How do I get a girlfailure gf?

They'd probably be insufferable after a short while no thanks

>>81548519 (OP)
one that is completely hopeless, completely dependent on you, has nobody else in their life and cries when you dont answer her immediately. would be hot controlling someone like that

I dated one i felt embarrassed for myself dont do it

Bros I love her. She is perfect for me.

>>81548519 (OP)
real girlfailures are ugly and obese

>>81548599
or just severely mentally ill

>>81548610
no that's not enough failure

>>81548634
but i am not attracted to fat or ugly people

>>81548587
Dude I'm 3 bad days away from killing myself I'll take the post hoc embarrassment

>>81548676
oh yeah i forgot that r9k is full of faggot losers my bad

>>81548599
the obesity yes. why is it always

>>81548661
so then you don't want a girlfailure you just want someone slightly quirky

>>81548684
cos you're so checked out you don't care about appearing attractive anymore

>>81548793
no i want someone completely hopeless that is not fat and also not incredibly ugly, i have found such a person before

>>81548599
>>81548661
>>81548684
welp. More for me

>>81548519 (OP)
Girls cant fail because there will always be a man thatll bail them out and give them another chance

>>81548809
she is a liar in some way or another

>>81548519 (OP)
incels will say they want a girlfailure and post stacy in dim lighting LMFAO

>>81548824
no she wasnt, she was severely mentally ill, not every girl becomes a fat landwhale when they give up on life (thank god), she developed anorexia and was obsessed with how she looked, after i left her for like the 4th time she killed herself

>>81548846
Dude that's hot af

>>81548805
why not be healthy because it feels good i don't understand americans

>>81549114
yes it really was, she would do pretty much anything i asked without any hesitation

>>81549114
This post sounds like bait.

>>81549126
because i don't care about that also i'm not american

>>81549129
Ok senpai so how'd you bag her?

>>81549946
severely mentally ill and neurodivergent girls (autistic for example) congregate all over the internet, there is a plethora of girls like this (highly attractive and freaky etc) that normies dont want for whatever reason. due to being ostracized from normie society they are just as desperate as incels. all the times i have met these types of women has been by accident and it just sort of continues from there. these girls will get attached to you very quickly if they see you as attractive and you play your cards right. you should try to be as perfect as possible to them at first so that they will try to get super close to you, and then once they are already infatuated you can pretty much do whatever. i only go for girls that are virgins and have never been in an actual relationship in the first place but this helps greatly with how much they will value you too.

>>81548519 (OP)
DON'T DO IT she will destroy your heart because they are failures even at loving their boyfriend

>>81550057
where are they please tell me where they are i really need to know

>>81551007
i am never actually looking for them but as i said they are in all corners of the internet. sometimes i will meet them while playing games, sometimes i will be scrolling tiktok and i will comment something on their post and they will dm me and it goes from there. im sure there is a lot of luck involved but it has gone great for me so far, i just wait for a higher power to bring me another girl like this. im sure they also exist irl but i dont go outside much so i wouldnt know.

>>81548519 (OP)
I'm a failure and all I want is a girl like this who'd understand me and let me hold her. But I'd also never find her since I never leave me house, and I have an unattractive face. The thought of her not being a virgin like I am would be repulsive and I wouldn't want anything long distance so there's no point in even having this dream. Also, any normie here seeking to defile them should be castrated.

>>81548519 (OP)
You need to not get a hate boner over women first

>>81548519 (OP)
its literally like having a teenager
>be not me
>be girlfailure
>either skin and bones or massive landwhale
>wake up
>dm you complaining abut random bullshit
>"anon... the cutesy japanese outfits you bought me were from shein/temu/whatever instead of an expensive ass japanese shop
>"i hate you im ending it all now"
>send the same fuckin picture of self harm scars as per usual
>go on discord
>get groomed by fat, sweaty neckbeards
>finger myself to shota hentai or whatever
>send nudes to guy on discord for saif cutesy clothes from earlier or discord
>text you that i didnt actually kill myself bc i love you
>"anon... come over and make me breakfast.. im huunngryy"
>be ungreatful of free breakfast that you made me
>worst sex of your life, cant even coom
>sleep for the entire day
>thats it
>repeat every day
why would you do this to yourself

>>81548519 (OP)
Become boy success.
Girls only date up.

>>81551049
i would never use tiktok. and i dont play much multiplayer

>>81551305
then how do you expect to meet loser women anon

>>81548519 (OP)
this looks like my gf lol, shes autistic and doesn't really have any friends, I too have no friends

>>81548519 (OP)
based muffins appreciator

she does seem legitimately mentally unwell. Fanstastic audios though, just excellent. Also, I can save her.

>>81551446
whats her name on onlyfans or wahtever?

>>81551503
Fansly: clarabelles
Reddit: muffinsmuffins222

She has pee and diaper kinks be warned. Seems kind of unhinged in a way (but then aren't we all). But yeah her audios are fantastic and she's cute to boot.

>>81548519 (OP)
I have been friends with a few girl failures always with the hope of making them my gf. Its always a bad idea they are without fail terrible people who always cheat on their partners.

>>81551344
i dont know, through discord? i guess i dont even use that for anything other than group chats though.
i do play multiplayer sometimes actually, but idk of any girls who play paradox games or deathmatch.

>>81548846
tfw feel insecure because my bf had an ex exactly like this and i'll never be able to compare