Thread 81548356

so i'm loading into the family car with my dad and lil sis in the back like a true neetcel parasite. phone instantly autoconnects to the bluetooth and before i can even alt+f4, my last pornhub tab just fucking BUSTS the speakers at full vol with some nasty throat-gagging "good girl daddy" shit. absolute ear-raping slop. nobody's said a word since.
i legit want to an-hero. someone just take me out back and shoot me already.

>>81548356 (OP)
i aint even gonna hold you that would probably be my last straw, nigger

>>81548356 (OP)
You can't even play it off as a joke. Best option is to just apologize sincerely instead of saying nothing so at least they know you're remorseful, (assuming you are).

>>81548356 (OP)
did they know you were like this anon or did they just figure out

>>81548356 (OP)
You ALWAYS close porn when you are done looking at it. You learned this lesson the hard way. I never had to, fortunately

At least it wasn't gay porn and husky men talking to each other. You could've got caught broke back mountain style.

There's no coming back anon that's gonna haunt your memories whenever you close your eyes from now on

>>81548377
i don't think so. NEETs don't usually have a great relationship with family so playing it off as a joke would just come off weird.
I'm assuming anon is a NEET but it's more likely than not

>>81548356 (OP)
If you were chadson your sister would get wet and stroke your cock off under a blanket. I had a chad buddy growing up and his OLDER sister gave him a handjob on a family road trip and ate the cum off her hand. She ended up teaching him how to have sex and they would fuck regularly for years

>>81548408
>i don't think so. NEETs don't usually have a great relationship with family so playing it off as a joke would just come off weird.
I literally said he can't

>>81548356 (OP)
>connects instantly to the family car
you usually watch porn in the family car?

>>81548420
Sorry anon i'm retarded and it's late nght

welp. you gotta kys. sorry anon. see you in the next life.

>>81548356 (OP)
I cant stand those auto connecting car Bluetooth jew machines. I will never own a car newer than 2005. My condolences, OP.

>>81548392
I have a habit of wanting to clean up the nut immediately then forgetting I had porn open.

>>81548845
why, you worried you're gonna blare your pornos to your daddy as well?

Should have bluetooth off anyway unless you're actively using it, it's a known vulnerability

holy shit dude you just gave your whole family PTSD. that's peak autism, congrats on fucking up your gene pool

>>81548356 (OP)
Total gooner embarrasment

>>81548356 (OP)
Actual retard detected. Your entire existence is a symptom of society's failure. You think blasting porn sounds in front of your family is funny or relatable? No, you're just a gross, hopeless loser that everyone already hates.

>>81548356 (OP)
You watch porn, so what? Everyone masturbates at least once in their life. You will look back on that as a haha, that happened moment in a few years. Move on.

>>81549631
>Everyone masturbates
Normies have girlfriends so they don't need to jerk off. It's moslty just incels which is shameful unto itself jerking off to porn

>>81548356 (OP)
I mean that's not that weird. Some internet weirdos that have some past issues tend to kick up a fuss about that shit. It's normal for people dating to call eachother mommy or daddy, they're planning a future together where they have sex and are a mommy and daddy. I think it'd get real akward if she was like OH YEAH GLUG GLUG UNGLE GIMMY GLUG GLUG FASHE FUG GLUG GLUG ME. It'd be a lot weirder if you were like self inserting in the weird molesty uncle kind of thing.

Post the exact video that played, or larp