Thread 81550207 - /r9k/ [Archived: 957 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:05:47 AM No.81550207
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My oneitis is obsessed with older men. We're both zoomers and work together and recently all she talks about is dilf this, dilf that. Commenting on the most generic, potbelly having dad bods that come in here and how they are actually hot and would be "able to take care of her." What do I do? I'm a tall, skinny, twink looking mf. She might actually end up fucking a man that's old enough to be her father and it's giving me cold sweats. I can't compete and feel impotent and degraded every time she flirts with them. What am I supposed to do? I'm thinking of quitting my job to distance myself from her since she doesn't really talk to me outside of work.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:17:38 AM No.81550269
>>81550207 (OP)
Why don't you go online and start hunting people down for dating girls 1 year younger than them like all the other zoomercucks in this position?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:22:05 AM No.81550288
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>>81550207 (OP)
>tall mf
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:24:18 AM No.81550306
>>81550269
Nta but lol you just made me think of the Equalizer, but it's a Chud instead of Denzel Washington.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:24:21 AM No.81550307
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>>81550207 (OP)
That's because your "oneitis" is a dependent parasite that thinks "love" is just feeding off of people with more "power" than them.

It also, most definitly, has a rape fetish. Reflect on this and really ask yourself. "Is my supposed oneitis fully sentient?"

You are putting your vulnerability on a lesser parasite. Raise your standards.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:24:22 AM No.81550308
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>>81550207 (OP)
Just accept that she has daddy issues dummy
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:24:25 AM No.81550309
>>81550288
What about it? Original
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:29:54 AM No.81550331
>>81550307
>fully sentient
This is a female we're talking about.
>>81550308
What am I supposed to do about it? I can't be her father.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:32:46 AM No.81550342
>>81550207 (OP)
it was over before it began, dont continue to hurt yourself pursuing some whore who'd rather spread her legs for any old man rather than you
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:38:52 AM No.81550368
>>81550342
I think I'll just quit. Never confessed any feelings to her but made it so obvious that I'm 100% sure she knows I like her. With this in mind I could swear she does this flirting amd commenting on purpose in front of me. Do I really need to know how much you find these older men attractive? Why tell me? Either she thinks it's funny or she's humiliating me on purpose.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:42:41 AM No.81550394
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>>81550331
>What am I supposed to do about it? I can't be her father.
You can't make people like you anon, best to move on if she's got such gross taste in men
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:44:24 AM No.81550403
>>81550368
Women get off on doing evil shit like that man, you could be real sweet and they'll throw it in your face just because they think they're too good for you.Find a better job, you might even get lucky and find your very own foid.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:52:39 AM No.81550443
>>81550394
You right but this is also a common theme in my life
>move on
>let it go
>forget about it
God forbid I ever get ANYTHING I want.
>>81550403
I will definitely quit.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:56:20 AM No.81550463
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>>81550207 (OP)
Anon dont listen to the other retards ITT here's some actual advice. If she's actually part of the "attracted to older men" social contagion, she is most certainly also a part of the "attracted to masked men" social contagion. The solution? Become a biker. Unironically. Broach the subject with her and you'll see. You don't even need to buy the bike or ride it at first if you just buy the motorbike helmet. Also buy the balaclava that goes under the helmet because gurls get wet for those too.
>I'm skinny
Go gym. Everyone else reading this should do that too.

>>81550342
There is no possible configuration of words he could have wrote that would have made you write anything other than this. You're a bitter loser.

>>81550368
>I'm 100% sure she knows I like her
You're such a moron it hurts me. Ask her out on a date. Like a date date. Mention that you are thinking of getting a bike and see her reaction. You'll see.

>>81550403
Women have the impulse to be annoying and horrible but what they actually get off on is being put in their rightful place.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:59:29 AM No.81550478
>>81550463
You are actually clinically insane lmao
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:00:25 AM No.81550481
>>81550207 (OP)
Send her my way, I want a young zoomette gf to plap and cuddle.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:02:38 AM No.81550493
>>81550463
Truth is the age of consent is 16 because tons of dudes fuck teenage anuses. It is somewhat hard to believe if you frequent this place, you probably are living a life of gore. A life without hugging anyone, let alone a teenager. Your peers are literal gore victims dude. In a galactic court of law, nature would be fined billions of bucks for punitive damages to our egos. Lol I actually cant even believe this shit happened dude thats literally illegal to do this to me. To make a guy live as this fucking person without anything, while everyone else is indulging in all this crazy shit like teenagers bumholes in their mouth dude and they even have cars and shit? You know what I get to fucking indulge in? They make me sleep at night and thats like the highlight where I dont need to be conscious for awhile. I dont need to be aware of the gore. Its too complicated here, too much stuff and too hard to do. Shouldnt have happened. This is pretty serious dude everybody knows theres nothing on the way lol this was actually like the worst possible thing somebody could ever experience.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:04:15 AM No.81550508
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>>81550463
A girl i knew said she liked older men so i thought it would be the meme celebrity dilf thing or whatever, but she was genuinely fucked up by watching both of her grandfathers die painfully when she was 5 and 10 so it gave her some complex for dying old men. she told me she masturbated to the idea of holding an old man while he dies. Yeah so dont trust bitches like that
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:04:23 AM No.81550510
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>>81550443
>God forbid I ever get ANYTHING I want.
An unfortunate consequence of tying goals to the affections or feelings of others, though ultimately you only need succeed once if your desire is to find someone you love
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:11:07 AM No.81550548
>>81550481
Fuck off unc. Go mow the lawn or something.
>>81550510
We are social beings. Ofcourse the affection of others is important to me and it's what my life revolves around. I can't live for myself, that's just how I am.
>you only need succeed once if your desire is to find someone you love
Roll on that day. It's nowhere on the horizon.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:13:11 AM No.81550562
>>81550478
The difference between insanity and genius is whether your idea works ;)

>>81550493
>OP asks for advice on how to get a girl he likes
>you post an essay on why the age of consent should be lowered and your shit life
Sorry bro. Your post doesn't concern me.

>>81550508
Yeah there's always the chance she could just be completely fucking crazy, but I would bet against it lol
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:15:57 AM No.81550579
>>81550207 (OP)
dude fucking RUN. FUCKING RUN, SPRINT, PLEASE ANON. My life is fucking destroyed because I loved a girl like this.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:16:18 AM No.81550584
>>81550207 (OP)
I am sorry anon, I get how you feel because I am a zoomer girl who used to be head over heels for a guy who was my age and he was fucking OBSESSED with milfs. That shit drove me nuts and to this day, seeing the word makes me violent. I ultimately accepted it's just not meant to be, even if we got together, he would cheat on me with a hag because I will never be his type. It is frustrating but it is what it is. You have to let her go and find someone who doesn't have a fetish that inherently excludes you from their dating pool.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:17:51 AM No.81550597
>>81550562
You made it sound like not many people are having sex with teenagers. Lol I wasnt arguing what the law should be. Im just pointing out, on average the teenagers are getting their assholes filled with older males cum. And that this should be somewhat surprising information, because for guys like us. Probably never talked to a girl before. Op doesnt have a chance. Hes what we call a beta or an omega male. You too dude. Were essentially in the bottom 3 percent of men. Like this board makes it look so normal that youd just never expect to hear highschool girls are legally getting their assholes blasted by Chad dad.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:36:52 AM No.81550706
>>81550579
I wish it was as easy as just letting go and running away anon...
>>81550584
Sorry to hear that nona. He'll regret it when you become a milf and you'll have the last laugh.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:40:04 AM No.81550720
>>81550706
>I wish it was as easy as just letting go
Wait until you get with her and she still leaves you for some old piece of shit because it makes her pussy tingle, then you'll be FUCKED. You're untouched by the blackpill's utter darkness, ignorant of your own ignorance. Whatever, good luck