EVERY PROFILE IS JUST
hobbies
having fun and going to the beach
or
Make me laugh and get me good food
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING BORINGN AAAAAAAAAAAAZAHHHHH

>>81555087 (OP)
dating apps are for hookups idiot
wah wah wah

normies, OP. normies

>>81555087 (OP)
Truly interesting people don't use dating apps. They find other interesting people when they're out doing interesting things

>Schizophrenic, and basically the antichrist. Speaks three languages. Outdoorsman, and amateur chef. My dog comes first, she is my world, and I need a woman who can accept that. I'm a political radical, but you'll have trouble comprehending my worldview. Taller than you.
When I used to use the apps, this sort of thing was my bio. It did ok, but this was 2015. Times have surely changed. I'm also extremely ugly now.

>>81555472
>I'm also extremely ugly now.
why what changed

>>81555670
Obesity, stress and depression made my face sag, and I have a boyish look, so it looks extra bad. I used to have girls all over me, now I look disgusting

>>81555087 (OP)
Well, what would BE a unique dating profile?

>>81555087 (OP)
You expect too much out of women, the ultimate normies.

>>81555087 (OP)
Most men don't even read the profiles anyway, they just look at the pictures. And even if they do read them, it still doesn't even enter into their calculus as to whether they should message them or not. If men were more discerning it would be different.

I read somewhere everyone parrots the same shit because they're trying to appeal to as many people as possible. What we should do is express ourselves honestly, which will necessarily turn off most people, but in turn attract precisely the right people. If they won't give you anything to go on you're just gonna have to dig for it. In the meantime, lead with the shit you're passionate about. Unless it's cringe in which case keep it to yourself for now.

>>81556683
I dont look at female bios because we're unlikely to match and a waste of time desu.
But when I do get matches and the bio is empty its hard to start talking.

>>81556718
>But when I do get matches and the bio is empty its hard to start talking.
They're probably bots/scammers sorry to say

>communism interesting
Lost

>>81555295
of course this comment as no replies. as the only other normal person on this board, this is 100% the answer. go outside