Prostate = Key to Happiness - /r9k/ (#81552333) [Archived: 990 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:28:12 PM No.81552333
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I have a secret to share. I've learnt a technique to clench my pc muscles in a way to massage my prostate.
This way I can get all the prostate orgasms I want without inserting anything in my butt.

I've learnt the following things,
1) Prostate orgasms are at least 10 times stronger than normal orgasms and spread all across your body.
2) I can have several prostate orgasms in succession.
3) I feel energized after an orgasm, like a caffeine shot giving me a boost in motivation.
4) unlike regular orgasms, there is no dopamine drop, you stay high and slowly float down over time.
5) No post-nut clarity when I don't ejaculate (my prostate orgasms are dry).
6) I feel extremely happy for like 6 hours after the orgasm, and my mood stays stable for the rest of the day.

Whenever I feel grumpy it's because I haven't had a prostate orgasm in a while.
It's legitimately a cheat code to happiness, like an evolutionary oversight. I feel like life-long depression has been lifted from me.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:32:09 PM No.81552363
>>81552333 (OP)
is it true that when you poke your prostate it shrivels up back to its unengorged size?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:33:13 PM No.81552373
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Didn't read, kys
>hides your thread
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:34:38 PM No.81552386
>>81552363
I have never poked my prostate, but when I apply too much force my prostate either feels like it "slips off" (meaning I am not hitting it as much) or starts expelling prostate fluid (which shrinks it I guess)
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:25:34 PM No.81552776
>>81552373
If you're already happy, then this thread won't be very interesting for you.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:58:20 PM No.81553393
gay ass faggot thread nigger
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:02:04 PM No.81553416
>>81552333 (OP)
Broke: training your body
Woke: training your third eye
Bespoke: training your third ball
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:04:57 PM No.81554011
>>81552333 (OP)
>secret to share
ok, so where's the sharing part?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:15:59 PM No.81554116
>>81554011
What do you want to know?
Stop masturbating and find ways to massage your prostate. I used Mindgasm to do this.
It's funny how easy it is to find happiness.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:24:43 PM No.81554699
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>>81553416
Unironically, yes.
Buddhists locate the root chakra at the perineum, behind which lies your prostate (in fact, you can stimulate your prostate just by pressing on your perineum)
Pic-related.