any moids wanna practice-flirt with me

send boobs, unless you got pink nips then fuck you

>>81549004 (OP)
I would much prefer having a real GF. I don't think I would need very much practice if it was someone as autistic as me.

I'm not gonna talk to women in the foreseeable future, what do I need to practice for?

>>81549004 (OP)
why what would it entail

>>81549004 (OP)
sure, can i see your boobs and vagina now

H-Hi, how are you?

>>81549004 (OP)
what is this? would you flirt with me or should i flirt with you?

>>81549004 (OP)
im gonna shove my stinky sticky cock into your throat and make you suffocate on it you fucking little whore kill yourself roasty

>>81549018
pink nips? really? brown nips are for niggers

>>81549004 (OP)
i like your sleeves
theyre really big

>>81549039
hi :))) i'm good :) wbu?
>>81549023
i just want to practice im autistic when it comes to talking to men

>>81549004 (OP)
You're so cute your like a bug snug in a rug who needs a hug from a lug (I ran out of words that rhyme with big).
Kiss me.

>>81549063
well i love you more than anything and i want you to remember this

>>81549004 (OP)
Hey baby. Wanna see my 4 incher?

I don't get it. I can't see what you look like, you're probably bedrotting. I don't know anything about you. What is there to even say to you, let alone say flirtatiously? Hey bby, bet you're comfortable in that bed of yours, how about you try rotting in mine?

>>81549004 (OP)
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

Tell me something interesting so I can relate to you

>>81549117
McChicken sauce is just mayo, and mcmayo isn't even good

>>81549103
>>81549067
these are actually good pickup lines unironically
i will be stealing
this thread was a psyop for me to steal oneliners hahahaha :)

>>81549004 (OP)
You're hot. Can I rape you?

>>81549004 (OP)
Bitch theres literally like 20,000 of your fuckin clones outside at this very moment. What makes your ass so much better than the one next to you. Im gonna flirt with her instead. Actually fuck that, theres an even better one. Actually just fuck the whole thing, im not wasting my time. Ive seen enough porn to know what you girls do lol thats so fucking weird. Nobody ever asked me if I wanted to they just tell me I should want to and im like weird if I dont. Honestly im totally fine not talking to anyone for the last 15 years.

i have a big collection of retro fps games on my shelves. my copy of blood was signed by members of now defunct monolith studios who made blood. wanna suck my penis now?

>>81549135
Glad you liked mine, I cringed writing it

>>81549128
Yeah, whatever you say, girlie.

>>81549117
have you ever added a slice of cheese to the mcchicken? you will never go back.

>>81549154
Dude they charged me 85 cents to add cheese to a McChicken. Most expensive kraft single I ever had. Next time I do that I'm bringing my own singles

>>81549074
wrong. i love you more.

>>81549004 (OP)
hello OP i can't flirt with you because i'm shy

>>81549135
Fucking Americans on god.....

OP is cewl. Ignore thread. She's a painfully uninteresting heroin addict that just wants ypur money.

>>81549004 (OP)
how are you going to practice flirting when I can't fucking see you? dumb hoe

It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks

>>81549195
then tell me a good non-american (im assuming european) pick up line :)

>>81549169
it's worrth it goy i promise. but yea that's some bullshit, that's why you remember to steal a large drink on your way out

>>81549189
me too. i try to put myself outside of my comfort zone but its hard! we'll both get there.

so what are you up to tonight handsome :)

>>81549004 (OP)
SEXO SEXO SEXO, please ma'am the SEXO

>>81549253
No, I meant you and (y)our American-esque fascination with flirting is a lot like free healthcare. You don't get it.

Hey OP I love your thread
id love to go to /tv/ with you sometime or maybe even /v/

I'd love to be allowed the privilege of appreciating your girlmusk, miss fembot.

>>81549004 (OP)
do you want an andy practice bf?

>>81549004 (OP)
Your eyes are staring into my soul if you keep it up Jesus

>>81549346
i don't get a lot of things :(

>>81549004 (OP)
i am going to kill myself unless you reply to me

>>81549169
>>81549154
Just get a chicken and cheese at that point. Cheaper and ebtter than mcchicken

>>81549189
hi whats your asl

>>81549389
how old are you but probably not im genuinely emotionally unavailable and barring myself from any relationship until i get that fixed
>>81549437
dont fucking kill yourself

>>81549004 (OP)
Is your clit a candle? Because I think its fucking lit.

>>81549438
>hi whats your asl
(blushes and hides) i am scared

>>81549438
21, male from Europe. And you ?

>>81549494
>>81549521
im ngl nigga i was trying to reply to op instead
but i am retarded

>>81549478
wow it's really that easy to get a girlfriend

hey do you like anime

>>81549478
Can I get an easy anti-suicide reply too, it might actually help me.

>>81549541
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you and >>81549521 ***have*** to date now. don't care. become boykissers NOW.

>>81549592
unironically don't do it anon, im praying for you

>>81549616
Thanks anon, at this point it feels more like cope than hope but any small bit helps anyway.

>>81549625
i'm staying so you have to too!

AGP-thread to psy-op the inkwells here

>>81549662
>Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
I pooped myself btw.

>>81549200
Does she have throne?

>>81549004 (OP)
Realistic flirting for an anon is like this.
>sees woman/man
>runs the fuck away as fast as possible in fear
>crys in bed like a baby about it later

>>81549004 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF ON FB LIVE GLOWNIGGER

>>81549004 (OP)
no lol lmao
let's practice-duel instead (at reflex arena)
don't bore me if u wind up comin around (use aimbots n cheats if u think thatll even things out or get u a easy win, i dont mind i just wanna frag n play some arena fps shootin n tootin, however dont cheat if theres other ppl, just be a 1337 h4ck3r with just me, i wanna practice more dodgin)

>>81549438
Not one of those anons but I'd do it cause bored. Not here though fuck doing that cringe shit in public

what's good shawty, what's the move tonight cuz im just straight chillin' with my robot bros
like real chill (stroking my shit type shit yk)
wby?

>>81549004 (OP)
sure, give a situation, I'll wait

>>81549004 (OP)
drop your discord and il give you a call

>>81549004 (OP)
how does pee and poop on me in my bed sound

everyone that is unironically trying to participate in the topic of the thread is fucking pathetic lmao

>>81549004 (OP)
>walks up
>shit myself
H-h-h-h-hey...
>the stench wafts up to your nose
H-how are you doing today?

>>81549004 (OP)
i just shat my pants, can i get in yours

>>81549004 (OP)
Prove your a women and post your penis or gtfo

>>81549347
Okay, this was pretty charming. Cute idea.

>>81549004 (OP)
Yes I do but I need your Discord or email to do that