>say "thank u, coffee slave" to the barista before leaving
>ask female coffee slave to spit in your drink for a tip. Wheb she does it, call a manager and tell him she spat in your coffee
>if coffe slaves ask for a tip, grab the money from the tip jar and give it to it
>ask a barista to let you make your coffee yourself. If he lets you, burn yourself and sue
>ask for a coffe cubano.
When they say they dont have it, insists that they do
>order a latte and than when u get ur latte machiatto ask to redo it for u meant coffee latte

>>81551897 (OP)
this is awesome anon! sometimes ill just get naked and rape the barista in front of everyone, things really get wild then.

>>81551908
Something tells me that you might have made this up.

>>81552343
This is actually incredibly common in non-American countries

>>81553606
Its actually a part of the reason why coffe is so pricey in Europe

>>81551897 (OP)
why are you so devilish, power

Do you work at a coffee shop anon?