Everyones a winner.

Drinking the only beer I've got in. Wish I bought more.

>>81551469
>>81551480
>>81551484
I fookin failed. BOLLOCKS

New thread for the thirsty lads

>>81552028

>>81552017
If he's lucky a million more and he can have Christmas off x

Early dolly lolcow thread. no thanks

>>81550790
Babatunde shaving Sean's boney arse before his nappy change

>>81552022
>failed
Why, de lid

>>81551186
>parking enforcement goon,
I was thinking this today. I'm such a petty, miserable, misanthropic cunt that I would take some pathetic degree of pleasure in giving normgroids tickets