I don't get how normalfags are always clean and nice smelling and have perfect clothes and hair and everything. How do you all have that kind of willingness to keep that effort level up every day?

>>81548262 (OP)
I need to shower at least once a day before my sleep.

They have motivation and generally want to do things besides sitting on their ass all day. In fact many feel useless without something to do.

>>81548262 (OP)
>5 minutes a day to shower
>30 minutes a week to wash, dry & fold clothes
yeah youre just gross

>>81548298
No normalfag takes five minute showers

>>81548298
>& fold
Nobody ever told me there was a third step after wash and dry.

>>81548298
This is a fucking joke, right? My shower process is like an hour. My getting ready in the morning shit is like 30 minutes.

>>81548429
lots of normies don't fold, they just leave them in the basket and grab them as needed.

>>81548436
Stop fapping in the shower and maybe you can finish it earlier.

>>81548465
Bitch, all that time is literally spent cleaning myself. I don't have time to masturbate.

>>81548480
>get in
>soap
>rinse
>shampoo
>rinse
>done

No way that should take an hour. 5-10 minutes tops. Most likely you are spending time just standing under the water doing nothing.

>>81548495
Shampoo part will vary a lot in time depending on if you have a buzz cut or if you're a foid with some fancy girly hairstyle that needs some special black magic ritual to maintain.

>>81548495
I mean, I categorize my shower routine as, like, everything I do to get ready for bed.
>Clean up my face for any potential blackheads/acne
>Floss
>Brush Teeth
>Mouthwash
>Get in shower
>Wash hair
>Rinse
>Wash whole head, besides hair obviously, with facial cleanser
>Rinse and rinse ears out
>Full body wash process
>Rinse
>Get out
>Dry
>Get dressed
>Brush hair into the position I need it to be
Thats kinda my basic routine

>>81548511
okay, add an extra 5-10 minutes, still don't see how you are getting an hour or even a half hour in the shower.

>>81548262 (OP)
Because my dopamine receptors aren't fried from endless doom scrolling and jerking off to loli porn 5 times day like it is with you.

>>81548572
I use lesbian porn, not loli porn. And I was like this back in the 90s too when using the computer for porn wasn't really viable yet because of how slow the internet was.

>>81548262 (OP)
With a routine. Think of it like whatever you do first after turning on the PC, it becomes autipilot

I feel like I finally figured out how to dress (the secret is just to buy nice clothes that fit you. And also wear pants) but I still cannot figure out hair. It looks like shit no matter what I do. Going out and seeing normalfags with perfect hair all day is baffling. The wind fucking rapes my hair