>certified sperg working new job
>take a bit of a breather after doing manual labor, sitting down somewhere and just looking at the floor thinking stuff
>over the course of 5 minutes i get swarmed by 4 supervisors and a shift leader, get sent to HR for a drug test because i was "avoiding eye contact" "looked sick" "talked strangely"
>unsurprisingly i pass
bro fuck off im just trying to have a sit
how do i mask as a normalfart properly enough so i dont get assed with this shit

also why is phonefagging so impossible on this site, i was going to post this thread on break but every time i pressed get captcha id just get a 300 second timer every single time ad nauseam

You gotta reset your cookies and cache and then close app.
If that doesn't work, keep enabling and disabling airplane mode then do the above mentioned action. Jannies made it harder for phoneposters due to botfagging/spam.

>>81551407 (OP)
be open with hr that you're neurodivergent

if you word it in a nice way they'll be nice to you

>>81551407 (OP)
Stare at them straight in the eyes.